The monkeys weaved back and forth among the monkeys, looking left and right, and then found the lone golden snub-nosed monkey by the stream.

This golden snub-nosed monkey can be said to be the most beautiful monkey in the entire monkey demon family, and his appearance is also the most handsome. If there really is a Monkey King, only the golden monkey is qualified to do it.

And the monkey immediately turned into a short and poor dick monkey against the backdrop of the rich and handsome golden snub-nosed monkey.

It's no wonder that the golden monkey has no friends and has always been a loner. After all, to be friends with such a handsome, hairy monkey is really Alexander!

Even the chickadee, which has always been above the top, had to praise from the bottom of her heart when she saw the golden monkey, this is definitely the most handsome and handsome monster she has ever seen!

The golden monkey was undoubtedly quite satisfied with his appearance, especially when he saw the ugly monkey face of the monkey, the color of disdain was almost written all over the entire face of the golden monkey.

I saw the golden monkey stretch his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth hung up with a thick mockery: "Hey, where did the ugly-faced monkey come from, what is the so-called thing to find Lao Tzu?"

Of course, the monkey is also very aware of the arrogant character of this golden monkey, and has already had a way to deal with it.

He rolled his eyes and said with a compliment: "Hehehe, I heard that the golden monkey is the most outstanding in our monkey group, and your ability is also the best." ”

The golden snub-nosed monkey was put on a high hat, immediately held his head high, and said with a proud smile: "Of course, my cultivation is one of the best among the monkeys;

"Whereever, I still have self-knowledge. The monkey immediately shook his head.

"You monkey head, but you are still interesting. The golden monkey's deep starry eyes quietly bloomed, and he sighed at the reflection in the stream, "Alas! Sometimes, I am really dazzled by my handsome and dashing face...... Ugly-faced monkey, do you think there are more handsome goblins in this world than me?"

This golden snub-nosed monkey is really a narcissist!

The monkey forcibly endured the vomiting, raised his eyebrows and said straight to the point: "Golden snub-nosed monkey, I heard that you are also competing for the position of monkey king?"

The golden monkey didn't know why, and the corners of his mouth raised an elegant arc and said, "So what? Could it be that the old horse monkey stipulates that my golden monkey can't run for election?"

For the position of the monkey king, which monkey has no thoughts?

The old horse monkey said that if you are the king of monkeys, you can order any monkey to do anything!

The golden snub-nosed monkey is naturally excited.

The monkey pretended to be very casual and said, "Oh, it's actually nothing, that is, there are many female monkeys who ask me to inquire if you intend to compete for the position of monkey king." If you really have this thought, those female monkeys have said that they are willing to wish you a helping hand and put you on the throne of the monkey king!"

"Well, what does that mean?"

The golden snub-nosed monkey scratched its supple golden fur and said in puzzlement.

"I've heard that you are very fond of the female monkeys in the group!" the monkey showed a lewd smile, "Hehe, what does it taste like to play the flute at night?"

The golden snub-nosed monkey was full of excitement, and suddenly felt that his legs were weak, and he almost fell into the stream. And there was a flash of fear in his eyes!

This golden snub-nosed monkey is one of the other monkeys in the group.

Other monkeys often fight for the right to mate with the female, but the golden snub-nosed monkey is an exception!

Guy has excellent hair and handsome appearance, but let the female monkeys take the initiative to come to the door to dedicate themselves!

In the whole group of monkeys, I am afraid that all the female monkeys like this golden snub-nosed monkey.

And this has created a rather bizarre situation.

That is, whenever the monkey is quiet in the middle of the night, a female monkey quietly climbs onto the bed of the golden monkey and forcibly performs the Zhou Gong ceremony with it, which is called reproduction.

At first, the golden monkey naturally refused to come, and even became complacent, but as the number of times gradually increased, he began to panic a little.

Even if he is an iron-beaten monkey, he can't stand the romance every night.

And more than once in a night!

Sometimes, as soon as the mother monkey is sent away, the mother monkey is ushered in again. The most exaggerated one was with ten female monkeys in a row in one night, and I almost broke my waist!

It's really painful and happy!

Seeing the monkey looking at his crotch with bad intentions, the golden monkey trembled, twitched the corners of his mouth unnaturally, and said, "Ugly face monkey, what do you want to say?"

"Alas, golden monkey, do you know that if you take the throne of the monkey king, it will be like the sky. At that time, your extraordinary charm is probably not something that any female monkey can resist. Tell me, will the red-eyed she-monkeys let you go?"

The monkey was overjoyed in his heart, and continued with a forced smile: "At that time, you are afraid that you will not have to do anything, just lie down and enjoy, brother, I really envy you......"

A terrifying picture suddenly appeared in the golden monkey's mind: In the tree hole, seven or eight female monkeys swarmed up and forcibly mated with him! Outside, dozens of female monkeys lined up in a long line......

He really doesn't have to do anything every day, just wait for the "luck" of the female monkeys.

Not to mention that he is just a [Qi Refining Realm], even if he casts the body of a demon immortal, I am afraid that he will not be able to last for a few days and will die of exhaustion, right?

The golden snub-nosed monkey was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat: "Ugly-faced monkey...... Who said I'm going to fight for the monkey king? Don't talk nonsense, go back and help me talk to the female monkeys, but don't let them misunderstand. ”

The monkey patted his head and suddenly realized: "Ah! It turns out that you don't have this mind for the golden monkey, why didn't you say it earlier." Alas, what a pity, what a pity, the female monkeys would have been disappointed. ”

"That haha...... I did fail the female monkeys, I was so guilty, I immediately went back and thought about it behind closed doors. ”

The golden monkey let out of his steps and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

The finally burst out laughing, and lay down on the edge of the stream and rolled on the ground, saying, "Hahahaha! It turns out that the golden snub-nosed monkey is so popular among the female monkeys!"

The monkey pouted and smiled, "Hehe, it's not good to be too popular." If one is not good, he will die a miserable death. ”

"Giggles, the peony flowers are dead, and the ghosts are also romantic. "The are laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"Merry ghosts aren't that easy to do. "The monkey shuddered at the thought of a large group of female monkeys pounced on the golden monkeys.

The chickadee flapped its wings, spun in front of the monkey, and asked with a smile, "Monkey, if I ask you something, you must answer truthfully." ”

"Huh?"

"Hehe...... "smiled a little strangely, "tell me honestly, have you ever mated with a female monkey?"

"it! Look at Lao Tzu's Pegasus Meteor Fist!"

The answer to the is naturally the monkey's iron fist!