Chapter 60: The Old Horse Monkey's Thoughts
The little's mood at this time is particularly aggrieved, as if a piece of marshmallow is stuck in the throat, and he can't spit it out if he wants to, and he can't swallow it. The little face was blue for a while, purple for a while, it was really hard.
If she still had a faint disdain for the monkeys before, then at this moment, this disdain has been transformed into a thick disdain.
Rao is well-informed, and she never thought that people are invincible if they are cheap, and this monkey head is so shameless when he flatters him!
This demon monkey is the ugliest in the world, but he is surrounded by all the monkeys against his will as the Monkey King?
Alas, it's really a world that is declining and a monkey's heart is not ancient!
The' stomachs are churning, and they really want to find a place to vomit.
And the monkey squatting on the naturally formed Qinglan stone throne is really proud of the spring breeze this time.
Enjoying the worship of the monkey monkey grandchildren, the monkey's heart seems to be a little fluttering.
Monkey he ...... It's really tsundere!
In fact, it would be embarrassing to let the monkey himself propose the title of Monkey King, but I didn't expect this golden monkey to be so well-behaved and interesting, I really know what he meant!
Well, you must add a separate meal to the golden monkey for a while, at least three chicken legs!
In order to win the monkey's heart, the monkey naturally took this opportunity to announce loudly: "Monkeys, this king is happy today and is determined to celebrate with the sky. Everyone also saw that there is a spirit wine immortal brew hidden in the Water Curtain Cave, and if you drink it, you can at least increase your life for ten years. Little ones, go and move ten altars over immediately, we won't get drunk today!"
"The king, the little one just investigated. This water curtain cave is quite strange, not only there are more than 300 altars of spirit wine immortal brewing, but also hundreds of rare treasures. In addition, there is a very wide clear spring sweet pond at the bottom, and the heat is boiling, which can be used for thousands of people to bathe. Could this be the blessed heaven and earth of some great power in ancient times?"
A clever monkey scratched his face and cheeks, and jumped out impatiently to ask.
On the stone pillar at the entrance of the cave, the couplet of "Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave Cave Sky" has long indicated that there was once a great power to use this cave as a place of cultivation. And the treasures and immortal wine in the cave must also be left by the great power.
The monkey pointed at the hairy monkey and smiled lightly: "I didn't expect your monkey head to have such a vision." That's right, the previous cave master of this Water Curtain Cave was a super power. As for what is sacred, there are different opinions. Maybe it has already flown to the Nine Heavens, maybe it is in the ground, and we don't need to pay attention to it. In short, now this water curtain cave belongs to us. Come on, give each monkey a spirit wine fairy brew. ”
As a result, the monkeys put the question of the ownership of the Water Curtain Cave behind them, and immediately stared intently at the immortal wine brought up by a few monkey cubs, salivating in their mouths.
The wine jar is opened, and the water curtain cave is surrounded by fairy fragrance, like a dream.
When you smell it, you immediately feel radiant and energetic, and when you take a small bite, a warm current bursts out of your heart, permeating your whole body.
There is also a monkey head that transforms into a knot on the spot, and breaks through the cultivation on the spot.
"This, this, this ......"
"Oh my God! Spirit wine has such an effect!"
The monkeys were shocked and dumbfounded.
With just a small sip, they clearly felt that they had increased their life span for at least fifty years, and the meridians in their bodies had expanded by more than half!
"Boom, boom!"
A popping sound was heard.
However, it was a black-haired monkey who had been stuck in the [Qi Refining Realm] for many years, and after just drinking two sips of spiritual wine, the demon body was strongly shocked, and the shackles in his body collapsed violently, and he stepped into the [Initial Realm of Condensation] in one fell swoop!
This is the second Contemplation Realm monkey in the group after the old horse monkey.
The monkeys were red-faced, red-eared by three points redder than their own buttocks, and their faces were so drunk that they began to stagger even when they walked.
Of course, the also tasted a few bites, and his little eyes suddenly lit up, and he whispered in the monkey's ear: "Monkey, this spirit wine is really a treasure of the fairy family, and after eating a bite, the blood surges, and the breath is condensed, could it be that this is what you call the monkey wine of the Monkey Monkey?"
Seeing that all the monkeys had eaten the monkey wine, the monkey was a little disappointed, and said with a bitter face: "This kind of immortal wine is the monkey wine I mentioned before, but unfortunately it has no effect in my belly, and this demon pill still can't condense." ”
"It's all said, there must be something wrong with your demon body, you should find an expert immortal to take a look. The was also curious about what was going on with this monkey's demon body, and it stands to reason that it should have been married a long time ago.
"Well, after conquering Huaguo Mountain, I will go to the sea to seek immortals. ”
The monkey was also a little anxious.
If it develops according to the original plan, the stone monkey will go to Fangcun Mountain to learn art, it will be three hundred years later.
I don't know if it's him now, and he went to Fangcun Mountain three hundred years earlier, will the Bodhi Patriarch accept him as a disciple?
But you have to give it a try.
What's more, Patriarch Bodhi doesn't have much affection for the Buddha. Otherwise, I would not have given up the spiritual mountain, abandoned the Buddha fruit, and established my own Taoism!
The wrinkled his little face, and said quite distressedly: "This monkey wine is really precious, and it can't be distributed indiscriminately to those monkey cubs who don't have natural strength." In the blink of an eye, the Ten Jars of Immortal Brew have already been eaten!"
The monkey swept the gloom on his face and said with a smile: "Hahaha, it's okay, I just became the monkey king, and I will celebrate with everyone." After today, I will definitely not waste such treasures indiscriminately. I'm generous, but I'm not a fool, hehe...... If this batch of monkey wine is used well, how can it also create the Ten Great Demon Kings!"
Like the monkey who casually sealed the Batu Cave as the Bull Demon King before, it was just self-deception. Only by casting the body of a demon fairy can you be regarded as a demon king in the true sense.
Only then did the relax and say: "It seems that you are not drunk, so the old lady is relieved." ”
By this time, the monkeys, who were too drunk to drink, were already staggering, drunk, purring and hunting.
The monkey squatting on the stone chair half-squinted his eyes, and his essence flashed: ", that old horse monkey is a time bomb, I have to go and meet him for a while." You help me find those five monkeys, whether I can subdue the old horse monkey, it's tonight!"
Although the monkey has become the king of monkeys, and there are five monkeys to support him, this position is not as stable as imagined.
If you don't subdue the old horse monkey for a day, you will have to be afraid for a day.
The identity of this old horse monkey may not be known to all the monkeys, but for the monkeys, they know the roots. He is a chess piece laid by the Buddha, in order to guide the monkey step by step on a pre-set route.
The cicada noise forest is quiet, and the birdsong mountain is more secluded.
It was already a moment in the middle of the night, and it was quiet in the dead of night, except for the bright crescent moon that still hung in the sky, refusing to fall for a long time.
The old horse monkey was not drunk, he still wanted to secretly kill the monkey when all the monkeys were drunk, and then push the stone monkey to the throne tomorrow, but he didn't know that this monkey king was the first to come to the door.
"The old monkey congratulates the king on winning the throne of the monkey king. ”
The old horse monkey pressed the surging killing intent in his heart, but he also wanted to see what the monkey head was doing, so he arched his hand and complimented.
"Old horse monkey, how many years have you been here in Huaguo Mountain?" the monkey glanced at the old horse monkey incomprehensibly, and then asked lightly.
Of course, the monkey knows that the old horse monkey is not so easy to deal with. But after all, he has the memory of his previous life and knows that this old horse monkey is cautious by nature, and this has just become the weakness of the old horse monkey.
Grasping this breakthrough point, the monkey turned on the actor mode, ready to play his own expertise to fool the old horse monkey.