Chapter Eighty-Three: Rhetoric Deceives Foolishness
In a bamboo forest, Xiaochen, Song Yuanjian, and Song Zhekun came here, and Xiaochen said: "Come out, it's safe here." ”
I heard a sound, and suddenly a person burst out, it was a lark.
Xiaochen said: "I don't know what you are looking for me urgently?"
Skylark said: "People just haven't seen the young master for some time, and they miss it very much, can't I want to see the young master?"
After speaking, the lark showed a charming smile on his face, and leaned towards Xiaochen's arms, but Xiaochen flashed sideways, causing the lark to flutter into the air and almost fall to the ground.
The lark looked at Xiaochen with a ruthless face, and asked, "Is the young master angry?" It seems that the young master has no place for the lark in his heart. ”
Xiaochen said: "I only hope you had better understand one thing first. ”
"Oh, what's the matter?"
"You better remember that when I am a woman, you are a woman, I am not when you are a woman, you are just a subordinate of mine, I think you should know what that means. ”
Xiaochen is really angry, now is the critical time for the implementation of the plan, and there can be no chaos. If you take the liberty of meeting with the Skylark because of some inconsequential things, if you are discovered by Kyaukyue, then all the previous plans for the Cold Moon Palace will be in vain.
"If there's nothing to do, I'll leave, remember that there's nothing you have to see in the future, and don't just call me out to meet. ”
The lark was also angry, thinking that he did not hesitate to betray the cold moon palace and the bright moon palace lord for the man in front of him, but now that the novelty has passed, he can't help but regret it a little when he thinks that he has this attitude.
"Can't I come to you without something? I don't think you're a very important thing, I think it's more important to me than anything else, and since it's not a thing to you, then I don't think there's anything else. ”
Xiaochen heard what the lark said, and now she still has the value of use, so she couldn't bear the anger in her heart for the time being, turned around, and her attitude changed a lot in an instant, and she stepped forward with a smile, and gently stroked the lark's delicate and smooth face with her hand.
"What are you talking about, I was in a bad mood just now, and I hope Yun'er don't take it to heart, I swear that it was really unintentional just now, if you lie, the sky ......"
The lark hurriedly blocked Xiaochen's mouth with his hand, not wanting her to continue, and plunged into Xiaochen's arms, Xiaochen slowly hugged her tightly, and the lark felt extremely happy.
Song Yuanjian in the distance looked at the ground in amazement, and his eyes couldn't take his eyes off it. Turning his head to Song Zhekun, he said, "Why didn't Lao Tzu find out how women in this world are so easy to coax?"
Song Zhekun said: "What the hell do you know? To be honest, those vulgar fans you know, don't give them to Lao Tzu." ”
Song Yuanjian said with a smile: "This is also, once those mothers-in-law are coquettish, they will always do the same, they just need silver to coax them back, and today I remembered that Lao Tzu is at a loss." ”
Song Zhekun said disdainfully: "Cut." ”
Song Yuanjian said: "Song Monkey, no other Lao Tzu is convinced of you, it's your infatuation with Zeng Qin that makes me admire it, Lao Tzu just can't understand that you and the woman surnamed Zeng obviously love each other, why can't they be together?"
"Dead fatty, you'll never understand. ”
Don't pretend to be a saint in front of Lao Tzu, there are men with flowers in this world, then there are women who like men with flowers, radish and sauerkraut, each has his own love, and don't talk about your mother's big truths in front of Lao Tzu. ”
"Fuck you dead fat man, I'm too lazy to play the piano to the cow. ”
"It doesn't matter if you play the piano to the cow or the pig, don't play the piano to the old man anyway, if you can't think of playing the piano in front of Lao Tzu that day, Lao Tzu must use the piano as firewood. ”
Song Zhekun didn't bother to reason with Song Yuanjian, and felt that Song Yuanjian was like a woman who didn't play anymore, so he took the initiative to avoid it, but Song Yuanjian was not happy, and he wanted to quarrel with him. Song Zhekun, who was walking in front, nodded towards Xiaochen, and the two had the same mind.
Xiaochen asked the lark in his arms, "They have already gone far, what important information can you tell me now." ”
"Can't the young master let Yun'er stay in the young master's arms for a while?"
"If the relationship between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? If the delay is too long, if you are discovered by the bright moon, our future will be ruined. For the sake of our future, I still have to wronged you a lot. ”
These words are really useful, the lark stood in front of Xiaochen, Xiaochen touched her cheek, and there was infinite tenderness that could not be spoken.
"Say, Yun'er, what good news did you bring me this time?"
"There are three main things?"
Xiaochen asked excitedly, "What are the three things?"
"The first thing is that the demon girl Huang Zhenhong has gone to the Cold Moon Palace with the three swords that she took away from Nangong Villa with Han Ruizhuo, as if she had reached some conditions with the Lord of the Bright Moon Palace. ”
"What other conditions can there be, it's nothing more than exchanging a sword for a hiding place, no wonder the two of them can't be found on the rivers and lakes for so many days, it turns out that they are hiding in the Cold Moon Palace, what about this second one?"
"The second thing is that the palace master of Jiaoyue knows that the whereabouts of Gong Xingwen in Wudang are in the Yunnan Palace, and orders the two envoys of Tianxing and Linyu to kill Gong Xingwen, and then retrieve Wudang's Tai Chi Method. ”
"This Jiaoyue really hit the plan, when she really retrieves Wudang's Tai Chi Method, she will finally know that she just made a wedding dress for us, this time you did a good job, what about the third thing?"
The lark hesitated, as if worried about something.
Xiaochen said, "What's wrong?
Skylark said: "The rain envoy of the Cold Moon Palace knows the relationship between me and the young master, and I may never see the young master again at any time." ”
Xiaochen was very excited after hearing this, how could she let this woman do something bad?
"Didn't you just say that she and Tianxing had already gone to Yunnan to take the heart?"
"Indeed, but when the rain messenger returns, it is inevitable that there will be many dreams at night. ”
Xiaochen comforted: "You don't have to worry about this, sooner or later, there will be a battle between my Chivalrous Mountain Villa and Cold Moon Palace, since her return is a threat, then I will not let her come back." ”
The lark exclaimed, "Could it be ......?"
Xiaochen nodded at her.
"Yun'er, you go back first, the sooner we implement our plan, the sooner we will be together. ”
The lark glanced at Xiaochen, seeing that he didn't have the slightest intention of retaining, he couldn't help but feel a little lost, although the words on the man's lips were good, but God knows what kind of wishful thinking was in his heart, and the lark gradually understood something in his heart.
As soon as the lark left, Xiaochen went to find the two Song Protectors, and the two Song Protectors didn't know why they were arguing about things.
Xiaochen approached and heard Song Yuanjian say: "Friends are used to sell, and women are used to play with, just like cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, isn't it right?"
Song Zhekun said: "Die, don't bother Lao Tzu, you said such things, it's just a pig and a dog." ”
"Yo, you're pretty fucking right, like you're better than a pig or a dog. ”
"How do you talk to this dead fat man? Explain it clearly to Lao Tzu today, I can't say it clearly, Lao Tzu and you are not finished today!" This time Song Zhekun was more serious.
Song Yuanjian was not afraid of him, and said loudly: "Say that you are not as good as pigs and dogs, you are not convinced, you are not as good as pigs and dogs, you have pigs and strong land? You have dogs that run fast? You have pigs that eat more? You have dog noses? So every time you say that Lao Tzu is inferior to pigs and dogs, Lao Tzu will not refute you, because Lao Tzu is not as good as pigs and dogs!"
Song Zhekun's heart suddenly became angry, and he was just about to scold.
"You ......"
"Hahaha" came to Xiaochen's laughter, "There is really nothing wrong with what Song Da Dharma Protector said, Song Er Dharma Protector should not look down on them because they are beasts and can't speak human words, often some people speak human words but are not as good as animals." ”
The two Song Protectors said the same thing: "Young master." ”
Xiaochen said: "Now that there is a big movement in the Cold Moon Palace recently, let's go back to the Chivalry Mountain Villa to make preparations first." ”
They both replied at the same time, "Yes." ”
In the meeting hall of the Chivalry Villa, there are still only the Xiao father and son.
Xiaochen said: "Now Emei, Kunlun, Kongtong, Huashan's heart method in hand, with the ability of the Cold Moon Palace, this time I will go to Yunnan to obtain Wudang's Tai Chi heart method, Tianya, Wuya, Soul Chasing, Cangyue Four Swords are in the Cold Moon Palace, plus the ice heart of the bright moon, the conditions for opening the gate of heaven are only Shaolin's Yijin Sutra and Zhuge Kongming's Eight Array Diagram Ruins, but Shaolin Temple is the source of martial arts, that is, even the demon girl Huang Zhenhong who picked the Central Plains martial arts was defeated in the hands of the four holy monks of Shaolin's wordless generation, how easy is it to get the Yijin Sutra?"
Xiao Xiangzi stroked his beard and laughed, Xiao Chen didn't know what Xiao Xiangzi meant.
"I wonder why my father is laughing?"
Xiao Xiangzi didn't answer, turned around and took out an ancient sheepskin. Bite your fingers with your mouth, a drop of blood drops down from your fingertips, and falls in the center of the sheepskin, the blood quickly spreads, and the handwriting on the sheepskin gradually appears, and the five big characters on the top are written "Shaolin Yijin Jing".
Seeing this, Xiaochen was speechless for a long time in surprise.
"This ...... This ......"
"I don't have to make a fuss, this is what the ancestors of my Xiao family left for us, and the reason for this is not very glorious, but those who become big things are not informal, you should still understand this truth. ”
"Of course the child understands, so there is only Zhuge Kongming's Eight Array Diagram left?"
A few days ago, the thousand-faced scholar Qing Huaen told him that the three places known to the world had been destroyed, not the location of the Heavenly Gate, and the other two places could not be verified, which was very troublesome.
"Father, what's wrong?"
"The other two ruins are places of right and wrong, the thousand-faced scholar said that there are five ruins in the world, but unfortunately there are only two left, one is on the top of Kunlun Mountain, and one is at the bottom of the Yangtze River.
Xiaochen said: "Father, don't worry, that thousand-faced scholar I know where he is, and it's inconvenient to startle the snake now." ”
"How?"
"Didn't my father find out that Yu Yong, the ghost in the fog, and the thousand-faced scholar disappeared about the same time?"
Xiao Xiangzi suddenly realized, and the two laughed.