Chapter 92: Crawl over and kneel and lick
"Report to Senior Brother, Miscellaneous Disciple Du Mu, who returned from his travels and asked to join the sect. There was a faint tremor in Du Mu's voice.
"Senior Brother Du, please wait a while, and allow me to report to the master in charge. The disciple in the door responded.
Miscellaneous Servant Disciple? This demon is actually a miscellaneous servant disciple? Ma De, I want to ask what kind of sect can cultivate such miscellaneous servants without burying people like this.
The praying mantis' eyes widened in disbelief. The little stammering princess also opened her cherry mouth wide, very surprised.
Soon, the mountain gate array opened, and the Master of the Dead Wood came out with a few elders of the division.
"Coming back?"
"Well, it's back. ”
"When you come back, let's stop and stop, it's windy and rainy outside, and it's not so fun. ”
There was no excessive greetings, everything was so plain and plain, like a kind elder picking up a child who was playing naughtily outside. On the contrary, this kind of boring dialogue without nutrition made the young man's eyes red, and there was a faint mist in his eyes.
"These are two friends I made out there. Du Mu pointed to the two people behind him without too much introduction.
Deadwood nodded at the two of them, and said hello.
Wocao, do you know what the identity of the young master is, you dare to use this attitude towards me, believe it or not, Tang Ye kicked you away with one leg, the praying mantis grinned, and scolded in his heart for 100,000 unhappy, but he was held by Yao Ji and did not let him move.
The little stammering princess bowed slightly to the dead wood and said softly, "I've seen my predecessors." ”
Deadwood bowed slightly, turned around and walked inside, the dignified Tianzhi noble daughter of the Zhongzhou Dynasty was ignored by an iron rank sect like this.
Du Mu took two people to lead the nine groups of small courtyards and said to them: "This is where I used to live. ”
Ten years later, Group Nine is still the same Group 9, but the people in Group 9 are no longer the people he knew before.
The praying mantis pointed to the firewood in the courtyard, and laughed heartily: "Miscellaneous disciple, you are really a miscellaneous disciple, hahaha, his mother, I'm angry with the master." ”
Originally, I thought that this demon was just joking, until he followed him to the small courtyard of the ninth group, and the mantis was finally convinced, when he thought that this demon who could kill thousands of arrogant and arrogant heavenly demons was actually a miscellaneous disciple, the mantis was indignant, and hated so much that the root of his teeth hurt, why can you be a miscellaneous servant who is more powerful than Lao Tzu, a descendant of a pure-blooded divine beast, and is there any heavenly reason.
Du Mu continued to take the two of them to wander around the sect, Enlightenment Peak, sitting in the Immortal Valley, the bamboo forest in the back mountain, all the places where he practiced alone, all over the place, and finally under the guidance of a disciple, he came to a new courtyard, which was a single courtyard that Deadwood had just assigned to him, located next to Jin Xiaoyuan's Mixed Yuan Residence.
Du Mu's identity is more embarrassing, until now he still has the title of a miscellaneous disciple, although his strength on the surface is enough to be on an equal footing with the true disciple, but the dead wood did not speak, he can only be a miscellaneous disciple forever, fortunately, over the years, whether it is the outer door or the inner door or the true tradition, he knows that this guy is a thorn, so no one who is not open-eyed will take the initiative to mention this stubble.
I just saw the three words "Broken Demon House", and at a glance I saw a figure like a fire, the big horse golden knife was entrenched in the courtyard, holding a melon in one hand, a Erlang leg, the upper leg was still shaking, the mouth gnawed the melon viciously, the juice at the corners of the mouth flowed, and the mouth seemed to say "break the dog's legs" and "torture to death ten thousand times" and other broken thoughts.
Du Mu was like seeing death, and he turned around and ran away without saying a word.
"Stand, watch out for your doglegs. The temperature in the courtyard rose sharply, and the woman in red scolded.
Du Muru was struck by lightning, his legs were upright, and he was in place like an iron pillar, motionless.
"Crawl over and kneel and lick. Tang Huo'er hooked his index finger towards Du Mugou.
Du Mu looked up at the sky angrily, his face was full of tragedy, and in the midst of the mantis and the little stammer, he was stunned, only to see the thing slowly bend his knees, kneel to the ground, step by step, crawl into the yard, stick out his tongue and move closer to Tang Huo'er, and flattered: "Senior Sister Huo'er." ”
"Lick. Tang Huo'er said.
"Really licking?" Du Mu's brows furrowed into a twisted ball.
"Really licking. Tang Huo'er nodded.
Du Mu took Tang Huo'er's hand, licked it a few times, smiled hehe, and said, "Senior Sister Huo'er has become beautiful again." ”
Tang Huo'er giggled, and the voice like a silver bell spread throughout the courtyard, and his fingertips supported Du Mu's chin, and said, "It's darkened." ”
Du Mu straightened his waist and said, "Senior sister, in the past few years that I have been in the sect, there is anyone who has not opened his eyes to make you angry, and I will abolish him." ”
Tang Huo'er said softly: "Yes, the person who will make me angry the most is in front of me at the moment, you teach him a lesson." ”
Du Mu's face suddenly turned into a bitter gourd.
Tang Huo'er turned her gaze to Yao Ji, her eyes lit up, and she praised: "What a beautiful beauty embryo, where did you kid deceive the girl? ”
Du Mu scratched his head and quickly explained: "Senior sister, these two are friends I met outside, but they are not what you think. "Yao Ji's status is noble, and she can't be made to make fun of it, maybe it will bring trouble to the Sword Hua Sect.
Yao Ji's face flushed with shame, she secretly glanced at Du Mu, and plucked up the courage to say to Tang Huo'er: "Senior sister is good." ”
Tang Huo'er laughed and said, "Okay, Xiao Niu'er is sensible." This senior sister screamed so that her heart was full of joy, she took Yaoji's hands, measured up and down, sighed, praised again and again, and threw Du Mu aside.
The praying mantis next to him was already stupid, immersed in the scene just now and couldn't help himself, no matter what, it was difficult for him to associate Du Mu with the arrogant and domineering guy, this really was the Du Mu who was the descendant of the Immortal Heavenly Palace who was the son of the Marquis of the Wind and Killed the Earth Immortal Heavenly Palace and climbed the list of Qianjiao? When I heard the princess's senior sister exit, the praying mantis grinned exaggeratedly, and her chin almost hit the ground, my little ancestor, do you know what this senior sister means.
"Senior sister, your skin is very good. ”
"Really, hahaha, I use Xianlu a lot!"
"Senior sister, I have a honey film made of fairy fairy honey, which can make your skin full of water and moisture for a long time and maintain elasticity. ”
"Great, I'm worried about dehydration when I practice every day, hurry up and take it out!"
Two women are together, and the man never knows how quickly their topic changes, and they chirp like two lively fairy birds, and they still have no intention of stopping until the time enters the evening.
Tang Huo'er turned around and waved at Du Mu, driving him away like flies, "This place was requisitioned by the old lady, and my aunt and grandmother want to have a good time with Sister Yaoji." , this isn't the place for you stinky men. ”
Du Mu opened his mouth and stammered, wanting to resist, Tang Huo'er glared at him, he immediately coaxed, he could only choose to give in, and in the eyes of Yao Ji covering his mouth and snickering, he went to the ninth group angrily.
The praying mantis was very happy in his heart, this thousand knives killed him to ride on his head all day long to show off his might, and to be powerful, but he didn't expect to be governed by a woman, this is the so-called one thing to one thing.
With a bang, an ebony pillow flew out of the room and smashed on the mantis's head, knocking out a large bag on top of his head.
The voice of the little stammering laugh came from inside, "You you, you get out too." ”
It's only been half a day, and the most noble heavenly pride girl of the Zhongzhou Dynasty has been contaminated with the pungent atmosphere of a violent woman, and the royal majesty is gone.
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Finally wrote this chapter
I've been imagining the picture of someone returning to the mountain, and I thought about three or four scenes, and finally decided to use this, because after all, it fits the character of the two.