Chapter 61: The Fool Lacks the Strings and is ridiculed
Xiaochen had just left, and the two walked in from the door, it was Song Yuanjian and Song Zhekun with hippie smiling faces, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw Xiao Xiangzi in the conference hall.
Song Yuanjian said: "Dare to ask the alliance leader, I don't know who lives in the east wing, and it is ...... Unexpectedly......" Even the thick-skinned Song Yuanjian found it difficult to speak.
Xiao Xiangzi asked rhetorically, "What?"
Song Zhekun said: "He actually did some fornication in broad daylight, and his voice was still loud, lest the world not know about his dirty deeds!"
Xiao Xiangzi also blushed and understood what they were talking about Yu Yong. I don't know how to answer. There was a voice outside the door: "What's wrong with Lao Tzu sleeping with two women? In our Dongying like me, there are long queues of women waiting for me to sleep. ”
Song Yuanjian has seen bragging, but it is the first time he has seen such a bragging. Disdainfully: "Yo, are you still a breeding pig?"
Yu Yong was furious, there was only one way to die for a person like Dongying who spoke to him, and he was already holding a small dart used by ninjas in his hand, Xiao Xiangzi saw the hidden weapon in Yu Yong's hand, and hurriedly said: "I don't know how the chivalrous feel?"
Yu Yong said: "It tastes good, but it's not fun yet, and your women in the Central Plains are also weak, and they can't stand the toss, and the two have gone together." ”
Song Zhekun and Song Yuanjian muttered in their hearts: This guy is really shameless, not ashamed, but proud. Even Song Yuanjian, who often says that he is a beast, is ashamed to be with him.
Yu Yong asked: "If it is a woman who knows martial arts, maybe her ability to bear it will be stronger." ”
When Xiao Xiangzi heard Yu Yong's words, he had an idea and laughed: "A hero like a chivalry, of course ordinary vulgar fans are not worthy of spending a good night together, and now there is really a person who can be said to be a very good match with a chivalrous man." ”
When Yu Yong heard this, his eyes lit up, he licked his lips, and hurriedly asked, "Who is it?"
"This person is not only recognized as the first beauty in the Central Plains martial arts, but his martial arts are also unfathomable, and he must meet the taste of chivalry. ”
"Will there be such a strange woman in the Central Plains Martial Arts? I don't read much, don't lie to me, a rough man. ”
Song Yuanjian said: "I'm afraid that you have the heart and not the guts." ”
This Yu Yong really couldn't stand the stimulation of words, and said loudly: "As long as this is the woman I like in Dongying, even if the emperor's concubine Lao Tzu takes a fancy to her, she can't run away!"
Of course, the three of them didn't know whether what he said was true or not, because there was no way to verify, and anyone could say anything that could not be verified.
Song Kun said: "This woman's name is Jiaoyue, and she is the palace master of the Cold Moon Palace. ”
"It's just a princess? I still think you're talking about the queen, so what's so hard about robbing a princess? But if it's not as magical as you say, I'm going to hold a grudge." Where is she? Lao Tzu is going to sleep with her. It doesn't matter if she's a full moon or a waning moon, let's sleep first. ”
The three of them saw that this reckless man in Dongying was really fooled, it turned out that the rumors that the brains of the people in the Middle East were missing strings was true, and today is considered to be a long experience, this is not enough, it seems that a fire has to be added. The three of them had the same heart and continued to sing.
Yu Yong saw that the three of them didn't speak, so he was anxious.
"Why don't you speak? Don't believe in Lao Tzu's ability?"
Song Zhekun said: "It's not that I don't believe in your ability, but I'm afraid that you don't have that good bite and won't be able to eat this beautiful and delicious dish." ”
Yu Yong was originally a newcomer to the Central Plains, first, he had never heard of the prestige of Kyaukyue, and secondly, he didn't understand the Central Plains culture very well, and he couldn't understand how he was talking about women, so why it had something to do with eating.
Yu Yong didn't know what kind of dumb riddle the three of them were playing, and suddenly jumped up.
"You Han people in the Central Plains just like to pretend to be deep and say things that people would only say thousands of years ago. ”
When the three of them saw that he was mocking him, he really didn't understand what he said, and there was no one who was uneducated to this extent. Xiao Xiangzi hurriedly glanced at Song Yuanjian, Song Yuanjian understood, and hurriedly said rudely: "I'm afraid that your woman won't sleep and die there!"
This is too direct, Yu Yong understands it, that is, he can't do it. Yu Yong was furious, pulled out the Dongying* he was wearing, and instantly split the table in front of him in half.
"A woman can't conquer it, so what kind of man is there, just castrate yourself as the eunuch you Central Plains people say, depending on your identity, in the words of our Dongying people, you can be regarded as a low-level ninja, fortunately you are not Dongying people, otherwise Lao Tzu will never let you ruin the reputation of ninjas!"
Xiao Xiangzi saw that this guy was so arrogant when he spoke, he was still so useful at the moment, and if he couldn't bear it, he would make a big plan, so why not let him be arrogant for a few days?
Xiao Xiangzi smiled and said, "Yes, yes, the chivalrous man said yes." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to see the moon and lead the way. ”
Song Yuanjian said: "It's getting late today, it's better to ......"
Yu Yong reacted very quickly this time.
"What kind of bullshit is not as good? Don't you often say that a quarter of the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, if you go again tomorrow, it will be six hours late, an hour is eight quarters of an hour, six hours is forty-eight quarters of an hour, if you go tomorrow, it is equivalent to a loss of 48,000 gold, dead fat, can you afford to pay it?"
"You ......" Song Yuanjian saw Xiao Xiangzi's head, signaled not to worry about him, immediately stopped talking, and said in his heart: "Lao Tzu knows that you are capable, but what kind of character Jiaoyue is, you are so headless and brainless, Lao Tzu is probably going to collect the body for you." ”
In fact, Yu Yong also has his own plans in his heart, he is called "the ghost in the fog" by the people of the Central Plains, this is not a random scream, the Dongying ninja originally came and went without a trace, if he can't hide his body in an open place during the day, it is really not good to exert the power of ninjutsu, and he can only see the effect with the help of some smoke and fog in a closed space. But at night it's different, as long as the night is shrouded, it's the world of ninjas. As long as you use ninjutsu in the night, even if you are a master whose kung fu is several times that of yourself, you are not afraid.
Song Yuanjian said: "Come with me, I'll pick a fast horse with you, before the third watch tonight, you will definitely be able to go to the Cold Moon Palace." ”
Yu Yong laughed and followed Song Yuanjian.
Song Zhekun was not in a hurry to leave immediately.
Xiao Xiangzi said strangely: "Song Protector, are you still fine?"
"I just don't know where Han Protector has gone, I don't know if he has any special mission?"
Xiao Xiangzi pretended not to know and said, "Protector Han left early this morning, didn't he say goodbye to you and Protector Song?"
Song Zhekun shook his head and turned to leave. Today is very strange, I slept until the third pole of the sun, I have never encountered this situation before, and what is even more strange is that I have a terrible headache after waking up, I walked to Song Yuanjian's door and found that he didn't get up, it was normal that he didn't get up. When nothing happened, this dead fat man wished he was in bed all day. Looking back carefully, there was a smell of incense in the room that had not yet dissipated, and I thought it was because I had been too tired these days to go to Tangmen, and I relaxed and slept well on the first night after I came back, but now I think about it is not so simple. But what's wrong and can't be said, as soon as this surnamed Yu comes, Han Ruizhuo will disappear? No matter what Song Zhekun thinks, he would never have thought that Xiao Xiangzi and Yu Yong would burn Han Rui. Song Zhekun thought that no matter how ruthless Xiao Xiangzi was, for the sake of Han Ruizhuo's allegiance over the years, it was impossible to do this kind of poison to his own people.
"Protector Song, let's go with Yu Yong tonight......"
At this time, Song Zhekun was still in his own thoughts, and he didn't hear Xiaochen's words in front of him, so he continued to move forward according to his subconscious, and bumped into Xiaochen after taking a few steps. Song Zhekun immediately came back to his senses and saw Xiaochen in front of him.
"Young Master ......"
"What are you thinking?"
"Oh, I'm wondering how we can successfully get the Cangyue Sword this time. ”
"This happened suddenly, and I really didn't think of a careful method in advance, but the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, so as not to respond to all changes, this Song Protector doesn't have to worry about it, and we are not the protagonist this time. ”
"That's what the young master said. ”
At this time, Song Yuanjian came over.
"Four fast horses have been prepared, and we can only reach the Cold Moon Palace before the third watch tonight. ”
The three of them came to the gate of the Chivalrous Villa, and the four of them got on a four-skin fast horse and drove away.
Time: Second Watch Location: Cold Moon Palace
Kyaukyue was still sitting majestically on the main hall of the Cold Moon Palace, in addition to the other disciples in the hall, the four messengers of Miao Feng, Feiyun, Tianxing, and Linyu were also there, but the other three were all standing, only Tianxing knelt on his knees.
Jiaoyue said: "Say it, I'll give you a chance to explain." "The sound of the bright moon is crisp and pleasant, as if it comes from the sky.
Tianxing on the ground said: "Tianxing has nothing to say, just begging the palace master to give Tianxing a good time." ”
"Oh, you are bent on death, this is beyond my expectations, you did not complete the task, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, even a saint will be a mistake after all, but why do you want to lose contact with the Cold Moon Palace?
"Tianxing was captured by the Tang Sect and had no chance to contact the outside world. ”
"Oh, is it? Even if you are invincible in martial arts, with your light skills, I am afraid that no one in the world will be able to easily catch you. ”
"Tianxing was caught in the Tang Gate's mechanism, so he was captured. ”
A strange smile appeared on Bright Moon's face.
"I've given you a chance. ”
Tianxing didn't understand the meaning of the words of the Bright Moon Palace Lord, but a sense of foreboding came from the depths of his heart.
"Bring it on. ”
A woman with her hands tied was brought up by two of her subordinates.
Tianxing turned his head and saw that it was a lark. Tianxing was shocked, the lark knew the truth of everything, could it be that she had already told everything to the palace lord of the Bright Moon Palace?
The lark knelt on the ground and looked at the Celestial Star and said, "I'm sorry, Celestial Star Emissary, I ......"
Tianxing thought that since the Lord of the Bright Moon Palace knew everything, he was really in a catastrophe, and he couldn't blame her, after all, it was instinct to protect himself, and suddenly thought that Brother Qianyang was in great danger, and he was willing to go back to the Cold Moon Palace this time to protect Brother Qianyang, but now it backfired, Tianxing could no longer control himself, and the three silver needles in his right hand flew towards the lark not far away in an instant.
With a wave of her hand, a silver needle broke through the air, shooting down three silver needles that shot at the lark, and one of the hands of the moon had already grabbed Tianxing's throat.
Seeing this, Miao Feng, Feiyun, and Lin Yu hurriedly knelt down and pleaded: "Please be merciful to the palace master." This plea reminded Jiaoyue that Miao Feng and Feiyun did not report their intention to cover up the past and cover up the same crime. Two palms in the air knocked Miao Feng and Feiyun to the ground, and the two suffered internal injuries. The rest of Lin Yu didn't dare to speak.
Suddenly, I heard the sound of a short flute, if this short flute sound was heard elsewhere, it would be used to call the lark and contact the disciples of the Cold Moon Palace, but in the Cold Moon Palace, it was the sound of a siren.
"Come on, take the three of them down and lock them up, and Linyu will follow me to see what happened. Lin Yu watched the three sisters being tied up and escorted down, and stopped talking many times, and when she heard Jiaoyue's order, she followed closely behind her and went out to check the situation.