At the beginning of the lanterns, in the city of Ningzhou.

Wu Qiang and his party were sitting in the Jinfeng Tower eating dinner at this time.

Although the dishes are rich, Wu Qian eats them in his mouth, but they taste like chewing wax.

Because at this time, Ye Qingxuan was taking the budding new Zhen Youqian to spend time in heaven and earth opposite Jinfeng Tower.

Wu Qiang's eyes were blank and absent-minded.

[I really want to go to the Qinglou...... I didn't have the money to spend that kind of place in my previous life, but I can't go to it in this life...... It's so tiring to be alive......]

"What's wrong, Ah Poor, is the food not delicious or I look ugly, why do you look absent-minded. Bai Xuanji's phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and her keen intuition seemed to have discovered the truth: "Could it be that you want to go to the heaven and earth on the other side?"

Two sharp eyes also stared at him.

Wu Qian smiled indifferently: "Xuanji, you misunderstood, I don't want to go to heaven and earth." ”

The three girls stared at him closely, and seeing that he didn't say the words "you have to believe me", they relaxed and continued to eat and drink.

Wu Qian smiled slightly, he wanted to go to Qinglou, but he didn't want to go to heaven and earth.

There is nothing wrong with this sentence, and not all green buildings are called heaven and earth!

Just when Wu Qian escaped, and the light in Jiese's eyes flashed to make trouble, two figures ran out from the opposite heaven and earth and then fled the scene quickly.

Behind her, a royal sister who was suspected of being an old bustard chased her out and shouted regardless of her image: "Straight lady thief! Someone in Ningzhou City dares to prostitute the overlord chicken in the heaven and earth of the old lady! Don't let the old lady know which Taoist temple you are! Otherwise, the old lady will tear down your broken Taoist temple!!"

The chopsticks in Wu Qiang's hand froze in mid-air, and for a while, his voice was low: "If I'm not mistaken...... The two prostitutes who ran away just now were Brother Dao and Master Zhen?"

Jie Se's face was sad: "It seems to be ...... It's ...... them."

Wu Qian: "......"

Ring color: "......"

"Master, have you eaten enough, do you want to stop serving some food......

"Oh, what a ......"

Silence began at the dinner table.

After a while, two guys who prostitute overlord chickens sneakily came over and sat down.

"Brother Dao, you still dare to come back...... Wu Qian said quietly: "Don't you be afraid of exposure." ”

"Brother Wu, you don't understand. Ye Qingxuan maintained a masterful demeanor and drank a cup of tea very calmly, and said with a smile: "The most dangerous place is the safest place, and the so-called 'dark under the lamp' is such a truth." ”

"I don't see it, Taoist priest. Jiese said with a vague look at yin and yang: "You are quite experienced, it's not the first time you've done this." ”

"Well, I'm ashamed to say it. Ye Qingxuan's expression was complicated: "The family teacher is a good gambler, he often stays in the Qinglou overnight after losing to the point where he is penniless, this kind of thing happens from time to time when Poor Dao goes to find him, and Poor Dao is used to it." ”

"Heh, bet on the dog. Wu Qian sneered: "Why didn't he jump off the building." ”

Ye Qingxuan replied: "Who said that I didn't skip it, but it's completely useless." Not to mention jumping off the building, even the cliff is not less. But except for smashing a big hole in the ground, it didn't do anything. ”

"Speaking of Zhen's family, why do you two need to prostitute that overlord chicken?"

"Actually, it's nothing. Zhen Youqian wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said with a smile: "The first wish that the old man wants to realize is to visit the Qinglou. This is the second one...... It's a bully meal. ”

"Is this Jinfenglou food not delicious or the wine is not delicious? Do you need to go to the Qinglou to eat the overlord meal?" Wu Qian pouted.

Zhen Youqian explained: "Don't hide it from the hero, this Jinfeng Mansion is the old man's property. How can I eat in my own restaurant? Originally, I didn't need money to eat here. ”

"......" Wu Qian waved his hand: "Okay, don't talk nonsense." Let's say our next wish. ”

He said with a little meaning: "Your time is running out. ”

Zhen Youqian nodded and said, "Of course, of course." My husband's next wish was to sleep on the streets for a night, and I had never tried the life of a beggar. ”

Jie Se was speechless: "Donor, your wish is really strange." ”

Zhen Youqian sighed: "Hey! The old man has been clothed and fed since he was a child, eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and wearing silk and satin. The old man dared to pat his chest and say, the emperor will not enjoy it either!(At this time, Her Majesty's eyes flickered, and she decided to send someone to raid Zhen Youqian's house after that.) ）

But sometimes when I give porridge, I always think, that beggar is so happy to eat a nest head that is difficult to swallow, this nest is really so delicious?

So I wanted to try the life of a beggar and see if I was really that happy. ”

"......" Wu Qian said indifferently: "There was once a local tyrant who had the same dream as you, and he ate either shark fin or lobster and abalone every day, and he was tired of it."

So he found an opportunity to go to a very poor mountain village, cut off all contact with the outside world, and asked the villagers not to treat him differently, and to eat whatever they wanted. ”

"And this kind of good thing?!And then?" Zhen Youqian said in surprise, and then he asked, "Oh yes, haven't you asked the hero for his name?"

"Born in the next grass, the surname is a single name and an immortal character. Wu Qian arched his hand and continued: "Three months later, the local tyrant's men went to pick him up, but as soon as they entered the village, they were startled by a pair of green eyes.

After asking, I found out that the local tyrant had just been there for a few days, and he had harmed all the chickens raised in the village. ”

"Well, do you want to try it?"

"What a life you want to live for. Zhen Youqian sighed.

"Must go?"

"Must go!"

"No regrets?"

"No regrets!"

Wu Qian nodded: "Okay, then you put down the chopsticks in your hand for me first." ”

Zhen Youqian put down his chopsticks and wondered: "Why is this?"

Wu Qian got up and sat down beside him, and said with a smile: "You will experience it for one night, of course, you have to try to be as real as possible." Now that you're full of food and drink, how can you still experience it?"

After that, he hammered Zhen Youqian on the stomach: "Give me everything you eat!"

"Poof!" Zhen Youqian turned his head and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

Wu Qian raised his eyebrows and said, "Huh, you haven't eaten?"

"No, no. Zhen Youqian wiped his mouth and tried to move in the opposite direction of Wu Qian.

This Xu Xian hero did it without saying a word, and he really deserved to be a reckless hero, and he couldn't afford to provoke him.

"That's fine, let's eat, you watch. Take you to experience life at night. Wu Qian sandwiched three lobsters and quickly peeled them.

Then he put one in each of the three girls' bowls.

The rain and dew are all wet! A must-have skill for a scumbag who wants to open a harem!

However......

"Poor brother. Shi'er picked up the peeled shrimp meat from her bowl and asked, "Why is my shrimp smaller than the two of them?"

Wu Qian's eyes widened in disbelief, Shi'er, do you want to provoke a war?!

A pair of chopsticks came quickly: "You don't eat me." ”

However, the chopsticks in her hand were blocked: "I want to snatch the shrimp meat that the poor brother gave me?"

Wu Qiang subconsciously asked Xiaobai: "Is the size of the three shrimps really different?"

Xiaobai ate the shrimp in his bowl and said indifferently: "It's just jealous of the wind." ”

"Don't make a fuss yet...... Wu Qian rolled his eyes when he heard this, peeled three more shrimps and put them in their bowls, eat and drink enough, don't forget that there is still business.

"Heh, I just thought it was funny. Bai Xuanji opened the folding fan and chuckled.

"Poor brother, I want you to feed me. Shi'er said with her hands on her cheeks.

"How embarrassing is this...... Wu Qian said, then picked up the peeled shrimp meat from her bowl and handed it to her mouth.

"Ahh

A cold gaze came.

Wu Qian was unmoved, picked up the shrimp meat in the small white bowl, and naturally handed it to her mouth.

Xiaobai silently opened his mouth and ate the shrimp meat...... By the way, I bit off the chopsticks.

Wu Qian smiled indifferently, picked up the shrimp meat in Xuanji's bowl and handed it over.

Her Majesty the Empress ate the shrimp meat in one bite, and licked his fingers by the way: "It tastes good, but it's a little salty." ”

Aren't your fingers salty?

Wu Qian smiled and said, "It's good if you like it." ”

Then he took out his handkerchief and rubbed his fingers vigorously.

It's all on my fingers!

Bai Xuanji: "......"

"Xu Daxia is really happy, but it's a pity that the old man didn't have this opportunity. Zhen Youqian sighed: "It's a pity......"

"Less nonsense!" Wu Qian took out a rag from the shrine and threw it to him: "Go and change it!"

Zhen Youqian pretended to be stunned while carrying a beggar full of holes: "Isn't this the clothes worn by beggars!"

"To experience life is to experience it all. ”

"But it's snowing heavily outside......

"You're the big guy!"

“......”