Han Zhongli was directly stunned, and looked at Du Feng in disbelief: "Can you win if you can't lose weight?"

Saying that, Han Zhongli touched Du Feng's forehead: "Holy Venerable, you shouldn't have a problem with your brain, right?"

"There's something wrong with your brain!" Du Feng glanced at Han Zhongli directly: "Okay, let's go find Zhang Guo to grow old!"

Han Zhong was puzzled: "What are you looking for him?"

Du Feng looked at Han Zhongli with some hatred: "Of course it's to get something to eat......"

Du Feng was very depressed, this Han Zhongli was not only a gambler, but also had problems with his five big and three thick brains.

Thinking that Du Feng didn't care about Han Zhongli, he got into the sports car directly, and came to Penglai again with one foot on the accelerator, and walked around Zhang Guolao but didn't find it, but saw Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi who were arguing about something.

Du Feng stepped forward: "What are you two making trouble?"

Lu Dongbin pulled Du Feng in front of him and pointed at Han Xiangzi and said, "Holy Venerable, you come to help me evaluate the theory, this Han Xiangzi has to say that music is the best way to pick up girls!"

Han Xiangzi pulled Du Feng to his side: "Holy Venerable, this Lu Dongbin is messing around, he has no knowledge at all, not to mention that he is handsome and has a chic posture to soak a girl, where is he saying that he is picking up a girl, he is a village girl who has no knowledge, Shengzun, are you right?"

Lu Dongbin pulled Du Feng over again: "Holy Venerable, this Han Xiangzi is unreasonable, he has no mind at all, what kind of girl can he make music? When he blows a tune, his eyes are not stopped throwing, is it useful? It's useless, aren't those fairies finished listening? This is called the end of the song, do you understand?"

Han Xiangzi pulled Du Feng over again, and Du Feng suddenly shook his hand: "Okay!"

Du Feng looked at Lu Dongbin and asked, "Do you think that you can pick up girls if you are handsome and have a chic posture?"

Lu Dongbin nodded. Du Feng stared at Han Xiangzi again: "You think music is the best way to pick up girls, right?"

"Isn't it?" Han Xiangzi looked at Du Feng suspiciously.

Du Feng shook his head: "Actually, what you two said is right, you are handsome, you can pick up girls with a chic posture, and you can also pick up girls if you play music well, as the saying goes, if you have a specialization in the art industry, it depends on how well you grasp your pickling girl expertise!"

After speaking, Du Feng looked at Han Xiangzi and Lu Dongbin with some doubts: "Aren't you pickled girls afraid that the Jade Emperor will find out and demote you to mortals?"

Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi glanced at each other, and suddenly became embarrassed. Lu Dongbin sneered: "We are just arguing and arguing, and we didn't say that we really want to pick up girls......"

Du Feng rolled his eyes: "It turns out that you two are talking on paper......"

Han Xiangzi patted his head as if he suddenly remembered something: "Oh no, I remembered that I still have a song that I didn't score, Dongbin, you talk to Shengzun first, I'll leave first!"

said that Han Xiangzi was about to leave, but Lu Dongbin pulled Han Xiangzi back: "I also sounded, I still have a few postures to train, let's be together, together!"

"That's okay, together!" Han Xiangzi said and left side by side with Lu Dongbin. Du Feng looked at the two of them with some suspicion: "Stop!"

The two of them were shocked, turned around at the same time, looked at Du Feng embarrassedly and asked, "Holy Venerable, is there something wrong?"

Du Feng couldn't help laughing: "Oh, I won't sue you, why are you so afraid of me?"

Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi glanced at each other, revealing a wry smile. Lu Dongbin said: "Holy Venerable, I don't understand what you are talking about, but I really have something to do, Holy Venerable, I will be with you first!"

"Me too, me too!" Han Xiangzi said hurriedly.

Du Feng sighed, and stopped the two of them with a dodge: "I don't eat people, why panic?" Dongbin, which young lady are you hooking up with?"

Lu Dongbin's face was full of black lines, and he turned around at the same time as Han Xiangzi, turned his back to Du Feng, and after a gesture, he turned around at the same time, his face was full of smiles.

Lu Dongbin said: "Holy Venerable, have you eaten?"

Du Feng couldn't help but feel a little funny, and tilted his head to look at Han Xiangzi: "Xiao Han, which young lady are you hooking up with?"

Han Xiangzi trembled and smiled awkwardly: "Holy Venerable, what are you eating?"

Du Feng's face turned pale: "If you don't explain honestly today, I will definitely find out the matter and go to the Jade Emperor to sue you!"

Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi suddenly pouted when they heard this, and their faces were aggrieved. Han Xiangzi said, "Holy Venerable, can you not sue us?"

Lu Dongbin echoed: "That's it, Holy Venerable, as long as you don't sue us, we are willing to do whatever you let us do!"

Han Xiangzi nodded in agreement, and looked at Du Feng at the same time as Lu Dongbin.

"I said that I'm not that kind of person anymore, do you have to treat me as that kind of person?" Du Feng glanced at the two of them and said, "Now tell me, who are you hooking up with?"

"Hundred Flowers Fairy!" and "Peony Fairy" said at the same time.

Du Feng was stunned for a moment and stared at Lu Dongbin: "The Hundred Flowers Fairy you hooked up with?"

Saying that, Du Feng looked at Han Xiangzi again: "The peony fairy you hooked up with?"

"Hmm!" the two nodded. Du Feng asked, "Have you succeeded?"

The two glanced at each other and shook their heads: "If we succeed, we won't argue about pickling girls!"

Du Feng's eyes rolled: "Then do you want to get it?"

"Yes, I dream of it!" said in unison. Du Feng asked again: "Aren't you afraid that the Jade Emperor will find out and demote you to mortals?"

Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi glanced at each other and sighed at the same time. Lu Dongbin said: "Of course I'm afraid, but there are only mandarin ducks and not immortals, as long as you can get the favor of a hundred flowers, even if you become a mortal?"

Han Xiangzi nodded: "Everyone in the world says that immortals are good, only if you are an immortal, you can only know that there are too many rules and regulations to be an immortal, it is better to be a mortal!"

Du Feng exhaled a breath of turbidity: "When I was in the mortal realm, I heard that after Agarwood saved my mother, didn't the laws of heaven have been changed?

Lu Dongbin shook his head helplessly: "If the rules of heaven change after Agarwood saves his mother, do Han Xiangzi and I still need to be so distressed?"

Du Feng asked: "As soon as the agarwood goes down with an axe, doesn't the new Tiantiao float out directly from Huashan?"

Han Xiangzi shook his head and sighed: "That's a new piece of heaven for fart, that's a step that the Jade Emperor found for himself, specifically to solve the problems of his family, we immortals don't have that welfare treatment!"

Du Feng suddenly realized: "It's like this for a long time......

Saying that, Du Feng looked at Lu Dongbin and then at Han Xiangzi: "In this way, Dongbin, I will help you shape the perfect shape, and you will definitely be able to capture the heart of the Hundred Flowers Fairy, Xiao Han, I will help you write a few songs, you can practice hard, and you will definitely be able to impress the Peony Fairy!"

Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi glanced at each other, and suddenly showed a look of surprise: "Really?"

Du Feng nodded affirmatively: "I never speak vaguely, but well, my fees are very expensive!"

Han Xiangzi asked tentatively, "How expensive?"

Du Feng smiled coldly: "All belongings!"

The two of them were stunned for a moment, then looked down at their bodies, and pleaded aggrievedly: "Holy Venerable, you have to leave us a pair of underwear......

Du Feng sweated wildly: "I'm talking about property, property! Don't talk about your underwear, I don't want any clothes!"

Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi glanced at each other, and Lu Dongbin said, "Holy Venerable, I can't give you my weapon either!"

Han Xiangzi continued: "I can't give my flute either!"

Du Feng hesitated, I won't give this sword or flute, which means that I can't get any weapons?

Du Feng was very reluctant, although the flute couldn't be blown by himself, so it didn't matter, but this sword ......

Du Feng sighed, if you can't get it, you can't get it, there are so many treasures in the Dragon Palace, I'd better go to the Dragon Palace by myself!

Thinking about it, Du Feng nodded: "Take the money first and then do the work!"

Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi glanced at each other, and immediately raised their hands to summon a black cloth belt and handed it to Du Feng.

Du Feng saw that it was all immortal stones, Du Feng looked at Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi with some doubts: "This is all your belongings?

Lu Dongbin said helplessly: "I know that the Holy Venerable looks down on it, but this is indeed all our belongings, and there are some good natural treasures that have been stolen and eaten by Zhang Guolao......"

Han Xiangzi said: "That's it, Zhang Guolao is quite shameless, I finally got the cordyceps that I cultivated into a demon fairy, he is good, let me take it out and take a look, I thought I would be cut into slices and thrown into the pot by him when I took it out......

Du Feng looked depressed, are you stupid?

Du Feng, who was a little disappointed, shook his head, summoned a pen and paper to write for a while, and handed it to Han Xiangzi: "This is the song I wrote for you, you take it and practice it slowly, remember that you have to be moved and put into it, don't throw your eyes away as soon as you come, you have to be affectionate, your eyes are blurred, and there is a vague feeling, you know?"

Du Feng squinted his eyes as he spoke. Han Xiangzi nodded as if he didn't understand, and shook his head again. Du Feng directly raised his hand and summoned a microcomputer to project the picture: "Do you see his eyes?

"Oooh oh...... Blurry ......" Han Xiangzi nodded again and again, his eyes were fixed on the eyes of the people on the screen, and his own eyes were squinted to learn.

Du Feng turned to look at Lu Dongbin and sighed: "You are quite handsome, but you can't dress up like this, and you have two swords on your back, for fear that others won't know that you are a swordsman?"

Lu Dongbin was puzzled: "Then what should I do?"

Du Feng rolled his eyes, pulled out a sword that Lu Dongbin was carrying on his back, picked up Lu Dongbin's hair and cut it directly, summoned a big blow wind and blew it on Lu Dongbin's head for a while, and then took out gel water and sprayed it on Lu Dongbin's hair.

Then summoned a suit, a shirt, and a tie to help Lu Dongbin put it on. After thinking about it, he made a piercing in Lu Dongbin's left ear, and summoned a gem to make earrings for Lu Dongbin to wear.

Looking at Lu Dongbin's new look, Du Feng clapped his hands with satisfaction: "It's much more handsome now!"

Saying that, Du Feng summoned a microcomputer to project the picture, and said to Lu Dongbin: "From now on, you will learn from the people on the catwalk above, and learn their demeanor, facial expressions and body language!"

"But is this useful?" Lu Dongbin said with some concern. Du Feng patted Lu Dongbin on the shoulder: "If you try it or not, you will know?" Believe me, it's no problem!"

Lu Dongbin hesitated and gritted his teeth: "Okay, then try!"

Looking at the two black cloth belts in his hand, Du Feng felt a little excited in his heart, but he didn't expect it to be in his hands like this. It's not whether Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi can soak in the Hundred Flowers Fairy and the Peony Fairy.

No matter what, if they don't make it, they'll come back to me, and I'll be able to knock them on again!

At this time, Du Feng felt that the clouds were so cute and the wind was so refreshing.

The Eight Immortals still have Zhang Guolao, Uncle Cao Guo, He Xiangu and Lan Caihe. Come one by one!

Du Feng walked around Penglai, and finally found Zhang who was stewing something. Du Feng took a closer look, good guy, it was actually black chicken and He Shou Wu stewed inside!

Du Feng smiled and took out the wine he got from the Temple of Wine: "Guo Lao, are you interested in having a partner?"

Zhang Guo's old nose sniffed, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Take a ride! Holy Venerable, you sit, you sit!"

As if he was afraid that Du Feng would leave, Zhang Guo raised his hand to summon a stool and pulled Du Feng to sit down.

Looking at the stewed things in the pot, Du Feng was full of anticipation. The food eaten in Daoji has not been put into any medicinal materials to achieve that effect, this fruit is so exquisite, stewed chicken and medicinal herbs, it is really a worthwhile trip!

Finally boiled until the pot started, Du Feng couldn't wait to grab a piece of chicken and throw it into his mouth. That rich immortal yuan suddenly filled the whole body!

Du Feng's eyes lit up, his movements were so fast that he couldn't stop there, he hadn't spit out the bones here, and he had already grabbed a piece of chicken over there, and when the bones were spit out in his mouth, the chicken was already stuffed into his mouth.

Zhang Guolao, who was intoxicated with wine, looked at the pot, and suddenly his face was full of black lines, and there was nothing, only to see Du Feng pick up the pot, raise his head and drink it.

Shocked, Zhang Guo asked weakly, "That Saint Venerable, you haven't eaten for tens of thousands of years?"

Du Feng was stunned for a moment, looked at the pot that had been drunk by himself, quickly put it down, and said with some embarrassment: "That, I ate it all without holding back......

Zhang Guolao's face was blue and red for a while, put away the pot and hugged the wine jar, and rode away on a donkey. Du Feng was very dissatisfied and said: "I'll eat your pot of chicken, is it necessary to look like this?"

"It's necessary!" Zhang Guolao affirmed. Du Feng snorted, only to see that Zhang Guolao had already walked away, and Du Feng continued to wander around Penglai with a snort.

Uncle Cao Guo, who was wearing an official uniform and holding a jade plate, appeared in Du Feng's sight. Du Feng rushed to Uncle Cao Guo's side with a smoke: "Xiao Cao, where are you going?"

"Yo, it turned out to be the Holy Venerable!" Uncle Cao Guo saluted Du Feng and smiled, "Xiaoxian is about to go to the lower realm to tell those officials how to be officials!"

Du Feng looked Uncle Cao Guo up and down, this Uncle Cao Guo is also an official, so he should be richer than others......

Thinking about Du Feng, he asked, "What is your opinion on the way of being an official?"

"For officials, the people are greater than the sky!" said Uncle Cao Guo.

Du Feng hurriedly asked: "Since the people are greater than the sky, Uncle Guo, if there is a poor person who can't even afford to eat, what should you do?"

Uncle Cao Guo didn't even think about it: "Be generous!"

Du Feng shook his head: "That means you have a breeze on your sleeves?"

Uncle Cao Guo was stunned: "Of course, I am my uncle for the country, how can I not set an example and do some corrupt things?"