168 Chest cripple

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"Xu Mu, you said that if we don't live together one day, will you not get used to it?"

At the airport, while waiting for the flight, Zhou Miaomiao suddenly asked.

"Don't live together?" Xu Mu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said with a smile: "You have figured it out, don't you want to share a house with me?"

Looking at Xu Mu's smiling appearance, Zhou Miaomiao immediately frowned, and snorted coldly: "Why, you don't want to live with me so much?

"I hate it! We've been sharing a house together for more than three years, how can we hate it. Xu Mu waved his hand and said, "Isn't it true that I have to cultivate every day, and my cultivation is different, so it is indeed not suitable for living with others." Think about it, the last time I was practicing, you broke into my room......"

Xu Mu didn't continue.

At the same time, both of them had in their minds the thrilling scene of the lightning striking on that stormy night......

Zhou Miaomiao's face suddenly turned a little red, glared at Xu Mu, and said viciously: "Hooligans!"

Xu Mu was also a little embarrassed and smiled, and said, "So, I am cultivating alone now, it will be much more convenient." But in addition to cultivation, I really think it's better to share a room with you. After all, after more than three years, I have long been used to it. If you really live separately, you probably won't be able to adapt to it. ”

More than three years is not a short time.

If you don't fall in love for a long time, three years is enough time to change your partner several times.

If you get married, your children will soon be able to go to the street to make soy sauce.

After three years of getting along day and night, from getting up in the morning to saying hello to each other, to occasionally being free to watch TV, eat snacks, and drink drinks together on the sofa in the living room during the day, and late at night after Xu Mu finished writing Zhou Miaomiao's live broadcast, the two went out to forage for food together.

Noisy, stumbling, burying and squeezing each other, and helping each other.

Not to mention a person, even if you have a cat, a dog, or a pet, you should have a deep relationship in three years, right? Xu Mu thought silently in his heart.

Of course, he didn't dare to say it.

If she said it, Zhou Miaomiao, the woman, would grin again, and she would be finished with him with her teeth and claws.

Sure enough, when Zhou Miaomiao heard Xu Mu's words, she was finally a little happier, and she glanced at him arrogantly and said, "It's about the same, even if you have a little conscience." ”

But soon Zhou Miaomiao's mood was low again, her eyes were misty, she looked at the planes taking off and landing on the tarmac outside through the glass window, and said, "However, we still have to be separated after all." ”

Xu Mu asked, "Why do you want to separate?"

"What if you talk about girlfriends again? You're graduating next year. Could it be that when the time comes, you won't live with your girlfriend, but instead share a house with me? Even, when you get married in the future, you can't still share a house with me, right?" Zhou Miaomiao said in a low voice.

Xu Mu waved his hand and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about this, I said that I won't consider finding a girlfriend in the short term." ”

Zhou Miaomiao turned her head sideways when she heard this, stared at Xu Mu with a pair of big eyes, and said, "What about me?"

"What are you? I suddenly noticed that your eyelashes seem to be quite long, you didn't have false eyelashes today, right?" Xu Mu didn't react and asked.

"Don't give me a gag, I'm serious!" Zhou Miaomiao glared and continued to ask: "You don't look for a girlfriend, but I always have to find a boyfriend, right?"

After saying this, Zhou Miaomiao's eyes had some inexplicable expectation.

Xu Mu still didn't get Zhou Miaomiao's point, and joked with a smile: "What's the matter, the 96-year-old aunt has already had a midlife crisis and can't wait to find a boyfriend?"

"Xu Mu!" Zhou Miaomiao's eyes burned with anger.

“ok,ok。 Xu Mu hurriedly made a pause gesture and said, "You have found a boyfriend? ”

"Then think about it now. Zhou Miaomiao snorted coldly.

"If you find a boyfriend...... Xu Mu quickly frowned, and waited for a long time before looking at her, and said suspiciously: "You shouldn't have someone you like, right?"

"What's wrong with that? I still don't allow a handsome guy I like?" Zhou Miaomiao's chin raised, deliberately making a proud look.

Xu Mu narrowed his eyes and said with bad intentions: "By the way, I remember you said that you don't like older and mature men, and you like little milk dogs." Who the hell did you fall in love with, let's hear it, could it be a high school student, an underage boy?"

"You don't have to worry about this!" Zhou Miaomiao said viciously.

Xu Mu shook his head and said seriously: "Zhou Miaomiao, I tell you very seriously, it is a crime to lure minors. ”

"Get out!" Zhou Miaomiao, who was full of expectations, finally lost her patience, waved her hand angrily, turned her head and continued to look at the planes taking off and landing on the tarmac in the distance, too lazy to continue to ask, and said coldly: "Forget it, lie to you, I don't have a favorite yet." Men are all big pigs' trotters, and they feel disgusting when they see them, how can they be liked!"

Xu Mu touched his chin and secretly wondered, why does this woman feel a little abnormal today?

It can't be that there really is a man you like, right?

Tsk, who's so unlucky. Even if you are wronged, aren't you afraid that your child will run out of milk in the future?

Xu Mu looked sympathetic and muttered to himself.

Of course, he didn't dare to say this, otherwise Zhou Miaomiao would definitely find him desperate.

After a while, Zhou Miaomiao's mobile phone rang, and a meager push to her was a piece of news that a well-known e-commerce CEO was arrested on suspicion of sexual assault in the United States.

Big news.

Originally, she was a little depressed and inexplicably irritable, but her attention was suddenly diverted a lot by this news, and she gave full play to the nature of the people who eat melons, and discussed with Xu Mu while watching the news, and said: "Look, men are all big pigs' trotters! There is such a beautiful wife as Sister Matcha at home, and she is still doing this kind of thing abroad!"

"Didn't Mr. Liu say that he has face blindness, and he can't tell who is beautiful and who is not. He is with Sister Matcha, not because she is pretty, because he doesn't know that Sister Matcha is pretty. Now it seems that it is indeed correct for the people in the rivers and lakes to call 'President Liu, who does not know his wife'. Xu Mu said with a smile.

Immediately, he also browsed the news, and looked at the comparison between a popular Internet celebrity heroine and her matcha sister's figure, and said in amazement: "Although Mr. Liu can't tell whether he is beautiful or not, he can see it very clearly whether his figure is good or not." Milk tea is still a big cup is better, not to mention such a super large cup of milk tea. Mr. Liu, this is confused by the big breasts......"

As Xu Mu spoke, he suddenly felt his neck light up, and there was a murderous aura.

turned his head and found that Zhou Miaomiao was looking at him with very unkind eyes, so he quickly shut up.

Yes, the one next to me, the degree of 'chest cripple', is no worse than Sister Matcha......

"Hmph, superficial man, don't you feel disgusting when you look at such big breasts?" Zhou Miaomiao looked at each other coldly.

Disgusting?

"Huh. Xu Mu smiled kindly and didn't speak.

Having said that, Zhou Miaomiao herself secretly looked at the exaggerated S-shaped figure of the hot female Internet celebrity, and she was inexplicably sad and indignant in her heart.

Why? Why is there such a big difference between the same women?

How do these women grow!

Don't let people live!

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