There are two flowers, one on each branch.

In the sky, the purple glow faded.

On the mountain wall, the monkey reluctantly withdrew his eyes.

The chickadee, which rested on the high branches, did not like the fascination in the monkey's eyes, so he said earnestly: "Monkey, monkey, the clouds on the horizon are only a flash in the pan, you can only watch them from a distance, and you must not fall too deep!"

The corners of the monkey's mouth twitched slightly, and his smile was quite unnatural: ", do you think I don't have a chance to chase Zixia into my hands?"

The tit lowered his head, looked at the monkey condescendingly, and said with disdain: "You don't look in the mirror to see your own dick? If the most beautiful fairy and the ugliest monster in the world become a double cultivator, how discordant it will be! I'm afraid that all the immortal cultivators in the nine heavens and ten earths will drown you alive with spit!"

The chickadee's cheap mouth is really ruthless when it hurts the monkey.

The monkey shrugged his shoulders and said coldly: "Hmph, lice are not afraid of itching! Lao Tzu will not care about the eyes of others." ”

Seeing that the monkey was still obsessed, the looked like it had broken through the south wall and refused to look back, so it continued to taunt: "You don't care, but the fairy cares...... People are such a darling, why would they fall in love with you, a little demon monkey with no ability and no good looks?"

Come to think of it, the difference in the identities of the two is indeed very different.

If there is no golden finger or a portable grandfather, how can Dick Si counterattack Bai Fumei, and from then on, Long Aotian possessed his body and embarked on the road of kingship?

The monkey touched the moonlight treasure box in his arms, raised his head proudly, and said with high spirits: "A journey of ten thousand miles begins with a single step, and Lao Tzu has taken a big step at all." Little finch, you just open your eyes to Lao Tzu and take a good look at how Lao Tzu embarked on the counterattack journey. ”

"Yo, you still dragged it when you said you were fat?"

The little tit stared, and he couldn't wait to roll up his sleeves and said: "Monkey, let's wake up quickly, don't daydream! Don't think that the broken monkey king who has done a lot of work thinks that he can fly to the sky with a counterattack, it's useless." Any suitor behind the fairy can slap you in the face. Don't be a toad and want to eat swan meat, hurry up and find a female monkey to mate with a monkey cub hahaha......"

Although the wick spirit fairy has only been transformed for a hundred years, her appearance has already shocked the Three Realms! I don't know how many male compatriots coveted her and flocked to her.

If you can really marry this peerless fairy, not to mention what it feels like to be a beauty, it is already exciting to be able to struggle for tens of thousands of years in this life alone.

The fairy is the wick spirit in front of the Buddha's seat, how majestic this backer is!

If you can hug this thigh, the realm of the golden fairy is just around the corner!

In fact, the idea that the monkey wants to marry the Zixia Fairy is just a joke, but an obsession in his heart. Whenever he sees Zixia in the sky, he always inadvertently thinks of the girl who used to be his fingers.

What's more, the relationship between Zixia and the Buddha ...... Maybe he will stand on the opposite side of him in the future!

If that time comes, will he be able to be ruthless?

It's just that the is cheap, but it arouses the fighting spirit of the monkeys.

The fate of the monkey has long been doomed, but he wants to face the legendary male monkey who has just been confronted by the Buddha, even if he marries the first beauty of the Three Realms, it is not too much, right?

The monkey sighed slightly, and instead of being disheartened by the cynicism of the, he laughed and said, "Hahaha,, you don't want to disturb my mind and mess with my mind." I can tell you, whether you are a human being or a demon, if you don't have some pursuits and dreams in your heart, what is the difference between it and salted fish? This Zixia Fairy, the old grandson is married in this life!"

The was angry in his heart, and after saying so much, he didn't expect that not only did he not let the monkey give up, but it aroused his ambition.

The monkey saw that the was drooping its head and looked deflated, so he joked again: "Titfuck, when I hit Lingshan, I think you should have also been transformed, just to be a bridesmaid for Zixia Fairy hahaha...... Maybe at my wedding, you can also find a wishful man!mmmm, I should have a sworn brother in the future, called the Great Sage Peng Demon King, who is just as worthy of you......"

"Mamaibi, old lady killed you bastard!" the chickadee cursed angrily, and then leaped into the monkey's head.

", Lao Tzu kindly introduced you to a blind date, are you still not happy? Whether people can look at you with a freckled face is still unknown, you don't know what to do!"

"Ahhh......h Hurry up and stop, Lao Tzu is the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, and tens of thousands of demon soldiers and demon generals under his hands...... Ouch, I, I, I surrender ......"

"You are so useless that the Jade Emperor is useless, and you will die for the old lady!"

The exploded angrily, and there was no mercy in their mouths. The monkey is holding his head and running away, how can there be a generation of monkey kings.

Alas, a bird and a monkey, the daily routine of the day began to play out again.

In the mountains and forests, chickens and dogs jumped suddenly, frightening the little elk, little white rabbit and other small animals fled the scene of the crime.

......

At noon, at the foot of the mountain, by the deep pool, a monkey king with a chicken nest hairstyle and panda eyes is giving orders.

In the open space opposite him, all the members of the monkey group, a total of one hundred and fifteen men, women, and children, had all arrived in formation.

It's just that this group of monkey demons has not undergone professional training after all, and this team is naturally crooked and miserable.

That's it, they don't even take the dignified Monkey King in their eyes, it's simply leaderless, unorganized and undisciplined!

Even if the Monkey King shouted hoarsely, it would be to no avail.

Monkeys are active by nature, especially those young monkey cubs, how can they stand still and listen to the monkey king's instructions, they giggle and play frolic, naughty and mischievous.

The trouble was too much, so he was brought by the female monkey, and he slapped his ass and eggs vigorously without saying a word. The monkey's butt is originally red, and after a beating, it is naturally red on red.

As a result, there was a long howl on the field, and the scene became more and more chaotic.

The monkey is also helpless, quite helpless. Although he became the Monkey King, the group of monkeys below didn't have much awe of him.

It was impossible for him to change the lives of this group of monkey demons all at once.

Not to mention training them with loose discipline into regular demon soldiers and demon generals.

Alas, let it go far and wide!

The little finch who had flattened the monkey and finally lost his breath was laughing so happily that even her little legs were cramping with trembling and almost falling off the branches.

In the end, Comrade Monkey King had no choice but to wave his hand and let the monkeys and monkey grandchildren disperse first, leaving only the twenty or so demon monkeys whose strength was above the physical realm.

In this way, without those who are old, weak, sick and disabled, this team is obviously much easier!

The monkey jumped onto the stone pier by the deep pool, and condescendingly opened the leader's speech mode: "Although you are the superior monkey in the monkey group, you are still far inferior to the other goblins on Huaguo Mountain. After learning these exercises, you will have the power to protect yourself, and you will no longer be afraid of other monsters......"