Chapter 349: If a person doesn't die, he won't die
Xie Yang Mountain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
In front of a dilapidated grass hut, a Taoist lay lazily there, the Taoist was about fifty years old, with a handful of goatee on his chin, short stature, and a completely short figure.
The Taoist lay there comfortably, secretly thinking that business has been getting worse and worse recently, should he think of more ways to make money?
"Uhhhhhh
A loud shout came, and the entire Xie Yang Mountain shook the ground, and Ruyi True Immortal was directly shocked and fell off the temporary bed.
"Which person dares to come to grandpa to spread wilderness?" the Ruyi True Immortal who fell down suddenly became furious and scolded angrily. Although his cultivation is not too high, his brother is the number one demon king in this Xiniu Hezhou, and ordinary people are in awe of the Bull Demon King, so naturally they don't dare to provoke him, and he really hasn't been provoked like this.
"Your grandfather pig is here, how dare you?"
Zhu Bajie fell from mid-air, holding a nine-tooth nail rake in his hand and looking at Ruyi Zhenxian murderously. Do you think you are a monkey?
"Wu Na pig demon, what are you doing here for grandpa? Grandpa has no shortage of butchers who kill pigs here, don't you know that grandpa is hungry in his belly, so he automatically sends it to the door for Dao Ye to eat. Ruyi True Immortal shouted.
"You five-year-old gherkins are also worthy of eating your pig grandfather? Let me ask you, is this fetal spring occupied by you?" Zhu Bajie asked.
"It turned out that I came to ask for the Taoist master's aborted spring water, since I came to ask for grandpa, why don't you hurry up and offer a bonus gift, and then you will kowtow to Dao Ye three times to admit your mistake. Ruyi Zhenxian laughed and laughed, thinking that Zhu Bajie was here to ask for the spring water of the abortion, and threatened sharply.
"Ahh Don't hurry up and offer 10,000 taels of gold to Grandpa Pig, so that Grandpa Pig will be happy, otherwise, Grandpa Pig will hoe you to death with a rake. After hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately scolded, kowtowed and admitted his mistake, he also kowtowed to the Xuandu Grand Master three times in his life, you Ruyi True Immortal can still be compared with the Xuandu Grand Master?
"Look for death. "If the extortion is not successful, it will be robbed, how can the Ruyi True Immortal, who has always robbed others, endure this breath, and two hooks appeared in his hands and hit Zhu Bajie.
"Hey, you little guy still want to do something with Grandpa Pig? Looking at the murderous Ruyi True Immortal, Zhu Bajie not only did not feel the slightest nervous, but showed a mocking smile.
"Whew"
After being ridiculed by Zhu Bajie, Ruyi Zhenxian was even more angry in his heart, exhaled a long white gas from his nose, his face was red with anger, and the strength in his hand was a little heavier.
However, the mocking look on Zhu Bajie's face did not change at all, the nine-toothed nail rake was smashed out, and with a pull and a flick, the Ruyi True Immortal was beaten out, and the Ruyi True Immortal took seven or eight steps back before barely stopping.
"Little man, come again, is it that the strength is used on the woman's belly, so it is soft? Not planted?" Zhu Bajie showed a provocative smile, on the way to the west, it is really not easy to find a goblin weaker than him. In Long Yunfeng's group of people, his strength was almost crushed and he had no self-confidence, and now he finally found a place where he could enhance his self-confidence, where would he let go of Ruyi True Immortal so easily?
Under the blow just now, Ruyi Zhenxian deeply understood how big the gap between himself and Zhu Bajie was, and originally wanted to run away, after all, the money was gone, and he could grab it again, if his life was gone, there would be nothing, but when he heard Zhu Bajie's full-level ridicule, a wave of anger rushed straight to his head, and he didn't care about the huge difference in strength, so he picked up the guy and rushed up again.
"Okay, come on. "Zhu Bajie saw Ruyi Zhenxian rushing over, and saw that Hunting was happy, come on, your pig grandfather will have a good time with you!
Don't think that Zhu Bajie was crushed by Long Yunfeng, there was no outstanding performance in Long Yunfeng's several major battles, Zhu Bajie is really bad, in fact, Zhu Bajie's strength is definitely not low, but what Long Yunfeng is facing is the strength hidden within the Three Realms, so it pales in comparison. Not counting those who live in seclusion, Zhu Bajie is definitely sideways in the Three Realms!
The nine-tooth nail rake of thousands of catties is like a small toothpick in Zhu Bajie's hand, swinging at will, while Ruyi Zhenxian is like a plaything in his hand, fiddling and playing at will.
The waterway is soft, and the softness can overcome the rigidity!
Swaying freely, although Zhu Bajie's figure is still bloated and his appearance is still ugly, he exudes a natural ethereal chic, if the subjects of the daughter country under the mountain see it, they must be crazy about it, but unfortunately no one has seen this scene, so Zhu Bajie's chic is only seen by himself.
And Ruyi True Immortal is uncomfortable to death, only to feel as if he is trapped in the sea, washed by thousands of currents, unable to advance or retreat, and the red on his face is even stronger.
"Moo"
An angry cow roar sounded, Ruyi Zhenxian leaned down and turned into a red unicorn cow, the huge cow's nose exhaled a foot-long white gas, the unicorn flashed, the four hooves were like the wind, and rushed to Zhu Bajie angrily.
"Wow! have you changed back to your original shape? want to hit me? Grandpa Pig is biased?" Zhu Bajie showed an unusually unbeaten-like expression, the nine-toothed nail rake suddenly became larger and smashed to the ground, and the fat body jumped high and flew over Ruyi's head, and opened his legs unusually coquettishly. It seems that Ruyi Zhenxian deliberately came to drill his crotch.
"Come on again, is Grandpa Pig's crotch good to drill?" Zhu Bajie said with a smug smile, Fang Caiyi Zhenxian's words had completely angered him, Zhu Bajie had a big belly, but it didn't mean that he had a lot of energy, on the contrary, his heart was very small, and he would take revenge.
Anyway, this Ruyi True Immortal is not a good person, forcibly occupying the Lost Birth Spring, and there is also black qi entrenched on the top of his head, he must have killed people, and many good people have also been killed.
Since he wantonly kills people, he is departing from humanity and entering the way of heaven, and the way of heaven is nothing more than four words: the weak eat the strong. Zhu Bajie is like a strong will, so you can play with Ruyi wantonly.
"Whew"
Ruyi Cow spewed out a long white gas, after the goblin turned into its original form, human nature will gradually be suppressed by animal nature, and now Ruyi is carried away by anger, as if it is like a beast Crazy collision again and again, completely forgetting to escape.
"Good fellow, Grandpa Pig is starting to like you. Zhu Bajie said proudly, constantly jumping up and down, I don't know when my crotch is so fragrant, so that this cow likes to drill so much. However, the boss's news is not accurate, this calf is a real immortal, and it is clearly a Taiyi Golden Immortal! But how could a character like the boss care about a calf that only has the cultivation of a mere Taiyi Golden Immortal? It is normal to be wrong.
Zhu Bajie, who hadn't played so cool for a long time, didn't notice the cow below at all, his eyes were red, his body exuded a bloody aura, and his aura was gradually increasing.
It was another violent sprint, Ruyi's four hooves were like the wind, and faintly could burst into flames, like a red flame rushing towards Zhu Bajie.
"Good cow, come on. Zhu Bajie slammed another pole vault with a nine-tooth nail rake, but I don't know if it was because he had succeeded too many times, so Zhu Bajie took it lightly, or because Zhu Bajie wanted to challenge the difficulty, so this time he jumped very low, but he could skip it.
"Little calf, come on, Grandpa Pig has jumped so low, work hard. Zhu Bajie said arrogantly, although the jump was a little low, but Zhu Bajie was confident that with Ruyi's strength, he would not be able to explode to this height in an instant.
Otherwise, the mouse will be desperate in the first place, how can it be played?
"Moo"
Feeling Zhu Bajie's contempt and provocation, Ruyi Niu became even more angry, let out a heavy roar, and his blood-colored aura shrouded him, and his body, which originally didn't have much flesh, suddenly became huge, and slammed forward like lightning.
Zhu Bajie is Da Luo Jin Immortal in the end, and he is from an extraordinary background, so he immediately sensed that something was wrong, and the nine-tooth nail rake smashed it out hard, but it was still half a minute late.
Ruyi's eyes were red and slammed into Zhu Bajie's fat buttocks, as fast as fire, and his horn was like a sword, and he stabbed it fiercely.
"Ahh
A terrible scream came out of Zhu Bajie's mouth, like a ghost crying wolf, frightening all the birds within a thousand miles.
A sharp pain from the back door made Zhu Bajie feel uncomfortable, and the nine-toothed nail rake came out angrily, beating the Ruyi True Immortal thousands of miles away and embedding it in the mountains.
Tick tick tick
This time it wasn't Zhu Bajie's saliva, but his blood, the blood of the back door.
The two trembled, Zhu Bajie couldn't stand, one accidentally fell to the ground again, and the back door was in close contact with the earth.
"Ahh
There was another scream of a ghost crying wolf, and Zhu Bajie suddenly jumped dozens of feet high, and there were no birds around him.
The horns hit and the back door opened.
As soon as it soared, tears flew everywhere.
Chrysanthemums, lines of tears.
The ghost cries and the wolf howls and startles the birds.
Bajie crying, don't want to live!
When future generations hear it, don't die!