Spend a few seconds quietly.

"Huh?" Baozi scratched his bulging belly like a hill, "Monkey, just now I seemed to dream that the god said an oracle." ”

"It seems like it's true, I heard it too. There was a "squeak" sound from the top bun, apparently the monkey turned over.

"What are you talking about?"

"It's really ridiculous to say that there are beautiful women running naked downstairs. ”

"Oh, there's naked beauties downstairs, huh. ”

There were silences for a few seconds again.

"What!" the monkey and the bun cried at the same time.

The monkey didn't say a word, and turned directly down from the second layer, but it was still a step slower than the bun.

I don't know if Baozi took the wrong medicine, and he didn't even care about the shirt he didn't wear, so he got up and rushed directly to the balcony. Before anyone arrived, the voice had arrived, "The beautiful woman running naked downstairs, can Yaxing go to our house to talk about it?" Because Baozi knew that this was the sixth floor, he deliberately raised the volume.

The monkey is not as direct as the bun, and when it rolls over and lands, it does not forget to look around. The monkey spotted Ai Yan immediately, and there was a bit of confusion in his eyes, but the next moment it became clear. smiled awkwardly at Ai Yan, but did not rush to the balcony.

By this time, Baozi had run to the balcony, leaning on the edge of the wall and looking down, but there was nothing to gain, "Hey, this is really strange." ”

And at this moment, the many balconies of the boys' dormitory almost at the same time burst out of several heads, and after all of them looked downstairs several times, they all sighed, "It's really fast, I won't wait for a while." ”

Everyone retracted their heads one after another, and the people on several balconies around Room 601 also discovered the "sender" of the news at this time. Because the balcony of each dormitory is separated from each other by a low wall more than one meter high, when you look at Baozi at this time, you can only see Baozi's naked upper body. I saw that its thick fat body wriggled like water waves under the morning light, and indirectly flashed like maggots.

Several people around came to the same time again, and when they pulled up their legs, they could be said to have rushed back to the dormitory at the same time, away from the balcony, a place of right and wrong - spicy eyes!

Baozi was stunned for a moment, slowly lowered his head, and suddenly his fat face flushed and soared, and he ran back to the dormitory with a crawl.

When Baozi looked up again, he saw Ai Yan and Monkey with painful faces, and they were about to suffocate their internal injuries.

Baozi was helpless, and cried silently in his heart, "Hey, you Brother Bao and I have been wise all my life, but today we are all ruined, and there is not even a scumbag left! I am really smart, and I am confused for a while! Woo~, God is jealous of talents!

"Hahaha!" The two monkeys couldn't help it, "Baozi, talent, what a talent!"

"Yes, it's a rare gem in the world!"

The monkey sang and sang along with Ai Yan, and seemed to have forgotten who blamed Baozi for reacting too quickly and blocking his way.

"Hmph, my handsome man doesn't fight with ugly men! By the way, Ai Yan, why are you here?" Baozi hurriedly diverted the topic, if he continued like this, he would only have to drink and hate himself.

"Oh, yes. Baozi didn't say that Ai Yan almost forgot about business, "School textbooks, did you help me get them?"

"Of course!" Baozi said immediately, gesturing to the corner of the large desk in the dormitory, "There it is." ”

Ai Yan walked in the direction, but then began to make trouble again. Pointing to the three identical stacks of books, the top of which had already accumulated a thin layer of ash, asked, "Which pile is mine?"

"Oh?" said the monkey, "of course it is...... Uh, what's the stack? Huh? No,, you can come and see the buns, which stack is mine?"

Ai Yan: "......"

Pulling a stack of them casually and patting off the dust, Ai Yan asked again, "What are the lessons today?"

Originally, Ai Yan didn't have much hope that they would answer, but the miraculous thing was that they knew it, and they knew it very well, and they could still recite it backwards.

According to the monkey's explanation: "At the beginning of human beings, their nature is good, and teachers of all subjects are fickle. If the teaching is not strict, the teacher is lazy, and speculating on the teacher's intention is the most important. If you want to win a thousand miles, you must know yourself and your opponent. For the glorious cause of skipping classes for my generation, it is worth the hard work now! After all, there is no need to be prepared!"

“......”

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The horn of the class was sounded, and a group of people walked into the classroom like walking corpses. When the teacher was salivating and talking happily, a large area had already fallen under the lectern.

This class is a math lesson. The teacher is a middle-aged man, and the fitted suit matches his medium-sized figure, which looks very energetic. It's a pity that the students didn't call him.

The middle-aged teacher was dancing in front of him, and everyone listening to the class looked at the clock from time to time, praying that the lesson would end soon, and that they would not suffer some physical and mental damage.

The teacher looked at the students below and sighed that everyone was not enterprising, and they had a good living environment but they didn't have the heart to be competitive, so it seemed that they had to use some means.

The middle-aged teacher coughed lightly twice and said, "Let me ask you, how much is one plus one?" Bao Hui, you can answer this question. ”

At this time, Bao Hui was already lying on the desk, his saliva flowed for a long time, and his thoughts had drifted to the clouds.

Ai Yan reluctantly stabbed the bun with her mental power.

"Hmm, who has nothing to do to stab Lao Tzu! I don't want to mix up, do I?" Baozi didn't know which tendon was wrong, and when he woke up, he shouted on the spot.

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and some of them had blue faces. At this time, the middle-aged teacher's face also flashed with anger, but in the end, it was a senior teacher, and he still didn't immediately burst out, and said in a dark voice: "Bao Hui, you can answer the question I just raised." ”

After Baozi stood up, he said with a serious and confident attitude: "Teacher, I think this question is C." ”

Endure, I endure, I endure, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

When the middle-aged teacher heard this, although his face was calm, his trembling hands still exposed his angry psychology.

Brother, I can only help here, you can ask for more blessings!

"Yijie, you answer this question. ”

The monkey rose in response, and he was awakened by the sound of the bun just now. At this time, he held his chin and pretended to be a thinker for a while, and his tone was deep, and he replied solemnly: "Teacher, I have seriously thought about your question, but I found that it is extremely profound, unobtrusive, and can be called the pearl level existence in the crown of mathematics, and it is very complicated. The students' knowledge is shallow, and they still can't understand it after deep thinking. ”

"What do you mean......," the teacher asked rhetorically.

"The answer to this question is too difficult, I don't know. The monkey replied with a look of shame.

Burst!

"Hahaha!" Instantly, the whole class burst into laughter, and even a few students rolled up directly, laughing at the monkey and the bun, looking at each other face to face, but only seeing the undisguised blankness in each other's eyes.

Ai Yan bowed her head deeply. I don't know these two people.

"This question is C!hahaha-"

"Haha, this question is extremely profound, I don't know!"

............

The middle-aged teacher slapped the lectern hard, "Silence!"

The students couldn't help but laugh and sat back in their chairs, occasionally glancing at the monkey and the bun standing with a confused face.

The middle-aged teacher's face at this time was very exciting, iron-blue, his eyes flashed with fierce light, and his anger was ready to burst out at any time, burning the two monkeys to slag.

"You two, get out of here and stand outside the classroom door!"

The monkey and the bun seemed to have become accustomed to this, and when they heard this, they all nodded and trotted out of the classroom.

After the two of them left the teacher, the middle-aged teacher's eyes swept the audience, and his eyes showed some relief, secretly praising his own method of killing chickens and monkeys is very effective.

It's no wonder that there will be a brain-dead person who doesn't know whether to live or die at this time to come up with the teacher's gun, and that is simply death.

The class ended in such a mess, and when the suona of liberation sounded, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The middle-aged teacher didn't embarrass the monkey and the bun too much, after all, these two people also helped themselves. Of course, the two of them didn't know.

After a few words of ideological education, the monkey pulled Ai Yan and ran back to the dormitory with Baozi, as if there were stunning beauties waiting for them in the dormitory. And the bun is sighing that it is not easy to travel today, and his life is a star.

After returning to the dormitory, the monkey changed into a very lame dress and went out, and went to find love. And Baozi threw himself in front of the computer, thinking about whose small vault he would take first today.

"Buns. Ai Yan suddenly exclaimed.

"Hmm, what's wrong?" Baozi looked back at Ai Yan.

"Do me a favor. Ai Yan took out the "bee eye" and put it in front of the bun, "This thing has a coordinate positioning and tracking system in it, I want you to help me set a setting to block information." ”

"Oh, that's a little meaning!" Baozi replied, and then took out a bunch of wires out of nowhere, carefully picked out a matching one of them, and connected "Bee Eye" to his computer.

After a long time, Baozi said lightly, "I didn't expect you to have such a baby, this thing is really interesting, although the sparrows are small, they have all the organs, and some of them are better than computers." Give me some time, and I'll get it done for you!"

Seeing that Baozi said yes, Ai Yan was also a little happy in her heart, and finally solved the biggest drawback of this "bee eye".

According to what Baozi said before, there is no "main class" this morning, but it is the best time for my generation to skip class, it is a pity to miss it, but it is better to take action directly.

Ai Yan didn't have much to do when he thought about it, he didn't dare to wander around the campus casually like a monkey, if he accidentally ran into Ling Xue, she didn't know how to face her, but it was better not to see her.

Looking through the textbooks of various subjects, the dark luck is used to instill memory. This is a kind of talent plug-in that Ai Yan has discovered since he was a child, because his ability is mental power, so his brain cells are also stained with light, several times more active than ordinary people, and he remembers things very quickly, which can be called super memory, and he almost never forgets it. As a result, Ai Yan's academic performance has always been very good, and he is among the best in every exam. This is still the result of Ai Yan's lack of full power, if he uses all his strength, then in the eyes of others, he is no longer a human, but a god. Come to think of it, a student who has scored nearly perfect on all exams is really a bit outrageous.

After going through all the contents in the textbook, Ai Yan's eyes closed slightly, and she couldn't help but hook the corners of her mouth, and her heart was dark. Come to think of it, I've learned almost everything I need to learn in college.

Seeing that the bun was still tapping on the keyboard with ten fingers, he didn't mean to stop for a short time. Ai Yi didn't bother, took out the mobile phone that she planned to return to Long Yi today, and started to swipe the screen aimlessly bored.

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The sun is shining, and there are few white clouds in the blue sky. The early summer at Shiba University is still wonderful.

In the middle of the campus, some beautiful girls in short skirts strolled together in twos and threes, attracting the attention of countless male compatriots.

The summer breeze blew all over every corner of Zhihui University, making it more vigorous and youthful.

In room 601 on the sixth floor of the boys' dormitory, Ai Yan didn't know how long it took, and Baozi suddenly jumped in front of him, "Love, take a look, it's done!"

"Oh?" Ai Yan grabbed it and hurriedly turned on the light display.

"Look, here!" Baozi pointed to a small window in the upper corner that looked like a switch, "It's dormant now, as long as you open it here, then this little thing of yours can form an independent entity, and it will not be interfered with by any external information that is not agreed by the machine, and other internal information will not be leaked out, the encryption program set up by my brother for you is very powerful!"

"Okay!" Ai Yan clapped her hands excitedly, and almost couldn't help but step forward and kiss the bun a few bites, but in the end, reason prevailed, and she stubbornly suppressed the idea.

"By the way, Love, where did you get this thing from? Why have I never seen it?" Baozi scratched his head and asked the doubts in his heart.

"This ...... This is what my dad gave me when I went back to my hometown some time ago, my phone was accidentally scrapped, my dad is a mechanic, and he tinkers with this kind of stuff all day long, saying that it is for the convenience of contact in the future, so he gave me a thing of this. But I learned from him that it has a tracking function, and I thought that my dad would know where I went in the future, and I was upset when I thought about it, so I asked you to help me solve it. Ai Yan casually rambled a few words and was perfunctory.

"That's right. Baozi muttered, "Your dad is such a genius." ”

"That's!" replied, "Let's not talk about these useless things, why don't we go out for a walk?" ”

Baozi snorted disdainfully, "The monkey is just a stunned green, I'm much more professional than the monkey." Go on the road and create a wonderful encounter? That method is so vulgar, how can it compare to me going to the net girl? Besides, rabbits don't come out of the nest grass yet, look at our professional ethics, this is the upper-class youth of the 21st century!"

Ai Yan glanced at him, and said in his heart: You are so awesome, then why have you paid off your college order for three years?

At this time, the bun has already boarded QQ and began to defraud the girl from a good family. Ai Yan quietly walked behind him and peeked sideways.

The real name directly used in the QQ name of the chat object picked by Baozi is called Chen Ji.

Chen Ji? Ai Yan felt that this name was so familiar, it seemed that she had heard it somewhere. And the bun is also absolutely good, it is called a bun directly. But I think that except for the monkey and Ai Yan, no one knows that Baozi is him.

Baozi first sent a very poor greeting emoji.

It didn't take long for the other party to reply: You are ???

Baozi: A lonely lost person.

Chen: Do we know each other?

I just saw your name, and I felt very poetic, and at first glance, it made people feel refreshed and happy, and deeply attracted the curiosity of me, a beautiful man in his early twenties. By the way, you're not going to be a man, are you!?

Chen Ji: O(∩_∩)O, yes, you guessed the beauty and wrong...

Baozi: (a tearful expression) But it doesn't matter, I just want someone to talk to.

Chen Ji: Okay, buddy, I'll work hard to resolve your demons.

Buns: -_-||The world is huge, China has a population of more than 1.3 billion, but at this moment you and I can communicate, do you say this is a legendary fate?

Chen Ji: It seems that there is really a little bit of truth, it is really brotherhood!!

Baozi: Brother Tai is really refreshing, I didn't expect to meet a confidant in a few days, it is really an honor in my life. I don't know where my brother is high?

Chen Ji: It's just a student, so how can you talk about high education?

Baozi: I'm also a student, I'm at Zhibin University in the film market, what about you?

Chen Ji: Coincidentally, so am I!

Baozi: I'm a junior.

Chen Ji: It's a coincidence, so am I!

Baozi: It seems that it is really fate! I'm in the computer department, so you can't be too, right?

Chen Ji: No, I'm from the Chinese department.

Baozi: You really hit it off with your buddies today! I wonder if you can talk about it? Let's have a few drinks!

Chen: I'm sorry, I don't have time, I'll have to go out with my roommate later.

Baozi: Okay, I won't bother you, let's talk next time.

Chen: Okay.

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The bun was accepted when he saw it, and he withdrew from QQ, leaning back on the chair with a lewd smile.

"Who is Chen Ji?" asked Ai Yan.

"Chen Ji, don't you know? Last semester, she was the first in the poetry contest held by the universities in the city! And she is not only a talented girl, but also a beauty, it is said that from the end of the poetry contest to the present, the boys of various universities have taken the initiative to show her favor countless times, but she has not agreed, and she is still a single girl. Baozi replied to Ai Yan without much thought.

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