Chapter 16 is a last resort
"Hello everyone, I'm Tang Youyou, what you see is the robbery scene of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of Yucai Street, H City......" In a police car outside the bank, Director Liao and a group of policemen stared intently at the screen of the laptop computer in front of them and analyzed the situation in the bank. Suddenly, Director Liao, who was staring at the screen, was furious and roared, "What is this kid going to do?"
I saw that in the picture, Du Fengchong asked a middle-aged man trapped in the bank as a hostage who made everyone scratch their heads, "This big brother, send a cigarette to smoke!"
The man was stunned, the five gangsters in the bank were also stunned, and even Tang Youyou, who was talking in front of the camera and pretending to be Kaikai, was also stunned. The point is that the middle-aged man actually asked in a daze, "How do you know that I have a cigarette?"
Du Feng's eyes pointed directly at the man's swollen trouser pocket, and said, I can see it!
Holding the cigarette from the middle-aged man, Du Feng took one in his mouth, as if he suddenly remembered something, patted his head, and scattered the cigarette in his hand to the gangster, his mouth was still full of self-blame, "The little brother is really ignorant, how many big brothers will have one?"
"Thank you, brother!" The gangster who called the dog leftover hurriedly caught the cigarette that Du Feng scattered. The gangster called the boss and hurriedly stopped the dog who was about to pick up the mask and light a cigarette, "Dog leftover, what are you doing? We are robbing TM ......"
Realizing that he had made a mistake, he hurriedly returned the cigarette in his hand and said seriously, "Brother, please respect our profession!"
"What are you doing, come here and help me move the camera!" Tang Youyou, who was afraid that Du Feng's actions would anger the gangsters, hurriedly greeted.
"When a man speaks, what does a woman interject?" Du Feng replied rather domineeringly.
"You ......" Tang Youyou was furious.
"You, you, you, what are you, what should you do, what should you do!" Du Feng's domineering words again made Tang Youyou speechless, looking at Du Feng, who had been persuading the gangsters to smoke a cigarette, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, Nima Du Feng didn't regard this as a robbery scene at all, as if he was fine, and he also made a friendship with the gangsters?
In the end, the dog left, who didn't stand the persuasion, still took the cigarette that Du Feng scattered, opened a hole in the mask at the mouth position, and smoked it leisurely.
"Big brother, look at your robbery methods, some amateurs......" Du Feng said who talked about cigarette ash.
"Brother, my brothers are also robbing for the first time, and they are a little rusty, so they are used to grabbing and grabbing!" said the dog with a puff of smoke.
"Then how did Big Brother come up with the idea of engaging in the high-risk profession of robbery?"
"Hey...... The village is engaged in development, occupies land and occupies houses, and the negotiated compensation money has also been tainted layer by layer by those black officials, the parents are old and sick, and the baby is too young to study, and we have cut off our livelihood from the house, and we have gone to Beijing to petition several times but have not been able to solve the problem...... "The dog left Kaikai to talk.
"Gou Yu, if you say it again, I'll kill you!" The gangster, who was called the boss by Gou Yu, raised his gun and pointed it at Gou Yu's head as he spoke.
"Boss, what are you doing?" Seeing this, the other three gangsters hurriedly stopped.
"It's more comfortable to say it! There's a reporter here, maybe the report will be solved? Don't think I'm stupid, you want to make a big deal I don't know?" said the dog and took a puff of his cigarette and continued.
"I'm really here to rob the bank today!" the boss said with a furious face, pushed away the bandits who stopped him, and was about to shoot at the dog. Seeing this, Du Feng hurriedly got lucky, and a peanut that had escaped everyone's attention at almost the speed of light flew into the muzzle of the gun in the boss's hand.
"Ping" With the moment the boss pulled the machine, the gun exploded.
"You're damn!" staring at another exploding gun, the boss was extremely angry, and grabbed the gun of the bandit next to him and pulled the trigger at the dog left.
There was another bang, and the gun exploded again......
The boss didn't give up, and snatched the guns of other accomplices one after another, trying to kill the dogs, without exception, they all exploded.
"Hands up, police!" "Just as the last gun exploded, heavily armed police poured into the bank.
"Saved?" The staff of the bank and the people who were trapped in the bank as hostages drew a big question mark in their hearts.
Looking at the muzzles of the black holes around him, the dog took off his mask and said to Tang Youyou with a sincere face, "Comrade reporter, I hope to make a report for our Yangliu Village to help help the villagers in our village ......."
"I'm sorry, I'm not a reporter......" Tang Youyou said apologetically.
"I will notify the relevant departments to investigate, and I will never let go of any corrupt officials!" said Director Liao, "but now, you must be tried by the law for your crimes." ”
"All this is my idea! They are just accomplices, I hope they can be dealt with lightly!" Listening to the words of the dog leftover to Director Liao's intercession for himself, the handcuffed gangster boss was extremely aggrieved, I really just fucking just wanted to rob the bank......
"Xiao Du, don't be so reckless, our police officers have undergone strict and special training, and this time it is also ...... luck" Director Liao said bitterly to Du Feng.
"That's it, it's good luck this time, otherwise I would have seen Hades earlier!" Tang Youyou, who was on the side, taunted Director Liao's words.
"What's my luck? Unlike some people, who have undergone professional training, when they shake the camera, they are afraid that they will not be photographed anywhere, if they meet a more professional bandit, they will be raped and then killed a long time ago......" Du Feng looked at the ceiling and pouted.
"You ......" Tang Youyou, who had long seen Du Feng's displeasure, was so angry that he couldn't speak, and he picked up the chair that might be sitting at the door of the bank, and smashed it at Du Feng.
"I'm going, did the police beat people?" Du Feng, who caught the flying chair, said to Director Liao innocently, "Uncle Liao, you don't care?"
Director Liao was about to say something to stop it, but Tang Youyou's figure had already jumped in front of Du Feng and smashed Du Feng with a straight fist.
"Hey, hey, stop, stop! I'm going to fight back if I don't stop......" Du Feng, who was dodging, warned again and again.
But what greeted Du Feng was Tang Youyou's flying leg! Du Feng dodged and avoided a blow, and after landing on the ground, Tang Youyou didn't stop, and jumped up again with a roundabout kick.
Du Feng put down the chair he received very easily, and then sat down, avoiding Tang Youyou's attack, and then threw the remaining peanuts to the ground very casually!
Tang Youyou, who raised his fist and attacked again, stepped on the peanuts, his feet slipped, he lost his center of gravity, and pounced on Du Feng in the face of him.
The bank was silent for an instant, and I saw that Tang Youyou was held by a pair of powerful hands on his chest, and he didn't fall into a dog and eat......!
"Ah......" A woman's scream resounded through every corner of the bank, attracting the eyes of the crowd who originally thought they were not going to be lively.
"Don't thank me, I'm just doing it!" Under Tang Youyou's murderous eyes, Du Feng said disapprovingly.
"I'll kill you!" Tang Youyou roared.
"Yoyo, don't mess around! What are you looking at? Help!" Director Liao, who stopped him, saw that it had no effect, and hurriedly pulled Tang Youyou away, and Director Liao, who was so angry that he was like a lion, couldn't hold it back, and the police officers standing on the side also took action under the reminder of Director Liao.
"I said I don't need to thank me...... It seems that you have to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds in the future......" Du Feng sniffed his hand as he spoke, "The taste is okay, Chanel No. 5 ......"
It just so happened that that day that Li Ailing and Xu Sha took out this perfume and discussed it.
Du Feng's words made Tang Youyou even more furious. Tang Youyou, who seemed to be unable to pull nine cows, Director Liao hurriedly greeted, "Xiao Du, you go first!"
"Why?"
"Your uncle and I are afraid of death......"