Chapter 269: Why Don't I Dare
"Uh......" Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and looked at Lian Ruolan's chest very seriously, "The question of whether it is big or not cannot be measured by the method after the twenty-first century, after all, wearing a bra and not wearing a bra are two different concepts......!
Saying that, Du Feng subconsciously asked Xiang Lian Ruolan: "Can I touch it?"
Du Feng's face was shocked, Lian Ruolan's eyes suddenly widened, and she looked at Du Feng in disbelief: "What?"
"Uh...... If you don't touch it, forget it, but the effect should be similar whether you touch it or not, you are more than a thousand years old, how can your chest still be elastic? It's understandable that you don't dare to let me touch it!" Du Feng shook his head and said. Lian Ruolan was furious when she heard this: "You shameless ......"
"Don't say anything shameless, don't think that you have a good face, just think that everyone has thoughts about you, I will communicate with you with a critical eye on academic issues, and learn your body!" Du Feng said conclusively.
"Body study?" Lian Ruolan looked confused.
"That's right! Body is actually also a science, in our hometown, almost no women do not care about their figure, and in the body science we will be a little better figure named S-level, S-level body is lordosis and backward, lordosis is the chest, there are two ways to evaluate the chest, the first is the bust, the second is the cup of our hometown bra laughs, I prefer to compare the second difference, after all, the bust is likely to be those women who are wide and fat and have small breasts, and in the cup, we use ABCD and other letters to distinguish the size, starting from the smallest A, but in other words, in the next person's opinion, the chest is too big is not necessarily a good thingAfter all, it's hard to produce beauty if it's not coordinated!" Du Feng crackled and said, "As for refining the fairy's breasts, this tight dress can't accurately estimate what kind of cup the refining fairy's breasts are......!
Saying that, Du Fengbi gestured and squinted his eyes to look at Lian Ruolan's chest and said: "According to my visual inspection, the chest of the refining fairy should not sag, but it is only a visual inspection, but for the problem of breasts, we really can't believe our eyes, after all, you can stuff things with small breasts, and you can wear shapewear if you are not strong!"
"Poof...... Jiuyang squirted wildly, "Can you still stuff things?"
"Of course!" Du Feng nodded as a matter of course, "In order to make up for the shortcomings of their small breasts, many women in my hometown will put on silicone pads or something, after all, through layers of clothes, it is not easy for people to see the true size of their breasts, isn't it?"
Jiuyang asked very humbly for advice: "Dare to ask what kind of magic weapon is the silicone mat that my brother said?"
"This silicone pad is ......," Du Feng thought for a while and explained, "It is not a magic weapon to be precise, but it is a very magical thing, with strong tension, strong flexibility, pressure resistance, high temperature resistance, low temperature resistance, environmental protection, safety and no peculiar smell...... By the way, there is also a kind of doll in our hometown that can relieve loneliness for men, which is also made of silicone material, and the manufacturer can make the doll into the customer's favorite woman according to the customer's requirements!"
Jiuyang suddenly became interested: "So powerful, brother, when will you give me a doll of that kind!"
"No problem! next time I go to my hometown, I will definitely give you hundreds of dolls for the eldest brother to use to eliminate emptiness and loneliness!" Du Feng patted his chest and said, "Let's get down to business now, let's continue to talk about the problem of the chest, what about the breasts of this refining fairy......"
"How's that?" asked Jiuyang hurriedly. Du Feng shook his head: "I still only know when I touch it, I just don't know if the refining fairy minds or not!"
"You dare!" said a furious Lian Ruolan.
"Oh, why don't I dare?" Du Feng stretched out his hand directly as he spoke, Lian Ruolan's face changed instantly, and she looked at the hands that were getting closer and closer to her chest in disbelief, and she was shocked on the spot, and for a while she actually forgot to dodge and block.
"The only good thing about me is that I have the courage to try, what others think I don't dare, I dare!" As he spoke, Du Feng's hands and hands had already grasped Lian Ruolan's chest, and after grabbing and pinching a few times, he looked thoughtful: "What about this refining fairy's chest......?"
"How's that?" asked Jiuyang hurriedly. Du Feng shook his head and sighed: "The chest is quite big, but it is just the appearance of D, it is estimated that it is the reason why I have never worn a bra, it is a little bit drooping, but for a woman for more than a thousand years, it has been maintained very well, in terms of elasticity, the feel is still good, in this way, if I go back to my hometown, I will bring a few sets of underwear to the refining fairy, as long as I wear it often, I will definitely stand tall again!"
Suddenly, Du Feng felt a strong killing intent, and subconsciously looked at it, only to see Lian Ruolan's eyes wide open in anger, gritting her teeth, looking like she was going to eat people!
Du Feng looked surprised: "Refining fairy, why are you so angry? Could it be that someone is insulting you?"
"I'm going to kill you!" Lian Ruolan roared angrily, her whole body was shaken, her hair and long skirt swayed in the wind, and a long sword appeared on Lian Ruolan's right hand at some point!
Du Feng didn't know why: "Why did you kill me? at least give me a reason!"
Lian Ruolan glanced down, and saw that her hands were still pressed on her chest, as if she was stimulated by her own gaze, and trembled slightly, but in Lian Ruolan's eyes, the trembling seemed to be a small rubbing......
"Ahh......h
"!" Du Feng, who was taken aback, jumped back suddenly, directly avoiding the hand grabbed by Lian Ruolan Cheng's claws, Lian Ruolan's long sword shook, jumped up, and slashed Du Feng's head with the sword! Du Feng hurriedly dodged: "Why are you making such a big fire?" Brother Jiuyang, why are you still stunned, come and pull the rack!"
"......" Du Feng reminded Jiuyang, who had reacted, and recalled the scene when Du Feng grabbed his hand on Lian Ruolan's chest just now, and sweated wildly: "You kid is too awesome, I think you should ask for more blessings!"
Jiuyang, who turned around and left, suddenly stopped, looked back, and looked at Du Feng, who was being pressed by Lian Ruolan's moves, and suddenly felt a little unbearable, sighed, and turned around to be a good person and pulled up the fight: "Oh Ruolan girl, you have something to say, why do you use knives and guns?"
"That's it, if I have something to say, if I offend you somewhere, I can apologize to you!" Du Feng said as he dodged. Lian Ruolan's anger did not decrease, and she stepped forward to stop Jiuyang: "If you stop me, I will kill you together!"
Dodging the sword from Lian Ruolan again, Du Feng was already angry: "Hey, why are you a woman who is ruthless and unreasonable?"
Lian Ruolan didn't speak, she raised her sword and pointed at Du Feng's belly dantian, every slash, every stab, was a vital point. Du Feng, who was afraid that he couldn't dodge, raised his sword, swung away the long sword stabbed by Lian Ruolan, and jumped out of the distance with a dodge. But where was he willing to let go of Du Feng's Lian Ruolan on tiptoe, and chased after Du Feng directly, and the long sword pointed out, and a burst of spiritual light shot Du Feng away.
As soon as Du Feng stood firm, the touch aura had already arrived, Du Feng hurriedly raised his sword to block it, only to hear a crisp sound of "dang", Du Feng's long sword body accurately intercepted the aura, but the aura was surging, and the heavy force made the sword body tremble violently, as if he wanted to break free from Du Feng's hands!
At this time, Lian Ruolan had already jumped over, without any nonsense, and the long sword had already slashed towards Du Feng's lower jaw and neck! Du Feng leaned back to avoid the sword, and as soon as he returned to his body, the hand that was bent into a claw had already grabbed his face. Du Feng hurriedly made a move, clasped the thumb of the hand, and flipped the big hand, but unexpectedly, the clawed hand was unusually flexible and grabbed it with a backhand, buckled it in his own tiger mouth, Du Feng was in pain, that is, the long nails of that hand had penetrated into his flesh.
Du Feng's long sword was raised and slashed, but unexpectedly, Lian Ruolan raised her hand and turned around behind Du Feng, the hand that was held by Lian Ruolan was also carried on the back by Du Feng, who couldn't help herself, Lian Ruolan raised her foot and kicked it on Du Feng's calf. The heavy force made Du Feng's legs bend unavoidably, and he almost bent to his knees, but fortunately, Du Feng's sword was inserted into the ground and supported his body. But at this time, the long sword in Lian Ruolan's hand had already slashed towards Du Feng's neck.
"Dang!" With a crisp sound, a cold light swung away the long sword that Lian Ruolan slashed towards Du Feng's neck, and Jiuyang, who had already rushed in front of Lian Ruolan, grabbed Lian Ruolan's hand holding the sword: "Ruolan, there is something to say, something to say!"
"Get out of the way!" Lian Ruolan, who didn't enter the oil and salt, raised her big hand, trying to break free from Jiuyang. But who knows that Jiuyang will not let go.
Du Feng tilted his head angrily: "Hey, if you're messing around, I'm going to fight back!"
"Hmph!" Lian Ruolan snorted coldly, and as soon as the hand holding the sword was released, the long sword came out directly, turning into a cold light, and shot straight at Du Feng's head.
"Since you refuse to give up, then fight!" Du Feng roared wildly, his momentum rose sharply, and with a flick of his long sword, he swept away the cold light that attacked. The Kunlun Mountain Seal had already flown out of the storage bag on his waist and shot towards Lian Ruolan's head.
Lian Ruolan avoided it sideways, but she still didn't let go of Du Feng's hand, Du Feng took this opportunity to form a claw with his other hand, took a step back and grabbed Lian Ruolan's neck sideways.
"Oh, don't you fight, okay?" Jiuyang stepped forward again to dissuade him, wanting to pull Du Feng and Lian Ruolan away from each other, but who expected that after Lian Ruolan avoided Du Feng's grasp quite flexibly, he directly raised his foot and kicked Jiuyang out. At this time, Du Feng had already grabbed the sword again, and slashed at Lian Ruolan with a backhand to clasp the direct hand.
As Lian Ruolan's finger flicked, a black dot shot out from her lower abdomen and crashed into Du Feng's long sword. Hearing the crisp sound of "dang", Du Feng's sword was vigorously flicked away, and the black dot was quickly enlarged, turning into a three-legged tripod.