Chapter 28: Leaving the Teacher
"Mother, if she is unreasonable in the future, you don't want to let her anymore, every time you let her, she still thinks you are a bully. The last time we had three ducks in our house, it was obvious that she was quite unreasonable. I heard mutes tell people that their ducks were trampled to death by him. His mother deliberately came to our house to make trouble, just to take a few ducks from our house. Zhang Zhaohua was very dissatisfied with her mother's concession.
"Cubs, neighbors, have to be forgiving and forgiving. There are some truths that you will know when you grow up. Liu Qiaoye stroked Zhang Zhaohua's head.
"Mother, I know. Zhang Zhaohua still doesn't know.
When I go to school during the day, I can't catch up on sleep as usual, and at night, Zhang Zhaohua is sleepy. I fell asleep directly on the desk, but my homework was done.
Liu Qiaoye picked up the cub and said distressedly, "The cub seems to be very tired on the first day of school today." ”
"Sitting in the classroom, no need to carry it on your shoulders or hands, what are you tired of? My cub is so smart, is it also the life of a hoe in the countryside?" Zhang Youping felt that his mother-in-law was too spoiled to children. Some displeasure.
"I didn't say that I wouldn't let the cub study hard. The cub usually sleeps a lot, but when it comes to school, he can't sleep, so he must be a little sleepy. Liu Qiaoye pouted, very unhappy.
After Zhang Zhaohua fell asleep, the old Taoist priest immediately appeared in his dream.
"You've learned nine out of ten my skills. Now it's finally time to leave the school. When Zhang Zhaohua heard this, her heart felt like she had put down a big stone. I can finally get a good night's sleep. I won't have to be beaten at night again.
"Still. The old Taoist priest immediately gave Zhang Zhaohua another slap in the face, "Before leaving the teacher, you have to test your skills as a teacher." ”
To solve the master's hexagram, the apprentice has to perform a spell in front of the master. The old Taoist priest took a chopstick and cut it into three sections, each of which was sharp, and the sharpness of the bamboo chopsticks was enough to be a sharp knife.
"When you eat all these chopsticks into your stomach, your kung fu can be considered to be practiced, and you can go out to practice incense. ”
Zhang Zhaohua is like five thunderbolts, this is really a teacher, not a funeral? Although a chopstick is cut into three sections, the length of each section wants to be swallowed, but I'm afraid it's also a dead end, right?
Zhang Zhaohua wanted to scold the old Taoist, but this body was not under his control, and he couldn't scold if he wanted to, and he couldn't run away. This body is under the control of others, and he really honestly picks up a piece of bamboo chopsticks and sends it to his mouth.
"I'd better wait until I wake up sooner. Zhang Zhaohua just wants to wait for all the farce to end and wake up from the dream as soon as possible.
But what made Zhang Zhaohua strange was that after the bamboo chopsticks reached his mouth, they became soft, like a thick vermicelli, and slipped down his throat and into his stomach. There was no such thing as a throat-piercing scene as I imagined.
In the second section, I chewed it in my mouth, rolled it with my tongue, and it became soft, and I ate it like a piece of vermicelli, and when I ate it into my stomach, I still had a feeling of fullness. It's pretty chewy. Well, one more.
The last piece of bamboo chopsticks was also eaten in my mouth, and I chewed it a few times in my mouth like a delicious food, and swallowed it too.
At this moment, the surrounding brothers all cast approving glances, and the old Taoist priest also nodded with satisfaction.
"In vain, after the accident, the incense should be carried out, and the German word should be the first. You can't talk about your peers casually, be jealous of your peers, and you can't be competitive and oppress your peers. When treating a patient, you have to treat those who have more money and less money, and you have to treat those who don't have money. You can't leave a hand in treating people, let alone harm people. Second, we must be loyal. Be loyal to your master and be loyal to your friends. Treat patients sincerely, and cannot be deceived or blackmailed. Third, we must be sincere, and we must practice the first and fifteenth days of the new year. When a patient comes to ask for water, he must not be lazy. After leaving the teacher, I should pay New Year's greetings to the master every year, and I should be diligent in visiting the master. In the future, you will be a teacher for a hundred years, and you will come to wear linen and filial piety for your teacher. Come on, come on, for the teacher to solve the teacher's hexagram for you. ”
This ritual of interpreting the hexagram is the same as inviting the gods to refine water, and various sacrificial items such as three animal wines, fragrant tea, tribute fruits, money, paper, and horse food are prepared in advance, and various decorations must also be arranged, which is quite exquisite. In addition to this, a number of square boxes have been added. These square boxes are placed under the table.
After Zhang Zhaohua finished refining the water three times, the old Taoist priest invited the ancestors again, and then played two hexagrams, one yin and one yang, this time he was lucky, and he played it all at once. Zhang Zhaohua was secretly happy in her heart, it seemed that Master Zu couldn't see it. This master beats people too hard.
After the old Taoist priest finished the hexagram, he killed a rooster and sprinkled the chicken's blood on the square box of money paper and a scripture that was copied during this period of time.
The old Taoist priest used his right index finger and middle finger to dip chicken blood on Zhang Zhaohua's Yintang acupoint, temple, ground width, palms of both hands, and hearts of feet, "In the future, I will walk incense in vain, and I will not be afraid of evil at night, and I will not be afraid of five poisonous snakes and insects when I go up the mountain to collect medicine." ”
After the old Taoist priest finished solving the hexagram, Zhang Zhaohua involuntarily knelt in front of the old Taoist priest and presented a red envelope with both hands. It contained thirty-three large coins.
The old Taoist priest took the red envelope and laughed, "The road ahead is up to you." Being a teacher can't help you with anything. This dementor bell has been with you for many years, and today it is in your hands. ”
The old Taoist priest obviously opened his mouth just now and shouted the name of the apprentice, but Zhang Zhaohua couldn't hear the name clearly. When the old Taoist priest said something else, he could hear it clearly.
The old Taoist priest called Zhang Zhaohua into the room and privately told Zhang Zhaohua how to use the soul bell. This is the magic weapon he gave to his apprentices, so naturally he can't let others know the method of this soul bell.
The main purpose of this dementor bell turned out to be to raise ghosts. There are five bells on the soul bell, and each bell can collect one ghost, which is hidden in the bell. It is said that the ancestor of Meishan once raised the five ghosts into ghost kings, and carried the five ghost kings with him as his hands, how hearty the realm was.
However, the old Taoist leader immediately gave Zhang Zhaohua a slap on the head, this soul bell was not the ancestor's magic weapon that could be called an immortal weapon, but just a replica. At most, it is to raise ordinary ghosts into ghost soldiers.
Seeing that Zhang Zhaohua seemed to be a little disappointed, the old Taoist said with a smile, "It's already good." If you can really cultivate five ghost soldiers, as long as you don't break into those dangerous places, the world can be at your disposal. ”
The old Taoist priest taught Zhang Zhaohua some methods of raising ghosts, "Follow this method to raise ghosts, and after five years, ghost soldiers can be successful." Even if you don't have a ghost soldier, such a ghost can be summoned at any time to protect yourself if you keep it in the soul bell. More than enough to deal with ordinary people. ”
Zhang Zhaohua agrees with this, and last time they beat the trafficker to the ground.