Chapter 37: Dragons Have Dragons (1)
"I don't know which Taoist friend came to my small Longmen Inn, and I ask for your forbearance if there is a place where the hospitality is not good. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Just when Long Yunfeng was about to make a move, a loud and deep voice sounded.
I saw a middle-aged man about forty years old walking up, the middle-aged man was wearing a yellow robe, his appearance was unremarkable, and he was definitely a person who threw it away and never saw a trace again. Only the occasional flash of light in his eyes showed that this person was definitely a shrewd and capable person.
Looking at the middle-aged man, Long Yunfeng had a faint smile on his face, Ao Qian, the Dragon King of the Yellow River with the reputation of the Fifth Dragon King, is also the target of this trip.
Ao Qian hugged his fist towards the nine-headed insect, neither humble nor arrogant: "Daoyou is a guest from afar, and I must not be happy to break up with the host's family because of such a trivial matter, if you want to have a good position, the private room on the third floor is still empty, if you don't dislike it, you can go to the private room on the third floor to eat quietly, and I will ensure that the two of you eat happily and have fun, as for the wine money, it will be all free, and it should be an apology for the trouble caused to the two by poor hospitality, how about it?"
"Oh, you're a sensible person, well, Uncle Ben will give you this face, princess, let's go." Seeing that the master's house came out, the nine-headed worm didn't make any more trouble, although he was not afraid, but as the middle-aged man said, there was no need. He agreed, turned his head and asked the Princess of All Saints.
"Good...... No, I want that table. "The princess of all saints and the nine-headed insect are also in the same mind, she didn't have the intention of dwelling on it anymore, but out of the corner of her eye, she saw Long Yunfeng sitting by the window, but her mind changed, and she pointed to the table where Long Yunfeng was sitting.
"What table?" The nine-headed insect looked in the direction pointed by the Princess of All Saints, and also found Long Yunfeng, the guy who had been brought by himself as a green hat, immediately understood the mind of the Princess of All Saints, and said with a smile: "According to the princess's wishes, the shopkeeper, we want that table." ”
"W-Isn't this okay? I'm afraid there's a bad rule. Ao Gan hesitated.
Although the name of the Yellow River is a river, this river is actually no worse than the sea, and this river has an extraordinary origin and is unpredictable.
In Long Yunfeng's previous life, the Yellow River was known as the "mother river" of the Chinese nation, and according to ancient legends, this mother river was formed by the tears left by Nuwa Niangniang.
And here, although there is no such saying in the Yellow River, it is rumored that when Nuwa Niangniang made up for the sky, although she was selfless dedication and self-sacrifice, she was also nostalgic for everything in this desolate land, so when she was dying, she shed a drop full of Nuwa Niangniang's tears of nostalgia for the world. And this tear turned into the Yellow River.
As for the truth of this legend, Ao Gan himself does not know. But he knows another secret of the Yellow River - the Dragon Pool, a pool that claims to turn decay into magic.
Every 100 years, tens of millions of dragon carp containing dragon blood in the Yellow River jump to the end of the Yellow River, hoping to enter the dragon pond and turn into a dragon by carp. That is, the folk legend of "carp jumping over the dragon gate". This is where the Dragon Gate Inn gets its name.
Therefore, although the Yellow River is only a river, the strength of the Yellow River Dragon Palace is no less than that of the Four Seas Dragon Palace, and it is independent of the Four Seas Dragon Palace, the only Dragon Palace that is not under the jurisdiction of the Four Seas Dragon King, so it is excluded and suppressed by the Four Seas Dragon King.
The only advantage is that they are constantly suppressed by the Four Seas Dragon Palace, and the dragons of the Yellow River Dragon Palace still maintain their arrogance and bloodiness, and the dragon clan of the same level is much stronger than that of the Four Seas Dragon Palace, like Ao Qian, although he is the same as the Dragon King of the Four Seas in the late stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal, he alone is capable of rivaling three dragon kings.
Today, Ao Gan stayed in the private room on the third floor, and only came down when he heard the noise, and at a glance, Ao Gan felt that the person in front of him was unfathomable, and he was definitely not the enemy of his ability, so he gave his private room to the nine-headed insect, and invited the nine-headed insect to go to the private room on the third floor.
It's just that now the request of the nine-headed worm makes him a little embarrassed, although he is not really the shopkeeper, the Dragon Gate Inn is just a place he uses to hide people's ears, but he drives the guests away for no reason, which is somewhat against his moral code.
"What's wrong, Uncle Ben asked for it, and he dared not to give it. Seeing Ao Gan's hesitation, the nine-headed insect was furious, in front of the beauty, if he didn't humiliate the waste who was cuckolded by himself, how could he show how majestic and mighty Uncle Ben was, so that Wan Sheng could understand how correct her choice was.
As he spoke, he walked to Long Yunfeng's table with the Princess of All Saints, squinted at Long Yunfeng and said with disdain: "Sissy waste who can't even keep his wife, why don't you get out with this dead fat pig and give up the position to Uncle Ben and the princess, otherwise Uncle Ben doesn't mind teaching you to be a man again, and teaching you to be a man like the night of the candle night in your cave room." ”
"Death, they didn't give it to you that night, that night was the night of the candles in our cave room, what does it have to do with this silver-like wax spear head?" Wan Sheng leaned on the nine-headed insect and threw it away, and said with a coquettish face, looking at Long Yunfeng with undisguised disdain in his eyes.
"That's that, princess, it's me who was wrong, that's me and you spend candle nights, haha, I can be worthy of the princess, and I'm the nine-headed worm who can be worthy of you, which is this sissy silver-like wax gun head that is worthy of, haha......" The nine-headed worm hugged the princess of all saints, with a smug face, and he didn't take Long Yunfeng in his eyes at all in his tone.
Zhu Bajie was furious when he heard it, what does it mean to "get out with this dead fat pig", not to mention grabbing Lao Tzu's position, but also sprinkling a handful of salt on Lao Tzu's wound, Lao Tzu, I was degraded to a pig is depressed enough, you Wang Bajie still said it? When did Zhu Bajie receive this kind of anger in his life, that is, when he was in heaven, he was beaten by Bixiao because he expressed his love to Bixiao, and he never had such a shame.
Zhu Bajie always laughs on weekdays, heartless, but this kind of person either doesn't hold grudges and remembers grudges, which is the most terrifying.
Da Luo Jin Immortal is amazing? You and I are a senior brother who eats dry rice, and any move can reveal the endless mysteries and the avenue of my ancestor, and a few words can make Yunxiao and Guanyin agree.
Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed nail bar was already ready to move, just waiting for Long Yunfeng to make a move, and he pounced on it, the male to the senior brother, and the female to himself.
From their words, Zhu Bajie also understood what was going on, what happened to Little White Dragon back then was vigorous and alarmed the Three Realms. There is no way to do good things without going out, bad things spread thousands of miles, people in this world of gods and demons have cultivated for thousands of years at every turn, and life is also very boring on weekdays, and it is not easy to talk about it after dinner. Especially the reflection of Heavenly Court, which is even more boring.
Moreover, since the establishment of the Heavenly Court, Xiao Bailong is also the only one who has been accused of the crime of disobedience and has been sentenced to the Dragon Terrace. So although Zhu Bajie had been demoted at that time, he still knew about such a sensational thing.
The hatred of killing his father and taking his wife, that is not the same as the sky, Zhu Bajie doesn't believe it, he can bear Long Yunfeng.
To Zhu Bajie's surprise, Long Yunfeng's face was flat when he heard it, and the hideous face he had revealed before also disappeared, but he asked with a faint smile: "Senior brother, do you know these two?"
"I don't know. I lost my appetite when I saw it, if I really knew him, then I didn't have a son and no asshole, and whoever knew him was unlucky. "Zhu Bajie doesn't understand what kind of medicine is sold in Long Yunfeng's gourd, he was angry a moment ago, why is it dead now, but a mouthful of poisonous tongue does not spare the nine-headed worm and the princess of all saints, and that mouth is called a poison.
"Don't you know? Then he is definitely not your son, senior brother and I don't have such a son, is it possible that this fool thinks that all the men in the world are his father, and he must let him. Or does his mother sleep all over the world, so everyone is his father who lets him?" Long Yunfeng looked curious, and seemed to be really puzzled. Is it just that what he said, which made the whole face of the hydra purple with anger.
"Hahaha...... Senior brother is so right, this product probably thinks that the two of us are his father's pinch. But if my old pig had such a son, my old pig would definitely strangle him to death while he was still in swaddling clothes, so as not to be embarrassed. Zhu Bajie suddenly lay on the table and laughed out loud when he heard this, he didn't understand what Long Yunfeng meant before, but now he suddenly laughed and his stomach hurt, the senior brother he just recognized was too thief. I've never seen such a curse, how far to hide in the future, it's okay not to provoke, otherwise you will definitely be killed.
If Long Yunfeng knew Zhu Bajie's thoughts, he would probably be aggrieved again, is this a harsh scolding? In the 21st century, he scolded a lot more ruthlessly, even in the past few decades of traveling in the world, he has heard a lot of dirtier swear words than this. can only say that Zhu Bajie is lonely and unheard.
After Long Yunfeng's words were finished, there was a wordless silence in the restaurant at first, and then a burst of laughter broke out. The arrogance of the hydra has long made them dissatisfied, and now that they have the opportunity to ridicule, they will naturally not miss the opportunity.
"Haha, what that boy said is so funny, it's not your father who let you, it's so funny. ”
"That's right, the nostril-facing dumb man probably treats everyone as his father and lets everyone let him. ”
"Cut! Just like the fat man said before, if Lao Tzu wanted such a son, he would have strangled him to death a long time ago, and he could still live until now?"
"Hey, maybe his wife was angry with him? That's why he's alive until now. ”
"And what about his father?"
"Needless to say, he must have put on his pants and left after doing it, I guess I didn't know that there was such a cheap son at all!"
"Brother Ren is right, I asked for a girl in Yihong Courtyard a few days ago, maybe it is his wife. ”
"Oh, Brother Ren also likes to go to Yihong Courtyard, so later, let's go to Le Hele together. ”
"Makes sense! ”
"It turned out to be a fellow practitioner, then let's go later, the younger brother paid the bill. ”
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Not to mention the two lewd brothers and lewd brothers, discuss how to go to Yihong Courtyard later. Let's just say that the nine-headed insect listened to Long Yunfeng's words, his face turned purple with anger, and the momentum on his body fluctuated, he never thought that the "silver-like wax spear head" in front of him, who had been trampled under his feet, would now dare to insult himself in front of him like this.
The lungs of the hydra are about to explode, if Long Yunfeng is an unknown person, the nine-headed insect is not even so angry, but he is far inferior to himself in the impression, he was trampled under his feet, and even his fiancée robbed him of the "waste" to insult, this huge psychological gap makes the whole person of the nine-headed insect like a volcano about to erupt.
"Who dares to say another word?"
The nine-headed insect roared angrily, and the momentum of Da Luo Jinxian came out unreservedly, and the coercion like a high mountain was pressed heavily on people's hearts. The people who had been talking about it before vomited blood and were pushed to the wall and unconscious, and the entire second floor was in shambles, with all the food and alcohol scattered on the ground.
On the entire second floor, only Long Yunfeng, Zhu Bajie, the Yellow River Dragon King Ao Qian, the Princess of Ten Thousand Saints, and the nine-headed worm, the initiator, were still awake.
The nine-headed insect's eyes were full of cruelty, looking at Long Yunfeng, his eyes were like two sharp swords, and the coercion of Da Luo Jin Immortal pierced Long Yunfeng's heart.
Unexpectedly, Long Yunfeng just glanced at him lightly, just like looking at a clown, and turned his head to look at Ao Qian, the Dragon King of the Yellow River, calmly: "Shopkeeper, as your guest, Young Master Ben is now being threatened, and the guests on the entire second floor are being pressed unconscious, I don't know how you want to deal with it?"