Chapter 51: The Toad Controversy

There were all the onlookers, and Lin Xiaoxiao and Little Bell walked around in the crowd.

"Liu Gongzi, are you here? Are you sure you can grab the hydrangea tomorrow? ”

"Well, I'll observe the terrain first, and tomorrow I'm going to invite dozens of heroes to come to help, as long as one of us grabs the hydrangea, even if I grab it. ”

This is the two rich sons and brothers.

"Brother Yu, you are the most handsome in our Shigu Academy, Miss Liu will definitely fall in love with you at first sight and take the initiative to throw the hydrangea to you. ”

"Where, in terms of talent, Brother Li is the head of the four talents in our county, and Miss Liu has long been secretly obsessed with you. ”

Listening to this, they must be two self-confident and poor readers.

"Da Niu, tomorrow morning you will change into the new clothes that your mother made for you, maybe Miss Liu will choose you when she sees that you are loyal and honest. ”

This is some daydreaming aunt, huh? Her son's name is also Da Niu?

At this time, there was a commotion from the crowd, and Lin Xiaoxie heard that it was a big fat man and a bald monk arguing.

This big fat man is not tall, his face is full of fat, and he can't tell his specific age, although he is not as fat as Wang Bucai, a new disciple of the Beggar Gang, but the difference is not far behind, and there are still two hundred and sixty or seventy pounds; the bald monk is a lean young man, wearing an old monk's robe, but there is no ring scar on his bald head, and he does not know whether he is a real monk or a fake monk.

I only heard the bald monk shouting: "You dead fat man, look at your waste meat, are you a toad who wants to eat swan meat, and you want to grab hydrangea tomorrow!"

The onlookers remembered the delicate lady of the Liu family, standing next to the big fat man, who might be only one-third the size of the big fat man, and the scene was unimaginable, and they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

The big fat man said: "What are you laughing at, there is no height and weight required on the notice, I am less than forty this year, and I haven't taken a wife yet, why can't I come to grab the hydrangea!"

The big fat man is a native of Anyang County, and someone in the crowd knows him, only to hear someone in the crowd laugh and say: "Fatty, I saw that your son would go out alone and help your family make soy sauce, and you still said that you haven't taken a wife yet!"

As soon as he heard this, more people in the crowd laughed.

The big fat man argued with a red face: "I have never married a wife, my son, it was born to my concubine!"

The bald monk said again: "Lord Liu asks for an unmarried match, and if he marries a young one, he is also married!"

The big fat man You Ziqiang argued: "If I can grab the hydrangea tomorrow, I will leave the concubine!"

The little bell was very disgusted with this big fat man, and he whispered to Lin Xiaoxie: "Tomorrow, we must not let this big fat man grab the hydrangea, otherwise the cave room will spend candle night, and I am worried that Miss Liu will be crushed to death by this big fat man!"

Although Lin Xiaoxie had never had a girlfriend before he crossed over, he naturally never ate 'pork', but on the computer, Lin Xiaoxie still learned a lot of 'pig walking' moves.

Lin Xiaoxie said casually: "You don't have to worry about this, Miss Liu may not only be able to use it..."

Phew, bah, bah, Lin Xiaoxie suddenly became vigilant, what am I talking to this kid about, I will teach bad children, Lin Xiaoxie immediately kept silent.

"What? What did you just say Miss Liu?" the little bell didn't understand.

"Look, they're about to fight!" Lin Xiaoxie changed the subject.

At this time, the big fat man was angrily shouting at the bald monk: "You nondescript wild monk, do you also want to marry Miss Liu?!"

The bald monk said with a hippie smile: "I am a monk also to eat for a while, and I have not been formally ordained, if I can grab the hydrangea tomorrow, I will take off this monk's clothes, and it will be vulgar immediately." ”

When the onlookers heard this, they laughed even more.

"Okay, you flower monk, eat my old pig with a punch!" The big fat man was ashamed and angry, grabbed a step, and punched the bald monk first, the bald monk avoided it sideways, and he didn't give in, and immediately returned his leg, and the two instantly fought together.

Both of them are ordinary people with no martial arts, but both have rich experience in street fighting, relatively speaking, the big fat man has more strength and heavy moves, and the bald monk is agile and good at dodging.

For a while, the two were in a mess, and it was difficult to distinguish between them.

The crowd of onlookers watched with relish, and from time to time someone applauded loudly!

"No wonder he grew so fat, his original name was Old Pig!" said Little Bell.

"It may not be the old 'pig', it may be surnamed Zhu, you heard it wrong!" Lin Xiaoxie explained.

The big fat man couldn't fight for a long time, he was irritable, changed his countermeasures, and only attacked but not defended!

"Boom!" Boom!"" Boom!" The big fat man was hit by two punches and a leg of the bald monk in the chest, and the big fat man dissolved most of the attack power with the fat of his whole body, although his expression was very painful, he forcibly endured a slap on the face of the bald monk.

The bald monk couldn't bear it, and was slapped to the ground by this slap, and couldn't get up for a while.

The big fat man won the fight, and did not pursue again, but proudly crossed his waist and said to the bald monk on the ground: "Don't get out of Anyang County quickly, otherwise I will see you and beat you once in the future!"

The bald monk was so angry that when he sat on the ground and came back to his senses, he was angry in his heart, and he took out a short knife from his leggings, and when he got up, he slashed it.

Seeing this, the big fat man didn't know where to find an iron chain on his body, and it danced so loudly.

Seeing that the two of them moved their weapons, some people screamed, and some people cheered louder.

The big fat man and the bald monk, the two of you go back and forth, and the fight is more exciting than before.

The excitement is getting better and better, and the crowd is applauding and retreating, otherwise it will not be wronged if you accidentally eat a chain or a knife in vain.

Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted: "Oh no, the officers and soldiers are coming!"

In the county town, he used weapons to fight, and was caught by officers and soldiers, and it was indispensable to fight 50 boards each.

The big fat man and the bald monk were anxious, and they didn't distinguish between the real and the fake, so they immediately stopped fighting, and each ran into the crowd, and fled without a trace in an instant.

Everyone who watched the excitement looked in the direction of the county office, the gate of the county government was closed, how could there be any officers and soldiers, everyone was deceived by an idler who shouted nonsense!

"Ha~ha~ha~ha~" The crowd burst into laughter again.

This embroidery building is so close to the county government, if there is any accident tomorrow when the hydrangea is thrown to recruit relatives, the officers and soldiers can also quickly come to calm down the incident, Lin Xiaoxie thought secretly.

"Little bell, my horse is put in your beggars' stronghold, and you can help me raise it for a few days. Lin Xiaoxie handed the rope that held the night jade lion to the little bell and gave him twenty taels of silver.

"How can you get so much silver to raise horses for a few days. Little Bell said.

"Use the best feed for the horses, and give you the rest of the silver. Lin Xiaoxie said.