Chapter 302: Blackmail (I)
"Boy, I also said that I would help you rob it, why do you worship him as a teacher instead of me?" Sun Wu disagreed.
"Because you said it and you said it again, that is to say, you were reminded by him, so you didn't think about this problem at all!" Du Feng glanced at Sun Wu with some disdain and said, the more he stared at Sun Wen, the more he felt that this Sun Wen was a copy of an old thing, and he must protect the calf like an old thing, so I just want something, he will help me get it if he tries his best, in this case, Ruolan ...... Hum!
However, Du Feng thought of another question, he already has a master, so if he worships another master, is it considered to betray the master and deceive the master and destroy the ancestors? But then again, I don't have to worship him as a teacher, so many of us in Huaxia are called masters, such as taxi masters, maintenance masters, and installation masters...... Hehe, my brother calls him master, don't you just worship him?
Thinking about it, Du Feng was relieved, and walked up to Sun Wen with a big grin: "You will be a master in the future, and you must have the appearance of being a master when you are a master! You must show all the skills you have learned all your life, and you must reflect your profession, do you know?"
"Don't worry, I will!" Sun Wen nodded very seriously. Du Feng was very satisfied and said: "That's it, let's disperse, go back to each house and find each mother!"
"Okay!" everyone subconsciously responded, and suddenly disappeared in place. Du Feng smiled proudly: "These fools are really easy to fool, it seems that this trip to Shenlei Mountain will definitely be full of gains...... Oops!"
Du Feng patted his head: "Oops, he hasn't given me 300 million spirit stones yet, 300 million! How many spirit stone cannonballs can be made with 300 million...... No, I'll have to find him!"
Saying that, Du Feng looked around, he was not familiar with this Divine Thunder Mountain at all, but it didn't exist, you can ask! After thinking about it, Du Feng was about to go down the mountain to find someone to ask where Sun Wen was, but suddenly, Sun Wen's melancholy voice sounded from behind Du Feng: "You kid, I really thought I could see my mother when I got home......
Du Feng was overjoyed: "You came back just in time, I was looking for you!"
"I can't wait to bow to the teacher, right?" Sun Wen couldn't help but say proudly, but when he heard Du Feng's words, he couldn't help but stumble, "You think too much, I want to ask you for those 300 million spirit stones!"
"Uh......" Sun Wen turned his back and hid the embarrassment on his face, "The 300 million spirit stones are all small problems, you go first!"
Du Feng suddenly became suspicious: "You shouldn't have it, right?"
"Yes, how could I not have it?" Sun Wen hurriedly said, "You bow first, don't worry, I will have a lot of 300 million spirit stones!"
"Don't believe it, you take out the spirit stone first, otherwise you don't want me to call you a master!" Du Feng said in his heart, apprenticeship, heh...... Wouldn't I be sorry for the old thing after I bowed to you? The betrayal of the master was something that Du Feng could do? Thinking about it, Du Feng continued: "I said that your thinking is too old. What age is it, and the apprenticeship is so old-fashioned, no wonder Shenlei Mountain is not as good as Elixir Mountain......"
Sun Wen was speechless, after all, what Du Feng said was indeed the truth, the current Shenlei Mountain is indeed not as good as the Elixir Mountain! But when he heard this, Du Feng suddenly thought of something, and said: "You talk about you, accept disciples and accept disciples, what do you have to do with so many famous halls, one after another, and also eliminate the children who want to join your sect, those children are only three or four years old, what can they know? Tell me, how can your Divine Thunder Mountain grow stronger in this way?"
"I don't want to make so many famous halls......" Sun Wen looked depressed, "This is the rule of Shenlei Mountain all along......"
Du Feng said: "So you are old-fashioned, the next time you recruit disciples, don't make so many famous halls, those unreasonable rules should be eliminated with the progress of the times, you know?"
Sun Wen nodded thoughtfully, but suddenly felt that something was wrong: "But if this rule is eliminated, won't the disciples recruited by my Divine Thunder Mountain be good and bad?
"Then you are wrong, cultivation is not about courage and determination to coexist, sometimes a cowardly child, on the contrary, is more determined, because he is afraid of death, so he will redouble his practice! Moreover, if you don't leave courage and determination, you haven't thought about the problem of the mentality of the disciples you recruit? What is the purpose of Shenlei Mountain recruiting disciples, is it to allow more people with cultivation qualifications to join the big family of Shenlei Mountain, or to recruit a group of fighters who are not afraid of heaven and earth?"
Sun Wen frowned when he heard this, because Du Feng said that it was right, these are young children, they are weak, they will instinctively be afraid of fear, and their hearts pay attention to cultivation, Sun Wen was confused for a while, what is the purpose of our Shenlei Mountain to recruit disciples? Everyone has the heart of the Dao, who said that cowardice cannot achieve the Dao? But can cowardice really become the biggest driving force for cultivation?
Du Feng said again: "You think about this problem slowly, give me the spirit stone, you are my master, if you don't give the spirit stone, it proves that you and I have no chance!"
"Uh...... "Sun Wen is embarrassed, I haven't received any gambling debts, where can I get 300 million spirit stones for you? Stabilize this kid first, and then talk about it when the gambling debts are received! Thinking about it, Sun Wen said: "Boy, don't panic, I said that 300 million spirit stones will not be missing, you will not be missing, and besides, you haven't bowed to me yet, why should I give you spirit stones?"
Du Feng suddenly said unhappily: "Hey! You didn't listen to what I just said, did you? Those bad rules must be abandoned and eliminated! Besides, the apprenticeship ceremony you did is nothing more than a matter of form, is there such a form, and it can still affect the relationship between our master and apprentice? Isn't it that form, I can't call you master, and I'm not your apprentice?"
"Hiss......" Sun Wen took a deep breath and nodded his head, "You say it so reasonably......
Du Feng should have said: "This is the truth, master, let's talk about the problem of the spirit stone!"
"Apprentice, don't worry about this spirit stone! 300 million spirit stones, such a huge asset, can I carry it with me, don't worry, I'll give it to you when I get it!"
"How long will it take? A year, ten years, or a hundred years? Won't you be able to take it when you ascend? Why don't you take me with you?"
"Why don't you kid get oil and salt? Where do I keep those spirit stones in my junior brothers and sisters!"
"You're not going to rob it, are you?"
"Not really, but if they don't give it, that's all there is to it...... Oh, look at my brain, I mean, I forgot something, I have to give you a name, I think about it, what a name for you...... Yang in your life, I will give you the name Yang Wei!"
"Poof...... Yang Wei: You're funny, aren't you?"
"Don't like it? I'm thinking about it...... There you have it!
"Poof...... Yang Ju? This and this...... Doesn't this sound like another name for the second child? Yes, I don't think you have the talent to choose a name at all, and besides, brother doesn't have a name, listen, my name is Du Feng, Mu Tu Du, Mu Feng Feng, Du Feng!"
"Du Feng? That's not good! If you enter Shenlei Mountain, you have to follow the rules of Shenlei Mountain! You have to be surnamed Yang! Or should you be called Yang Feng? It's not good, it should be better to add a crazy word in the middle......
", do you have such a master? Sheep madness, it's okay if I call it sheep madness, but you have to change your name to grandson!"
"You're a grandson, your family is a dead grandson!"
"What's wrong with Sun Tzu? Do you know how powerful Sun Tzu is, his book "The Art of War" is a holy book for soldiers, okay?"
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Shenlei Mountain, the comprehensive strength is ranked at the end of the top ten righteous path sects in the cultivation continent, and it is precisely this mountain gate at the end of the ranking, it used to be the most powerful mountain gate in the entire cultivation continent, inheriting the red sperm under the throne of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, at the beginning of the god war, Yin Hong, the prince of Yin Shang, climbed to the top of the mountain, and was accepted by the red sperm as a personal disciple to teach the Tao, and the red sperm at that time was already ranked one of the twelve golden immortals! Moreover, Shenlei Mountain also occupies the Holy Land of Tribulation in the entire cultivation continent, but all the powerful cultivators of Shenlei Mountain have soared to the upper realm, and Shenlei Mountain has no successors, which makes the overall strength of Shenlei Mountain decline.
Wearing the Taoist robe of Shenlei Mountain, playing with the jade plate carved with the word "Yang" symbolizing identity, Du Feng wandered among Shenlei Mountain.
"Hello Uncle Ancestor!" a monk who was painting clasped his fist and saluted Du Feng who was walking towards him. Du Feng nodded and walked to the monk's side, looked at the monk's painting and said with some hatred: "You said you, you can turn into this with a painting, quickly give me 180,000 spirit stones, and plug my mouth, lest I teach you a lesson!"
"Uh......" The monk looked embarrassed, looking at his vivid painting, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong, "Uncle Shi thinks that Lei Mo's painting is very inadequate?"
Du Feng grinned and said, "Of course it's not enough! Otherwise, I'll let you gag me with a spirit stone? Hurry up, if you don't give the spirit stone, I'm going to scold!" No, I'm going to beat you!"
Du Feng had already lit up his fist as big as a casserole as he spoke. Lei Yu's heart is weak, according to his own cultivation, he is not not Du Feng's opponent, but this girl is the personal disciple of the Great Elder, if I fight back, wouldn't I be guilty of deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors?
Thinking about it, Lei Mobi gritted his teeth and respectfully handed over a few spirit stone clips: "Uncle Shi, Lei Mo only has so many spirit stones......
"Well, less is less, but who made me your uncle and ancestor, for the sake of your sincerity, I won't punish you!" Du Feng said with a big grin and snatched the spirit stone clip from the extremely reluctant Lei Mo, and stuffed the spirit stone clip into the storage bag with Lei Mo's resentful little eyes. patted Lei Mo on the shoulder: "Draw well, I'm optimistic about you!"
"Uncle Shi, please stay!" Lei Yu hurriedly said, "Please also ask Uncle Shi to give you some guidance on Lei Mo's painting skills!"
Du Feng stopped, looked back at Lei Mo with a sincere face, shook his head and smiled for a moment, walked to the table, picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and tore apart the thunderstorm very casually, and put a pen on the brand-new rice paper: "A Ding Ding cat, I haven't eaten for three days and three nights, I went around the pot, I bought three green onions, I used three cents, I bought a big winter melon, I used eight cents, I bought two fritters, and I used six exchanges!
Du Feng threw the brush at will, turned around and left. Looking at the Du Feng's transformation, Lei Mo's face suddenly darkened, and he drew a pattern that roughly resembled a person, one large and one small overlapped by the edges of two circles, the small circle was the head, the top three vertical lines were used for hair, the three horizontal lines on the forehead were wrinkles, three small circles of similar size were eyes and mouths, the T-word was eyebrows and noses, one positive and one negative two 3 were ears, two irregular strips were attached to both sides of the big circle for the hands, two 6 characters under the big circle were legs and feet, and two 8 were vertical in the middle of the big circle, and Lei Mo didn't know what to use it for......
But in society, my brother Feng, who cares so much. Swaggering and continuing to walk.
"Hello uncle!" the voices of a man and a woman came. Du Feng was overjoyed, he had made money again, these two should be richer than the one who painted just now, right? Thinking about it, Du Feng concealed the excitement in his heart, tied his hands behind his back, held his head high, and approached a male and female monk with his nose to look at the road.
Glancing at the two of them separately, Du Feng asked, "Are you Taoist couples?"
"Yes, yes," the monk replied respectfully. Du Feng nodded and said to the male monk: "Your wife danced very well just now, what about Uncle Ben, I want your wife to dance and undress to enjoy Uncle Ben, I don't know if you have any opinions?"
"Detachment...... Striptease?" the nun was dumbfounded. Du Feng should have said: "That's right, striptease! Eh, don't you know how to dance a striptease, right? In this way, I'll show you first!"
Saying that, Du Feng twisted his body, bit his lower lip with his upper teeth, his eyes were blurred, and he made several sexy and sultry expressions: "Striptease, you must be tempting, extremely tempting!
"Poof...... "The male and female monks sprayed wildly, Nima, do you want me (my wife) to dance a striptease to show you? Do you really dare to think that if you weren't for the great elder's personal disciple, Lao Tzu would stab you to death with a sword. However, it is a pity that Du Feng is the personal disciple of the Great Elder, and the male cultivator can only resist the urge to stab Du Feng to death with a sword, and said with a sneer: "That, can't you skip the line?"
Du Feng frowned: "If I don't jump, I'll be very angry! I'm so angry and terrible, I even have to beat myself, tsk...... It's scary to think about...... And I'm going to do something even more terrible, and that's singing, and it just so happens that you have a piano here, and I'm afraid I'll be out of control when I sing......"
How terrible is it? The male cultivator sneered in his heart, what is terrible is your identity! But if Du Feng really does it, he won't dare to fight back! Yes, a good man doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, I can't bear it! The male cultivator took a deep breath and said, "I don't know how Uncle Shi won't be angry?"
Du Feng thought for a while and said, "I'm a person, I can't raise any fire when I see a spirit stone, the more qi I have, the smaller the qi! If you give me eighteen million spirit stones, I guarantee that there is no fire at all!"
The corner of the male cultivator's mouth twitched: "Eighteen million spirit stones, why don't you rob them? You are blackmail, the blackmail of the thorn fruit!"
Du Feng coaxed: "It's good to know, take the spirit stone out, otherwise let your wife dance a striptease, if I think your wife is in good shape, maybe I want her to sleep with me, maybe I can't say ......"
The male cultivator gritted his teeth, his face was uncertain, this kid said it like true, what if he really did that? I will kill him? But he is the personal disciple of the Great Elder, if I kill him, the Great Elder will not let me go, I think it is better to give the spirit stone first, and then go to the head of the sect to be above him!
After thinking about it, the male cultivator summoned the spirit stone clip and handed it over with a smile: "Uncle, isn't it a spirit stone, it's easy to say, it's easy to say! But my nephew and I are just like that, do you see if you can be accommodating?"
"Less is less, but that's all, who made me soft-hearted?" Du Feng said as he snatched the spirit stone clip that the male cultivator was holding onto, stuffed it into the storage bag and swaggered away, looking for the next target of blackmail......