Chapter 406, Yang Qi's absurd juvenile experience (14)

On the first day of the twelfth year of Zhenguan, the New Year is celebrated, but Yang Qi's little classmate is crying bitterly, and the ghost is crying wolf and shouting:

"Ahh......h Ah, Uncle Monkey, tap it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Ah...... Grandpa Ziyang, you killed me. Yes....... ”

When the monkey heard the fire, his hands became more energetic, and he scolded:

"Call you grandpa!, you just cut your throat, and no one will come to save you! Hurry up and recite to me, the one hundred and sixty small changes of forty-six changes!"

It turned out that the monkey sect taught Yang Qi seventy-two changes! Although it was called seventy-two changes, in fact, there were three hundred and sixty small changes in one change. For example, if you become a rabbit, there must be a difference between the white rabbit, the white rabbit, the yellow rabbit, the small yellow rabbit, the black rabbit, the big black rabbit, the big flower rabbit, the small flower rabbit, and even Bugs Bunny. Then how can Yang Qi know this, he originally thought that it would be fun to change around, who knew that it was a game of life, and he could only recite the mantra, and he couldn't change it if he didn't do it enough, it was boring. Hey, why bother in the first place! When he played a cool monkey, did he have a stone head? Fortunately, the monkey hit his ass, otherwise he wouldn't have been knocked into a fake second senior brother -- a pig's head.

But Yang Qi's life is good, call grandpa, grandpa will arrive.

I saw a fairy grandfather slowly descending from the sky on auspicious clouds, but it was not the Ziyang grandfather, it was the grandfather who gave the math book - Taishang Laojun arrived. But seeing that he has a childish face, kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and still has the standard face of a fairy, but the dress is different, I saw that he was wearing a tight-fitting wrist-length red cloth shirt on the top, red bloomers with a loose strap, and knee-high crimson boots of unknown material. It's the New Year, and it's red, so it naturally looks festive. The old man was happy, and he stepped forward quickly, and was about to give a salute to talk, only to hear two loud noises, "swish......" and "pop!", where was the cannon fired? No, this sound was made under the feet of Lao Jun, and it also interrupted the normal teaching activities of the pair of masters and apprentices.

After half a ring, the dust cleared from the sky, and two natives were born. One is naturally Lao Jun, but who is the other who has fallen from the sky? No matter how sharp the eyes of the Great Holy Fire are, he can't recognize it. Lao Jun spoke:

"Who is this?"

"Hello Laojun, I'm Xiaoguan. (I'm really blowing you up here)

"Xiaoguan?

The man was in a hurry, so he sprinkled some water with a poplar jade bottle, and two clay figures were born; Only then did the person who came remember that he had not recited the spell, and hurriedly cast a spell to restore the original appearance of the two.

Only then did Lao Jun recognize that the person who came turned out to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he understood what was going on just now, and couldn't help but admire Guanyin's courage in doing things.

It turned out that Guanyin saw Lao Jun in the air and was about to walk to the monkey, so he jumped down directly in a hurry, and ran directly in front of Lao Jun with "whoosh" and "pop". This Buddhism and Taoism are all looking for monkeys to say that it is coming, and it turns out to be a piece. At that moment, the two Shi Li exchanged two words, and they knew each other's intentions. The Bodhisattva saw that the monkey and Yang Qi were together during the Spring Festival, and the relationship was not ordinary, so he had an idea and said:

"Happy New Year, happy New Year, happy New Year. On behalf of the Buddha, I would like to pay your New Year's greetings. ”

Yang Qi saw that he was saved, and hurriedly broke free from the monkey's clutches and hid behind Sister Guanyin.

The Bodhisattva saw that Yang Qi was also pleasing to see that his eyebrows were clear and beautiful, so he wanted to sell it first, and said:

"Great Sage, I see that this son is smart and clever, and his appearance is delicate, and it just so happens that my disciple lacks a good wealth boy, so it is better to let him worship under my door and be a messenger? ”

Lao Jun secretly complained in his heart when he heard this, this time he only came to the Jade Emperor with some verbal greetings and promises, how could he think of Buddhism but was willing to do it. Now that I want to return to Heaven to ask for some treasures, I am afraid that it will be too late, so I can only come forward to salute with a strong smile. That Lao Jun is worthy of the ancestors of Taoism, and he is also good at playing Tai Chi Kung Fu with four or two thousand catties, only to see him pretend to be a mysterious way:

"Great Sage, have you carefully studied the 'Strange Arts' I asked this little brother to give you?"

This treacherous old man, not to mention arithmetic and strange arts, the great sage is indeed grateful for his nine chapters of arithmetic, and said hello in a loud voice. This made the Bodhisattva restless, and he thought that Heavenly Court had made an early move, and he had sent some ancient magic.

Lao Jun and the Bodhisattva refused to let each other go, and they really couldn't say it in front of each other, and they didn't dare to let the other party talk to the monkey first, so they didn't dare to leave, and the scene was a little embarrassing.

That Guanyin is also dedicated, and directly summoned the Chiba Lotus Terrace, ready to fight a protracted battle. Lao Jun's legs softened, hating that he was not so fully prepared, but he was unwilling to leave like this. After thinking about it, he said:

"Xiaoguan, you and I know the meaning of our coming, and it's not a matter to spend it here. In this case, you can talk to the monkey in a moment, but I have something I need from you, and you have to help me. ”

"Please speak, Lao Jun. ”

"This is a matter of personal privacy, or shall we change places?"

When Guanyin heard that there was gossip, she immediately became interested. The two of them left the monkey teacher and student and left, and the monkey looked at it, yes, the gossip faction has always been invincible all over the world, let's still practice our monkey boxing, not the monkey ruler. At the moment, he started serious education work again, hey, he only beat Yang Qi's ass and his ass, and sure enough, there was a master-apprentice statue.

Let's say that Laojun Guanyin found a secluded place, and Laojun bowed his hand and said:

"Xiaoguan, this is all bad fate, when I was young, I only knew how to play with fire, and all I played was debt!"

"That year, my avenue was first formed, and it can be described as a peerless style and a champion of skills. Footprints all over the world, preaching our Taoist teachings, and magnifying our Taoist sects. ”

"On this day, I came to the country of Qiuci in the Western Regions, although it is located in the middle of nowhere, but the people's hearts are to the Buddha, and the treasure temples are all over the place. When I came here to give a lecture, I also gathered some civilians to listen, and soon it spread to the palace. At that time, King Qiuzi happened to go out of the palace to meet the Tianzhu Master Kumarosh, and he did not return for a long time, only her sister Tisha was in the palace. ”

"When Princess Natisha heard that a pagan monk was giving a lecture on the altar, she wanted to give me a lecture and debate, so that I could retreat in the face of difficulties, so as to show the grandeur of Buddhism and the magnificence of Buddhism. I was invited to debate on the altar by setting up an altar in the palace, and I was very beautiful and elegant, and the princess was also handsome, hearty and generous. I want to see each other, and I have three points of admiration. ”

"The two of us quoted scriptures and classics, and we were on a par with each other. In this way, I debated for three days in a row, and it was also my thousand years of practice that I had a slight upper hand. The princess was not angry, but left me in the palace and asked me to explain morality and practice my Taoist mysticism. After coming and going, the feelings were secretly knotted, but I devoted myself to the Tao, and I didn't want to mislead my great cause because of the love of my children, so I pressed this budding love and prepared to leave this place one day to end this relationship. ”

"On that day, I told the princess that I was leaving, and I was going to resign. When the princess heard this, she burst into tears, but she did not try to keep it, but only wanted to set up a feast for me. I saw that she was like a pear blossom with rain, and my heart ached, so I answered her. ”

At the banquet, she only said that we would meet again after this separation, and drank with me again and again, and drank the strong wine like clear water, which made my heart like a knife. I felt ashamed of her, so I had to get drunk with her, so I drank the wine in the palace, and I don't know what I did later......"

"When I wake up, I will find ...... Hey, I saw that Tisha was smiling and sleeping sweetly. But how did she know that I was the incarnation of the Three Qings, and that I should preach widely throughout my life, and I couldn't be fettered. I knew that I would be forever defeated by her, and I felt guilty, so I left one of my banana double fans, the banana Xuanyin fan, to her, and shed tears and drifted away. ”

"Since then, that incident has weighed on my heart like a big stone, and it has failed Princess Tisha for my cause, and it has always made me sleep. So I tried to inquire about Tisha, and I was relieved to learn that she was married to Nakumarosh and had a son. ”

"The inquirer casually said that the son of Tisha was born to make the three flavors of true fire, and I was so shocked that I almost broke my heart. So I tried to send two pills of Nine Zhuan Jindan to her mother and son, but the person who conveyed it did not explain clearly how to take Jindan, and as soon as I took it, Jindan became an immortal and remained on the face forever, causing the child's appearance to stay at the age of eight. Hey, it makes me feel more and more guilty. ”

"Just now the Bodhisattva mentioned that there is still a shortage of a good boy under his disciples, so he wants to ask Xiaoguan Bodhisattva to do a favor and bring the son of Natisha into your family. It's not that I don't want to take him to heaven, it's that he will be really hot, and I'm afraid that others will be suspicious and discuss. You just said that you want to take the little doll with the monkey into your door, listen to my advice, it's better to avoid it. ”

"In any case, please help me in this matter, Bodhisattva, let me know this matter, I thank you in advance. ”

The Bodhisattva was greatly moved by what Lao Jun had said, so he agreed, and the two discussed how to do this. I saw that the old gentleman's tears of joy were about to fall, and he bowed his hands again and again, and said:

"Thank you so much Xiaoguan Bodhisattva, I will go separately with the Great Holy Path, and then you can talk to him slowly. ”

When the two returned, the monkey stopped physically punishing the student, and he was also curious about the actions of the old monarch and the bodhisattva. I only heard the old gentleman wave his hand to him in a chic manner, and said:

"Monkey! I've brought the greetings from the Heavenly Palace, and I have to rush back to eat dumplings, so let's go." ”

Then he drove away satisfied, whether he was glad that his own matter was settled, or whether he was sure of the monkey's matter?

What did the Bodhisattva talk to the monkey?