Chapter 106: Drunkenness Reveals Its Original Form
The embarrassment is really embarrassing, but the embarrassment does not belong to Bai Sheng or Fan Rui alone, but the common feeling of everyone at the table.
Even Huang Sheng himself felt that this banquet was very boring, so he got up to say goodbye after three rounds of drinking, and went back to the guest room to rest, Mrs. Huang, Huang Kunpeng and the maid did not dare to stay for a long time, and then left the table and returned to the room.
Although Bai Sheng wanted to get close to Huang Shang to ask Tadpole Wen, he knew that tonight was not the time, so he didn't keep it.
Huang Sheng left, and the last embarrassed person at the banquet became Wang Wenbin, in the previous encounter, he played soy sauce all the way through the 800,000 forbidden army leader, in addition to being embarrassed or embarrassed. Even if others didn't say it, he himself felt embarrassed, so after drinking a few bowls of wine indiscriminately, he also went back to the guest room to sleep.
Now that all the embarrassed characters have left, the people who remain are no longer embarrassed, and the atmosphere at the banquet is instantly high.
Bai Sheng and Fan Rui chatted while drinking, and had a very happy conversation, Bai Sheng was very interested in Fan Rui's "Taiping Technique", and Fan Rui was full of praise for Bai Sheng's marksmanship.
The two sides exchanged experiences, and Fan Rui was very real, telling Bai Sheng that this "Taiping Technique" was the secret book of the Yellow Turban Army's victory over the enemy in the early Three Kingdoms, and it was the Taoist technique passed on to Zhang Jiao by the old immortals of Nanhua. Later, the Yellow Turban Army was exterminated, and this "Taiping Technique" was lost among the people, and he was found in a cave in Mangdang Mountain in the early years.
Bai Shengxin said that this is really a coincidence, it seems that the screenwriter's brain hole was wrong, no wonder he used the means of breaking Zhang Bao's demon method to break Fan Rui's lantern and succeeded, co-authoring Zhang Bao and Fan Rui's spells are of the same origin.
Then he raised a question: "Brother Fan, please forgive my brother for speaking bluntly, you said that your Taiping Technique is a Taoist technique, but why do I think you are a demon law?"
Fan Rui lowered his voice and said: "Don't tell my brother, you said, the Taiping Technique I got is a fragment, this Taiping Technique, also known as the Taiping Sutra, is divided into one hundred and seventy volumes, and I only got the one hundred and fifty-fifth volume, and the content recorded on it is indeed a demon law, so I practiced it...... How did you break my ban?"
"Brother, don't say it, I won't be able to eat if I say it. Song Junyi next to him had been paying attention to Bai Sheng, and naturally he heard Fan Rui's inquiry, so he immediately stopped it, he was a little uncomfortable not mentioning it, and if he brought it up, he would vomit it on the spot.
"What kind of food are you eating? I haven't drunk enough wine! Brother Song, I'll give you a bowl!"
"That is, since Brother Song is Brother Bai's archery master, his skills are naturally great, and I, Li Yan, also respect you!"
Song Junyi waved his hand with a bitter face and said: "Two brothers, I really can't drink anymore, brother, I am really too strong to drink." ”
Fan Rui stood up when he heard this, and said unhappily: "I don't like to hear this, how can we martial arts people who are bloody with knives can't drink? How can anyone be afraid of drinking? It's not a girl! It's a big deal to get drunk, what's there to be afraid of? Come, my old Fan also respects you a bowl!"
Fan Rui was right. In this era, whether it was the Jurchen, Khitan, Tubo, Dali or the Great Song Dynasty Wulin, they all respected those who could drink.
A person who drinks a lot may not be a hero, but a person who does not drink must not be a man.
Even if your martial arts are really strong, it is difficult to gain the respect of everyone. After all, you can't kill so-and-so just to gain so-and-so's respect, but as long as you drink until everyone is convinced, people will recognize you as a hero.
Seeing that Fan Rui, Xiang Chong and Li Yan each had a bowl, Song Junyi suddenly felt that his head was as big as a fight, Huang Sheng was embarrassed here just now, everyone didn't talk much and didn't eat much, so they just drank with their heads down. Now that Huang Sheng and Wang Wenbin have withdrawn, they have seven or eight bowls of belly, and the wine bowls in front of them are shaking.
He really didn't want to cause this wine banquet to end unhappily because of his own drinking, but at this moment, the three of them were holding empty bowls and waiting for him to pay tribute, if he didn't drink this wine, he would definitely offend people.
Even if it was just for Bai Sheng's sake, he couldn't offend these three people. But this wine is really unbearable, and it's not that the amount of alcohol is too shallow, but that he can't get used to this kind of wine. He is not afraid of being drunk and unconscious, he is only afraid of making a fool of himself in public.
So he had no choice but to hold Bai Sheng's wrist and shake it vigorously, but his tongue and tone were already almost pleading: "Brother, I really can't drink it, if I drink it again, I will ...... Spit it out. ”
The two of them sat next to each other, how could Bai Sheng not know Song Junyi's drunkenness? But this matter is not easy to help! Assuming that the three brothers Fan Rui did not kill this bowl of wine first, it would be easy to do, and they could let him go back to the guest room to rest first, but if he let him go now, it would be a slap in the face.
After thinking about it, he said, "Why don't I return the three bowls of you three brothers for my brother?"
The ancients paid attention to the first thing to do when drinking, and when they toasted others, they drank it first. Unlike the so-called toasts in later generations, they are all poured into others, but they can't wait to secretly replace the liquor with Sprite.
So Bai Sheng's proposal is actually a great loss, because if Song Junyi himself pays tribute to that brother, he only needs to drink one bowl of it, but Bai Sheng needs to dry three bowls in a row, although he thinks that the amount of wine is greater than Song Junyi, but he is indeed drunk.
"That's not good!" Fan Rui didn't budge, "I still plan to bow down with you two brothers, and the five of us will drink blood wine later, will you also drink blood wine for him?"
Song Junyi's consciousness was already blurred, he wanted to say that I don't bow to you, but he was worried that it would cause a gap between Bai Sheng and Fan Rui, so he almost closed his eyes and said, "I...... Drink ......"
Picking up the bowl of wine casually, swaying, Bai Sheng hurriedly stretched out his hand to help him level it, but he was afraid that he would spill the wine and appear insincere.
With the help of Bai Sheng, Song Junyi poured the last mouthful, but he didn't even have the strength to hold the bowl, and his body was about to slip under the table, and he had fallen into a semi-comatose state.
Bai Sheng hurriedly hugged his waist and said, "Brother Fan, my brother is really not good, so let's do it, I'll first salute the three elder brothers with three bowls each, and then send my brother back to rest, how about we worship tomorrow morning?"
They had indeed discussed before, to bow down tonight and leave the cottage together early tomorrow morning, but now it seems that this plan must be changed.
In fact, the three Fan Rui brothers had already drunk the amount, just to save face, and then after listening to Bai Sheng's proposal, they borrowed the slope to get off the donkey.
Bai Sheng did what he said, drank nine bowls of wine in a row, drank no less than thirty bowls in total, shook and got up in the sound of Fan Rui and the three of them, and picked up Song Junyi, who was like mud beside him, "Second Brother Xiang, have you prepared the hot water and bath bucket I want?"
Since there is a house to live in, it is necessary to take a shower and then sleep, Bai Sheng has never changed the hygiene habits of modern people.
"It's been ready for a long time. Xiang Chong looked at the little guy at the door of the Juyi Hall, and the little guy was nodding to this side, meaning that it had been arranged, waiting to lead Bai Sheng at any time.
"Okay, then we'll see you tomorrow morning!" Bai Sheng took one of Song Junyi's arms and followed the little guy out of the Gathering Hall.
As soon as he went out, a gust of mountain breeze blew on his face, Song Junyi couldn't hold back any longer, and a "wow" squirted out, only spraying the wine soup on the right half of Bai Sheng's face, and flowing into the armor along his neck. But Song Junyi didn't know it at all, and the more he vomited, the more he vomited.
Bai Sheng was angry and anxious, but he knew that Song Junyi couldn't be blamed for this, so he had to carry Song Junyi on his left shoulder, let him spit behind him, staggered forward, and urged the little guy who led the way: "Hurry up!
Returning to the guest room specially arranged by Fan Rui for him and Song Junyi, he waved away the little guy, and he didn't have time to light the candles, first took off his armor and clothes, and then went to take off Song Junyi's, and said while taking it off: "Brother, this bucket of water is only afraid that we can use it, I'll let you in, and I'll wash ...... outside."
didn't wait to finish speaking, suddenly felt that Song Junyi's underwear was very different from his own, in the undershirt, on the chest, there were several layers of tightly bound silk, he didn't bother to find the head and tail knots of this silk, he directly clasped it with both hands and faded down, and at the same time that the silk cloth fell, two white rabbits popped out of Song Junyi's chest!
Bai Sheng, who is accustomed to night vision, was dazzled by the eyes of these two white rabbits, where do you not know what this is? But after all, after drinking too much wine, I wonder if I am hallucinating, and then stretch out my hands and grab it, the tentacles are rich and elastic, and they are genuine!
There was a buzz in my head, I wiped it!...... How can it be a woman? The beard on this face is still long!
But no matter what, the vomit on the two of them always needs to be dealt with urgently, and he has also drunk so much, so without thinking too much, he picked up Song Junyi and put it in the bathtub.
Lifted a few handfuls of water on his chest, those stains had been washed away, and when he looked at Song Junyi again, he saw that his body was still slumping, and his lips and beard were already under the water, but don't drown! Quickly held his armpits and lifted them up.
At this point, the lips and chin were out of the water, but the beard was floating in the water. And the skin below the nose has become unusually wrinkled, how did you get that? I reached out and wiped a handful of water on this face, but another face was exposed.
This face is very familiar to him, it is Xiao Feng.