Chapter 575: Shan Shiqi shows his kung fu
It is said that the Chinese people in ancient times have always had a tradition, that is, women do not serve when eating.
At home, the man and his son can eat at the same table, and the woman and daughter have to open another table to show that their status is different, especially when there are guests in the house.
In public occasions, such as when a man goes to a teahouse, restaurant, restaurant and restaurant to entertain together, he can't bring his wife and concubine with him, and even if he does, he can't drink at the same table, which is called a rule.
Therefore, it is not all unreasonable for this medium-sized fat man to question Liang Hongyu sitting in a good position, and the implication is that even if this woman is really the concubine of the seed master Dao Xinna, she should not sit in such a prominent position.
Despite this, people also understand that this fat man is picking bones in eggs, and he has nothing to do, just because the gathering of martial arts people is completely different from the life of ordinary people's families, and the rules of the people's family are naturally not suitable for martial arts, and Liang Hongyu is also a person with martial arts.
So everyone ridiculed each other, condemning the fat man's rudeness, the woman sitting here was naturally arranged by the master, and since the master arranged it so, there must be a reason for the master, what qualifications do you have to question the master's arrangement as an uninvited guest who bumped in in the middle of the road?
Seed Master Dao was naturally angry, but he did not immediately reprimand, but chose to endure for the time being, and there were three reasons why he chose to be patient.
One is to prevent Sun An and others from taking advantage of the topic and saying that his motives for holding a martial arts party are not pure;
the second is because this fat man is just an entourage of Sun An, and he is not worthy of his personal reprimand;
The third is because this group of people has already committed public anger, and there are countless martial arts high-rollers in the audience who are fighting for him, and there is no need for him to speak in person.
There happened to be a beggar gang of eight bags of disciples shouting, "The seat next to this martial arts platform is for the first-class masters in the martial arts, what kind of ability do you miscellaneous people have, and they are worthy of coming here to compete?"
The reprimand of these eight bags of disciples spoke the hearts of the heroes, and immediately attracted a lot of applause and support, and for a while, the crowd was surging, and there was a tendency for the wall to fall down and everyone pushed it.
However, the big black man beside the fat man, who also couldn't find a seat, was not afraid, and roared: "First-class master?
Everyone was paying attention to Sun An before, but they didn't pay attention to this big black man, and then they looked carefully, and saw that this self-proclaimed Shan Shiqi was eight feet tall, with big shoulders and a round waist, and stood like an iron tower under the stage, with an iron rod on his back, which looked like no less than forty or fifty pounds, and immediately understood that this was also a character who was not easy to get along with.
Of course, Bai Sheng knew who Shan Shiqi was, this person could fight with Lin Chong in the Water Margin for fifty rounds, and the iron rod in his hand was not a few catties lighter than the water mill Zen staff of the flower monk Lu Zhishen, and the force ranked third under Tian Hu.
He just liked the name of Shanshiqi, why was he surnamed Shan instead of Ha? Shouldn't it be called Husky?
When he thought of the husky, he laughed, and caught up with the people around him who were solemn, this laugh was particularly abrupt, and Shan Shiqi suddenly looked down and said angrily: "What's so funny? The Sprinkle family will say you, are you a first-class master? If so, you will have two tricks with the Sprinkle family first." ”
Bai Sheng didn't expect that his laughter could also cause trouble, so he sighed helplessly and stood up.
As soon as he stood up, everyone just said that he was going to make a move on Shanshiqi, and those people who liked to watch the excitement couldn't help but have a burst of enthusiasm, and there was a good show to watch now!
There are even some people who were originally dissatisfied with Shangguan Jiannan's arrangement of this masked man on the chairman, and they were all happy to see it happen at this time, which is right, it is the mule that the horse is pulling out to slip away.
However, Bai Sheng did not exchange needles with Mai Mang, but casually pointed at Shangguan Jiannan, and said to Shan Shiqi: "This seat was arranged by him, if you are not satisfied, you can go to him, I don't think there is anything superior to sitting here, this table is good for you." ”
This sentence was very unexpected by everyone, and they all thought in their hearts: Why is this masked man so cowardly? As soon as the people were frightened, they just gave up their seats.
Bai Sheng didn't care what others thought, and only said to Liang Hongyu: "Why don't you go with me to sit in the south canopy, there is a commotion next to this martial arts platform, and it doesn't disturb the mood of drinking." ”
Liang Hongyu readily agreed, stood up, and gave up her table to the fat man.
She didn't want to accept the baking of many eyeballs in this conspicuous place for a long time, but she didn't want to lose Shangguan Jiannan's face, so she had to accept the latter's arrangement.
The fat man then laughed and said to everyone, "I'll just say, there are always some indiscriminate people here, and sure enough." ”
After that, he walked behind the table with Shan Shiqi and the two of them, exchanged a victorious look to each other, and proudly glanced at the group of heroes in the field, which means that you see, our brothers can sit down without moving their hands, and if you are not satisfied, come up and try.
After glancing, the two laughed at the same time, and sat down together, the action of sitting down was extremely majestic, if it was described in an idiom, it was the golden knife of Malaysia.
The arrogant appearance of these two people immediately aroused the indignation of the surrounding heroes, and some people already wanted to stand up and challenge these two people, but because the cultivation master did not express his position, and Sun An's internal strength was extremely profound, so they were all doing the last patience.
In patience and anger, people watched as the two men sat down with a golden knife, and the moment their butts touched the surface of the chair, a sudden change occurred.
Hearing only two soft "poofs", the chairs under the buttocks of the two suddenly turned into crumbs.
It was crumbs, not crumbs, and both chairs were all crumbs.
The two of them seemed to be unprepared, and Shan Shiqi directly fell to a back eight, and his heavy body was dropped by the forty or fifty pounds of muddy iron rod and smashed to the ground together, this one fell hard enough, and the people nearby could feel the ground under their feet trembling slightly.
At the same time as Shan Shiqi fell, there was a "poof" sound, which was much louder than the previous two, and it sounded like someone had let out a fart.
It is true that the medium-sized fat man let out a loud fart, but this fart was released by his internal force, and he collapsed on the ground to support it, and actually squatted out a not very standard horse step, and then stood with a stake, but this station was also extremely embarrassed.
This scene was unbelievable, and after everyone was stunned, they immediately burst into laughter, and some people were ridiculing, "It's playful, right?
Originally, the two of them sat on the chair and smashed the chair very amazingly, when the chair was broken, the reason why it was "poof" instead of "click, click" kind of explosion means that the chair was shattered by a strong internal force, not caused by simple force. There are not many of the heroes who think they can do it.
But this Shanshiqi's Yang Eight Forks ignited the laughter of the audience, isn't it so obvious to show kung fu?