"Does this dress look good?"

In the shopping mall, Zhou Miaomiao was full of energy, and the whole person was full of energy, holding a floral dress and asking Xu Mu's opinion.

Xu Mumu nodded and replied weakly: "It's good-looking." ”

It's been two hours since he walked, and he hasn't rested for a moment, even if he is an immortal cultivator and his body is not tired, his spirit is tormented by this kind of boring thing, and he really wants to sit down and rest for a while.

But Zhou Miaomiao, an ordinary woman, is like a nobody, she still keeps shuttling between various clothes racks, and when she sees beautiful clothes, she can't help but give it a try!

If you're trying on clothes, it's better if you're sure you want to buy them.

But after she tried on the clothes, she basically didn't buy them, she just tried to play!

In two hours, she sold two pieces of clothing and a pair of shoes, and the efficiency was outrageously slow! If Xu Mu was asked to buy it, it would take ten minutes at most, and all of this could be done!

"Where's this T-shirt?" Zhou Miaomiao took another one and asked Xu Mu for his opinion.

"It's also beautiful. Xu Mu replied perfunctorily.

"Where's this dress?"

"Not bad...... too"

Next week, Miaomiao saw that Xu Mu was perfunctory, so she was very unhappy and complained: "Xu Mu, please be careful." I'm asking you to help me with my ideas, which one is pretty!"

Xu Mu was furious: "You are so beautiful, except for your small breasts, your skin is white and your legs are long, what kind of clothes don't look good! If you want to buy it, just buy one casually, don't rub it in!"

Listening to Xu Mu's scolding, Zhou Miaomiao was not angry at all, but said with a smile: "Are you complimenting me? In this case, then I will try all three clothes! I'll go to the fitting room, you wait for me outside, and see how my upper body results later." ”

Xu Mu: "......"

There is a saying in my heart that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not.

Another ten minutes passed.

Zhou Miaomiao tried all three pieces of clothing, in Xu Mu's opinion, the upper body effect of the three clothes is very good, very beautiful, after all, this woman is a natural clothes rack, and she looks good in anything.

But in the end, Zhou Miaomiao didn't buy any of them.

This waistline design is not good-looking, and the skirt design is too old-fashioned...... Anyway, there are a lot of broken reasons.

Walking out of the mall, Xu Mu hurriedly said: "We just said it, this is the last clothing store, I won't go shopping in the future!"

Zhou Miaomiao nodded and said seriously: "Well, this summer's clothes have exploded, and I haven't come across a few of my favorite items after shopping so much." Don't go shopping, don't go shopping. ”

Xu Mu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, thinking that he could finally go home now.

Shopping with a woman is even more tiring than his cultivation of Dragon and Tiger Mighty Vajra Gong!

Zhou Miaomiao paused, suddenly changed her words, and said, "Next, let's go buy cosmetics! ”

"......" The smile on Xu Mu's face froze, and after thinking about it, he asked, "Zhou Miaomiao, do you have an uncle?"

Zhou Miaomiao said puzzledly: "Why are you asking this?"

"Fuck you, uncle!" Xu Mu scolded angrily.

Zhou Miaomiao looked regretful: "That's really sorry, I don't have an uncle." ”

In the end, under the threat of Zhou Miaomiao's coquettish cuteness and splattering and rolling, Xu Mu could only accompany him again.

"I said, aren't you really tired from shopping, for example, don't your legs and feet hurt?" Xu Mu looked at Zhou Miaomiao, who was still in high spirits, and his heart was really full of puzzlement.

Could it be that when a woman is really shopping, she will have a buff blessing, and her physical strength is stronger than that of him, a cultivator, so she doesn't feel tired at all?

Zhou Miaomiao said truthfully: "The legs and feet really hurt a little. But that's not a reason to be tired! Even so, I don't feel tired!"

Xu Mu's eyes widened and asked, "Why?"

Zhou Miaomiao explained: "Because the fun of shopping is far greater than the pain, so you don't feel tired at all! Just like when you men stay up late to watch the World Cup, do you feel tired? Or if you think of the clothes in the store as beautiful women, and let you go shopping all the time to choose beautiful women, will you feel tired?"

Xu Mu: "......"

It's a lot of nonsense, but why do I think it makes sense?

Depend on!

I was completely persuaded by this woman's crooked reasoning!

I really shouldn't believe in this woman's evil, the routine is as deep as the sea!

There was no way, Xu Mu could only accompany Zhou Miaomiao to visit one cosmetics counter after another.

"Xu Mu, do you think these four lipstick colors, which one is better?" Zhou Miaomiao stretched out the back of her hand and let Xu Mu look at the four red bars on the back of her hand.

Xu Mu's eyes widened, and after looking at it for a while, he said, "Isn't this the same color?

Zhou Miaomiao was speechless and said: "One color? Xu Mu, you shouldn't be color blind, right? It's obviously four colors!"

Saying that, Zhou Miaomiao also showed Xu Mu the four colors of lipstick, and it was really four different models of lipstick!

Day!

Xu Mu was dumbfounded, completely messy.

The waitress next to her smiled and said, "Miss, your boyfriend is so cute! Men are like this, and it is even more difficult for them to distinguish the shade of lipstick than to ascend to the sky. ”

Zhou Miaomiao blushed a little, and hurriedly waved her hand to explain: "He's not my boyfriend, we're just ordinary friends." ”

Xu Mu also nodded and said, "We are not a couple. ”

The waiter made a misunderstanding, a little embarrassed, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Generally speaking, people who come to go shopping and buy cosmetics together are couples. I think the two are talented and beautiful, so compatible, I thought they were too. ”

Xu Mu looked at Zhou Miaomiao and wondered: "Are we like a couple? No, we are brothers." ”

I'm still very particular about girlfriends.

Even if you don't pursue peerless cows or anything, you can't take off your clothes like two brothers!

After sharing a house for three years, Zhou Miaomiao naturally immediately understood the connotation of Xu Mu's words, and she was a little shy and embarrassed, so she immediately said hatefully: "This guy is our family's maid, who specializes in accompanying me to go shopping and help carry things!"

The waiter smiled when he heard this, looked at the two of them with ambiguous eyes, and saw that Xu Mu and Zhou Miaomiao were uncomfortable, and hurriedly slipped away.

Although Zhou Miaomiao is also very picky when buying cosmetics, not only lipstick, but also foundation, eye shadow, eyebrow pencil, lotion, essence, all have to be tried, but the time spent is still much shorter than buying clothes.

Forty minutes later, both skincare and makeup were bought in one set.

Now it's really ready to withdraw.

But just as the two of them were about to walk out of the mall, Zhou Miaomiao's eyes suddenly widened, full of surprise, pointed to the two people not far away, and whispered to Xu Mu: "Xu Mu, look!"

"What are you looking at?" Xu Mu looked in the direction she was pointing in puzzlement.

Then, his eyes suddenly widened, and his eyes were much more incredible than Zhou Miaomiao!

"How are they?!"

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(1,The first update is delivered,The second update is in the code!So don't scold me for breaking the chapter~~ The next chapter will reveal who the final mystery is.。

2, don't scold me for water, I was going to go shopping in the plot, add a little pretending to slap the face, full of nouveau riche temperament of the plot, in this way, a shopping, at least you can write more than ten chapters!

Ten chapters of the plot, compressed into one chapter, is there an author with a more conscience than me at the starting point?

If you don't think so, vote!)