Chapter 22 is insulting
"Boss, we have been practicing for a whole day and a night, and we have not felt the existence of internal force, and if we continue to practice like this, we don't know when ...... year or month will be the head" Guo Xingxing, who had lost some interest, complained a little.
"Yes, yes, yes, all of my ponies are better than me, and my boss is really a little difficult to be......" Zeng Xiaowei echoed.
"Granny Zhu's hair has turned gray and she hasn't practiced internal strength, you two are good, you only started practicing yesterday, you want to have internal strength?" Du Feng said a little speechlessly.
Zeng Xiaowei's eyes rolled and hurriedly said, "Boss, is there any kind of elixir that can increase internal strength for decades, give me a few whole pills!"
"Yes, there is, but it is used by our cultivators to enhance their spiritual power and improve their realm, and I don't know if it will have an effect on you martial arts practitioners, you can try it......" As he spoke, Du Feng took out a porcelain vase. Zhou Wuxing, who felt the fluctuation of the aura, looked shocked in an instant, that was Pei Yuan Dan, there were cultivators who couldn't afford Pei Yuan Dan, even he who could be regarded as the young master of the Demon Dao only had one bottle a year, and he was actually taken by Du Feng to give it to Zeng Xiaowei and Guo Xingxing, who were not even considered to be two martial arts practitioners.
"Thank you, boss!" Zeng Xiaowei thanked him, and whether it was between classes, he couldn't wait to share a bottle of Chinese pills with Guo Xingxing and take them together.
Looking at the spiritual power that could not be absorbed by Guo Xingxing and Zeng Xiaowei, Zhou Wuxing shouted in his heart that he was a loser.
"It works, do you feel it, fat man?" Du Feng, who was shaking his head to indicate that the pill was useless to those who practiced martial arts, heard Zeng Xiaowei's exclamation.
Then Guo Xingxing also nodded, and punched out of thin air, and Du Feng, who had a keen sense of hearing, actually heard the sound of a fist tearing through the air! Du Feng wondered, obviously seeing that Gu Yuan Dan's spiritual power was exhausted, how could he suddenly raise Guo Xingxing, who had not yet entered the school, to the level of dark energy? Du Feng hurriedly took out a pill that he had refined and scrapped and handed it to Guo Xingxing, "You try this!"
Guo Xingxing did not doubt him, took the suit, and then the old monk sat still. For a long time, beads of sweat the size of beans oozed from Guo Xingxing's fat face, and a wisp of green smoke came out from the top of Guo Xingxing's head.
"Smokers in the back, please stand up!" said the old professor on the podium, who noticed something unusual.
When Du Feng and Zeng Xiaowei heard this, they hurriedly used their hands to set up Xiao Yijun, who was sleeping soundly, left and right.
"Could you please explain what I just said about compensation in kind and compensation in kind?" asked the old professor.
"Value Compensation...... It is...... It's ......" Xiao Yijun handed Du Feng his eyes for help. When he saw Du Feng's mouth, he was overjoyed, and replied: "Valuable compensation!" For example, if I insult a woman, let the indecent person come back, it is compensation in kind, and giving money is called value compensation......
Xiao Yijun, whose voice was getting quieter and quieter, felt that something was wrong, and only heard the roar of the old professor who had always been Sven: "The one you gave is called a female ticket!
Amid the laughter of the whole class, Xiao Yijun walked out of the classroom. At this time, Guo Xingxing's head stopped smoking, his closed eyes opened, and Du Feng hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"
"I feel like I can kill a cow with all my strength!" Guo Xingxing said.
"Why don't you always get along with the cow?"
Hearing this, Guo Xingxing took a deep breath, and according to the Tai Chi Qi Practice, he sank into the dantian, and then held back his strength and punched the blackboard out of thin air! A transparent qi flew out of Guo Xingxing's fist and pointed directly at the old professor who was writing on the blackboard. Du Feng was shocked and hurriedly took action to resolve it.
The old professor, who was facing away from the students, suddenly felt a chill in the back of his neck, and immediately turned around, "Who?"
When he saw that the students were all puzzled, the old professor turned around and continued to write annotations, "Could it be that I wore less today?"
Zeng Xiaowei, who was called awesome, begged Du Fengyang: "Boss, I want it too, I want it too!"
"There are only the last two left, you divide them yourself!" Du Feng took out two identical pills again, and fell into contemplation, it turned out that he was not a cultivator, and he could not absorb the strong spiritual power contained in the pill, but he had a great demand for the medicinal power of the medicine itself, no wonder the internal force that he did not cultivate much would be so strong, and any one of the pills that he could refine and waste could make Guo Xingxing reach the realm of releasing his internal force, it seemed that for the sake of his brother, he would have to refine and waste a few furnaces of pills......
However, Du Feng completely forgot the expression of Qing Lingzi's blood when he insisted on refining the Immortal Zhi Ascension Pill and threw in various elixirs that were almost extinct, regardless of Qing Lingzi's persuasion, as well as the miserable feeling of being beaten by Qing Lingzi after the alchemy failed.
At this time, Guo Xingxing, who had already taken one pill, said that one pill was one for each person, and although he took the one he was allocated, Zeng Xiaowei said that he wanted both. Regarding the pills and pills that could not be divided equally in Guo Xingxing's hands, the two argued. However, the two brainless people never thought that they could be half of the same person......
"Just give it back to the boss, neither of us wants!" Guo Xingxing, who was too lazy to argue with Zeng Xiaowei, directly put the pill on Du Feng's desk. I don't know if it's because the ground is uneven or the table top is tilted, the round pill rolled directly to the ground!
"You don't want me, I want it!" Zeng Xiaowei said, leaning over and burrowing under the table.
"Still want to hide under the desk and smoke when I don't exist?" said the old professor, who had been paying close attention to the location of the smoke, stepped off the podium.
"You come out for me!" Zeng Xiaowei, who picked up the pill at Du Feng's feet, heard the old professor's somewhat angry voice in his ears. Zeng Xiaowei hurriedly raised his head.
When he saw the head raised from between Du Feng's legs, the old professor's little heart suddenly felt uncomfortable, and he swallowed back the education rhetoric that he had prepared, thinking about whether to educate or let them continue to struggle.
When Zeng Xiaowei grabbed Du Feng's legs and wanted to stand up with strength, Du Feng, who found that he had been misunderstood by the old professor, hurriedly got up and explained.
Suddenly, Du Feng suddenly felt that his lower body was cold, I don't know if Zeng Xiaowei's hand was too hard or Du Feng got up too hard, or because both of them were too hard, or maybe because Du Feng didn't wear the right pants today, in short, Du Feng's loose sweatpants with a waist had retreated to his heels, revealing the boxers with a Mickey Mouse pattern.
"Wow...... They're actually doing that, or in class!"
"Disgusting, disgusting......"
"You women and men are disgusting, we men and men are true love!" When Zeng Xiaowei crawled out from under the table, the class suddenly exploded.
"Insulting Sven, insulting Sven......" The angry old professor came out with two sentences, clutched his chest and fell straight down.
Du Feng hurriedly stepped forward and used his spiritual power to protect the old professor's heart.
When the old professor was picked up by ambulance, in the inpatient department of Jingda Hospital in Beijing, an old man hiding in the aisle smoking a cigarette and wearing a hospital gown answered the call, "Hey Xiao Liao, what's the matter? It's good early, his mother's hospital just won't let me go through the discharge procedures, what, my eldest grandson Ming'er is married? Isn't that why I'm going to be a grandfather this time next year? Why did you tell me about such a big event? What, you just got the news? Help me arrange accommodation, I'll let people book tickets and fly over immediately!"
After hanging up the phone, the old man immediately threw away the cigarette he had just lit in his hand and shouted: "The surname is Qin, his mother's son is going to be discharged from the hospital!"