Chapter 400: The Angry Barefoot Immortal
Maoshan's work efficiency is still fast.
In just ten days, all the things that Du Feng wanted were ready.
Ten days is a lot of time? huh...... Du Feng thought of what he wanted, and in the end, he even copied it with a big data hard disk, okay?
What computers, projectors, inflatable male items, all bought them all, I really couldn't think of anything else to buy, so Du Feng gave up.
It's just that Du Feng's purchase has made the whole world enter the era of binge buying, and it is rumored that the world is about to be destroyed, and we have to store survival materials quickly!
Du Feng is embarrassed, the world will destroy your sister, brother, I'm just bringing some special products to the brothers and sisters in the fairy world, okay......
was about to leave Maoshan and return to the fairy world, but he was unexpectedly stopped by a man who called his great ancestor: "That great ancestor, how is my ancestor doing in the immortal world?"
Du Feng was stunned: "The little paragraph has ascended to the immortal realm?"
The man nodded: "It's been a long time since I ascended, what's the matter, don't you know the Great Ancestor?"
Du Feng shook his head: "In this way, I'll go back and find it!"
The man smiled and said: "Trouble the Great Ancestor to find my ancestor, bring a word, just say that the descendants of the Huaxia world miss him, let him come back and see!"
Du Feng waved his hand indifferently: "Don't worry, as long as I see him, I will definitely let him come back and take a look!"
The man immediately bowed and saluted: "Thank you, Great Ancestor!"
Du Feng waved his hand: "Good life cultivation, strive to ascend to the immortal realm as soon as possible!"
After speaking, Du Feng directly got into his sports car, kicked the accelerator, and flew directly to the gate of Pan Taoyuan through the North Heavenly Gate......
One day in the sky, one year on the earth, ten days in Du Feng's lower realm, and only a moment has passed in the immortal realm.
The microcomputer brought from the world of China was turned on, and the pre-play music of the Seven Fairies of Joy sounded. The eyes of the seven fairies were all fixed on the image projected by the microcomputer.
The big fairy said: "This is a person wearing purple clothes, is she imitating the seventh sister?" But she doesn't imitate it at all, but this imitation of Dong Yong is still a talent......
The five fairies said excitedly: "Look, the one wearing blue clothes is the imitation of me!"
......
Du Feng looked at the seven fairies with great satisfaction, and he was proud in his heart, just like to watch it, but fortunately, Lao Tzu remembered it later, not only did he stay in all the TV series about mythological stories, but even brought all the Oba TV series in South Korea, from today on, I will open a theater in the fairy world, specially let these fairies come in to watch the series, and then collect tickets!
I'm also going to open a playground for the younger gods to play!
Belch...... Wait! These are all immortals, if I show everything in my hand, will it be imitated?
Du Feng scratched his head, it seems that these things have to be discussed in the long run!
The little jokes are flying up, and I'm going to have to find them so I can help!
Du Feng touched his head, I'm so witty!
Returning to reality from YY, Du Feng looked at the seven fairies staring at the microcomputer projection, peeked at the peach orchard full of peaches, walked lightly to the peach tree, vigilantly looked at the seven fairies with their backs to him, and reached out to pick the peaches.
"Holy Venerable!"
Du Feng trembled, and suddenly ejected far away, only to see a little old man with a cane staring at him with a smile!
Du Feng patted his chest: "What are you doing? Immortals will scare immortals to death!"
The little old man smiled: "But you are not an immortal, you are a saint!"
Du Feng glanced at the little old man: "Saint saint, saint is also a person!
The little old man pointed to the ground: "Little Lao'er is the land of this Pan Tao Garden, and he is also the keeper of Pan Tao Yuan!"
"Garden keeper?" Du Feng looked at the land with a puzzled expression, "After my brother monkey left, he didn't send other gods to guard Pan Taoyuan?"
The land shook his head: "No!"
Du Feng rolled his eyes and said to the seven fairies: "That, seven fairies, you come to give me a testimony, I didn't steal the peach!"
The land looked at Du Feng in confusion: "Little Lao'er didn't say that you eat peaches!"
Du Feng snorted coldly, didn't explain, turned around and left, pit my brother monkey still doesn't admit it? There are 3,600 peach trees in the entire peach orchard, and there are 100 peaches on one tree, and the total number is 360,000, can Brother Monkey eat so many peaches in one day?
It took me a month to eat a tree of ginseng fruit, two months to eat Taiyi Zhenren's lotus root, and the slowest to eat Laojun's elixir, it took a hundred years to completely eat and digest it.
Du Feng walked out of the peach orchard indignantly, touching his chin and thinking secretly.
The seven fairies in this peach orchard are very easy to deal with, but the land of the dog day is not easy to tidy. Although I didn't ask Brother Monkey about this, there is a good chance that Brother Monkey was framed for stealing peaches!
No, I'll have to think of a perfect solution!
Du Feng's eyes lit up, or should I touch porcelain like eating ginseng fruit?
But this is not a good countermeasure! Zhen Yuanzi didn't know what kind of nerve I had to let me eat all the ginseng fruits of a tree, and it was a question of whether the Queen Mother of the West would buy it or not.
Du Feng pondered for a long time and finally made up his mind.
Entering the peach orchard again, Du Feng smiled at the seven fairies who were watching the TV series intently: "That, I want to meet the Queen Mother, I don't know which fairy can help me introduce me?"
"Land, take the Holy Venerable to meet Niangniang!" The big fairy who watched the TV series didn't move her eyes.
The land nodded towards Du Feng with a smile: "Holy Venerable, please come with me!"
Follow the land all the way and arrive at Yaochi, where the luxurious Queen Mother is chatting happily with a fat man with bare feet.
Before the land was introduced, Du Feng directly crossed the land and said excitedly: "Barefoot Great Immortal, right?"
"Uh......" The barefoot fat man glanced at the Queen Mother, and nodded at Du Feng with a smile: "Hello Holy Venerable!"
Du Feng sat directly beside the barefoot immortal, and put his hand on the shoulder of the barefoot immortal: "Brother, when I was in the lower realm, I heard that you ran around without shoes for a long time, and today I saw that you really don't wear shoes, come and interview you, are you so poor that you have no money to buy shoes?"
Barefoot Daxian has black lines all over his face. The Queen Mother said with a blank face: "You kid, how can you laugh at the barefoot immortal?
Du Feng was suddenly unhappy, I'm a kid, I'm a junior brother that Lao Jun admits, you call me a kid, obviously you don't take me seriously......
However, according to the official position, she can indeed call me a brat, although I don't know the official position of the heavenly court, but after Brother Monkey became an official, he was named the Monkey King and helped the Queen Mother to guard the Pan Taoyuan, and it can be seen that my official position must be under her......
But what about the official position under her? After all, I am still the junior brother recognized by Lao Jun! Although my strength has not reached the level of a saint, but sooner or later, the future is limitless, so you call me a kid like that, okay?
Du Feng sneered in his heart, but there was a thick smile on his face: "Just kidding, why take it seriously? I know that I am worried that the barefoot fairy will lose his identity if he is barefoot!"
Saying that, Du Feng raised his hand and summoned a cardboard box: "Great Immortal, look at what I brought you?"
The barefoot fairy looked surprised: "Yo, and brought me a gift?
Du Feng proudly opened the box: "Shoes!"
It's black! The face of the barefoot immortal instantly darkened. The Queen Mother's face darkened.
But Du Feng doesn't care at all, if you're black, it's my business!
"Let's try to see if it fits!" Du Feng stuffed his shoes into the arms of the barefoot immortal, turned to the queen mother and said, "Actually, I have heard of your name in the lower realm, this time I made a special trip to block your true face, and when I looked at it, I found that you are more amiable than the rumors, Sister Wang, you don't know, my admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, like the surging river that stretches endlessly, and the rushing Taohai will not return!"
Saying that, Du Feng said very regretfully: "It's a pity that you got married, if you don't get married, I will definitely pursue you!"
The Queen Mother finally couldn't help it, and sneered: "You slippery head, it's really happy and annoying to talk about it......
Du Feng said depressedly: "What I said is the truth, as the saying goes, my fair lady and gentleman are good, I admire you and I am not ashamed, even if my brother-in-law Dong Wang Gong knows, he will not say that I am good, will he laugh and say......"
Saying that, Du Feng raised his head and straightened his chest, with a serious face: "Queen Mother, it proves that you are very attractive!"
The Queen Mother covered her mouth and chuckled: "You slippery head, you still learn from him quite like you!"
Du Feng moved directly to the Queen Mother's side: "Sister, do you still have a sister, cousin, etc., introduce one to me!"
The Queen Mother glanced at Du Feng: "Don't you know the laws of heaven, the gods can't be emotional!"
Du Feng shrugged his shoulders: "Of course I know that immortals can't be emotional, but I want to ask a question, I was emotionally moved in the Nether, and my wife also flew up, so is she still not my wife?"
The Queen Mother smiled and said: "Of course it's your wife, you haven't become an immortal at that time, you can't be an immortal! If you become an immortal, you can't be emotional!"
Du Feng suddenly realized: "Then I will be reincarnated directly, and I will be emotionally involved with your cousin or sister, and I will re-cultivate into an immortal, right?"
The Queen Mother was stunned: "It seems to be ...... It's not impossible to ......."
Saying that, the Queen Mother glanced at Du Feng: "But I don't have a sister or a cousin!"
Du Feng looked disappointed: "Hey...... Then forget it......"
Saying that, Du Feng looked at the table with only fruits, and immediately summoned the wine and food, filled a glass for the Queen Mother and the Barefoot Immortal, and raised a glass to the Queen Mother: "Sister, I knew that you liked to eat fruits, so I will get you a few ginseng fruits to try at my sworn brother!
The Queen Mother smiled and raised her glass: "It's okay! The ginseng fruit is ripe, and your brother Zhen Yuanzi will send the ginseng fruit to send it!"
Du Feng was stunned, it seems that the Queen Mother didn't know that I had finished eating the ginseng fruit!
Thinking about it, Du Feng patted the barefoot immortal on the shoulder: "What are you doing in a daze? Do you want my sister to toast you?"
The barefoot fairy looked embarrassed, and hurriedly picked up the wine glass and saluted the queen mother: "Niangniang!"
The Queen Mother hurriedly raised her glass to greet her, and after drinking a glass of wine, Du Feng hurriedly filled it for the two of them, raised the wine glass and saluted the Queen Mother: "Sister, brother, I will toast you again!"
After speaking, Du Feng directly drained the wine in the cup in one gulp, and signaled with an empty cup.
The Queen Mother's drinking appearance is very elegant, holding the cup with her right hand, covering it with her left hand, raising her head to drink, and wiping the corners of her lips with her sleeve......
Du Feng hurriedly helped the Queen Mother to fill up, and patted the barefoot Daxian on the shoulder: "Daxian, good things come in pairs, you can respect my sister again!"
"Ahh............h
In this way, Du Feng had a cup, and after drinking, he instigated the barefoot immortal to pay tribute to the queen mother for a cup.
Under one glass after another, the deceased mother staggered, her tongue widened when she spoke, and she said to Du Feng, who was holding the wine glass, "Brother...... Brother, let my sister rest for a while, you can have a drink with Daxian!"
Du Feng glanced at the barefoot immortal, and saluted directly: "You did it, I'm free!"
Saying that, Du Feng took a sip, and when he saw the barefoot immortal who was not drinking or drinking, he couldn't help laughing: "What's wrong with the immortal?
The barefoot immortal drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp, got up and said to the queen mother: "There are still some things in the little fairy mansion, say goodbye first!"
After speaking, the barefoot immortal didn't care whether the queen mother agreed or not, turned around and left. Du Feng hurriedly got up: "Daxian, I'll send you!"
The barefoot immortal turned around and glanced at Du Feng, snorted coldly, and strode away.
Du Feng smiled helplessly, this barefoot immortal was actually angry?
When he got out of Yaochi, Du Feng grabbed the barefoot immortal and said apologetically: "Daxian, if you offend something, don't be angry!"
The barefoot immortal said angrily: "It doesn't matter if you look down on me, why do you ask me to pour the queen mother's wine together?"
Du Feng breathed a long sigh of relief: "Daxian will be my Du Feng to accept a favor from you this time, and I will pay you back in the future!"
"Hmph, I don't need any favors from you!" the barefoot fairy shook his hand away. Du Feng hurriedly said: "Daxian, in this way, if you can't afford to buy shoes to wear in the future, just come to me, and I will pay for you to buy them!"
The barefoot immortal who had just set up the clouds stumbled and fell off the clouds, glared at Du Feng fiercely, and Tengyun left.
Du Feng pursed his lips, what the hell, it's hard to call you a great immortal?
Isn't it true that you're still getting a long face when you're angry, and you can still beat me?
Thinking that Du Feng strode back to Yaochi, he saw the Queen Mother holding her forehead with her hands and squinting her eyes.
Du Feng walked up to the Queen Mother and sat down: "Sister, are you tired?"
The Queen Mother looked up at Du Feng, and said with a smile: "Sister, I'm not tired, I'm drunk! I'm getting older, and I can't drink anymore......
Du Feng said unhappily: "Sister, what are you talking about? Are you very young and good? Are you young and beautiful!"
The Queen Mother shook her head and smiled: "You little slippery head, pick up nice words!"
Du Feng raised his glass: "I'm telling the truth, okay?"
The Queen Mother picked up her wine glass and touched it with Du Feng: "Okay, tell the truth! For your truth, sister, I'm out today, I'll drink enough with you!"
After a few more glasses of drinking, the Queen Mother burped and blinked her eyes, as if she was going to get drunk at any moment.
Du Feng secretly said that the time had come, and said to the Queen Mother with a smile: "Sister, we are originally commensurate with sister and brother, why don't you just accept me as a godbrother?"