Chapter 225: A Deal with the Old Locust Tree
Suddenly, at the place where Du Feng's second sword was slashed, and at the same time as the third sword, two branches came from both sides of Du Feng, and Shunjiang tried to fork Du Feng's entire body!
Listening to the two crisp sounds of "Dangdang", the old voice of the old locust tree sounded again: "Now it's symmetrical!"
Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked at it, only to see a deep and long dent on the left and right eyes of the old locust tree! Du Feng was suddenly stunned: "No, I obviously split the same place just now!"
The old locust tree smiled: "Hehe, you split the same place, but I can move, can't I just shake my body?"
Saying that, the dents on the old locust tree's eyes squirmed twice, as if he was picking on Du Feng's beauty! The old locust tree was very proud: "Now that the eyebrows are there, it would be nice if I could grow a nose and ears......
"That's not right, I pointed to the southeast with one sword blow, and subdued the demon with two blows, it should be three sword marks...... "Du Feng looked puzzled, could it be ...... Could it be that the sword marks from his own one-blow demon slashing overlap on the sword marks of the first sword pointing to the southeast? But the angle of his last two blows is completely different from the angle of the first blow, and now the two sword marks are quite symmetrical hanging on the eyes of the old locust tree, and the strength of the old locust tree is too terrifying......
Du Feng's mind was full of thoughts in an instant, thinking about it, Du Feng struggled hard, but the branches of the two branches were like the hands of the old locust tree, and he had already sealed his spiritual power, so that Du Feng couldn't perform the spiritual power Dao technique at all, the pair of dangling feet kicked indiscriminately, and the expression on his face was extremely angry: "Old locust tree, if you have the ability, you let go of me, Lao Tzu is not on you, Du Feng will not be surnamed Du when he comes here!"
But the old locust tree didn't pay attention to what Du Feng said at all, and only in an instant, he sent Du Feng, who had forked his branches, to his eyes, and looked at Du Feng up close: "Take off your pants!"
"Take off ...... Take off your pants?" Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and then a discordant picture appeared in his mind, in which a huge short stake grew on the trunk of the old locust tree, looking at himself with obscene eyes.
Du Feng hurriedly shook his head, held his head high, and looked awe-inspiring: "Shi Ke can not be humiliated, you still eat me, I swear to die!"
"Then I'll help you take it off!" the old locust tree sighed, and two branches stretched out to Du Feng.
"Fuck, old locust tree, your mother is perverted, Lao Tzu is a human, you are a tree, you want to find a tree......" Du Feng looked frightened, his legs kicked wildly, but the two branches were still as flexible as a human hand to remove his pants!
The cold lower body made Du Feng messy, Du Feng's face was like ashes, as if he accepted his fate, crying and mourning, a cool breeze struck, Du Feng trembled slightly.
"Don't worry, I'll be very light!" the old locust tree made an arc with its big mouth, like a smile. It's just that in Du Feng's opinion, that smile is always the same......
I, Du Feng, could it be that my chastity was ruined like this? No, I don't accept it! I want to resist! I would rather die than obey! I want to bite my tongue and kill myself!
After thinking about it, Du Feng bit his tongue with his teeth, and was about to bite it down, when he suddenly thought of a very serious question, and hurriedly asked the old locust tree: "That, you shouldn't be interested in corpses, right?"
"I'm interested in corpses too!" replied the old locust tree. Du Feng looked up to the sky and sighed: "What kind of pervert have I encountered, I don't even let go of the corpse, is there any tree nature? Is there any royal law? My Sanqing, where are you, please act well and save the disciples......
It's a pity that Sanqing didn't hear Du Feng's call for help. I only heard the expectant voice of the old locust tree sound: "Let's start quickly!"
"No, I don't! I won't let you succeed if I die!" Du Feng's heart sank, and he made up his mind, his teeth bit his tongue, and he was about to bite it off hard, but he heard the old locust tree say impatiently: "Hurry up and pee, I can't wait!"
“...... Pee?" Du Feng was stunned.
"Yes, how can I quench my thirst if you don't pee?" said the old locust tree.
Du Feng was stunned: "When you say thirsty, you want to drink my urine......?"
"Of course I want to eat your!" said the old locust tree, suddenly stunned, and immediately changed his words, "No, eating is what dogs do, I am a dryad, not a dog, I can't say that I eat, it should be absorbed!"
"Quack ......" Several crows flew over Du Feng's head, and a few black lines couldn't help but appear between Du Feng's eyebrows.
"Paralyzed, did you say it earlier, you said it earlier, I won't give it to you? I have to make it seem like I want the tip of a gun (homophonic word, afraid of being harmonized) me......" Du Feng said very depressedly, "Let me down!"
When the old locust tree heard this, he obediently carried Du Feng to the ground, and then released the branch that crossed Du Feng's body. Du Feng rolled his eyes, and was about to start peeing, but in an instant, the drunken eyes of the old locust tree appeared at the bottom, and his eyes stared longingly at a protrusion on Du Feng's body.
Du Feng was stunned: "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to take pee!" said the old locust tree, "this is a good thing for our things, and it is very nutritious!"
Du Feng was speechless: "You look at me like this, I can't pee!"
"Then I won't look at you!" the old locust tree said and closed his eyes, Du Feng raised his middle finger with disdain, lifted his pants, and turned to leave.
For a long time, the old locust tree, who had not waited for the scene he had imagined, suddenly opened his eyes, looked at Du Feng, who had already walked far away, and asked, "You...... Why don't you pee?"
"I'm sorry, I haven't drunk water or eaten for a long time, so I don't have the urge to urinate or!" Du Feng said with great regret. Suddenly, a wrist-thick tree root emerged from Du Feng's ground, and then suddenly disappeared, and a stream of water splashed out of the hole left by the tree root, like a fountain, which could not be stopped for a long time!
"When you're full, you'll have urine!" As the old locust tree spoke, all kinds of fruits flew towards Du Feng, and the old locust tree said, "Or you eat the fruit, and there will be urine and feces when you eat the fruit!"
"Why should I listen to you?" Du Feng asked with an eyebrow. The old locust tree was stunned: "Yes, why should he listen to me?"
Du Feng paused, thought for a while, and said, "You really want my and urine, and I'm not incapable of satisfying you, but you have to exchange something of equivalent value!"
"Something of equal value?" "The old locust tree thought for a while, thinking about it and turning it over, as if he had made some major decision, "You just need to give me all your and urine, and I will give you a drop of 10,000-year-old locust pulp!"
"Ten thousand years of acacia pulp!" the fox king couldn't help but exclaim. Du Feng was puzzled: "I want you to have a hairy use for 10,000 years of acacia syrup, spirit stones, do you have spirit stones?
Du Feng said that he was afraid that the old locust tree would not know what the spirit stone was, so he took out a spirit stone and shook it: "This is it!"
"In the past, my roots were full of spirit stones, and I knew that I could change, so I wouldn't absorb it......" The old locust tree said very disappointedly, "I'll exchange it with you for 10,000-year-old locust pulp!"
"Old locust tree, I have, I'll exchange it with you!" said the fox king excitedly.
When Du Feng heard this, he was very puzzled: "Look at you, what good thing is that 10,000-year-old acacia syrup?"
"Of course......" the fox king said for a moment, smiled and walked towards Du Feng, "It's not a good thing, don't change it with him, that thing is useless at all!"
"Are you fooling me?" Du Feng said to the fox king with disdain, and said to the old locust tree with a straight face, "That, I see that you are so sincere, I will reluctantly change a piece of with you, but first say okay, a hundred ...... No......, no, no! 10,000 drops of 10,000-year-old locust syrup for a piece of, one hand for 10,000-year-old locust syrup and one hand for!"
"Poof......" the old locust tree sprayed wildly, "I exchange a drop of 10,000-year-old locust pulp for all your, and you actually want to pay me back 10,000-year-old locust pulp for a piece of?"
"Uh......" Du Feng was embarrassed, but he still stubbornly said, "One drop for all my?" Do you really dare to think about it, so, I will give you a discount for your sincerity, if you take out all your ten thousand years of locust syrup, I will reluctantly give you a piece of!"
"It's not cost-effective, you can have every day, my 10,000-year-old locust pulp is only a drop in 10,000 years, I still won't change it......" The old locust tree said very disappointed.
"What, don't change it?" Du Feng was dumbfounded, how can he do it if he doesn't change it? At this time, the fox king suddenly thought of something, walked to Du Feng's side with a big grin, and pulled Du Feng away: "If people don't change it, won't they change it, let's go to the Tiger King!"
Du Feng broke free from the fox king suddenly, looked at the fox king with disdain, and said, "Don't think I don't know, you fucking want the group of people I brought over to help you shit, and then you use it to exchange it for 10,000-year-old syrup with him!"
"Is there anyone else?" the old locust tree was stunned, the leaves rustled, and suddenly all the locust trees in the forest swayed with leaves, as if in response to the old locust tree, and suddenly, the old locust tree's eyes lit up: "Fox King, you actually have so many people on your hands?"
"Of course!" Fox King Yang Yang said smugly, "As long as you give me all your 10,000-year-old syrup, I promise that all the of the people in my hands is yours!"
The old locust tree was happy: "Really?"
"Of course!" the fox king nodded.
Du Feng gritted his teeth and glared at the fox king: "Old locust tree, if you believe him, you won't get a piece of!
"Uh......" The old locust tree looked at Du Feng and then at the fox king, his eyes rolling sharply. Du Feng hit the railroad while it was hot: "As long as you give me all your 10,000-year-old acacia syrup, I promise that you will have to absorb every day, and it is a lot of, and I can also provide you with fertilizer, which is higher than the nutrients of!"
"Really?" The old locust tree was overjoyed, and Du Feng nodded very seriously: "Really!"
"Old locust tree, you can't believe him, this kid is cunning, if you don't believe it, you can ask your descendants, this kid fooled all the demon cultivators......" The fox king said excitedly, Du Feng directly interrupted: "Whatever you say, I only have one sentence, can I be cunning and cunning as a fox?" or an old fox who has lived for so many years!"
"Uh......" the fox king said exhaustively. Du Feng smiled: "Old locust tree, do you believe me or believe him, you can do it yourself!"