Chapter 248, Zen Taoism (13)
Chapter 248, Zen Taoism (13)
After Master Pan of Maoshan Sect won the Tianzhu Divine Monk Shan Fearless, the two families of Buddhism and Taoism temporarily tied. www.biquge.info However, there is still Jia Wuqing, the sword immortal of the Maoshan Sect, who has not played on the Taoist side, as long as he can win one more game, he will earn face for the Taoist.
Several real people of the Taoist family all looked at Jia Wuqing, and they all naturally looked at the little fat man Timo on the side. Natimo suddenly felt a chill in his back and shivered. He turned his head and squinted his eyes, and those old Taoist eyes seemed to be glowing with green light! Immediately understood what was going on, and hurriedly wiped his sweat and shouted:
"It's the same root, why don't you be in a hurry to fry each other! Brother Wuqing, you won't challenge me, right?"
Yang Qi grabbed his neck and said angrily:
"Dead fatty, you are in the same group as Brother Wuqing, so you don't have to worry about being an enemy with him. I'm looking for you to thank you, and you've done a lot to 'protect' me!"
Natimo got his feet off the ground and was invited by Yang Qi to the side to talk. All the real people sighed, it seemed that it was not enough to expect to take a point from Timo, and they turned their eyes to Yu Xiaoyu again.
The little fish who was still gloating just now suddenly fell into an ice cave, cold all over his body, and said with a sad face:
"I ...... I...... I am still young and have not yet married a wife, and I am preparing to become famous in this Zen Taoist meeting, and I will propose to Erni in the future. Don't ruin our relationship. ”
Everyone looked at him with disdain, saying that at a young age, he only knew how to talk about marriage, and there were really no good people around Yang Qi!
The Sect Leader Wang Yuanzhi even said to himself:
"The price of goods in Chang'an is so high, it is better to raise fewer idlers in the future!"
Yu Xiaoyu's face was pale, and she was at a loss, and Erni said contemptuously on the side:
"Don't listen to the sermon, don't you listen to the master when you go back?"
Maoshan Sect Leader Wang Yuanzhi: ......
After a while, the master was talking to himself again:
"My jade cicada is twenty-eight years old, like a flower like jade, and has not yet been married, but it's a pity that Yang Qi is useless and didn't enter this second round ......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Ao Chen, the second prince of the South China Sea Dragon Palace, hurriedly stepped forward, clasped his fists and saluted:
"Wang Zhenren, Nanhai Ao Chen is also unmarried, six hundred and fifty years old this year......"
Everyone laughed when they heard this, and Ao Chen also knew that he had made a mistake and was very embarrassed. The white-clothed petty officer on the side deliberately learned from him, and when he stepped forward, he also hugged his fists and saluted, and said with a smile:
"Wang Zhenren, the junior official has never been married, and he is not yet eighteen years old this year. ”
Ao Chen's face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Unexpectedly, someone came out and hugged his fists and said with a smile:
"If I want to be younger than my age, I was only reborn last year, and I have never been married, hahaha......"
When everyone looked at it, it was the wandering Taoist Tie Guan Li, and they all laughed heartily. Ao Chen said to the iron crutch Li with resentment:
"Big brother, why are you making fun of me?"
The iron cane Li stopped laughing after half a sound, and gasped:
"I'm laughing at you for being light, if it weren't for Yang Qi busy repairing Timo, I'm afraid that you would have cramped and scaled up and made you into a 'fried loach'. ”
Ao Chen laughed a few times and said, fair competition.
Tie Guan Li no longer messed with him, clasped his fists and looked around at everyone, and said with a smile:
Now Poor Dao has resolved the fate with Guo Rong and Wang Yuchan, the two girls, and eliminated their obsessions. It's time to travel the world in the name of this iron crutch Li and be a free and easy scattered immortal. ”
"I'm here for this battle!"
After saying that, he limped to the boulder ring on crutches.
The drizzle had already drenched his emanation, drenched the beard on his cheeks along his cheeks, and dripped on his chest, looking a little depressed.
Everyone has their own ambitions, and they can't force them. Perhaps, this is fate.
Jia Wuqing then went to the boulder ring, performed a sword-wielding salute, and stood motionless. He is like a sword, a sword that is chivalrous and righteous, and will never be unsheathed unless necessary.
That Tie Guan Li seemed to understand Jia Wuqing's temperament, nodded and smiled:
"Little Brother Wuqing, if it is compared to any Taoist swordsmanship, it will be boring. Why don't you and I make a bet, what do you think?"
Jia Wuqing raised his eyebrows slightly, and said curiously:
"What does the Taoist want to bet on?"
Tie Guan Li turned his head to look at Guo Rong, the fire phoenix in the audience, and said with a smile:
"Bet that I will change into your appearance, and let that Guo Rong girl guess that it is true. If you guess correctly, you win, otherwise, I win. ”
When Guo Rong heard that the old man was involved in him again, she couldn't help but widen her eyes and said angrily:
"Old man, are you finished? What are you taking me for?"
Tie Guan Li laughed and said:
"It turns out that you are afraid that you will not be able to recognize it, so you can be identified by someone else, I think that Aoshuang girl is good. ”
The third princess of the South China Sea Dragon Palace, Aoshuang, was overjoyed when she heard this, clapped her hands and smiled, I can.
Guo Rong glared at her, Aoshuang stuck out her tongue, and obediently stepped aside. The fire phoenix twisted his willow waist, got into the boulder ring, and glared at Tie Guan Li Dao:
"Old man, change immediately, see if I can recognize you! If I recognize you, be careful to strip your beard!"
That Tie Guan Li pointed at Jia Wuqing and said:
"Brother Wuqing hasn't agreed yet. ”
"Why do you ask that wood? I just say okay, change quickly, you old man, there is a lot of nonsense!"
Tie Guan Li secretly had fun, this girl was really interesting, and said with a smile:
"When we recognize it later, you can make us do some simple actions and ask simple questions, or else you will say that I am bullying you. ”
"Are you afraid that I won't recognize it? Old man, I have to admit it three times in a row, and if I make a mistake, I will lose!"
Tie Guan Li was even happier, he gave a thumbs up, and said that the girl was really heroic. After saying that, he took off the wine gourd, put it on the ground and blew it, and the gourd became the size of a house.
Tie Guan Li pointed at Jia Wuqing again, said go in, and then followed himself into the gourd. After a while, two Jia Wuqing came out of the gourd.
The height, appearance, dress, speech and demeanor are all exactly the same. Everyone in the audience was dumbfounded, this ...... Which one is true? Don't say that you recognize it three times, and it's hard to tell if you recognize it once.
But the fire phoenix Guo Rong didn't panic at all, she said to the two Jia Wuqing:
"Learn how to cry chickens and dogs, learn to jump rabbits and frogs. ”
Everyone in the audience was shocked, you asked the dignified Sword Immortal to do this in front of so many people?
One of them didn't say a word, and finished it seriously as instructed, and the other Jia Wuqing reacted a little slower, and when he came back to his senses and wanted to finish it, Guo Rong glared at him and said, pretend!
That "Jia Wuqing" turned into his real body, but was it Tie Guan Li? He sighed and said to Jia Wuqing:
"Brother, how do you spend your day?"
Tie Guan Li and Jia Wuqing came out of the gourd again, and they were still exactly the same. Guo Rong said:
"Who is beautiful Qian'er or Cicada?"
Everyone in the audience was confused again when they heard this, what kind of problem is this? The frost fairy Wang Yuchan and the hundred flowers fairy Xing Qian'er, one is cold and noble, and the other is tender like water, if you have to divide the highs and lows, it can only be said that Xing Qian'er is pregnant with Liujia, and her image is slightly inferior.
Among the two Jia Wuqing, one of them said so, and everyone in the audience nodded yes, it seems that the eyes of the masses are bright. But there is a question, if another Jia Wuqing also said the same, how should he tell the difference?
Fortunately, the other Jia Wuqing didn't say this, he said, you are the most beautiful.
The fire phoenix Guo Rong smiled like a flower, and Tie Guan Li hurriedly showed his true body and shouted:
"No questions next time!"
Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.