Chapter 91, Four Fools
Chapter 91, Four Fools
You say how bad this Li Yunlong is, he got two magic weapons by himself, but he made the innocent Monkey King have one more fierce rival. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Fish are stupid fish, and birds are stupid birds. The white jade parrot brother saw that the old panda man master had accepted the benefits of the stupid fish, for fear that the master would be partial and rank himself behind the goldfish essence, so he was a little anxious. It hurriedly shouted:
"I don't want the white jade conch either!, come on, come on, master, you can pluck out my feathers too, I can peck that monkey to death with this mouth alone!"
You see this pair of stupid fish and stupid birds, for the sake of a false name, they don't care about anything. The two of them said, "If you pluck your feathers, what's the difference between you and a dead chicken?" The other said, "Even if I pluck my feathers, I can beat you dead fish!" The two of them immediately made a mess, the parrot wanted to peck at the eyes of the stupid fish, and the goldfish wanted to pluck the feathers of the stupid bird.
Looking at the unscrupulous Li Yunlong again, after taking away the white jade conch, he became a peacemaker again, he divided his hands and said:
"Don't do it, if you want to divide the superior, you don't have to fight to the death. In my opinion, only the Bodhisattva's henchmen know the Bodhisattva's secrets, for example, where is the jade bottle......"
"I know!"
"I know it too!"
Before Li Yunlong's words were finished, Brother Bai Yu and the psychic goldfish rushed to say.
The two of them, one left and one right, added fuel to the fire, and rushed to the "Chaoyin Cave" with the old panda master, all of whom had to prove that they were the henchmen of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Although the lotus pond is large, it depends on who crosses it. There is a parrot fanning the wind, the fish spirit is making waves, the lotus pond is blue lotus and the red lotus separates the road, and the old panda man Li Yunlong is stepping on the purple bamboo to break the waves, flying as fast.
When he arrived on the other side, the old panda man Li Yunlong did not slow down, and walked ashore with Zizhu on his shoulder, following behind Brother Bai Yu. The goldfish spirit with the head of the fish and the human body carried the remaining nine-petal copper hammer and followed closely.
On the bank of Baolian Pond, three or five willows are evergreen, and in front of the Chaoyin Cave, seven or eight green vines are swaying. Before entering the cave, there is the tide sound Sanskrit singing around the ear; before the cave, there is about the smell of Buddha incense sandalwood. The fairy mist is shrouded, the auspicious light is shining, and it is really a holy place of Buddhism.
After the bird parrot, the beast old panda and the swimming fish goldfish entered the Chaoyin Immortal Cave, they first bowed to the emptiness, which was considered to be a full courtesy. Only then did he look around for the jade net bottle, and the goldfish essence came first, and he was the first to say:
"The Bodhisattva took Venerable Hui'an and the Dragon Girl with pearls and others to where the snake panshan eagle was sad, the jade bottle should still be on the old turtle, I will chant a spell to summon the old turtle......"
How could Brother Bai Yuyu be robbed of the limelight by it? Hurriedly read first:
"The tide is full of mercy, and the sea of bitterness is endless. One heart is long-term and good, and the other side is ahead......"
Before it was finished, the psychic goldfish rushed to shout again:
"Turtle Immortal, take out the bottle!"
This Chaoyin Cave is connected inside and outside, and there is a gurgling flow of water from the Baolian Pond inside, through the Chaoyin Cave, and then into the sea outward. As the goldfish spirit lagged behind, the waves were churning in the depths of the water in the cave, and an old turtle with a pack bottle really emerged. The old turtle slowly climbed up to the tide sound cave and said:
"You're a little fish......, too?"
The white jade parrot brother hurriedly took over and said:
"Why didn't you old turtle crawl out after I finished reciting the mantra? As for this master, he is a hermitage in the purple bamboo forest of Luojia Mountain, and his Dharma is very profound!"
The old turtle was stunned for a moment, and was about to speak, when the psychic goldfish laughed and mocked the parrot and said:
"We just want to see the empty bottle, so we don't need to finish the incantation. ”
The old panda man Li Yunlong was also stunned, he went over to lift the bottle and saw that it was really empty, and couldn't help but ask:
"How can it be an empty bottle?"
The psychic goldfish intended to sell what it knew, so it took the jade bottle and replied first:
"Master, why have you forgotten the wonderful use of our own treasure? If there is holy water in this jade pure bottle, it must be a jade pure bottle, a willow branch, and a Dinghai pearl. ”
Brother Bai Yuyu also hurriedly spoke:
"Yes, yes, if you want to fill the bottle with nectar, it can't do without my willow branches, but the dragon girl with the pearl followed the Bodhisattva out, and the bottle is naturally empty. ”
Only then did the old turtle have a chance to interject, and it said slowly:
"This master, is it really our Purple Bamboo Forest's hermitage, when did he go to Luojia Mountain? Why don't I know?"
The white jade parrot brother was afraid that the old turtle would offend the old panda master, so he screamed:
"Old turtle, you are old and confused! Old turtle, you are old and confused! Although you have been in Luojia Mountain for the longest time, you have always been lazy. Let me ask you, what did this master do when he planted Baolian and cultivated purple bamboo with the Bodhisattva? What did you do?"
The old turtle in the pannier was stunned by it, a little dazed, and stammered:
"I ...... I didn't do anything, but the purple bamboo forest and the Baolian Pond ......"
How can the psychic goldfish let Brother Bai Yuyu take the credit alone, he also has to clean up the old turtle and please the old panda master. Lifting the nine-petal copper hammer, he knocked on the head of the old turtle and scolded:
"Since we haven't done anything, then don't say anything! You and I can only be regarded as the Bodhisattva's immortal pets at most, and the master and the Bodhisattva are also teachers and friends, so can the relationship be the same? The master dug up the mushrooms, and the first thing that came to mind was our Bodhisattva, who was much stronger than your lazy turtle. ”
The old turtle's eyes widened, and his words were even more unpleasant, and he said in a trembling voice:
"Mushroom...... Mushroom...... Mushroom...... Mushroom ......"
"Mushrooms!"
Brother Bai Yuyu listened impatiently and said. It simply flew to the old pandaman's shoulder, stretched out his mouth and took out a colored mushroom from the back basket, swallowed it in two bites, and only said:
"The master's mushrooms are so delicious......"
With a click, Brother Bai Yu fell to the ground and fainted, and the feathers that were originally as white as jade also became as black as ink, and his feelings were poisoned.
"Haha, you stupid bird, you dare to eat the mushrooms that the master gave to the Bodhisattva, this time you will suffer a loss, right? Master, you see, I am still the most loyal to the Bodhisattva, I didn't eat the mushrooms you gave to the Bodhisattva!"
The old turtle was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously:
"This mushroom seems to be poisonous......"
The old panda man Li Yunlong was startled, he hurriedly grinned and said:
"I said that the wild mushrooms that I just dug can only be eaten after washing them, you see this parrot brother is greedy, this time something happened, right? I'll wash the remaining mushrooms, don't let the Bodhisattva eat the stomach ......."
As he spoke, he walked deeper into the cave, went down to the sea, threw down the purple bamboo, jumped up, waved his wings, and looked for the dragon along the coast.
Besides, in the Chaoyin Cave, the psychic goldfish and the old turtle with a pannier waited for a while, but when they didn't see the old panda man come back, they became suspicious. The old turtle asked the psychic goldfish to bring the golden retriever roar in the purple bamboo forest over, and after asking in detail, he sighed:
"Our Luojia Mountain has entered the thief, the purple bamboo forest and the Baolian Pond are the generation of heaven and earth, where is what kind of Bodhisattva planted it? I was just about to say this, but as soon as I was interrupted by your stupid fish and stupid bird, I was confused. Hey, now that Luojia Mountain has lost so much, how to explain it to the Bodhisattva. Stupid fish, stupid birds, stupid cats, plus me, a stupid turtle, are clearly the four fools of Luojia Mountain!"