Chapter 18: It's all crazy
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for loading a room to go out and being struck by lightning, and get 10 points for pretending to be forced. ”
The days when you can't pretend to be forced will pass in a blink of an eye.
......
Wu Jiu and Ma Tianshou led the team in front, and the team walked without hurrying or slow, Ye Xiaoduo hid in the carriage from the moment he set off, and everyone didn't know what he was doing in the carriage.
It's just that from time to time I hear laughter from the carriage, angry roars, and even scolding.
No soldier dared to find out, just walked with his head bored, but this time Yejiacun and his party were too emotional.
Only when it was time to eat, the soldiers called the prey to eat, and a round cute little beast ran out to eat, not to mention how much he ate, and went back with a disgusted face after eating, and brought a copy to Ye Xiaoduo on the carriage when he left.
"System, how much pretending do I have left?" Ye Xiaoduo just woke up, rubbing his eyes and said.
"Ding! Host, you recently spent 12 points on renting the online novel of the previous host plane, a total of 120 copies, and 30 points for renting a computer and a network transmitter for three days, and now the host still has 43 points left. ”
"It's too hard to earn these points, and the system suggests that I don't rush to upgrade, what to look at things to improve my mood. ”
Ye Xiaoduo said depressedly.
Ye Xiaoduo tried to pretend to be forced on Wu Jiu, but Ye Xiaoduo disliked that the pretending value was too little.
"Ding! Host, I am also for your good, the sudden power is easy to make people lose themselves, pretending to be forced is a sacred and great way, and no matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat. ”
This is not a glamorous system that is actually trying to solve the host, have you ever seen such a system?
"Okay, do you say that the systems in those online articles are also true? If it is true, it means that those such as Meng Hao, the only demon in the vast expanse, and several great persecution saints who will die if they don't pretend to be forced, want Wukong, where all the Buddhas have disappeared, is also real?" Ye Xiaoduo asked with a spirit.
"Ding! The system level is too low to answer the host's question, please ask again after upgrading, but there is a truth!" the system replied.
Damn, this system makes so much sense, it's really different from those glamorous systems in other worldly online articles.
"Hmph......" Xiao Budian's cry interrupted Ye Xiaoduo, who was talking to the system.
I saw Xiao Budian holding a wooden plate much larger than it, with a piece of roasted meat on it, and then obediently placed it in front of Ye Xiaoduo, and pushed Ye Xiaoduo's legs with two front paws, which meant that Ye Xiaoduo was called to eat.
Seeing that his partner Xiao Bu was so psychic, Ye Xiaoduo's heart was warm, and the loneliness of leaving home alone was also unconsciously relieved.
Ye Xiaoduo picked up Xiao Budian with both hands, rubbed its belly, and found that it was wrong: "Hey, Xiao Budian, why are you a little thinner than at home?"
"Hmph....... Xiao Budian was a little aggrieved and dissatisfied, hugged Ye Xiaoduo and shouted, and then pointed to the piece of meat that Ye Xiaoduo had eaten, as if he was complaining.
Ye Xiaoduo smashed his mouth, he also knew that the food on the march was not good, and it was basically a salty taste, and after reading the delicious food on the tip of his tongue described in other novels, he himself was not very active in eating recently.
Who told him to have a system? It completely opened up a new world of cognition.
Suddenly, Ye Xiaoduo had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly remembered that when he opened the gift package, he had opened five volumes of the auxiliary vocational skill book and had not yet used it, and that thing actually sold 500 loads in the mall.
Immediately entered the sea of knowledge to find a brilliant special achievement gift package, which contained three middle-level Shenxing escape charms, as well as five skill scrolls, and the mind control shouted:
"Use!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the support skill "God of Cooking" and successfully cultivating (active skill: If the host succeeds in making food, there is a chance to increase the additional attribute of food, or increase the vicious attribute. )”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the support skill "Ku Ding" and successfully cultivating (active skill: The host is familiar with the body structure and structural texture of any creature. )”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the support skill "Divine Sense" and successfully cultivating (passive skill: The host increases the host's vision, hearing, smell, taste, touch, and spiritual sense by 100%. )”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the support skill "Poisoner" and successfully cultivating (active skill: the host can create lethal poison with poisonous plants or creatures, passive skill: the host turns on all poisons and is not invasive.) ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the support skill "Brewing" and successfully cultivating (active skill: The host can brew all kinds of wine with additional attributes, or bad attribute wine. Action Skill: The host can freely activate alcohol immunity. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for opening the auxiliary skill profession, in this vast heaven and ten thousand worlds, the auxiliary profession is to allow the host to better cultivate and regulate himself, and stand on a higher world stage. ”
The busy prompt sound of the system kept ringing in Ye Xiaoduo's mind......
I'll go...... Do you see it? Do you see it? They all say that other people's children are good, but look at my family's system, or my family's system is good.
In addition to the finishing touch, he will also take the initiative to shoot such a fart with a positive view of the world for the host.
The key is that the shooting is so sober and refined, elegant and natural, and not pretentious at all.
Yes, it's not pretentious at all, and such a positive thing should be done by the system a little more.
I'm not happy at all......
Not happy......
Glad......
Hahahaha..................
桀桀桀桀..................
Ye Xiaoduo put Xiao Budian on his shoulder, and walked out of the carriage carrying the piece of meat on the wooden plate.
Ye Xiaoduo, who got out of the carriage, did not speak, but immediately attracted the attention of the soldiers who were eating, stopped eating and stood up, looking at Ye Xiaoduo with humility and respect.
"Master, what do you command?" Wu Jiu and Ma Tianshou, who were not far away, hurriedly ran over, there was still meat juice on their mouths, and their hands hurriedly wiped their clothes fiercely, and then pasted them on their mouths with their sleeves.
"Where are we now, how long will it take to get to town?" Ye Xiaoduo looked up at the sky and said.
Thinking of what Ye Xiaoduo said about killing people before leaving, Wu Jiu was trembling, afraid that this young master would be murderous, and couldn't wait to kill, so he lowered his eyebrows and hurriedly said:
"Back to the master, we are less than 400 miles away from the nearest Xiangcheng, according to our footsteps, we can reach Xiangcheng tomorrow. ”
Ye Xiaoduo listened to Wu Jiu's reply, looked at the many soldiers holding pieces of meat in their hands, and some holding big bones, raised the wooden plate and frowned and asked:
"That's what you usually eat?"
Wu Jiu looked at Ma Tianshou, it was really impossible for him to touch cooking before, and he was all taken care of by his subordinates.
Ma Tianshou hurriedly learned from Wu Jiu and said: "Back to the master, now because the march is more concise, but it can also be entered." If you don't like it, I'll have someone prepare the best local food to honor you when you arrive in Xiangcheng tomorrow. ”
He heard Wu Jiu say that this young master wanted to kill people, but he was really afraid that this master would be unhappy, and the master who couldn't be killed in this catastrophe was coming, and this hundred people were not enough for him to kill.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing an awesome force, and the reward is worth 1 point. ”
I'm not pretending? What kind of meme is this?
Ye Xiaoduo stared at Ma Tianshou strangely and didn't speak, so frightened that Ma Tianshou's legs trembled like a swing.
Seeing that it was estimated that it was misunderstood, he said: "We are camping here today, and now we will arrange two teams of people, one team to pick up dry wood, and one team to catch prey, the prey is not limited, but it is best to be larger." ”
"Yes, yes...... We'll arrange it right away. Although they didn't know what Ye Xiaoduo was going to do, what he said at this time was a life-threatening decree for them.
Immediately, two teams of soldiers were sent out, and the hunting group was still led by Wu Jiu, because Wu Jiu was the strongest in the team, except for Ye Xiaoduo, of course.
The remaining soldiers, led by Ma Tianshou, began to camp in the camp.
Ye Xiaoduo entered the mall with an idea, bought a large table and a large pot with a pretending value, a set of seasoning sets and a copy of "Recipes" spent a total of 8 points on the value, and then spent 1 on the value to buy some ginger, onions, garlic, mushrooms or something.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for the success of the "Recipe Encyclopedia". ”
After a while, the team of pickers came back first, and everyone carried the maximum weight of dry wood as much as possible.
Half an hour later, seven or eight people actually carried a fourth-level brute beast called Yunyin Deer, and the rest of the soldiers either had wolves and rabbits hanging from their waists or broken-winged chickens, and Wu Jiu, who was walking in front, was still covered in blood and walked in front with his head held high.
The flesh and blood of the fourth-level brute beast are considered treasures for people in the quenching period, and it seems that this Wujiu prince is also desperately selling well.
Ye Xiaoduo nodded: "It's hard work." ”
His words of thanks made everyone feel flattered, and they were about to cry, waving their hands again and again to praise what should be done.
Ye Xiaoduo suddenly felt that the people in the outside world were not so annoying, everyone was trying to survive, living under the rules set by the strong, there was no poetry and distance, just living.
"Master, I'll let people do it, I don't know how Master wants to eat?" Wu Jiu stepped forward and asked.
Ye Xiaoduo waved his hand and said, "I know that you have suffered in Yejia Village, but what our Ye family has left is blood, and all you have left is sweat and tears." Since you are now under my command, I will not treat you badly, and I will treat you with a delicious meal with my own hands. ”
"This ...... How does this make ......?" Before Wu Jiu finished speaking, Ye Xiaoduo waved his hand and directly threw out the things he had just bought.
"Can the space ring ...... things?" everyone said in surprise, it is true that this thing is only owned by the emperor and the national teacher in the Dawu Dynasty, they just heard that this thing can accommodate Fang Yuan, and the others have only heard of it and have never seen it, but they didn't expect Ye Xiaoduo to have one.
Ye Xiaoduo didn't care about their opinions, he made a decision to make a fire, put the cauldron on it, then took a knife, and began to bleed the prey, but the blood of the Yunyin Deer was specially packed in a basin to coagulate.
Every knife of Ye Xiaoduo, who opened the skills of the kitchen god and the chef Ding, is drawn at the link point between the meat and the tendons, looking at each knife is like art, and every knife is a knife technique.
Then Ye Xiaoduo played the water decision of the Hongmeng Element Trick to cleanse the prey.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host "Hongmeng Elemental Formula" Water Element Cultivation Progress of 0.1%. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a faint force, and the reward is worth 5 points. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be an indifferent force, and the reward is worth 5 points. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for loading an intriguing force, and the reward is worth 5 points. ”
The prompt sound of the system also kept ringing in my head......
"Huh, no, system, how can my cultivation progress increase by 1% when I am struck by lightning, this is only 0.1%" Ye Xiaoduo asked with his mind.
"Ding! host, you were passively accepting the Heavenly Tribulation before, this is active use, can it be the same?"
I see.
Hahaha...... It turned out that this way could also get the pretending value, and Ye Xiaoduo worked harder and harder.
Yunyin deer is half barbecued and half stewed. The grilled ones are sprinkled with spices and marinated, then grilled on a fire rack. At the same time as the soup was stewed, the coagulated deer blood was also put in, and some vermicelli was added at the same time, and the qi and blood of the brute beast were more than that of ordinary beasts, and finally sprinkled with condiments.
In the end, feeling that the pot was not enough, Ye Xiaoduo simply bought two more pots, the wolf rabbit was cut into meat pieces and sprinkled with potatoes and mushrooms to make a braised wolf rabbit, and the broken winged chicken was made into a steamed broken wing chicken, sprinkled with chopped green onions and seasonings to ensure the original taste of the chicken.
After a while, the fragrance of the whole station was elegant, and the fragrance was refreshing.
A group of people looked at where Ye Xiaoduo was busy cooking, and he was bouting.
I smell it and I feel like it's delicious...... But Ye Xiaoduo didn't speak, he didn't dare to move, and the little beast that didn't look at the master was jumping around in a hurry.
In the end, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and in the end, Wu Jiu couldn't help but swallow his saliva and asked:
"Master...... What kind of dish are you cooking, I have never smelled such a pleasant delicacy, I ...... I ......" It's really almost dry of saliva, and I don't know how to speak, this Wujiu prince is originally a foodie, and it is completely a sick torture to watch the food not be eaten.
As the prince, Wu Jiu must be a few levels ahead of everyone in terms of food, and he feels that eating delicacies from the mountains and seas in the palace is not as good as today's dishes, with all the color, flavor, and flavor...... It's simply phoenix marrow dragon liver.
Ye Xiaoduo paid attention to everyone's demeanor while barbecing, and said proudly: "Don't worry, you can start eating soon, there are still two things missing." This one is called Yunyin Deer BBQ, this one is called Yunyin Deer Blood Vermicelli Soup, this one is called Braised Wolf Rabbit Meat, and finally the one is called Steam Broken Wings Chicken. ”
I'll go...... What's missing, it's already edible, do you want it to be so perfect?
Are you a Virgo?
But how do these names sound so punctual, and why are they so punctual?
Everyone and a little beast shouted in their hearts.
Ye Xiaoduo mysteriously took out two jars: "It's just the two of you." ”
When the cumin was sprinkled, everyone and a little beast went crazy, the kind with a little spicy incense, a little pungent incense, but not as rich and stimulating as the peppercorns.
Finally, when the honey was smeared, the roast meat made a sizzling sound, and a drop of hot oil slowly slid down the lines of the golden and plump meat, and the indescribable taste of luxury clothes and delicacies became even stronger, and everyone plus a little beast was already completely crazy.
Ye Xiaoduo took out two large bowls, filled one with soup, and the other with some roasted wolf rabbit and steamed chicken with broken wings, then cut a large piece of Yunyin deer barbecue and put away the condiment set, took Xiao Bu and left, the foodie who was already in a trance.
The crowd suddenly fell silent...... I am also most afraid of sudden silence......
In the distance, Ye Xiaoduo's voice eating was faintly heard: "It's cooked, you can eat it." ”
The crowd went crazy......
Wu Jiu is crazy......
Ma Tianshou is also crazy......
"Don't rob it, this cock ass is my ......"
"Damn, you bit my finger......"
"Whew...... It's hot, it's hot...... Delicious and delicious...... Hmmm......"
"Oh my God...... I'm so happy, I've never eaten anything so delicious. ”
Someone cried, tore off a large piece of meat with his hand, didn't have time to smell carefully, didn't have time to smell slowly, didn't care about the burn, a bite is a big mouthful, wow!
The mouth is full of hot boiling, full of happiness, the meat is washed by charcoal, the aroma is overflowing, and because of the color of the pepper and salt hot sauce, it becomes more flavorful, tender, burnt crispy, fresh and salty, spicy and spicy are churning up and dancing in the mouth in an instant, the delicious taste reaches the tip of the tongue coating full of meat fragrance, one chew, the tongue is swallowed by oneself, two chews, it feels like people are about to float up, three chews, like feathering and soaring.
Is there anything else important in this world?
What could be happier than a foodie being able to indulge in a barbecue here?
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and getting 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and getting 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and getting the pretending value ......"
The system is also crazy......