Chapter 172: When Death Comes9
After the fifth member woke up, he must have raped Lao Zihui, of course, this kind of thing will definitely be regarded as an idiot, like Lao Zihui, if he doesn't do anything to others, everything is already fine, and he can still be raped?
But Lao Zihui is indeed a sign of rape on the surface, but why is this happening......
The fifth member can simply win the real-life Darwin Award, which is also a type of person in the human race who has a step to die, their death has improved the genetic circle of human beings, so as not to make human beings develop in the direction of stupidity and death, and has been made into a movie abroad, the name is also called the Darwin Award, and some directors were inspired by the Darwin Award to make "a thousand ways to die". Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Even among the thousand ways to die, Wu Ling had never seen a way to die like Lao Zihui.
A large part of it is because the fifth member is not tall and strong, why can he pounce on Lao Zihui? And even if he is knocked down, the death is too unbearable.
At least Wu Ling couldn't stand it, a big man was lying naked and "naked" in a pool of blood, the reason was because he was raped, which is logically inexplicable. With Ding's small strength, can't Genhe stop this scene from going on?
Since Wu Ling met Xiaojing Robot, he always felt that this world was not as complicated as he imagined, at most it was a third-rate world, science and technology were developed, but there was no advanced degree of human rights and the environment at all, and what was even more suspicious was the continent at an altitude of 10,000 meters, such a huge land, there was no sign of human survival, if it was in the primitive period, Wu Ling believed that such a plan was reasonable, and the footprints of human beings were not enough to step into the sky.
Obviously, given the level of technology in this world, this cannot be the case.
Human beings have had a strong desire to explore since ancient times, from the food around them to the Milky Way of the solar system.
There's a ghost here!
"What's the matter with the sixth member, he's also dead. Wu Ling asked again.
Ding Xiaoxiao took off her glasses and said jokingly: "Don't worry about him, it is said that it has now reached the end of the plot of the sixth member's awakening, according to the practice of the main god, the seventh is about to start, let's talk about the things you encountered in the outside world first, I will analyze and analyze." “
Well, since things have happened, Wu Ling didn't mean to blame them, the most important thing for a team is trust, without trust, nothing can be done.
"I first searched like a headless fly, and found that there was a huge land in the distance, and the land was moving slowly at an altitude of 10,000 meters. “
"Uh-huh. “
Xiaoxiao frowned, as if he was thinking about something, he didn't seem to be so cute without glasses, it was Wu Ling's illusion? Ding Xiaoxiao vaguely exuded not the immature feeling of a one-year-old baby, but like the old feeling of a lonely old man, and the dark aura of emptiness and horror flashed around him.
Wu Ling still swept this change from him, he didn't bring it up, this was an innate instinct of Wu Ling, he couldn't say this.
"Anything else?"
"I met a robot, a familiar person, she was my person on the side of the Lord God Elder. “
Xiao Xiao was shocked and wondered, "Oh?"
"Well, she pretended to exist in Xiaojing, hacked into the main god's system, and programmed it that required me to react at the right time before I could start the program. ”
Wu Ling responded, "So I have experienced seven repetitions of the plot, but I can get some information, but the last thing in the information is that the big bull is our last resort to break the formation." ”
"Where is the big cow?" Bei Lingzi replied, Wu Ling could see a sense of boredom in her lazy eyes, this is not like a state that an elder can show, especially for an elder who has studied Lingzi's martial arts, it is impossible for this kind of mental outlook to appear.
Lingzi Martial Arts keeps Elder Bei's face at a young level, and every one will not have any sense of fatigue even if he is busy and anxious, which is another benefit of Lingzi Martial Arts.
"In the end, the time was too rushed, and Xiao Jing didn't say it, so we can only guess. ”
There is no way, it is not easy for Xiao Jing to sneak into the main god space, so even if there is not enough information revealed, Wu Ling is extremely grateful.
In other words, the big bull is an important clue to break the game this time. Bei Lingzi replied again.
"It's a pity that I didn't find out the location of the big bull in the end. ”
Wu Ling lowered his head, a little helpless, compared to breaking the formation, finding the big cow is a big problem in front of him, "Ding Xiaoxiao, do you have any props that can be used to find things? That is, do you have any props to find the big bull." ”
"No, I didn't exchange it in the space of the detective main god before, so there is no way to ......" Xiao Xiao shook his head, Wu Ling watched, and then a flash of inspiration, doesn't the little earth cat and mouse have a sensitive nose? Maybe the little guy can help find it!
"What about the cat and mouse? Release him, it might be able to help. Wu Ling said excitedly.
Xiao Xiao hesitated for a while, his movements were a little sluggish, but finally he released the earth cat and mouse.
As soon as the little guy appeared, he began to crawl towards the ice cream on the table, taking the people present as air, Wu Ling walked towards him with a smile, this trip was serious, and it was the time when he was needed.
Wu Ling picked up the earth cat and mouse and asked, "Little guy, can you help me find someone?"
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"It says you have to have the smell of something unfamiliar before you can find it. Xiaoxiao became a translator and explained to Wu Ling.
The smell seems to be a big thing, where to find the smell of the cow now?
"Ordinary genius geographies are surrounded by unusual vegetation, and native cats and mice are all over the vegetation, so finding genius geographies doesn't require me to take out the smell for them to smell. "But something like looking for a big cow...... Hard. ”
Wu Ling thought, if it is a smell, he can come up with a few, such as the Yanmen duck that the big cow has eaten, at least there will be the smell of duck meat on the body, when he led Ling Tianxiang back to the wild goose hall, he passed by the gentleman Yanmen, and the local cats and mice and the little ones had eaten the Yanmen duck, so looking for the big cow can be considered from the details of the Yanmen duck.
"Little guy, do you remember the Yanmen duck you ate at that time?"
The little earth cat and mouse licked their mouths, a feeling of unfinished business, and nodded vigorously.
"It's right to have a feeling, you try to find some nearest directions through that duck smell to see if the big cow is there. ”
Xiaoxiao was a little stunned and replied, "That's fine......
Wu Ling smiled bitterly: "Xiaoxiao, aren't you a member of the Mensa organization, why didn't you think of this little trick, haha, is it that the seven hundred and twenty episodes of detective plots are all passed by you knowing the results and the murderer in advance." ”
The little earth cat and mouse continued to nod and motioned to try as much as possible, Wu Ling was like taking a reassuring pill, there was a play!
"Then the search for the big cow is left to you. Wu Ling patted it on the head, and then it lowered it to the ground and let it run away.
The little guy worked very hard, picked his head, sniffed vigorously, and disappeared in front of everyone in a short time.
Xiao Xiao stared at the departure of the earth cat and mouse, and his mood seemed to be a lot more relaxed, Wu Ling noticed the figure of Xiao Xiao's sigh, and thought that the plot had developed so far, and he needed to put all the heavy responsibilities on the earth cat and mouse, which was really a little aggrieved.
"The plot begins, the seventh member is about to wake up, we only have seven chances, and the little one doesn't know if he can find it. ”
Wu Ling muttered, at this time, there was already a slight figure on the ground in the distance, and everyone knew that the seventh member was about to wake up.
"I'm rubbing, am I dreaming, it's a template for the road to survival!"
The awakening of the seventh member set the mood in the scene, and his angry tone swept away the originally condensed air.
"You should be the trick in my dream, to put it bluntly, it's MPC, haha, Lao Tzu can finally be awesome once, go to work for his grandmother, here Lao Tzu is king. ”
Wu Ling was blatant, such a sense of substitution was simply in the late stage of the second middle disease, where did the mechanical master god go to find these strange things.
Of course, it can be met in such a coincidental situation, how can it be met if it is not strange, everything is not a coincidence of coincidences, and there is a pair of invisible hands behind it operating in secret.
"I don't think he's like everyone else, at least he doesn't shout and kill. ”
After Wu Ling said this, he regretted it a little. The man suddenly shouted: "Come on, I will be the master, kill all those who disobey me, where is the golden finger, appear quickly, I look forward to it." ”
"Well, when I didn't say it. ”
The sound of ding dong sounded, and Wu Ling understood that this was the main god who was looking for words.
"Death is coming, what will you do?"
Wu Ling was looking forward to what kind of words he would say, only to hear him sobbing, holding his stomach in his hands, and laughing desperately, "Poof, hahahaha...... I'm still in the crescent moon, believe it or not, I'll show you. ”
"I've been in the Jianghu Internet café for many years, and I haven't added any limelight, not to mention the Grim Reaper, Sword Art Online Lao Tzu can clear the customs, the thin man is me, I am the thin man, there is no game I can't pass the customs perfectly. ”
Wu Ling finally understood that this person was a person who was addicted to the Internet, commonly known as the thousand-year-old Internet worm, Thin Ziwu, this name was very suitable for him.
Not only did he thin as a bolt of lightning, but it was also a juncture, probably because he was in a hurry to play the game, and his wigs were reversed, and he was dull and hadn't even noticed it.
"Death is coming, what will you do?"
It was different from before, perhaps because of the seventh plot, Wu Ling was able to hear the answer of the main god.
Originally, the appearance of the thin man Wu added some joy to Wu Ling, and now the main god also asked more than ever before, which made the main god's heart deflated.
The thin man Wu held his head on his head, crossed Erlang's legs, and yelled: "I fucking owe the god of death two hundred and fifty yuan, can I use it to appear in my dreams......?
If Wu Ling hadn't held back, he would have laughed.
This kind of Internet café stays in the Internet café every day, day and night, eating, drinking, and Lazar are in the Internet café, day and night are reversed, I don't know when it's day, when it's night, the Grim Reaper in my mouth is just one of the many fox friends in the real world, and the nickname is Death.
Coincidentally, the thin man didn't seem to wake up, and he always regarded the current world as a dream.
But have you ever dreamed of a person who is more handsome than you in a dream? Wu Ling and Thin Ziwu are simply one in the sky and one in the ground, and the chance of people who know each other dreaming of each other is very small, and they are not cute to Wu Ling.
"This guy is really funny, it's not enough to entertain himself, it is estimated that as long as the Grim Reaper's question is not answered, the plot will not develop so fast, thank God, to be able to meet such a strange person in the seventh member, it is already the existence of the ancestral tomb with green smoke. Wu Ling breathed a sigh of relief and said lightly.
"Not necessarily, maybe when he understands his situation, he will know that this is all true. Xiao Xiao sarcastically said for no reason.
Wu Ling was speechless, what a pessimist.
"Damn, isn't this too real, I see how the blood on the ground feels dizzy. Skinny Gogo exclaimed.
It turned out that the thin man had a slight fainting of blood, so it was inevitable that there would be a little reaction in body and mind to the bloody dead on the ground, "Huhu." He shook his head, ignoring the people on the ground.
He tiptoed to Wu Ling's table, as if he had broken into someone else's house, he was like a thief, he seemed to rub Ding's little tall hat, "I'm rubbing, what kind of chic MPC is this, I'm really a genius, I can imagine it." ”
"Death is coming, what will you do?"
The words of the main god sounded again, Wu Ling felt the helplessness of the main god for the first time, and he was really relieved, this is really a strange space that needs strange people to rectify, the original terrifying dialogue, appeared on the thin man, it was like meeting a clown, and he couldn't match it at all.
"Don't touch me. Little retorted.
"Yo, and ...... temper" Thin Ziwu was startled, jumped away, and came to Wu Ling's side.
The thin man looked at Wu Ling and Bei Lingzi, and then said: "Grandma's, MPC is really handsome, that woman is also beautiful, I am really a genius, such dreams can come true." ”
Bei Lingzi was a little indignant, and replied, "Noise." ”
"Yo, this girl's setting is really like my grandma, my grandma has liked to say such things since she was a child, but I didn't expect my impression of my grandma to be so strong that I reflected it deeply in my sleep. ”
Thin Ziwu clapped his hands, constantly sighing that his genius was able to show such a real dream.
Just when everyone was paying attention to Skinny Ziwu, the little earth cat and mouse actually returned!
At the same time, Xiaoxiao and Wu Ling said in unison: "You...... How did you come back!" (To be continued.) )