Chapter 3 is obsessed
Wang Yunshu's favorite place to go is Huangquan Road, where there are not only all kinds of ghosts, but also love to tell stories, she loves it very much.
(Ghosts: Hey, there's no way, there's a red-clothed ghost at the intersection, and she won't let you go if you don't tell a story.) Resisting? What are you kidding, you don't see that the ghosts are all turning a blind eye, and at first glance, they have a backer. )
There are a few clever ghosts, after telling the story, they will teach Yun Shu a few tricks they are good at, Yun Shu is not in vain, when she meets a widow who is not filial piety at four o'clock, she will give her the gold and silver ingots given to her by her parents and sisters-in-law as a bundle.
If she encounters something pleasing to the eye, she will even tear off a trace of merit on her body and give it away, which makes the judge scold her for being a loser.
But Yun Shu, who has a generous temperament and is not informal, is a good mix in the underworld, and he also mingles with the ghosts, and he has also learned some real skills.
You must know that those who can become ghosts are at least old ghosts who have practiced for five hundred years, like this judge, who has been in the underworld for two thousand years, and he took out a funeral item to the Yang world to be worth at least hundreds of thousands.
This made Yun Shu regret for the first time, her parents did not give birth to her in ancient times.
And Yun Shu's second favorite is the karmic fire red lotus pond in hell, where there is expected to be a rimless karmic fire red lotus, and each lotus has a little red flame burning in his heart, which is the famous red lotus karmic fire in the underworld.
Most of the people who can experience in the red lotus karmic fire have a backer, and those who don't have a background are all tormented in the sword mountain, fire, and oil pot of the eighteenth layer of hell.
There are people everywhere, there are no exceptions in heaven and earth, isn't it proved in "Journey to the West": those who have backers have been taken away, and those who have no backers have been beaten to death with a stick.
In the tenth year of her arrival in the underworld, Yun Shu's anger not only did not disappear at all, but seeing that there was a trend of big victories, she applied to the judge for a red lotus karmic fire, and went in from time to time to burn it.
The pain was really painful, and it hurt so much that she was soul-shattering, but when she came out and recovered her mind, she would go in and burn, just like a week off.
Therefore, Wang Yunshu, as the strangest ghost in the underworld, is listed as a scene in the underworld.
In the 20th year of her arrival in the underworld, Yun Shu personally sent her father's soul to drink Meng Po soup, and after another nine years, she said goodbye to her mother.
At this time, the red clothes on Yun Shu's body have turned into a white skirt, but there is still a red belt on his waist, and he still can't be reincarnated.
It wasn't until the 50th year that she entered the underworld that she personally sent the souls of her brother and sister-in-law into reincarnation, and she really recovered to the bright and bright-toothed girl she was back then.
And she finally knew that her life's obsession was her relatives, and it was also her causal bond, so she stopped.
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"Your Excellency, I can finally be reincarnated this time. Actually, I'm quite reluctant to let you go, it's good to stay in the prefecture to take the civil service exam.
However, the inflation in the prefecture is too serious, the housing prices are higher than those in the capital, and I still need to buy cultivation materials, I think it is better for me, a lazy person, to be reincarnated in a rich family to enjoy happiness. ”
The judge looked at the little girl smiling, and he didn't know what to say.
And Yun Shu said that she hadn't seen the judge talk for a long time, and when she looked at the judge's face again, she sighed in her heart.
However, after staying in the underworld for so many years, she can be regarded as having seen the world, calmed down a little, and said, "Lord Judge, if something happens, just tell me directly!"
The judge said with some embarrassment: "This matter is actually a mistake of our underworld. Previously, you were full of anger and merit, and this strange image disturbed your life, but now that the fate line is back on track, we find out that your life is not over.
But these 50 years have passed, and your body has long been cremated, but your longevity is not over, and you cannot be reincarnated. ”
When Yun Shu heard this, he really didn't know what to say.
1 And the judge is also very helpless, this matter is really unpredictable and fateful, but fortunately, Yan Jun has found a remedy.
The judge looked at Yun Shu with an envious expression, it is good to have a good ancestor.
Who would have thought that the city god of T City is really a great creation, and he actually got the inheritance of Hou Tu Niangniang, and it will not take a hundred years to fly to heaven, break away from the ranks of the earth, and rank in the immortal class.
Now that this city god has received the news that Yun Shu cannot be reincarnated, although he did not come directly to the underworld, he sent his subordinates to send a magic weapon to his juniors.
Thinking of this, the judge hurriedly punched a ring into Yun Shu's soul body, and then stuffed a red lotus karmic fire into it with a distressed face.
This made Yun Shu a little confused, this red lotus karmic fire is extremely precious, in the underworld, except for those of them who go through the back door, only the ghosts who have made great achievements can get a trace of fire and forge the ghost body.
Now that the judge actually gave her one, and the ring didn't look like an ordinary product, Yun Shu was a little flustered, what does this mean?
The judge explained: "Although you can't be reincarnated, because your merits are too great, you can return your yang to live the 50 years of yang life." Because it was a mistake of the underworld, Yan Jun was in charge and lent you a red lotus karmic fire to protect you from evil and diseases. ”
Speaking of this, the judge once again showed a distressed expression, and deliberately pointed out: "You can remember, this red lotus karmic fire was lent to you, and when you return to the underworld after 50 years, you will have to pay it back." ”
Seeing Yun Shu roll his eyes, he was a little weak-hearted, coughed, and continued: "As for the ring, it was given to you by your ancestors, and it is a storage space." ”
When Nuan Nuan heard this, she was overjoyed, she was going to start the life of the goldfinger heroine?
Whether it's the red lotus fire or the storage space, which of these two things is a treasure.
Although the red lotus karmic fire is borrowed, but where will the use be as simple as the judge said, when she is stupid, in her hands, she naturally has to make the best use of it.
And the storage space is even better, Yun Shu has already thought of Lingquan and Lingtian, these are all basic configurations, and he will drool when he thinks about it.
It's just that she just wanted to take a look, but was interrupted by the judge, "Don't delay the time, I finally found a body that suits your soul body, and there is still a breath of life, and it will be too late if you don't go." ”
As he spoke, the judge pulled Yun Shu to the Huanyang Well next to the Nai He Bridge, and instructed: "Returning Yang is to borrow the corpse to return the soul, in the words of your young people, it is to cross and be reborn, remember, if you don't want to come back early, don't toss around in the Yang world, there are many people who have the ability." With those two treasures, it is enough for you to have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life. ”
Yun Shu nodded hurriedly after hearing this, but he was still a little uneasy, "Lord Judge, where and when are you going to send me to?" I don't think it's good in ancient times, it's not bad to cultivate immortals, and it's okay to go to the interstellar future." In modern terms, how about going back to when I was a kid?"
The time travel or rebirth in the novel is written like this, and Yun Shu thinks that he should not be too exceptional.
And the judge took advantage of Yun Shu's dream, and directly kicked her into the well, and the light voice reached Yun Shu's ears: "That place is beautiful, you must like it." ”