Volume 1 The Wind Rises Out of the Cloud Chapter 3 An Old Sex Medium with a Strange Temper
"Huh?"
Chen Ke didn't expect the old panda to come to this sentence, and quickly explained with a wry smile: "The predecessor misunderstood, I don't mean anything to that woman, and besides, shemales have different paths." ”
"Hmph, it's not interesting, why are you kidnapping people back to the cave. Xiaoyao Xian was very dissatisfied with this explanation.
He looked furious, and then said excitedly: "The world is big, what is the harmony of shemales." The dragon girls of the three seas are all married to mortals. And don't talk about the distant Qingqiu lord and Xiling entangled. ”
"Just talking about the 30,000 miles of this Shu River, everyone knows that Mrs. Hua Rui, the demon king of Qingcheng Mountain, is the princess of Xianshu. You little demon still pay attention to this?" The old panda looked a little angry. The mustache is blown.
"This, the junior had no choice but to accept it, but the poor junior received a great gift from the senior, and there was no way to repay it. Chen Ke saw that the old panda was a little annoyed, and hurriedly thanked him.
"Report it!" Unexpectedly, Chen Ke was yelled at by the old panda. Then the old panda's complexion calmed down for a while, and then said:
"Don't talk about anything in return, as a demon clan, you should be open-minded and unrestrained. The old man just looks at your two short songs that are pleasing to the eye, how can they drop? Little things, just send you to play. ”
Xiaoyao Xian stood up and twisted his body while patting his buttocks, and brought his fat head over, smiling lewdly: "Besides, you kidnapped that woman." Old man, I just like this tune, and I'm optimistic about you. ”
"Damn, it turns out that this panda is an old prostitute. Looking at the fat face that was close, Chen Ke couldn't help but shudder.
"Alright, it's getting late. I should continue my walk into the mountains. Xiaoyao Xian took the bamboo pole of the wine jug, turned around and walked towards the forest.
"Ah??Seniors don't stay in the cave for one night? It's not good to sleep in the open, I'll cover this quilt for you. Chen Ke said, I wanted to ask more things, but I didn't expect this Xiaoyao Immortal to suddenly leave.
The old man vowed to see all the rivers and mountains in the world, and he could not delay. In the blink of an eye, the Immortal had disappeared into the dense forest. In the vast mountains, the twilight clouds are red, and only his long singing voice can be heard.
Chen Kemu sent away this Xiaoyao Immortal who came suddenly and drifted away. Shaking his head, he put on his armor and brocade quilt, and turned around and went up to the stone platform. Tell the wooden fork snot who is guarding the guard to find some firewood. I went into the cave by myself.
In the cave, a thinly dressed beauty sat on a stone bed, her white slender arms hugged her knees, and her thighs brought out a perfect body curve, which made Chen Ke move in her throat. The long hair was draped over the shoulders, but it couldn't hide the dazzling skin. A pair of sheared eyes blinked from time to time, as if they were thinking about something in a daze, and didn't notice Chen Ke coming in.
"This ......." Chen Ke looked at the beauty in a daze, and then looked at the brocade quilt in his hand, "Do you really want a cave room?"
I don't know if it's this Zhao Wan's sixth sense superman, our black bear demon just had a little idea, and she suddenly woke up in a daze. Seeing Chen Ke standing at the entrance of the cave, he screamed again, and then quickly returned to the corner of the stone bed and hugged the tiger skin.
"Forget it. Looking at the woman's panicked appearance, Chen Ke felt pitiful again. Looking down at this bear body, he was disgusted to let him have intimate contact with a girl like this.
"My lord, I'm still a good person after all. Chen Ke gave himself a good person card from the bottom of his heart.
Walked over to the stone bed and threw the brocade quilt on it. Then he said to Zhao Wan, who was still nervous: "Na, this quilt is given to Miss to keep out the cold." After speaking, Chen Ke sat on the edge of the stone bed and checked the torn tattered hiking bag.
Zhao Wan trembled and stretched out her hand to pull the brocade quilt, and wrapped herself tightly in one fell swoop.
Chen Ke had just finished packing up his "relics". At this moment, the wooden fork and snot walked in with a bunch of dried bamboo leaves and dead branches.
"King, we've found the fire. Mu Cha couldn't wait for the meal to start, put down the firewood, and his eyes couldn't help but drift to the two large cloth bags in the hole. Snot drooled at the one on the stone bed.
"Well, well done. Chen Ke took out a few fruits from the cloth bag and threw them to them. Picked up the half-bitten soap in the backpack, carried the armor water cup, pointed at Zhao Wan and said, "Take care of her, the king will have dinner when he comes back." ”
"Well, okay King, no problem, King. The two little demons munched on the fruit and responded vaguely.
After getting out of the cave and turning down the stone platform, Chen Ke immediately took off a clean slip and jumped into the stream to take a bath.
Taking advantage of the leftover soap in his hand, he quickly took care of his personal hygiene.
After washing for a while, it's finally almost there. Chen Ke stepped out of the water, found a bush, and skimmed the tuba. I wiped my ass with the old robe, and I was refreshed. Changing into the new armor of the Loose Immortal, it seems that it also has a sense of majesty and majesty.
Then I went to the top of the creek and filled half of my stomach with water, filled the pot, and washed the rice. I casually broke a small bowl of thick spiritual bamboo. Chen Ke dragged the bamboo back to the cave with a shake.
The branches of the fire pit were burning with a slightly choking fragrance. Chen Ke took out a piece of cured meat from the cloth bag, pierced it with a branch, and put it on the fire. He also split the spiritual bamboo into several sections, broke it in half, and put the washed rice and peas into it. Just take the grass and tie it, and it becomes a simple version of bamboo rice. Place on the edge of the fire and simmer.
After waiting for a long time, he finally estimated that it was going to be better, and Chen Ke beckoned Zhao Wan to come down.
That Zhao Wan cautiously climbed out of bed, as if because Chen Ke was a monster, he didn't care about his thin clothes at all, which made him full of eyes. Pulled a piece of tiger skin under him. Zhao Wan sat down sideways, not daring to look at the wooden fork and snot.
Chen Ke pulled out the bamboo tube, and after a long while, he opened it. In an instant, the fragrance came out, and even Zhao Wan couldn't help but be surprised, the two little demons had simply been drowned in saliva.
"Goo~"
The first thing to ring was the belly of Zhao Wan, a beautiful woman. This made her blush instantly. The pink color spreads to the neck.
Ladies first, Chen Ke handed the bamboo rice to Zhao Wan, who hadn't eaten for a day. By the way, I sharpened a pair of small bamboo chopsticks for her. The wooden fork and snot are the same, and they have long ignored the hot hands and directly began to use their claws to deal with the bamboo tubes.
It is said that friends of wine and meat, after half an hour, Zhao Wan is no longer too afraid of this group of monsters. Now that the four of them had eaten their fill, they all sat at the entrance of the cave to avoid the smoke. At night, the cool breeze in the mountains is gusting, and the sky is full of stars. The Milky Way lies overhead, and people are fascinated by it.
Chen Ke looked at the night sky with satisfaction, listening to the sound of the wooden fork snot fighting over a sour pear. Vulgar thinks, this is really like a strange family. In the future, it will definitely occupy the headlines.
"What are you thinking?" lost the initial panic, and Zhao Wan became the bold young lady again. Looking at Chen Ke, who was smiling at the sky, she couldn't help asking.
"Well, I'm thinking, do you know what this one is called?"
"Tianhe, according to legend, it is the place where the immortals live. ”
"Oh, have you heard the story ......of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?
Under the night sky, a majestic monster is telling a story to a woman.......
"That queen mother is really ruthless, and her own daughter will be separated. Zhao Wan finally returned to her true colors as a girl, and angrily fought for the pair of lovers.
"yes, but I'm also a bad person, and I accidentally let you leave home. Chen Ke smiled and sighed, "When I have time, I will send you down the mountain." ”
"Hmm. Zhao Wan nodded and whispered, "You are a good monster, when my father comes, I beg him not to arrest you." ”
"Haha, how can it be so simple, little girl. "Patting the girl's head took advantage of it. Chen Ke looked back at the wooden fork snot that had been piled up in the hole and slept like a dead pig, "It's late, go back to sleep." ”
"Hmm. Zhao Wan got up and was about to go back to the cave, but saw that Chen Ke was still sitting on the ground motionless.
"Don't you have to sleep?"
"It's okay, I'll be out there for the night. After Chen Ke finished speaking, Zhao Wan blushed all of a sudden, hesitated for a long time, and plucked up the courage to say, "I can sleep under the bed." ”
"How can you sleep under the bed as a big girl?"
"If you can't, let's sleep together. ”
"Huh?" Chen Ke was startled by this sudden Yanfu.
"Anyway, you're a monster, so you're not afraid of anything. Zhao Wan squirmed, in fact, she thought that Chen Ke's shirk just now was because she was afraid that she would run away, and she was afraid of annoying the monster by letting the bear demon sleep under the bed, but now as a hostage, she had no choice but to do so.
Brother is a serious man, a seven-inch big demon under him, Chen Ke wanted to argue, but he replied in a ghostly manner:
"Oh, okay. ”