104 Senior sister is bitter in her heart
Talking about his bitter history, Dong Sanqian couldn't help but want to look up to the sky and howl, crying sadly.
I really regret that I shouldn't have done it in the first place!
If she is given another choice, she will never learn martial arts again, let alone shave as a fun game!
Zhou Miaomiao thought for a while and suggested: "Senior sister, have you tried laser hair removal?" I have a roommate in college, who also has a lot of body hair, she bought a laser epilator at night, and it seems to work very well after using it, and basically it doesn't rise much after half a year. ”
Dong Sanqian looked like he was loveless, and said: "Regarding various hair removal methods on the Internet, I have already tried them. These methods may work for others, but they don't work for me at all! I can only go out every day with a razor, and when I see a tendency for my beard to grow, I have to go to the bathroom and shave it secretly. ”
Other women go to the bathroom to make up makeup, and when you go to the bathroom, you shave.
This......
Zhou Miaomiao was puzzled, frowned, and said, "It shouldn't be." Even if you shave, senior sister, your beard has become very thick, but it won't be effective for hair removal!"
Dong Sanqian said with great grief and indignation: "It's not just because I used to shave, it's also related to my martial arts! Later, I learned that why our family's martial arts are only passed on to men and not to women, this is actually not the pure patriarchy of our Dong family ancestors, but because this martial arts ...... *** has the effect of aphrodisiac!"
"Aphrodisiac?" Zhou Miaomiao's eyes widened, stunned.
Dong Sanqian nodded, and the expression on his face was extremely complicated: "Our family's ancestral martial arts, men can continuously increase kidney qi and have the effect of aphrodisiac, and if women practice, the secretion of male hormones is far better than that of female hormones! And the deeper the skill, the more obvious the effect." I've already achieved a little in my skills, and it's too late to stop cultivating......"
The current Dong Sanqian can understand the good intentions of their ancestors very well.
In an open modern society, she is embarrassed to grow a beard.
In the ancient feudal era, if a woman grew a beard, she would probably be considered a monster, right?
When Zhou Miaomiao heard this, she didn't know what to say to express her feelings at all, so she could only say curtly: "Your ancestral martial arts are really ...... It's unique!"
In the past, she only knew that there were sunflower treasure books and evil sword books, so that before men practiced, they had to have martial arts secrets from the palace.
Unexpectedly, there are martial arts cheats in this world that have aphrodisiac effects after cultivation!
The male of the Dong family is really lucky......
Suddenly, Zhou Miaomiao thought of Dong Sanqian's crush on the male god for many years but he didn't dare to confess, so he asked: "Senior sister, you don't dare to confess to Senior Brother Sun Renzhong for so many years, it's also because of your long beard, right?"
Dong Sanqian nodded silently.
Does a woman with a long beard have the right to confess like a male god?
No!
Think about it, when the male god knows that you are a woman who has a beard that is thicker than him if she doesn't shave for a day, and when you get up in the morning, you open your eyes, and you look sideways, and you find a bearded cheek lying next to you.
What will it be like?
What man would accept it?
Confession is successful, don't even think about it!
When he doesn't confess, Dong Sanqian can still face Sun Renzhong and be friends with him. But if Sun Renzhong knew that he had a beard, she would probably not dare to face Sun Renzhong again.
Zhou Miaomiao was silent for a while, and persuaded her: "Senior sister, your thinking is not right. It is true that a woman has a beard that is not very good-looking, but as long as you shave it as you do now, isn't there nothing? A man, if he really likes you, he won't care about this little problem! Senior sister, you are very good in other aspects, and there is no need to feel inferior because of this. ”
Dong Sanqian shook his head and said, "But I still don't dare." ”
Even in the face of thousands of troops, Dong Sanqian can be fearless, but in this matter, she is very much like a little girl.
She cried with a sad face and said gloomily: "Actually, when I graduated from college, Sun Renzhong almost discovered my secret......"
Zhou Miaomiao's eyes widened, and she was curious: "What's the matter?"
Dong Sanqian began to tell the story.
The situation that time was a bit similar to her and Zhou Miaomiao today.
Because Dong Sanqian and Sun Renzhong have known each other for nearly ten years, they have been classmates since high school and have always been very good friends.
During the four years of college, although the two were no longer in the same class, they had a lot of common social circles because they joined many clubs together and joined the student union together.
When they graduated from college, their group of friends naturally had to get together together, and everyone was very drunk that night, Dong Sanqian and Sun Renzhong were drunk. In fact, the friends of the two of them can see that Dong Sanqian likes Sun Renzhong a little, and Sun Renzhong seems to have a little bit of interest to Dong Sanqian.
The two can be regarded as talented and beautiful, but after so many years, they have never been together, which is a pity, and anyone who sees it feels regretful.
So, their friends discussed it privately, preparing to take advantage of the graduation dinner to create an opportunity for the two to pierce the window paper.
That night, Dong Sanqian and Sun Renzhong were drunk by everyone, and then they were thrown directly into a hotel room!
Although it is said that people who are really drunk have no way to be drunk and disorderly, the so-called drunk disorder is all pretending to be confused.
However, the two lonely men and widows share the same bed for a night, the atmosphere will definitely be very ambiguous, and it is very possible to break the window paper after waking up in the morning and change from friends to lovers.
In the early morning of the next day, the two of them did wake up at about the same time, and their wakefulness was somewhat similar to today's Zhou Miaomiao and Dong Sanqian.
"And then, Senior Sun, did you see your appearance, Senior Sister, what did you say?" Zhou Miaomiao listened attentively and couldn't wait to ask.
Dong Sanqian shook his head and said, "After I woke up, I quickly remembered that I hadn't shaved all night and was about to go to the bathroom secretly." How do you know that as soon as he sat up, Sun Renzhong also woke up and wanted to talk to me. I was in a hurry, and when he wanted to see what I looked like, he ...... directly Directly gave him a hand knife in the back of the neck, knocking him unconscious. Until now, Sun Renzhong is still very puzzled, and often asks me why I knocked him unconscious that day, whether he did something to me that night, and whether he offended me. ”
Zhou Miaomiao: "......"
Recalling the sad past, Dong Sanqian cried out again with a 'wow'. Zhou Miaomiao hurriedly hugged her, lent her shoulder to use, gently patted her back with her hand, and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay......
Dong Sanqian didn't listen, shrugged his shoulders and cried sadly: "Senior sister, senior sister is bitter! I'm sorry for Sun Renzhong, I really don't dare to let him see my beard!"
After Dong Sanqian cried for a long time, Zhou Miaomiao patiently continued to persuade him: "Senior sister, you really shouldn't have knocked Senior Sun unconscious at that time. Maybe he, like me, doesn't think there's anything wrong with you growing a beard at all, senior sister? Take a step back and say, if he really can't accept this from you, not even a small flaw, and values your appearance, is this man really worth your crush for ten years?"
Dong Sanqian stopped sobbing, thought for a while, and then said, "Senior sister, what you said seems to make sense......
"Yes, right?" Zhou Miaomiao smiled and said, "Senior sister, you can't continue to pretend to be an ostrich, hurry up and confess." Whether this happens or not, it's actually a good thing!"