Chapter 272: Medicine, I Don't Want It!
"My aunt, can I go fast?" Du Feng cried bitterly.
"Yo, are you called Grandma?" Lian Ruolan said in surprise, "Since you call me Grandma, then I will make it difficult for you to suffer less!"
Du Feng was overjoyed when he heard this, shouldn't this Lian Ruolan take back the Ding, right? Du Feng thought happily in his heart, but Lian Ruolan's words dispelled Du Feng's illusions: "Okay, I've already collected some of the weight of the Ding, you should be able to go faster now, right?"
Du Feng was stunned, this tripod is still so heavy, Du Feng hurriedly asked: "How much weight did you collect, why don't I feel it at all?"
"You feel it carefully!" Lian Ruolan said, "I took away a pound of weight!"
"Poof......" Du Feng sprayed wildly, "Your Ding weighs more than a thousand catties, you can take away one catty, I ...... No wonder I don't feel ...... at all."
"What's the matter, a pound is too little?" Lian Ruolan was puzzled.
Du Feng rolled his eyes: "It's not less, it's too little, okay......"
"Since that's the case, then I won't accept it!" Lian Ruolan pouted. Du Feng felt that the big tripod he was holding instantly became a lot heavier, which made Du Feng hunched over, Du Feng gritted his teeth to support, and beads of sweat overflowed his face: "I said, if you don't accept it, don't accept it, don't add weight to me!"
"How can I add weight to you, besides, this tripod is so heavy, I can't add weight to you!" Lian Ruolan's very innocent voice came from above Du Feng's head, "Hurry up, go straight along this road, and call me when you arrive at a place called the Beast Breeding Palace, I'll sleep first!"
Lian Ruolan, who was lying in the ding, stretched her waist and yawned: "You can walk steadily, if you turn me out, I will go to my master and don't let her refine medicine for you!"
"......" Du Feng was exhausted, yes, you are awesome, I can't afford to mess with you! When I get the elixir, I will clean you up, and when the time comes, Lao Tzu will not beat your ass and swell, Lao Tzu will not be surnamed Du!
Du Feng thought viciously in his heart, holding the big tripod with difficulty, moving forward step by step, from time to time a pill flew out of the storage bag on his waist and flew into Du Feng's mouth, filling the lost spiritual power for Du Feng.
The road ahead with a load was long and long, and the step by step walking made the passing monks point out and talk. Du Feng gasped, gritted his teeth and insisted, his hands holding Da Ding were already sore, and his legs had begun to flash.
"Hey, isn't this that kid?" The boy guarding the mountain who was facing Du Feng stopped and pondered, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he jumped up.
"!" Du Feng's face changed greatly, and suddenly he felt that the big tripod he was holding was a little heavier, and he only heard the voice of the boy above his head: "Wow, senior sister, you actually sleep here?"
"Lian Fanchen, obediently guard the mountain by yourself, don't disturb my sleep!" Lian Ruolan said patiently.
Lian Fanchen smiled and said, "Don't you, Senior Sister, I'm not here to ask you a little question! Senior Sister, I suddenly have an idea, what do you say will happen if alchemy is mixed with black iron essence?"
"Black Iron Essence?" Du Feng's face changed sharply, only in an instant, the weight of his hand increased suddenly, Du Feng's left foot bent, and he knelt on the ground with a "bang", and the hands that were holding Da Ding shook violently, as if he might lose his strength at any time.
"Refining mortal dust, can you really think that the black iron essence has no medicinal value at all, it is just a weight gainer, and the refining tool may still have some use, how can the alchemy be mixed?" But unexpectedly, Lian Fanchen retorted: "Senior sister, this is your loneliness, I created a kind of pill by myself, called Qianjin Dan, this Dan weighs a thousand catties, specially refined for those who are so weak that they can be blown by the wind, a Dan down, those who are light directly gain weight, and they are no longer afraid of being blown down by the wind, senior sister, you see, this is the Qianjin Pill I refined!"
"Poof......" Du Feng couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood, and the tripod he was holding came out of his hand. Lian Ruolan, who was lying in the ding, held back her smile and controlled the big ding to land smoothly. Lian Fanchen looked confused: "Senior sister, what happened just now?"
Du Feng, who was lying on the ground, rolled his eyes: "What are you deliberately fixing Lao Tzu, you wait, wait for Lao Tzu to get the elixir, Lao Tzu doesn't want you to look good!"
Lian Fanchen jumped out of the tripod and fell in front of Du Feng: "Why did you fall to the ground this senior brother, are you weak and fall when the wind blows?" It just so happens that junior brother I have a secret elixir thousand jin pill here, which can cure senior brother's stubborn disease, come, I'll feed you senior brother!"
Lian Fanchen was about to feed the pill to Du Feng as he spoke. Du Feng jumped up from the ground with a "whoosh", and hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm fine, junior brother, you should keep it for yourself!"
"Don't, senior brother, you can just take one and try it, to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease!" Lian Fanchen held a pitch-black pill and chased after Du Feng reluctantly. Du Feng sweated wildly, whoever eats your pill is stupid!
"Stop!" Lian Ruolan suddenly said, "You, help my junior brother test the medicine!"
Du Feng stopped abruptly, turned around and looked at Lian Ruolan with a sad face: "Don't, this kid will play with me!"
"Hmph......" Lian Ruolan sneered, "Be a cow and a horse!"
"I ......" Du Feng smiled sadly, if Nima's thousand-pound pill is really what Lian Fanchen said, then he will really have to take one step at a time in the future, Du Feng gritted his teeth, and looked like he would rather die than obey: "I will never compromise!"
Lian Ruolan shrugged her shoulders very indifferently and touched Lian Fanchen's head: "Senior Brother Fanchen, let's go, find Master!"
"You threaten me!" Du Feng gritted his teeth and said.
"No wow!" Lian Ruolan said innocently, "Why should I threaten you?"
Du Feng covered his face, tears couldn't stop flowing, why don't I let the old thing ask for medicine by himself? No! Even if you threaten me, I won't try the medicine, how can I be threatened by you for such a witty person? I have to find a way, I want to resist!
Du Feng's brain teaser turned, suddenly! Du Feng's eyes turned, and he looked at Lian Ruolan and Lian Fanchen with a sinister smile: "I can help you test the medicine, but I will try one of your medicines, and you must also try one of my medicines!"
"Help you test the medicine, why?" Lian Fanchen snorted, raised his hand and waved, released the bottles and cans all over the ground, pointed to those bottles and cans, and said, "My bottle of pill is a laxative pill that specializes in helping people laxative, and this bottle is a safe dream pill that specializes in helping people sleep, look, these are all good medicines to help people, the ghost knows what kind of medicine you are, maybe what kind of poison it is, the pill will bleed when it enters the throat!"
"Isn't that a good medicine for you, just laxatives and sweat medicines?" Du Feng said with a sweaty face and summoned a bottle of * that couldn't be moved, "I'm called a good medicine, specifically to help those others mate and give birth!"
"Poof...... "Refining Ruolan, refining mortal dust sprayed wildly, "It's the first time I've heard someone say lip medicine so light and refined......"
"Hmph!" Du Feng was very proud, "If you don't dare to test the medicine, then I'm sorry, I won't help you test the medicine!"
Lian Ruolan smiled coldly: "Please figure it out, now you are treating me as a cow and a horse, not me as a cow and a horse for you!"
Du Feng tied his hands behind his back, raised his head and pointed at Lian Ruolan with his nostrils: "It's a big deal, you can go and ask your master not to help me refine medicine." Try the medicine, no way!"
"Then I'll go find my master!" Lian Ruolan shrugged and turned to leave. The corners of Du Feng's mouth twitched, and he smiled bitterly, he can't really test the medicine, right? The point is that the medicinal efficacy of this pill can't be solved, in case it can't be solved...... Forget it, it seems that there is no way to ask for medicine, and the big deal is to go back and tell the old thing directly that he has not found a solution, and let him dig a hole by himself and bury himself.
Lian Ruolan muttered in her heart, this is not good, that Huai Ling Recovery Liquid is also of great use to our Elixir Mountain, and the master will definitely not refin, and more importantly, my purpose is to trick him to avenge his lightness over me, Wow!
Thinking about Lian Ruolan, she is getting slower and slower, but if this kid doesn't bow his head, how can I play tricks on him next?
"Refining Fairy!" Du Feng suddenly spoke, making Lian Ruolan couldn't help but be happy, trying to hide the joy on her face, and turned around leisurely, "What, you figured it out?"
"I'm sorry for refining fairies, I really can't do the matter of testing the medicine!" Du Feng said and walked towards Lian Ruolan, "I'll go with you to see your master, if your master hasn't started refining yet, return the 10,000-year-old locust syrup to me!"
Lian Ruolan, who thought that Du Feng would compromise, stumbled, stabilized her mood and kindly reminded: "I think my master may have started refining now, if he is disturbed halfway, that furnace of medicine is likely to be refined!"
"It's okay to give me the medicine residue for waste medicine!" Du Feng said indifferently.
Lian Ruolan said weakly: "Then your master ......"
Du Feng sighed helplessly: "I'll find another way!"
"But ......" Lian Ruolan still wanted to say something. Du Feng urged: "Let's go, don't waste time!"
Lian Ruolan looked embarrassed: "You really don't want medicine?"
"Don't!" Du Feng shook his head. Lian Ruolan said weakly: "What if I don't let you test the medicine?"
Du Feng still shook his head: "Don't do it, the devil knows what tricks you will play next to trick me!"
"Uh......" Lian Ruolan was exhausted, this Du Feng really understood people, he just let him raise the crown, if he hadn't met Lian Fanchen on the road, it is estimated that Du Feng would have been in the Beast Breeding Hall to help the spirit beast clean the toilet, but if I don't tease Du Feng, how can I swallow that breath in my heart?
Suddenly! Lian Ruolan's face changed sharply, and she only heard Du Feng say very dissatisfied: "I know, you want to take revenge on me just now...... Woohoo......"
Lian Ruolan blocked Du Feng's mouth, and said to Lian Fanchen very nervously: "Lian Fanchen, hurry up and go to guard the mountain gate, otherwise the master will know that you are derelict in your duties, and you look good!"
"......" Lian Fanchen glanced at Lian Ruolan with a pout, turned around and left. When she couldn't see Lian Fanchen's figure at all, Lian Ruolan finally breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately she didn't let the kid know about my chest being touched, otherwise his big mouth wouldn't be known to the entire Elixir Mountain?
Suddenly, a strange feeling came, Lian Ruolan was stunned, looked down, and saw a salty pig hand rubbing on her thigh.
"Ahh Du Feng staggered a few steps to stand firm, looked at Lian Ruolan very incomprehensibly and asked, "Why are you like Jiuyang, you cover people's mouths at every turn, you know that this is very rude?"
Lian Ruolan was angry, pointing at Du Feng who was angry and didn't win, and her chest rose and fell rapidly: "You...... You just ......"