Volume 1 The Mist of Birth Chapter 0624 The Problem of Husband Hijacking
Chang'e was so angry! How could Moonlight Niangniang say such a thing? The doppelganger was always by her side, what did he do?
The three eyes scanned the doppelganger several times with the vertical eye in the middle, and said, "It's the rabbit master!" and had to ask, "Hey—how did you move the sea?" Uncle didn't know how to reward you when he saw it? What a great hero! There hasn't been one in more than ten centuries. ”
The doppelganger was inexplicable, and he also wanted to take credit, so he struggled for a while in the hands of others and said: "This is how much brains I used to achieve it;
The more Guiniang and Gui Nick listened, the more angry they became, and raised their hands to the extreme, causing the doppelganger's head to bow to the bottom, and viciously ordered: "Take back the sea!"
There are many people who oppose this sentence, there are moonlight Niangniang, Chang'e, and three eyes, and they don't see the matchmaker and her doppelganger......
Chang'e was particularly excited, facing Guiniang and Gui Nick, she glared at her eyes and shouted: "What do you want to do?
Guiniang and Gui Nick looked at each other, didn't say a word, shrank their bodies, and fled with their clones......
The three eyes followed closely, and they plunged into the sea, and Chang'e's voice came from afar: "Erlang God - bring the rabbit master back!"
I don't know what kind of mentality the moonlight lady is? The sea can't move out, it has no effect on her, but she is worried about the rabbit owner......
Gui Nick and Gui Niang held their clones hostage, looked everywhere in a panic, looked one after another, still didn't find it, swam across the junction and didn't find it, and shouted at the top of their voices for a long time......
So, where did the Empress go?
In the distance, a small voice came, like the cry of three eyes swimming in water, getting closer and closer......
Guiniang and Gui Nick didn't answer, and they surfaced out of the sea with a kick and flew up...... After observing for a while, I noticed that the sea was moving very fast, and there were many big fish bouncing and moving along the way, and the ocean behind me was too big as if it hadn't moved at all, so where would the Empress be?
With a "whoosh", three eyes appeared on the surface of the water, staring at it from afar and shouting: "Hey, hand over the rabbit master! What are you holding people hostage?"
Gui sneered: "He is our husband, great fool - how can he not understand?"
The three eyes didn't believe it, kicked their legs, flew up, stopped in front of them and said, "There are a lot of robbers of men now, and men say ...... same thing."
The noble lady didn't want to hurt others, she just wanted the three eyes to understand: "We didn't know you when we met my husband, and I heard that there was a strange man who had a vertical eye on his forehead, which was quite scary! As long as he looked at it, he would have nightmares at night, afraid that that terrible eye would move to his forehead!"
"I don't know who is farting? Aren't your eyes terrifying? What if a flash of autumn waves seduces a man's soul?"
Guiniang and Gui Nick didn't want to listen to him talk nonsense, so they held their clones tightly and flew to the depths of the ocean, turning around and shouting: "Don't come here! We are all women, if we go to the Jade Emperor to join you, won't we become the second Zhu Bajie?"
The tears in the three eyes laughed: "Do you know who the Jade Emperor is?"
Guiniang and Gui Nick didn't want to answer at all, and flew farther and farther......
The three eyes flashed, and they stood in front of them and said, "I don't care where you go; you must leave the rabbit owner behind, otherwise, you're welcome!"
When Gui Nick heard this, he became angry and shouted: "What if you're not welcome? We didn't do anything? Do we want someone to take care of our husband?"
"But, Chang'e said, 'The rabbit owner is his,' and he wants me to take it back;
"Chang'e is not the Jade Emperor, so she doesn't need to carry out her orders! A dignified and upright man, being influenced by a woman, is too stupid! He should be like a man, and he won't become a stupid widower?"
The three eyes couldn't tell the woman clearly, stretched out a strong hand, firmly locked the neck of the doppelganger, and with a force, threw the noble lady and the noble nickname away, choked the neck and fled desperately......
The doppelganger felt tighter and tighter, and he was about to lose his breath, and shouted out that voice: "Let go of me!"
The three eyes just want to please Chang'e, regardless of the life or death of the clone, desperately ......
The doppelganger couldn't stand it, and as soon as his body shrank, he disappeared......
The three eyes stared at the eyes on their foreheads for a long time, but they couldn't find it: "It's so strange! How can it slip under his own eyelids?"
Gui Niang and Gui Nick arrived; the two of them scolded at the same time that Three Eyes is not a person; robbed other people's husbands to please other women; I wonder if people will give him any benefits?
The three eyes were tired of hearing it! In addition, no one could be found, and the anger was even greater: without hesitation, he threw out a sentence: "If you find it, it will be yours!"
Guiniang and Gui Nick didn't want to fight with the three eyes, so they scanned everywhere with the fairy eye, and found a tree in the air, which felt very strange, and couldn't help but shout: "Look! What is that?"
The three eyes are the most sensitive, knowing that the rabbit master will change seventy-two times, kicking his legs and flying up; he walked around the tree for a long time, waiting for Guiniang and Gui Nick to arrive, and asked, "What does it mean that a tree is in the air?"
The lady didn't speak, but shouted to the tree: "Husband, get out of here, what are you hiding in?"
The tree rattled for a while, opened a small window, and held out a woman's head to reprimand: "Don't disturb anyone here;
The three eyes scanned the vertical eyes on their foreheads for a while and said, "It's not something that has changed, it's the matchmaker." Temptation: "Hey—do you see the rabbit owner?" and everyone is looking for him......
The doppelganger stupidly showed his head, and when the three of them saw it, everyone smiled and said, "It turns out that you hid the rabbit owner by your side, and we have found enough!"
The matchmaker wants to explain: "You are mistaken, the doppelganger is mine, and you are definitely not looking for him!"
Gui Nick was extremely savage, stretched out his hand and tightly choked the neck of the clone and shouted: "I told you to run, the old lady must strangle you!"
The matchmaker was so surprised that she jumped out of the window, immediately shrunk the tree, grabbed one end, aimed it at Gui Ni's head, and struck it down......
Gui Nick is very sensitive, his body flashed, and a large stick happened to be on the head of the doppelganger......
The doppelganger was dizzy, spinning in circles, and was about to fall......
A strange phenomenon has happened, from the brain of the doppelganger, a monster swayed, a face full of thorns, no cockscomb on the head, you can assume that it is not a chicken man, but you can't tell what it is!
The three eyes were quick, and they grabbed it in their hands, only to see that this thing was getting bigger and bigger, reaching four meters, and only then could they see clearly, in addition to the fleshy thorns on the face, there was a phoenix on the head, like a monkey, and like an orangutan, covered with black hair.
What is this guy hiding in the brain of the doppelganger? The matchmaker is extremely depressed! No wonder the husband is stupid, not as keen as the real body, and has been observing for a long time, but he has not found anything wrong?
The three eyes flashed, and with the big axe that split the peach mountain in their hands, they aimed at this monster and slashed hard......
The monster flashed, and a man's voice came out: "Three eyes, you can't kill me, I know this axe, it was stolen from Taishang Laojun." ”
"Fart! I can't say steal, and Master Lao Jun doesn't know it, it should belong to me. ”
The monster didn't fight with the three eyes, and the higher it flew, the higher it flickered, and then it was gone......
The matchmaker was very confused and asked, "Erlang God, what is he?"
Three eyes searched for seventy-two changes, and finally found the answer; "This is called two dislikes; belongs to the monkey family, especially likes women; hidden in the head of the rabbit owner, taking a big advantage!"
The matchmaker was very depressed! The tree grew longer and longer, and as soon as she caught the clone, she flashed and disappeared......