Chapter 10: vomit

The words of the, the monkey thinks so.

He also felt that his monkey life was a failure, because the life of the past three years had been too miserable. was played as a monkey, chased and bitten by dogs, couldn't eat, and was specially hung up and whipped...... Speaking of which, it is really a history of blood and tears that can be sung and cried.

But now there is a dick monkey who turns over and takes the opportunity to sing in front of him, how can he let it go.

Even if it is only a demon pill of the [Qi Refining Realm], if it can be taken by it, although it cannot completely repair the incomplete demon pill in one's own body, it will at least increase some strength.

And once the complete demon pill is truly condensed, it can attract the aura of heaven and earth into the body, and even absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and become a real demon cultivator!

The more the monkey thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and he felt that it was just around the corner to cultivate into a demon, step into the golden fairyland, become the Monkey King, marry the little fairy, and embark on the road to the peak of monkey life!

So, the monkey licked his chapped lips and stared at the tiger tightly, his eyes flashing with greed.

The chickadee jumped up and down on the branches, and the finches' beaks jumped with joy: "Monkey, your good luck has come! The demon pill is hard to find, hurry up and dig it out and eat it while it's still hot, maybe you will be able to develop a second time, and completely get rid of the nickname of 'short-legged monkey'." ”

Wipe!

Short legs are also to blame for this monkey?

Lao Tzu has vowed to become the male monkey of the Monkey King Oba!

It's just that the monkey is a little difficult, he looks left and right, and says quite depressedly: "There is no skinning knife, how to dig out the demon pill in the tiger's body?

The chickadee flew down on the tiger demon and pecked at the tiger skin with its beak, and then the finch raised its face and said proudly: "Do you understand?"

The monkey suddenly realized and pointed to his mouth: "You mean to let me bite directly with my mouth?"

The felt a chill, and then turned around and vomited, because a scene came to her mind: a lewd little demon monkey lying on the belly of a tiger gnawing on tiger flesh alive, with a mouth full of bloody flesh and slimy internal organs......

It's disgusting for her as a vegetarian!

"Did I misunderstand?" the monkey shrugged blankly, then opened his mouth and stretched out his thumb to praise, "Hahaha...... I see what you mean, your beak is sharper, much sharper than my teeth, and it's no problem to peck through tiger skin. If it's enough brother and righteous enough, then you should hurry up. Come on, I'll give you a thumbs up from the side!"

The's stomach rolled, and he vomited again.

After a long time, the sighed weakly: "As soon as the tiger demon dies, the mana will be dispersed." Naturally, the flesh on its body is not so tough. You can grab a few sharp rocks and smash them open. ”

The monkey was overjoyed and immediately did so.

He jumped off the tree, searched the neighborhood, picked out a few pointed stones, and then climbed up the tree again, and hit the tiger's soft belly with a Pegasus Meteor Fist.

While smashing, the monkey chanted a word: "Tiger King, tell you to stare at Lao Tzu, let you scare me, see if I don't smash your flesh and blood!

It's really like what the said, after the death of this tiger demon, the skin and flesh became very soft. After a while, a hole appeared in the tiger demon's abdomen.

Precious tiger blood trickles out, this is a good thing, it can pass through the meridians and bones, and strengthen life. When mortals drink a bowl, their bodies will be full of essence and will not be afraid of wind and cold.

The monkey was overjoyed, as a third-class crippled monkey who was three points weaker than a mortal's body, how could he let go of this good thing. He endured the pungent smell of blood and lay on the tiger and sucked.

It's just that it tastes, huh...... It's hard to swallow!

However, in order to make his small body stronger and stronger, the monkey is more than these.

After drinking a full meal of tiger blood, the monkey immediately felt refreshed and energetic.

Of course, the primitive behavior of the monkey made the vomit again. She was so dizzy that she almost fell under a tree.

"Zhuang is hungry for the Tiger Demon Pill, laughing and thirsty for the blood of the Tiger Demon!" "The monkey poetry was very prosperous, he wiped his mouth, and saw that the was still spitting, so he laughed and laughed: "Titfucker, are you vomiting and vomiting are you pregnant? Hehe, how many months has it been? Who is the man, is it also the level of the Phoenix Pengniao?"

KO!

Monkey's sharp language deals tons of critical damage!

The was so angry that he tilted his head and passed out......

The monkey burped contentedly, and then tore the tiger meat with his hands and pulled out the tiger gall.

",...... Wake up, don't pretend to be dead!Look, is this the demon pill?" the monkey urged with his finger as he poked the chickadee lying on a branch and pretended to be dead.

The slowly opened her eyes and screamed, "Ahhhh

"Okay, if you don't touch it, you won't touch it, are you sure this is a demon pill?" the monkey raised the tiger guts in his hand to the. ”

The hurriedly covered its nose with its wings, and then the calf kicked back dozens of steps, and then opened the bird's mouth and said: "Peel off the tiger guts, the tiger demon Neidan is inside." ”

Sure enough, after the dark green tiger gall was peeled off, a round and full, dark yellow flowing inner pill was revealed, like a treasure pearl, which was very good-looking.

The shook his head again and pouted: "It's a pity, the color is not crystal clear enough, it is an immature Neidan, it should be caused by this tiger demon when he was transforming into a group of hunters, which triggered the war." But it's a big supplement. ”

The monkey picked a few leaves and wiped Nedan clean, his eyes shining brightly, "Then I'll swallow it in one bite?"

"Otherwise, although the effect of alchemy is better, will you? Besides, don't you, a primitive monkey, like to eat and swallow raw?" the sneered unceremoniously, still haunted by the vomiting incident just now.

The monkey rolled his eyes and opened his mouth, swallowing Neidan in one gulp.

Immediately, there was a violent burning sensation in the abdomen.

", why do I feel dizzy, I can't be poisoned by tigers, right?"

The monkey suddenly felt hot and hot, his face was red, and he was drunk, and he couldn't even stand up. The monkey staggered on the branch and almost fell off with one foot.

The said disdainfully: "Dan is fierce, and your little body is so brittle, just bear with it." ”

The monkey struggled to hold on to the branches, and said expectantly, "Titfuck, do you think my demon pill can be repaired by this demon power?"

The splashed down with a basin of cold water and said, "The demon pill is like the Divine Purple Mansion of the human race, once it is damaged, it is extremely difficult to heal. Little monkey, it's very good that your demon pill can recover from a layer of injuries, but don't be too ambitious. ”

The monkey was not discouraged, but only a little lost in his heart.

It seems that there is still a long way to go!

At this moment, there were steps in the distance, and in the darkness, a little spark lit up again, reflecting the monkey's eyes.

The hurriedly hid his little body behind the branches and leaves, and said in fear: "My mother, the group of hunters is back." ”

The monkeys were shocked, they never thought that they would go and return!

Now it's going to happen!