Chapter 535: If You Don't Get Beaten, You'll Feel Bad!
"But I didn't teach you anything, do you really want me to stay and beat you?" Xu Que said in surprise.
But he was secretly happy in his heart, this Shangwu wanted to let him stay for one more day, it is estimated that someone from overseas will come tomorrow, this guy obviously wants revenge!
"Yes, after General Zhuge has been spurred on in the past few days, I have realized a lot of truths, so I implore General Zhuge to continue to stay and spur me!" Shang Wu said with a firm face, but he was gritting his teeth in his heart, anyway, he has been beaten for five days, and it is not bad for this day, just endure it and it will pass, and tomorrow will be the time to wash away the shame.
The second dog next to him was stunned for a moment, damn, there are still people who take the initiative to ask to be beaten this year?
God, how can there be such a cheap person?
"Damn, you won't be a little should, right? I'm sorry, I'm straight, I don't have that kind of interest! You better find someone else to spur you, but I can give you a suggestion!" Xu Que hurriedly waved his hand.
Shang Wu couldn't help but be stunned: "What advice?"
"Dripping wax!" Xu Que responded.
"Huh?" Shang Wu and Shang Ling were instantly stunned!
What does that mean?
Situ Haitang, who was not far away, was already dumbfounded.
When she was tasting tea and discussing Taoism before, she already knew that Xu Que was making a bad deal, fooling Shang Ling's family to beat Shang Wu badly, and saying that there was a filial son under the stick.
But she didn't expect that in just a few days, it turned out that Shang Ling asked Xu Que to make a move to fight Shang Wu, and it had been fighting for several days in a row!
And now, Shang Wu also sincerely asked Xu Que to stay and continue to beat him!
That's not right!
Situ Haitang frowned suddenly, she knew very well the character of Shangwu, it was absolutely impossible to admit her mistake, if she was so abnormal today, there must be a conspiracy!
"Oh, in fact, I went to the imperial city for an important matter, and now that General Shang has repented, there is no need for me to do it anymore, Master Shang, the juniors will leave first!" At this time, Xu Que suddenly said and wanted to leave.
He knew what Shangwu was thinking, and he didn't panic at all, but he just wanted to cry Shangwu.
If you want me to stay, I won't!
"Ah, don't, General Zhuge , you stay, stay and beat me!" Shang Wu suddenly became anxious, crying and begging with a sad face.
Shang Ling was immediately stunned, what is the situation? This rebel seems to be a bit abnormal!
"Nonsense, General Zhuge is in a hurry to leave, there must be something important, how can you be like this?" Immediately, Shang Ling opened his mouth and scolded, after all, Shang Wu's appearance is really embarrassing!
Xu Que waved his hand and smiled: "It's okay, Master Shang, don't be angry, in fact, Ling Lang's imagination is normal, when a person is beaten continuously, it is possible to become addicted!
When Shang Wu heard this, he thought that Xu Que had changed his mind and wanted to stay, but he suddenly didn't care about the disgust, and nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, General Zhuge is right, I need someone to spur me and ravage me now, otherwise I will be uncomfortable!"
"This" Shang Ling was stunned for a moment, frowning, he had never heard of such a situation!
"Hold the grass!" The second dog, who had been stunned for a long time, finally couldn't help but scold, this is really too cheap.
Situ Haitang, who was not far away, couldn't cry or laugh, obviously he didn't expect Shangwu to be played so badly by Xu Que, and he actually took the initiative to admit that he was addicted to being beaten, and if he didn't fight, he would feel uncomfortable!
However, she saw that Xu Que had made up her mind, but she also put her mind at ease, and she was not afraid of what conspiracy Shangwu would do!
"General Zhuge , what's wrong with the dog?" At this time, Shang Ling looked at Xu Que anxiously and asked.
Xu Que smiled suddenly: "It's okay, this situation is easy to solve, since you are addicted, then Master Shang, you remember to hang Ling Lang every day in the future, once an hour, five times a course of treatment! Insist on playing for a year, even if he opposes it, he can't stop, because this is the same as taking medicine, bitter medicine, if you stop, it may have more serious consequences! Okay, that's it, it's not early, I have to say goodbye first, goodbye!"
After speaking, Xu Que turned around directly and activated the teleportation array without hesitation!
"I see, once an hour, five times a course of treatment, that is, five hours a day? Okay, the old man will definitely insist on playing for a year to completely cure the dog's disease! Zhuge Xiaoyou, this time the old man owes you a favor again!" Shang Ling immediately gave up his hand and agreed continuously.
But there are still very doubts in my heart, this method is unheard of, is it really reliable?
"Daddy, you"
Shang Wuze's eyes were dark on the spot, his body shook a little, and he almost fainted.
Zhuge Liang, you are paralyzed!
"Ouch, Wu'er, what's wrong with you?" Shang Ling turned around, just in time to see Shang Wu almost fainting, he was immediately startled, and hurriedly supported him.
"Master Shang, he's sick, you can beat him up quickly, and it will work immediately!" At this time, in the high-speed teleportation array, Xu Que's voice came.
When Shang Ling heard this, he was eager to save his son, and he didn't hesitate, he immediately raised his hand and threw a punch directly into Shang Wu's stomach.
Bang!
With a muffled sound, Shang Wu was so painful that he suddenly stared straight in the eyes, completely refreshed.
"Sure enough, Zhuge Xiaoyou didn't lie to me, this really works!Xiaoyou, thank you!" Shang Ling immediately said in surprise, and turned to thank Xu Que.
But at this time, the teleportation array was already empty, and Xu Que and the two dogs had already left.
"Alas, Zhuge Xiaoyou is really a rare warm-hearted person. Wu'er, you really have to thank him this time, come, give you a few more punches for your father!" Shang Ling said with emotion, ready to continue to fight Shang Wu.
Although he thought this method was strange, he had to believe it once after the changes in Shangwu.
But when Shangwu heard this, Lian was frightened, and hurriedly stood up and said, "Dad, no need, I'm fine!"
"No, you see that your face is so pale, what are you doing?" Shang Ling finished speaking, clenched his fist again, and punched Shang Wu in the stomach again.
Bang!
Shang Wu bowed up on the spot, his eyes straightened, and he couldn't even speak.
I'm pale? Damn, isn't that because you just punched me?
Dad, can you calm down?
Zhuge Liang's nonsense, you actually believe it?
Shangwu already wants to cry without tears, and he can't say anything about his suffering!
There's no way, who made themselves stupid just now, and they felt uncomfortable if they didn't get beaten by admitting it!
Bang! Bang!
At this time, Shang Ling had already changed to a combination of punches, and the strength of each punch was well controlled, only pain, but it did not hurt Shang Wu.
But this still made Shang Wu feel aggrieved and angry, and he couldn't fight back and explain.
Damn, Zhuge Liang, you wait for Lao Tzu, even if you run to the imperial city, I will still take your dog's life tomorrow!
Not far away, Situ Haitang had already secretly turned around, hid in the corner, desperately covered his mouth to hold back his laughter, and endured until tears were about to flow out of his eyes.
At this moment, her poisonous mouth towards Xu Que finally gained new insight!
This goods is so damaged, it's just a fool of the dead and not paying for their lives!
But when he thought that Shang Wu was going to be beaten by Shang Ling for a whole year, Situ Haitang's mood couldn't help but feel happy!
"Xu Que, you must come alive!"
In the end, looking at the empty teleportation array, Situ Haitang muttered silently to himself in his heart, and then turned to leave.
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