Chapter 200, Zhujun Ge, fake grandfather
Chapter 200, Zhujun Ge, fake grandfather
The old panda man touched the head of the little fat man Timo, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he smiled very obscenely. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info old panda man smiled:
"Good grandson, how is the plan going?"
The little fat man Timo looked dumbfounded, and said suspiciously:
"Grandpa, what's the plan?"
Hey, this dead fat man, he is still hiding in front of "grandpa", the old panda man scolded in his heart. However, his face was still as bright as the rising sun, and he smiled:
"There's no plan, so why did you get up so early?"
The implication is that the sky is just dawning, why are you sneaking out?
The little fat man Timo looked at his grandfather and always felt weird, but he still said very honestly, grandpa, I'm going to pee.
Hey, dead fat, dead fat, I'm worried that I can't figure out whether you are a man or a woman, isn't this a chance? Isn't it clear to take a look at you in the past? The old panda was happy, squinted his eyes and smiled:
"Let's go, it just so happens that grandpa is also in a hurry, let's go together. ”
One old and one young, the two panda people followed each other to relieve themselves, but the old panda people found that the little fat man Timo was not going in the direction of the latrine, so he was a little puzzled and said:
"Is the latrine far away?"
The little fat man Teemo said:
"Grandpa, don't you often say that we panda people 'eat bamboo shoots, live in bamboo houses, fat bamboo forests, and bury bamboo roots. Bamboo Jun Zhujun, Jun Xin My Heart', I Panda People make a living from bamboo, do I have to repay it for fat?"
Hey, this means to break it, it's to go to the bamboo forest to solve it. As the so-called would rather eat no meat, not live without bamboo, Chang'an Maoshan Sect branch altar, naturally there are clusters of bamboo forests.
Entering the bamboo forest, the old panda man still wanted to see something, but the little fat man was slippery and squatted on the ground. Could it be a temporary idea, and a small change for a big one can't be done?
This made the old panda man embarrassed, and he couldn't lie on the ground to observe! Who knew that the little fat man Timo then stood up again. The old panda man was stunned, so fast? The little fat man Timo was stunned when he heard this, and said:
"Grandpa, I've finished peeing, why don't you pee?"
In order not to make the little fat man suspicious, the old panda man hurriedly turned to the bamboo to fatten him, but he was secretly proud in his heart, and secretly said, dead fat man, dead fat man, no matter how deep it is hidden, this time squatting Xiao Xie also exposed your true face! It turns out that you are the big demon king!
Suddenly, I heard the little fat man Timo say leisurely:
"Grandpa, your shoes are ...... wet"
The old panda man looked at it, and I ...... With the size of the panda man, his body is bloated, and he really has to squat down to avoid this embarrassing thing......
When the old panda man turned around, the little fat man Timo squinted his eyes and said:
"Grandpa, you're a little weird today. ”
The old panda man hurriedly moved his nest, smiled awkwardly, and said:
"Hey, I'm old, I'm confused. ”
The little fat man Timo no longer doubted it. The old pandaman figured out the gender of the little fat man Timo, but he still wanted to seize this opportunity, so he had to get something, right?
"I said, good grandson, you give the blow arrow and the small back basket to grandpa, and grandpa will take it back to help you repair it, so as not to break down in the future. ”
The little fat man Timo began to mumble in his heart again, something is wrong with grandpa. Could it be fake? The little fat man Timo also knows that there is a kind of immortal magic in this world, which can change form and incarnate into other things. Well, it seems that you have to be careful not to be taken advantage of.
The little fat man Timo made up his mind, and then squinted his eyes and said:
"Okay, okay, it's just grandpa, let's make a game first. You know I like to play hide and seek the most, I'll hide it and you can find it, hurry up!"
After speaking, without waiting for the "grandfather" to answer, he walked around the bamboo forest twice and disappeared. The old panda man's mouth opened and he swallowed again.
What should I do? Looking for it, the bamboo forest in the Maoshan Sect Branch Altar in Chang'an is not very big, so where can the fat Timo hide in the daytime?
It's just that when the old panda man had just taken two steps, his feet suddenly softened, and he looked down, and a colorful poisonous mist rose under his feet, and an invisible mushroom flashed and disappeared, Teemo's mushroom!
The old panda man only felt dizzy and dizzy, so he didn't know anything.
I saw a halo on his body, and then his body changed, isn't it the little thief Li Yunlong?
Suddenly, there was a faint flickering of light around him, and the figure of the little fat man Timo also appeared.
The little fat man Timo is not annoyed, he is already playful, and he has a good impression of Li Yunlong. Besides, this kid can become a grandfather, but I'm afraid that he must have seen his grandfather, so let's wait for him to wake up and ask clearly.
Because there was no murderous intent, the poison of the mushroom buried by Timo was not very large, and it didn't take long for the thief Li Yunlong to wake up. He opened his eyes and was startled to see a smiling hairy face. However, the thief did not realize that he had appeared in his original form, and still pretended to be calm, sat up and said:
"I said good grandson, you are so naughty......"
"Flutter", Timothy needle pricked the thief.
"Ahh
The thief Li Yunlong noticed that something was wrong, and before he was about to faint, he vaguely saw that he had changed back to his original form, what should he do?
It's over, it's over, it's dead! Pretend that grandpa has an accident. You must know that when Gu Zhenren took him to the mirage, he wanted to use the power of the little fat man Teemo and the Witch of Sersi to capture the vampire prince Nosferatu, the fire raven Svein, and the demon zombie Sein who had absconded from the west.
took advantage of such a big advantage of the little fat man Timo, he didn't kill himself, which means that there is still a discussion. The thief Li Yunlong cleared his mind and relaxed a little, and then he spoke:
"I said Brother Teemo......"
"Flutter", Li Yunlong was pricked by the little fat man Timo again, but this time, Timo used a bamboo stick.
The thief Li Yunlong looked at the little fat man who was smiling very obscenely, and felt very bitter in his heart, it seems that retribution has arrived. After pretending to be a grandfather for half a day, it's time to be a grandson. However, this little fat man has always been commensurate with his uncle Yang Qi's brothers, and it is estimated that he can just call Uncle Shi. Li Yunlong hurriedly got up, tried to squeeze out a smile, and said tentatively:
"Division...... Uncle Timus, Uncle Timo?"
Natimo still squinted his eyes and smiled:
"I'm not an uncle, I'm a good grandson. ”
The thief Li Yunlong smiled bitterly, and said with a haha:
"My good uncle, don't make fun of me, don't you just make a joke!"
The little fat man Timo's eyes widened, and he said loudly:
"Who is kidding you! What about my grandfather? What about the gift that my grandfather gave me?"
Hey, this fat man turned out to be trying to take the opportunity to blackmail himself! Alas, I didn't expect that I, Li Yunlong, would be pecked by geese all day long, but I was pecked by geese and hurt my eyes, but I was afraid that this time, I would have to pay some price.