Chapter 397: Gifts are still exchanged
This research is a thousand years.
One day in the sky, one face on the earth, 365 days a year, 365,000 years have passed on the earth!
No one bothered Du Feng, and Du Feng didn't know anything going on in the outside world.
On this day, Du Feng in the Five Elements Immortal Mansion finally smiled.
I walked into countless misunderstandings, and came out of them, only to realize that the original immortal energy is not much different from the aura.
The method of absorption is the same, only a slight change in the exercises is required!
Now that I've changed the exercises, I'll try my current effect!
Thinking that Du Feng was directly running the exercises, the air flow suddenly surged towards Du Feng.
That's right, that's it!
I didn't expect that I would be able to open up my own exercises in the lower realm, and I could also open up my own exercises in the immortal realm!
Moreover, the cultivation of the immortal realm is not as complicated as the lower realm, and there is no need to build a foundation, form a pill, transform into an infant, and so on.
You only need to absorb immortal qi and break through the bottleneck of physical limitations!
Suddenly, Du Feng frowned, cultivation alone is still too slow, there are spiritual veins in the lower realm, and I don't know if there are immortal veins in the immortal realm......
Anyway, I've got to find something to suck!
What are you looking for......
Du Feng's eyes suddenly lit up, he stood up directly, raised his hand and released two video game consoles, and strode away.
As soon as he opened the door of the Five Elements Immortal Mansion, Du Feng was directly stunned, good guy, he saw golden dots floating everywhere outside the door.
Du Feng grabbed one, and the golden dot suddenly slipped out of Du Feng's hand and turned into a line of small golden characters: Du Feng, Brother Du, why haven't you come out yet, I have already played with that little overlord game console and smoked, can you give me another one?
Du Feng shook his head and smiled, grabbed a golden dot again, and another line of small words appeared: Brother Du, why haven't you come out yet, it's been more than a hundred years, but you have shown your face......
Du Feng lost his patience, and directly shook his hand with a burst of cotton and force to brush all the gold dots, and suddenly countless small golden characters appeared, Du Feng glanced at it, and it turned out that it was all sent by Nezha to himself!
Du Feng touched his nose and sighed, he didn't have time to pay attention to that little kid now, it was important to find something to suck!
Thinking that Du Feng left the Five Elements Immortal Mansion directly, he traveled all the way to the Tushi Palace, only to see the two children of gold and silver sitting by the Dan furnace dozing.
The corners of Du Feng's mouth curled into a wicked smile: "Golden horns, silver horns!"
The gold and silver children suddenly opened their eyes, glanced at each other incredibly, and at the same time turned their heads to look at Du Feng, and suddenly a surprised smile appeared on their two little faces: "Du Feng!"
Du Feng walked into Tushi Palace with a smile: "Why are you so boring?"
"No, it's ...... to suffocate to death by burning a fire here every day," the golden horn complained.
Du Feng smiled: "Just go out and take a walk!"
Silver Horn sighed: "Go out and go around, no one burns this fire!"
"And when Master comes back, if he finds out that we are not there, he will definitely punish us!" Silver Horn said aggrievedly.
Du Feng said sympathetically: "It's so pitiful, I was so abused at such a young age." ”
Saying that, Du Feng waved his hand: "You go out to play, I'll help you light the fire, if Lao Jun comes back, I'll say that I will help me do things for me earlier!"
The golden horn and the silver horn glanced at each other, and looked at Du Feng in surprise: "Really?"
Du Feng glanced blankly: "Can't you two still believe me?"
"Trustworthy, trustworthy!" the golden horns and silver horns continued to be headed.
Du Feng waved his hand: "Go! The door of my Xianfu is open, and there are two video game consoles inside, you can go play!"
"Video game console?" "Golden Horn and Silver Horn looked puzzled. Du Feng smiled mysteriously: "It's very fun!"
The golden horn and the silver horn suddenly looked yearning, and the golden horn looked at the Dan furnace with some concern, but was pulled up by the silver horn: "Let's go, there will be nothing wrong with Du Feng watching!"
Jin Jiao gritted his teeth: "Let's go!"
So, the two boys of Golden Horn and Silver Horn couldn't wait to run out of the Tushi Palace.
I couldn't see the two boys of gold and silver at all. Du Feng rushed to the gate of Tushi Palace, glanced around, quickly closed the gate of Tushi Palace, and looked back at the rows of shelves with porcelain bottles, and the corners of Du Feng's mouth flowed out of crystal liquid.
These are all elixirs, elixirs!
Du Feng added some lips, turned into a stream shadow and came to a shelf, couldn't wait to pick up a porcelain bottle, uncork it and pour it into his mouth!
But suddenly, Du Feng was stunned, he thought that the porcelain bottle would pour out the elixir, but he didn't expect that nothing would be poured out!
Du Feng hurriedly looked into the porcelain vase, only to see that the porcelain vase was empty, and there was nothing!
Du Feng was sweating wildly, it turned out to be an empty one......
Du Feng hurriedly picked up a porcelain bottle next to him, opened the cork and saw that it was still empty!
Could it be that the bottles on this shelf are all empty?
Du Feng hurriedly ran to a shelf next to him, picked up a porcelain bottle and opened it to see that it was still empty!
I still don't believe it! Sun Wukong can steal the elixir to eat, and agarwood can also steal the elixir to eat, and if I come to steal it, it will all be empty!
Du Feng quickly opened the porcelain vase on each cabinet, Du Feng was a little desperate, without exception, all of them were empty!
I don't believe me yet!
Du Feng quickly opened the bottles one by one, and opened all the porcelain bottles in the entire Tushi Palace and looked at them! Du Feng was desperate, they were all empty!
No, it can't be! Where did the elixir go?
Du Feng rushed to the side of the Dan furnace in a few steps, opened the Dan furnace and saw that there were thumb-sized pills lying neatly in the Dan furnace. Du Feng finally smiled, and reached out to take it!
"Are you going to steal my Dan?"
"Of course!" Du Feng blurted out, but suddenly, Du Feng's mind was empty, and he stiffened his neck and turned his head to look at it, Du Feng was stunned.
The old man in front of him, dressed in a white gossip robe, with crane hair and a childish face, and holding a dust, Du Feng couldn't be more familiar with it, isn't this the Taiqing Taishang Laojun on the portrait of Sanqing enshrined in the Nether?
Du Feng smiled awkwardly: "That...... I ......"
Du Feng suddenly had an idea: "Senior brother!"
"Division...... Senior brother?" Taishang Laojun was stunned. Du Feng hurriedly said: "Yes, senior brother, I am your junior brother!"
Taishang Laojun was even more confused: "Senior brother?"
Du Feng nodded: "Don't you know me?"
Taishang Laojun looked at Du Feng's face very carefully: "Are you Tongtian?"
Du Feng said depressedly: "You only have Tongtian in your heart, I am your little junior brother Du Feng!"
The second monk of the Taishang Laojun was puzzled: "Little junior brother, when did the master accept you as a disciple, why don't I know?"
Du Feng hurriedly explained: "I was in the Nether Realm that day, and Master Tuo Ziya's nephew came to guide me to practice, don't you know?"
Taishang Laojun suddenly realized: "In this way, you can indeed be regarded as my junior brother!"
Du Feng hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey: "Senior brother, I came to visit you specifically! You see, I also brought you a lot of gifts!"
Saying that, Du Feng raised his hand and summoned a large number of large bags and small bags, Taishang Laojun looked at the things released by Du Feng suspiciously, and then looked at the porcelain vases all over the ground in the Tushi Palace, and said dumbfounded: "Senior brother, are you sure you are here to visit me?"
Du Feng looked embarrassed: "That...... Actually, that's the case, I'm here to visit you, you're not here, plus I have studied your Dan Dao inheritance in the Nether Realm, so I have a special hobby for pills, so I can't help but want to look at the elixir you refined, Senior Brother, who knows that I haven't seen a single pill!"
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard: "You said so much, it shows that you are not here to steal the pill, right?"
Du Feng nodded: "Of course, how could I steal the pill? I want the pill, I just ask the senior brother for it? And I won't ask the senior brother for the pill, I still know the truth that it is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish!"
Taishang Laojun pointed at Du Feng, angry and funny: "You, you, you are really clever, if you don't steal the pill, how can the second child of gold and silver not be in the Tushi Palace?"
Du Feng said depressedly: "Our senior brothers, don't say it's so ugly to steal or not, yours is not mine, mine is not still mine!"
The muscles on Taishang Laojun's face trembled, and he was thundered blue and red. Du Feng hurriedly picked up the packaging bag on the ground: "Senior brother, come and see what good things I have brought you, there is a ZIPPO lighter, this is Armani's suit, you can quickly change it and see if it fits!"
Seeing that Taishang Laojun was unmoved, Du Feng directly stepped forward and put the suit on Taishang Laojun's body, and after looking at it, he directly snatched the dust from Taishang Laojun's hand, shook it casually, took out a black clutch bag for Taishang Laojun to hold, and took a look: "Why do I think something is missing......
Du Feng's eyes lit up, picked up a pair of sunglasses and put them on Taishang Laojun, and then took out a cigar for Taishang Laojun to put in his mouth, took a few steps back and looked at it: "Hmm...... Handsome, but handsome!"
Saying that, Du Feng summoned a mirror to the old gentleman on the stage: "Do you look handsome?"
Taishang Laojun looked in the mirror for a while, and said for a long time: "What are you kid going to do?"
"It's all said, I came to visit you with gifts!" Du Feng said as he should.
The old man smiled, his body disappeared from the suit, Du Feng's sunglasses, cigars, clutch bag, and suit fell to the ground, and Taishang Laojun returned to standing in front of Du Feng with a dust: "There are friends from afar, I am very happy, please be like a seat!"
Taishang Laojun disappeared in front of Du Feng after speaking, Du Feng looked around, and saw that the porcelain vase that was thrown by Du Feng had returned to the shelf, and Taishang Laojun was sitting on a futon next to the Dan furnace and facing the Dan furnace.
Du Feng hurriedly ran to Taishang Laojun's side, directly pulled over a futon and sat down: "Senior brother, I heard that Lao Tzu is your incarnation?"
Taishang Laojun nodded: "Exactly!"
Du Feng exhaled: "Then do you remember that you have a disciple named Confucius?"
Taishang Laojun looked at Du Feng with some doubts: "Remember, what?"
Du Feng smiled proudly: "I have heard an allusion to Confucius, Confucius received disciples at home to open the altar to give lectures, which attracted the attention of Lu Qigong, and often lectured in the palace, Yang Hu, the head of the Ji Mansion, went to visit Confucius, Confucius excused himself, once Yang Hu specially left a roast suckling pig for Confucius, and finally got Confucius's return visit, do you know why Confucius visited Yang Hu?"
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and laughed: "You kid, this is a roundabout reminder that I want to exchange courtesies!"
Du Feng smiled awkwardly: "No...... I didn't mean that, I'm not asking you for advice, senior brother......"
"It is said that the ghost ghost, he stole my elixir and brought agarwood to steal my elixir, I didn't put all the elixir in the Tushi Palace, I didn't expect you to be a ghost with a slippery head, take a bunch of mortal products to talk to me about etiquette and exchanges...... Taishang Laojun said angrily.
Du Feng pursed his lips and said: "Brother Monkey or Agarwood, aren't they all acquiesced to you? With your ability, if you don't want them to get the elixir, can they eat it? Moreover, they are still outsiders, but I am your junior brother, and I am my own person! Yes, my parents are not there, and the eldest brother is the father and sister-in-law are the mother, you know that I am coming, so you still leave some empty bottles, pretending to turn a blind eye to Brother Monkey and Agarwood, can't you?"
Taishang Laojun raised his head and laughed: "You kid, how do you know that I know you're coming?"
Du Feng glanced at Taishang Laojun: "Aren't you people all unpredictable prophet......s?"
Taishang Laojun pointed at Du Feng angrily: "I really didn't know that you were coming!
Saying that, Taishang Laojun sighed: "Okay, I think that if I am not polite today, you will definitely go out to publicize that my Laojun does not know how to be polite and still communicate, and slander my reputation." ”
Du Feng said depressedly: "You know even what I think in my heart, and you still say that you can't be a prophet?"
Taishang Laojun shook his head and smiled: "You kid, I deduced from your character, not some unpredictable prophet, whether you believe it or not!
Saying that, Taishang Laojun's tone changed: "The house and the Dan furnace and the futon, as well as the cabinet and the medicine bottle, leave it for me!"
Du Feng looked around at the Tushi Palace, which only had futons, cabinets, medicine bottles, and Dan furnaces, and scratched his head for some reason: "There are only these things here, and you don't allow me to take anything, so how can you still be polite?"
"The exchange of gifts has been done, think about it slowly! Remember to call the gold and silver boy back to light the fire!" Taishang Laojun laughed and disappeared directly in front of Du Feng.
Du Feng looked around, and he was the only one left in the huge Tushi Palace, and the big bags and small bags released also disappeared in the distance, Du Feng thought that it should be Taishang Laojun who took it away.
Standing up, the second monk Du Feng was confused, and he couldn't take anything when he saw it. What does this Taishang Laojun mean?
No matter, let's go and eat the pill in the Dan furnace first!
Du Feng hurriedly rushed to the Dan furnace, uncovered the Dan furnace, and without saying a word, grabbed the pill and stuffed it into his mouth!
Swallowing all the pills in the furnace into his stomach like swallowing dates, Du Feng looked at Tushi Palace with some regret, if only those pills were also in those bottles......
Du Feng was a little disappointed and opened the door of the Tushi Palace and was about to leave, but Du Feng, who had just stepped out of the door, stopped abruptly, no! I can't just take such a little pill and leave, even if I can only take such a little pill, I can't take those things, I have to make a mess of the Tushi Palace!
Thinking about it, Du Feng turned around and entered the Tushi Palace directly, and kicked directly at the Dan furnace!
But at the moment when he was about to kick the Dan furnace, Du Feng closed his feet, no, the Dan furnace can't be kicked, Brother Monkey overturned the alchemy furnace back then, and a brick with embers turned into a flame mountain, making the Nether a place where there was no peace, what if I kicked down the Dan furnace and fell out of a brick?
Du Feng thought about it and gave up his plan to kick down the stove, strode to the shelf, and stared at the medicine bottle on the shelf viciously, since I can't take it away, I'll smash you!