Chapter 144: How to Learn to Bark a Dog?

Scolding people without a dirty word, the monkey's attitude and tone made Jiang Shaoyun extremely crazy in his heart.

He clenched his hands into fists, the killing intent in his heart spontaneously arose, and he said coldly: "Monkey, the day of the disciple Dabi is the time when you die in Huangquan." ”

The monkey didn't take Jiang Shaoyun's threat to heart at all, he yawned and said lazily: "Everyone can say big things, but I have heard too much." Please let me go, don't get in the way, I'm going up to the third floor. ”

The monkey was able to enter the second floor of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, although Jiang Shaoyun felt a little surprised, but he could barely accept it.

But if you want to go up to the third floor, you have to have the identity of an inner disciple.

He didn't believe that the little demon monkey had been in the mountain gate for less than half a year, and he had become an inner disciple.

Even he himself is not qualified to enter the inner door now, so how can the little monkey be virtuous?

Jiang Shaoyun thought in his heart, it must be because the monkey has only been in the master for a short time, and he doesn't know the rules of the Hidden Scripture Pavilion, so he will be ashamed to want to go up to the third floor.

So, Jiang Shaoyun smiled contemptuously: "Hahaha, this is the best joke I've ever heard." ”

"Have you ever heard a joke about what to do with Lao Tzu? Could it be that you don't have long ears? I didn't hear what Lao Tzu said, let you get out of the way?"

The monkey dug out the ear droppings, looked impatient, and said secretly in his heart: What a special cheap, please get out of the way, you have to listen, you have to find a scolding to feel cool, right?

"You!"

Jiang Shaoyun was furious, and he wanted to punch the monkey's nasty cheek.

Fortunately, he still has a trace of sanity, knowing that once he uses force in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, no matter who is right or wrong, he will definitely not be able to eat and walk around!

"You don't beep, no one treats you as a dumb person, understand? Now, get out of the way of Lao Tzu immediately!"

The monkey leaned forward slightly and said softly in Jiang Shaoyun's ear.

Jiang Shaoyun took a deep breath, tried to suppress his anger, and said secretly in his heart: Could this monkey deliberately want to provoke my anger, so as to beat him up? Yes, it must be so, it is really a good calculation. Ben Shaocai won't fall for him!

Hmph, since you want to go up to the third floor, then Ben Shao will fulfill you!

Thinking that he had discovered the monkey's "little trick", Jiang Shaoyun turned sideways, and then deliberately shouted loudly: "Everyone come and take a look, this little demon monkey said that he wanted to go up to the third floor, hahaha!"

The people on this second floor are basically outer disciples, although there are those who are stronger than Jiang Shaoyun, but they all know that this Jiang Shaoyun has a [Zhengyang Body] and a [Immortal Fire Spirit Root], and his talent is really rare, and he will definitely be promoted directly to the inner door after the next big competition.

What's more, Jiang Shaoyun is also friendly with Liang Xiao, the snow lion of [Dacheng Peak], so although you are a little disgusted with Jiang Shaoyun's noisy and noisy yelling, so that they can't concentrate on observing the scriptures, they don't dare to offend Jiang Shaoyun.

They hoped that the monkey would leave quickly, eliminate the conflict, and restore a quiet environment in the Scripture Pavilion.

The monkey swaggered through the corridor until it finally reached the staircase one level up.

He was about to step forward, but found that all the fellow disciples on the side were staring straight at him.

Especially Jiang Shaoyun, the disdain and playfulness in his eyes are fully displayed.

This Jiang Shaoyun is really annoying, so it's better to teach him a good lesson.

So the monkey took it to heart, he deliberately did not take that step, but showed a bright smile at everyone, and asked very stupidly and innocently: "You fellow disciples, why do you look at my grandson so much?"

Everyone sneered, thinking that this dumb monkey was still quite cute.

Jiang Shaoyun sneered: "Whether you are a human being or a demon, you must have self-knowledge, and you can go up to the third floor?"

The monkey deliberately pretended not to know: "I'm in the way of you when I go up to the third floor?" I heard some senior brothers say that the third floor of this Tibetan Scripture Pavilion hides the ground-level exercises, and since I have entered the Bodhi Patriarch's sect, of course I am qualified to learn it. ”

"Hahaha, you don't pee according to your virtues. Do you really think that the Scripture Pavilion was opened by your family?

Jiang Shaoyun was proud in his heart, this monkey clearly didn't know the rules here.

So he came up with an idea to make the monkey make a fool of himself, and deliberately said, "Monkey, how about we make a bet?"

The monkey deliberately frowned, and asked with some embarrassment, "Well, bet?"

Jiang Shaoyun said bewildermently: "Yes, bet on whether you can climb to the third floor!"

The monkey grinned, "What's so hard about that?" Tell me, what do you want to bet on?"

Jiang Shaoyun put on the appearance of a righteous gentleman and said, "If you can successfully climb to the third floor, then how about I call you senior brother?"

The monkey said disdainfully in his heart, Lao Tzu is a true disciple, and his seniority is much higher than yours, so he can use you to be hypocritical?

So the monkey pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "I'm not as good as you!"

"You!"

Jiang Shaoyun was angry, this monkey could always inflict a critical blow on him every time he spoke.

The monkey shrugged his shoulders and said innocently: "Why don't you change the bet, if I can go up to the third floor, how about you learn to bark three times in front of everyone?"

"Hahaha!"

"Senior Brother Jiang Shaoyun was really angry with the monkey. ”

"This monkey is so funny. ”

Everyone finally couldn't hold back anymore and was amused by the monkeys.

Naturally, Jiang Shaoyun's face became more and more pale!

Jiang Shaoyun gritted his teeth and said, "Hmph, what if you fail?"

The monkey looked disdainful and said, "You think too much, how can I fail?"

Jiang Shaoyun's eyebrows flashed a trace of ruthlessness, and said: "Hmph, don't give Ben Shao a calf, if you fail, how about abolishing your dantian?"

"Ah! This Jiang Shaoyun is really ruthless. ”

"That's right, if they just let him learn how to bark, it's just a shame. But he let people abolish his dantian, and then he will become a wasted person. ”

Everyone was surprised by Jiang Shaoyun's viciousness, and began to talk and whisper again.

They were a little worried about the monkeys, but after all, they were not too familiar, and no one would force their heads out for the monkeys.

The monkey continued to pretend to be a reckless man and said, "Oh, when I'm stupid? ”

Jiang Shaoyun: "Then how are you going?"

The monkey dragged his chin and thought, "Well, let me think about it...... Or you can strip naked and learn to bark three times!"

"Okay, then it's a deal!"

Jiang Shaoyun was also dizzy with anger, and in order to let the monkey abandon the dantian, he actually agreed.

The monkey arched his hand to the group and said, "You have heard it, help me testify." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the monkey lifted the roots of his feet and climbed the stairs without difficulty.

Up?

Did this monkey really go up?

How is this possible?

Everyone was stunned and dumbfounded.

"Isn't it that I'm dazzled? This monkey really went up?"

", he's just a demon monkey, and he's only been here for a few months, how can he be an inner disciple?"

At this time, the monkey leaned back half of his body again, deliberately pretending to be ignorant: "Oh, I just went up with my feet raised, it's not difficult." In this case, you should lose, hehe, quickly strip naked and learn to bark, everyone is waiting. ”

"No, this is absolutely impossible! How could the patriarch arbitrarily accept you as an inner disciple!"

Jiang Shaoyun was horrified in his heart, and his eyes showed horror: "There must be something wrong with the ban! Yes, it must be like this!"

So Jiang Shaoyun didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and rushed directly towards the stairs to the upper floor.

Unexpectedly, when he just raised his leg and stepped in, he triggered the ban on the staircase.

Then there was a flash of thunder, and his body was blasted out and hit the stone wall.

Jiang Shaoyun fainted instantly......

(End of chapter)