Du Feng scratched his head and sighed: "You monks are troublesome, do something twists and turns, if it is our Taoist, you can do it directly! You see that during the Great War of the Gods, the exposition of the religion and the interception of the sect were fighting, Jiang Ziya and Sun Gongbao moved rescue soldiers everywhere, and the fight was dark!"

The monk smiled: "Donor, a monk is a monk, in the Buddhist gate, not dark red dust, no worries, if you cut off grievances and grievances, how to become a monk?"

Du Feng shook his head: "What you said is not right, Sun Wukong made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, why did he still help?"

The monk said: "That's not a grievance, that's my Buddha's compassion, Pudu fights to defeat the Buddha, and I don't want the incident to get bigger!"

Du Feng shrugged his shoulders: "Anyway, you have a reason to say it, I won't talk to you, I am the Five Elements Holy Venerable, and the Jade Emperor asked me to come to the West Heaven to study and communicate!"

"It turned out to be the Five Elements Holy Venerable, disrespectful and disrespectful, please here!" said the monk and made a gesture of invitation, and then led the way first.

Following the monk all the way, Du Feng looked east and west, this Leiyin Temple was actually not much different from the temple in the lower realm, but what Du Feng saw sitting in the temple was not a Bodhisattva statue, but a real person!

However, these Bodhisattvas Du Feng basically don't know, or that sentence, Du Feng only knows the legendary famous Bodhisattvas, such as the Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, the ancient Buddha of the lamp, and so on.

Coming to a large hall, the Buddha with pimples on his head sits high on the hall, and the male and female Bodhisattvas and Buddhas wearing robes on the left and right sides of the body. Du Feng glanced at everyone in the hall, and his eyes fell on the Guanyin Bodhisattva holding the jade bottle, Du Feng has always had a question, this Guanyin Bodhisattva has a male and female appearance in the lower realm, and today I saw that although this Guanyin Bodhisattva has beautiful eyebrows and a daughter, but his chest is flat.

Du Feng scratched his head, ran to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and asked tentatively, "Bodhisattva, I have a question for you!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Holy Venerable, please speak!"

Du Feng asked, "Are you a man or a woman?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head and smiled: "Holy Venerable, there are men and women in this seat, because the skin presented by the people of the lower realm of this seat is different, and the "Yan Hua Sutra" is contained, and the brave husband is at ease!"

Du Feng suddenly lost interest: "It turned out to be a pure man, the folk rumor that there is a king of Miaozhuang, who gave birth to three princesses, the eldest princess loves Wencai, recruited a literary concubine, the second princess likes martial arts, recruited a female concubine, the third princess is wonderful and loves to practice and learn Buddhism, benevolence, filial piety and chastity, compassion and love for things, self-sacrifice for others, and achieve positive results in Daxiangshan, what is going on?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled: "That is an experience of the deity!"

Du Feng suddenly realized, to put it bluntly, Guanyin Bodhisattva is not fun in the Buddha world, and he went to the lower world to play! Du Feng pursed his lips and glanced at all the Fusa, his eyes fixed on the body of Maitreya Buddha, this girl still wanted to fool Lao Tzu to come to the West Heaven to be a monk, and see that Lao Tzu is not good for you!

Du Feng happily ran to Maitreya Buddha's side and patted Maitreya Buddha's upright belly: "Maitreya, long time no see!"

"Holy Venerable, long time no see!" Maitreya Buddha performed a Buddha salute. Du Feng smiled proudly: "Is my sister-in-law okay with my eldest nephew?"

Forehead...... Maitreya Buddha's face was full of black lines: "The poor monk doesn't know what the Holy Venerable means by this!"

Du Feng looked left and right, and suddenly said in a panic: "Oh, Maitreya, I'm sorry, when I get excited, I forget that your company is not allowed to get married, and I accidentally say that I leaked my mouth, what can I do, if you lose your job, it will be troublesome......"

Saying that, Du Feng took a deep breath: "Maitreya Buddha, don't worry, I messed up your job, I will definitely be responsible for you, in this way, you go directly to my origin department to report, and you can go to which origin department you want to go to!"

"The Holy Venerable said with a smile!" Maitreya Buddha performed a Buddha salute. Du Feng said: "I didn't say anything funny, I'm serious, go to the origin department to report!"

"The Holy Venerable shouldn't have come to the Buddha realm to poach people, right?" Maitreya asked.

Du Feng's face turned pale: "Who am I digging up? I'm here to learn and communicate, just now I accidentally said the wrong thing, which made you smash your job, just like compensating you!"

Maitreya Buddha smiled and said: "If the poor monk really loses his job, then go to Heaven to find you to help the poor monk find an errand!"

"Ahem......"

Du Feng turned his head and saw that the Buddha's face was very unpleasant. Du Feng hurriedly rushed to the Buddha: "Yo, isn't this my dear big brother Rulai......? You're coughing, aren't you?

Saying that, Du Feng raised his hand and summoned a lot of things: "This is the 999 cold powder in the Nether, as well as cephalosporin and amoxicillin...... I'll help you get a match, and take the medicine until you get rid of it!"

The Buddha's face was already quite ugly, and his forehead was full of black lines: "Thank you for your kindness, the Five Elements Holy Venerable, this seat is not sick, and there is no need for medicine!"

Du Feng said indifferently: "You can eat it if you are not sick, take precautions!"

Du Feng said as he dispensed the medicine, picked up a pack of Yuting, and Du Feng's brain twitched, this is a contraceptive pill......

Anyway, it's not for me to eat! Du Feng picked up another medicine bottle, and was immediately stunned, I, Nima, the descendants of this little paragraph have a sick brain? I actually got Viagra for me......

Du Feng squinted his eyes and glanced at the Buddha, the corners of his mouth curled into an evil smile, poured the whole bottle of viagra into his hand, got seventeen or eighteen medicines, and handed a large handful of medicine to the Buddha: "Brother Rulai, this is the medicine I prepared for you, eat it quickly, cure the disease if you are sick, and strengthen your body if you are not sick!"

If the Buddha is full of embarrassment, why did this fairy world send such a thing to study?

It must be that the Jade Emperor was tossed miserably by this kid and threw him into my Buddha realm to toss me, it must be so!

Du Feng, who didn't know that the Buddha had figured things out, looked at the Buddha in surprise and said, "Brother Rulai, why don't you eat? I'm doing this for your own good!"

"The Holy Venerable is kind, the deity has received it!" said the Buddha with a smile on his face, glanced at all the Bodhisattva Buddhas with a punch, and his eyes fell on a monk with clear eyebrows: "Zhantan Merit Buddha, the Five Elements Holy Venerable will learn from you!"

Zhan Tan Merit Buddha was stunned for a moment, and the voice of the Buddha sounded in his head: "This son is unruly and difficult to train, you have experience in taming Wukong, so I will hand it over to you!"

The Buddha of Zhantan Merit got up and saluted Rulai: "Respect the Dharma!"

"Today's Buddha worship is over, the meeting is dismissed!" "The Buddha disappeared directly into the main hall after speaking, and one by one the Bodhisattvas also left with their own magic weapons, Du Feng was stunned and looked at the position where the Buddha disappeared, and looked at the medicine in his hand, and suddenly became unhappy: "If you come, I want to match it for you, even if you don't want it, you have to give me money!"

"Amitabha, donor, please go with the poor monks!"

Du Feng squinted his eyes and looked at the Zhantan Meritorious Buddha: "You are Tang monk Tang Xuanzong, right?"

Zhantan Meritorious Buddha smiled and nodded: "The poor monk is exactly!"

Du Feng suddenly laughed: "You are a disciple of Rulai, as the saying goes, the father's debts are repaid, and the teacher is a teacher for one day and a father for life, that is to say, the debts owed by the master are repaid by the apprentice, and you have to give money for these medicines!"

Zhan Tan Meritorious Buddha was stunned: "But these medicines come to the Buddha and don't want them at all!"

Du Feng exaggerated: "But these medicines have been unpacked, let's put it this way, you go to a restaurant to eat, you order a dish, you don't want to pay if you don't eat it?"

The Buddha didn't even think about achieving it directly: "The poor monk never gave money for dinner!"

Du Feng was stunned: "You...... Do you monks all eat overlord meals?"

"We are all karma!" Du Feng sweated wildly, how could I forget this stubble? Du Feng shook his head and said with a fierce face: "I don't care, these medicines have been unpackaged, you have to give me money!"

Zhan Tan Merit Buddha's face was full of black lines, and he thought for a while and said, "If Master Fang Cai owes the debt to the apprentice, is it not what you said from the donor?"

Du Feng nodded: "That's right!"

Zhan Tan Meritorious Buddha smiled and said: "Then you go to my apprentice to give money! Dou Shengsheng, the Pure Altar Messenger, the Golden Body Arhat, and the Eight Heavenly Dragons Guangli Bodhisattvas are all my apprentices, and they are respectively in Dongsheng Shenzhou Aolai Country Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave, Liusha River, and Xihai Dragon Palace!"

Du Feng sweated wildly: "You are too shameless, let me go to Brother Monkey, Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, and Little White Dragon to ask for money?"

"The poor monk is a monk, he has no money, my eldest apprentice has a demon mountain fairy cave, and hundreds of millions of monkeys and monkeys, the second apprentice has a demon mountain fairy cave, a group of pigs and pigs, and the third apprentice has a river, as the saying goes, relying on the mountain to eat the mountain and relying on the water to draft water, it can be regarded as passable, not to mention these four apprentices, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, you just go to find someone, and you will definitely pay for the medicine!"

Du Feng rolled his eyes depressedly, this Tang Seng is so shameless, he actually thought of this way to shirk, I can't go to Brother Monkey to ask for money, right? Where is the money in Zhu Bajie, I can make it at any time, okay? This Xihai Dragon Palace was looted by me, is this Sha Monk......

He is an honest man, what money can he come up with? If I go and see that he is living a good life, I may not be able to help but give him a little charity......

Du Feng sneered, and threw away the medicine very unhappily: "For the sake of my own people, this matter is over! Who let me and Brother Monkey be sworn brothers......

"You and Wukong are sworn brothers?" Zhan Tan Meritorious Buddha was stunned for a moment, and then seemed to remember something, "The poor monk said that how can the name of the Five Elements Holy Venerable be so familiar, it turns out that you are the Five Elements Holy Venerable who worshipped with my inferior disciples, Zhen Yuanzi Daxian and Nezha?"

Du Feng nodded: "That's right!"

Zhan Tan Meritorious Buddha thought for a while, raised his hand and summoned a certain hat: "So it's all my own family, this hat is my meeting gift!"

Du Feng's face suddenly darkened, and he looked at Zhan Tan Meritorious Buddha with cold eyes: "Are you going to put a trap on me?"