"Primitive society is good, primitive society is good, primitive society people come to run bare-assed......" The stereo hissed in the neon swept bar, and the man in the bar kept scanning the body of the young girl in open clothes in front of him, like a predatory cheetah. Everything in the bar is full of hormonal temptations.

"Didn't you say yes, come out, hi? Why hasn't the girl come yet? If you don't come, you have to inform me......" An old man in the corner, who was a little sloppy and looked like he was sixty years old, muttered, staring at the ** who couldn't be restrained by the leopard-print stockings girl's tight-fitting low-cut shirt not far away, swallowing saliva. When the girl was completely out of sight, she licked her lips unsatisfied, "Tut-tut, I don't know that the sister is so big, and I haven't caught it, it seems that I will have to get her drunk and create opportunities later......"

The old man pinched his middle finger as he spoke, and then his eyes showed a fierce light, "Nima Xiaoyaozi, you slut, dare to dig into the corner of my Qinglingzi, Poor Dao has to invite you to eat flying sword ...... today"

In a poor mountain village in H City, a stone-built blue-tiled house is busy.

"Hard!"

"Ah...... It hurts ......"

"Hold on! It's coming out soon! Hold on, work hard!"

"Du Dong of the dog day, Lao Tzu is going to die of pain...... Ah......h

"Dudong, hot water!"

Du Dong, who was anxiously stomping outside the door, hurriedly handed over a basin of hot water, and with the sound of slamming the door, Du Dong had to pace back and forth to release the anxiety, tension and excitement in his heart, and a trace of sweat oozed from his forehead.

"Boom" "Boom" A newborn baby's cry sounded with thunder, Du Dong's frowning brows showed joy, and he couldn't wait to rush into the house.

At the moment when Du Dong entered the house, there was a loud sound of "coaxing", which made Du Dong, who was too excited, look confused, and an unknown object fell in front of him from the sky, and the long sword inserted next to him was particularly dazzling. Du Dong slowly raised his head, and a full moon shone through the big hole in the roof.

"Ahem...... This god is so shameless, the poor road didn't cross the catastrophe, the second didn't pretend to be forced, and he was actually struck by lightning? Isn't it just the use of deduction? If you want to split early, you can split later, you have to split ...... when I fly" The unknown object got up, brushed his hair, and tidied up his clothes, but it was just like that......

"I think we need to talk about compensation!" Du Dong said, grabbing the other party's collar.

"Compensation? How to compensate? Poor Dao flew well in the sky, a thunder that slashed at your house accidentally injured Poor Dao, your family either someone is pretending to be forced or installed a lightning rod, I don't need to compensate me more, just pay me tens of thousands of spirit stones!"

"Yo, are you still reasonable? If you don't pay for it, don't think about standing up and walking out of Dujiagou today!"

"You don't have to walk the poor road, you can fly on the poor road!"

"Du Dong, the ...... with the handle" A woman in her fifties came out of the back room with a crying baby, looked at Du Dong and the two who were facing each other, and exclaimed after looking at the mess in front of her: "Ouch, the kung fu house that gave birth to a baby has been demolished?"

"Who is so bold as to dare to demolish my Li Ailing's house?" Mrs. Wang, please go and call my eldest brother and second brother!" came a woman's weak voice from the back room.

When Wang Po heard this, she handed the baby in her arms to Du Dong, rushed out of the house and shouted as she ran: "Li Dazhu, Li Er is stunned, your sister's house has been demolished!"

"It's good that you lost it quickly, you don't inquire, my two brothers-in-law are famous pig killers nearby, that stupid and cute big fat pig, my brother-in-law stabbed down, blood splashed, making people cry and cry, that miserable ......" Du Dong said with some sympathy.

"The Heavenly Spirit Root came to the world, no wonder, no wonder...... But this thief is too troublesome, I used the derivation technique and the heavenly spirit root to combine the two thunderbolts into the world to solve the problem......" Looking at the child in Du Dong's arms, he didn't care about Du Dong's kind reminder, and showed a smile on his face, "This little brother, the poor Dao Emei Mountain Qingxu Guan respects the Qing Lingzi, the noble son is different from ordinary people, the poor Dao has the heart to accept him as an apprentice, teach him what he has learned all his life, and give the heavens a great ......"

"Little your sister's brother, call big brother!"

"Uh...... Isn't this a little inappropriate, but I'm also a thousand-year-old man......"

"Ahh

"Well, this is the Taoist certificate of the poor Dao!"

"It's a set of debts!"

"Who dares to demolish my sister's house?" a rough voice came, and two shirtless sturdy men each carried a pig-killing knife with a sinister face.

Qing Lingzi pinched his fingers, and the body of the long sword inserted in the ground trembled, and flew up out of thin air, and the sound similar to a brake sounded and stopped abruptly.

Li Dazhu and Li Er were stunned with nervous faces, staring at the long sword that was lying across their necks out of thin air, only 0.01 millimeters away from cutting their throats, swallowed saliva, and their faces were dripping with sweat that I didn't know whether it was hot or nervous.

Everyone is a civilized person, and you can't dance a sword or sword because of a trivial matter...... Li Dazhu swallowed his saliva.

"This attitude, just with this attitude, is completely shrouded in the aura of socialism and grown!" Qing Lingzi asked teasingly, "What's the baby's name?"

"Dudu Du ......"

"Frost leaves red in February...... Let's call it Du Feng! I'll pick up people in three years! This little thing will improve my life, don't be bitter for my apprentice!" Qing Lingzi glanced at Du Dong, waved his big hand, and a pair of golden things appeared out of thin air, and then with a move, the long sword pair flew straight in front of him, jumped on the sword body in depth, and left with the sword.

"The frost leaves are red in February, what does it have to do with maple...... Du Dong looked confused, and the two brothers-in-law Li Dazhu and Li Er were also stunned.

"So much gold, so much gold, so developed......" Then a burst of exclamation shook the mountains and forests, and shook the birds that roosted there.

......

"Such as the fairy, this is the purple branch rose, although it is a flower, but full of love freehand, poor road unintentionally attracted by it, is the so-called fragrant flower to the beauty, poor road courage to pick a gift to the fairy. In the fairy mountain, Xiaoyaozi, who was dressed in a white robe, sniffed the roses in his hand and handed them to the Ruyan fairy who stood more than ten meters away.

"Are you done?" Xiaoyaozi greedily sniffed the hand that sent the rose, and said with an intoxicated face, "Give Qing roses, and there will be residual fragrance." ”

Ruyan almost fell, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.

"I heard a dog barking in Emei, but I didn't expect it to be a dog toad!" Qing Lingzi's voice went from far to near.

"I mean, where did the smell come from, it's really smoky!Qing Lingzi Daoyou, you shouldn't have taken a bath for decades? I don't change my clothes in tatters, I just have a lot of toothpaste and toothbrushes, rinse your mouth and go get rid of bad breath!" Xiaoyaozi said as he said that a toothbrush and toothpaste appeared out of thin air in his hand.

"Cut, shouldn't your mother have left the placenta to raise you when she gave birth to you, right?" I said why the more I look at you, the more disgusting I become, good dogs don't get in the way, you block the Ruyan sister, don't let her go on a date with me, do you know the consequences?" Qing Lingzi said and sharpened his nails with the tip of his sword. This action made Xiaoyaozi's eyelids twitch, and the picture of challenging Qing Lingzi fifty years ago flashed in his mind, and he said without confidence, "Qing Lingzi, you are not crazy, as far as I know, you don't have a long lifespan!"

"It doesn't matter, I'll take you with me before I die anyway, otherwise it's boring for me to go there alone?"

"You ......" Xiaoyaozi was speechless for a while, he was the second largest cultivator in Huaxia, and the challenge fifty years ago was abused into a dog by Qing Lingzi, and he was in tears when he thought about it.

Xiaoyaozi thought about it and said mockingly, "I have a lot of disciples, I think they will bring a stereo subwoofer or something, and they will go to your grave to bounce around!"

"There are not many apprentices, but in the fine, look at me, my disciple is so good, born with thunder and lightning blessings, did I say it?" Qing Lingzi said with a proud face, "Besides, how do you know that I won't break through? Even if I don't break through Shouyuan, my apprentice can still beat you to call Mom!"

"Strange, there are still people who are willing to worship you as a teacher? Could it be that you saw that there was no hope of a breakthrough, so you casually found a crooked melon and cracked jujube to put on a linen and wear filial piety for yourself? Is it a mule or a horse that leads you out and slips away, and compares with my apprentice who has not practiced qi for ten years. ”

"Cut, what's the same as that...... Boundless, yes! Boundless! Compare with Boundless! Twenty years, twenty years later, there is no end to abuse!"

"Twenty years? Twenty years is not enough for your apprentice to be born to practice qi!

"My apprentice hasn't been weaned yet! I just want to tell you what strength is to slap your face!"

......

Sure enough, there was nothing wrong with the woman when the man was in a commotion, and the big fairy disappeared depressedly in the quarrel between the two......

Three years later, Du Jiagou, Du Dong's stone-built blue-tiled house stood in the original location of a small western-style building, and Du Dong on the recliner looked at the big brother with a comfortable face: "Hey, Xiao Chen, the project hasn't been taken down yet?"

"Du Dong, do you really plan to let Feng'er worship that old thing as a teacher?" Li Ailing, who was greedily enjoying sunbathing on the side, waited for Du Dong to finish the phone call and asked.

"Otherwise, didn't you see that old man stepping on a flying sword that day!" Du Dong said with a yearning expression. Li Ailing did pout, "I think you are worried about the gold of that old thing......"

"Who doesn't like gold? It seems that there are still a lot of old men, and this time I will definitely knock her hard!" Du Dong said indifferently.

"Do you still have a conscience? I don't know if that old thing is highly educated. It's just that Feng'er is so young, so I have to follow that old thing to the deep mountains and wild forests to be a savage, in case I can't eat well and dress badly......" Li Ailing said and got up, looking at Du Feng, who was scratching his head and thinking about the puzzle in front of him, with a worried face. Suddenly, as if she had suddenly thought of something, Li Ailing pulled Du Dong up, "Go to the supermarket! Call all the idle people in your company, the old lady can't be bitter about her son!"

The only department store in H City, words similar to the following constantly sounded......

"That Wahaha Feng'er loves to drink it the most, according to one bottle a day, come first for twenty years!"

"What, this has a shelf life of only six months......"

"Didn't you say that the old thing has great powers? If you can't solve the shelf life problem, you won't apprentice!"

"The baby is still young, and some of these magazines are not suitable for his physical and mental health......"

"Didn't the great man say, everything must start with the baby! You don't want to hug your grandson, I still want to, resolutely erase all possibilities that I can't hold my grandson!"

For a time, the behavior of the Du Dong couple set off a shopping frenzy, which spread from H City and gradually affected the whole of China. In 2000, when China was still dominated by supply and marketing cooperatives, countless shrewd businessmen smelled business opportunities, and a supermarket wind arose for a while, so that the supply and marketing cooperatives gradually retreated from people's sight.

PS: Collection recommended, just come on!