Chapter 387: Little Nezha
When he came to the Water God's Mansion, two guards wearing silver armor and holding spears at the door directly blocked Du Feng's way: "Who is coming?"
Du Feng showed his token: "Five Elements Saint Venerable!"
The two guards hurriedly clenched their fists: "See the Holy Venerable!"
Du Feng snorted coldly, shook his hand and was about to enter the mansion, but the two guards dodged to block Du Feng's way: "Holy Venerable, please also pass on the communication!"
Du Feng took a deep breath: "Speed pass!"
Immediately, one of the doormen turned and rushed into the mansion.
The more Du Feng thought about it, the more angry he became, and he paced outside the mansion, this water god was so unreasonable, he actually made the water department have no one, at least there should be one person on duty, right?
It's clearly aimed at me!
It is said that the new official has three fires in office, and before I get angry, he will give me a horseback first, okay! I will scold you later!
"Oh, Holy Venerable, Holy Venerable, I didn't expect you to come to see me in person, the little god is ashamed......"
When Du Feng heard the sound, he saw that it looked like a man who had fallen into a blue dye vat wrapped in a quilt and came slowly: "Ah...... Holy Venerable, you don't have to worry, I'm just cold, when I get better, I will do my best to do my best, and I won't disappoint your high expectations!"
Du Feng was stunned for a moment and looked at the sneezing water god Gonggong, and his brain twitched: "Why are you playing with me?
"Uh......" The co-worker looked embarrassed and thought for a moment, "That...... I'm poisoned...... Yes, I'm poisoned!"
Saying that, Gonggong said with a handful of snot and tears: "Holy Venerable, you don't know, I feel the water situation in the lower realm, who would have thought that the water in the Mingyang Lake was poisoned and polluted, so I tasted it and that's it......"
Du Feng squinted his eyes and looked at the co-worker: "You will be cold for a while and poisoned for a while, I think you are sincerely playing with me, right?"
"Oh Holy Venerable, why don't you believe me? I'm really poisoned!" Gonggong said aggrievedly, raising his hand and summoning a stream of water, "Holy Venerable, if you don't believe it, you can completely taste whether this water is poisonous or not!"
Du Feng's brain twitched: "Why don't you not only lie to me, but also plan to use poisonous water to harm me?"
Gonggong's lips trembled, and tears rolled out of his eyes: "Holy Venerable, Holy Venerable, why don't you believe in the little god? The little god is really poisoned!"
Du Feng's face was full of disdain: "I believe you are a ghost, hurry up, give me Dao Ao to come to the country to rain!"
The co-worker shook his head: "I'm not going! And I don't rain, what am I going to do?"
Du Feng was stunned: "Then what are you doing? Aren't you in charge of the water department?"
Gonggong said: "I am in charge of the water department, but I am only in charge, and the rain is mainly the responsibility of the rain god!"
Du Feng glanced at the co-workers up and down, and snorted coldly: "What about the rain god?"
The co-worker looked confused: "I'm sick at home, how do I know?"
Du Feng couldn't cry or laugh: "You're sick at home, right?" Okay, then I'll let you be sick a little longer!"
Saying that, Du Feng clenched his fists and was about to make a move, but unexpectedly his hand was suddenly caught, Du Feng looked at it, and saw a young man with the same skin color as Gonggong looking at him with anger on his face: "Holy Venerable, my father is already sick, is it too much for you to do this?"
Du Feng looked the young man up and down: "It's too much, why am I too much?"
The young man snorted coldly: "I read that the Holy Venerable was a god at the beginning, I don't know the rules of the heavenly court, and the little god will not be held accountable, if the Holy Venerable still wants to be entangled, then only the enmity and enmity will be seen on the platform!"
The co-worker said bitterly: "Son, the Holy Venerable wants to beat me, you just let him beat me, anyway, it is he who violates the rules of heaven, not us, you let go!"
Saying that, the co-worker looked at Du Feng very seriously: "Holy Venerable, how do you like to fight? Is this or this?"
The co-worker shamelessly pouted his ass at Du Feng, and then twisted it.
Du Feng was speechless, this co-worker is really underwhelmed!
However, he said that the rules of heaven are forbidden in the heavenly court? If you want to understand the grievances, you must go to the enmity platform?
And even if I don't go to Enqiu Tai, I'm not their opponent!
Forget it, heroes don't suffer immediate losses! I'll bear with it first!
Thinking about it, Du Feng took a deep breath, withdrew his fist, and glared at the co-worker and the boy fiercely: "You guys wait for me!"
The co-worker said disdainfully: "Wait and wait, how you want to play, I will accompany you to the end!"
Du Feng glared at Gonggong angrily, snorted coldly, threw off his sleeves and strode away, following the route of the Rain God's Mansion in his mind, he walked all the way to the door of the Water God's mansion, and he didn't talk nonsense, and directly showed the token to the doorman: "I am the Five Elements Holy Venerable, let the Rain God come out to see me!"
A doorman rushed into the mansion, and after a long time, a woman in a blue gauze robe came and bowed to Du Feng: "The rain god sees the Holy Venerable!"
Du Feng said bluntly: "The Jade Emperor has a purpose, Ao comes to the country to spread the rain, you quickly bring the magic weapon to the rain!"
The rain god bowed again: "Qi Qi Holy Venerable, the little woman is sick at home, she can't make rain, please forgive the Holy Venerable!"
Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and looked at the rain god carefully: "Are you cold or poisoned?"
The rain god's face turned red, and his voice was as subtle as words: "In the little god moon matter, you can't use the immortal method!"
Du Feng looked confused: "You can't use the immortal method in the moon?
The rain god said embarrassedly: "The little god doesn't know, anyway, he can't use the immortal method!"
"What about the rain?"
"You can go to the god of water!"
Du Feng's brain twitched: "You are the same as the god of water, you are playing with me, right?"
The rain god waved his hand again and again: "How dare you, how dare the little god play with you!"
Du Feng took a deep breath: "This pushes that, that pushes this, okay, count you ruthless!"
After speaking, Du Feng shook his sleeves and turned around and left.
"Holy Venerable, the little god is also forced to do so, but if you want to make rain, you can go to the Dragon King of the Four Seas to try!"
Du Feng glanced back at the rain god, and his eyes rolled: "Thank you!"
The rain god waved his hand: "Holy Venerable, I'm sorry!
Du Feng nodded: "I know, it's all co-workers, I don't blame you!"
After saying that, Du Feng left, came to the Blue Sky Gate, and Mo Liqing, who was holding the Qingyun Sword, Mo Lihai, who was holding a silver spear and carrying a jasper pipa, Mo Lihong, who was holding a mixed yuan bead umbrella, and Mo Lishou, who was holding two whips, surrounded him, and hugged his fist at Du Feng at the same time, Mo Liqing asked, "The Holy Venerable wants to go to the lower realm?"
Du Feng nodded: "Exactly!"
Mo Liqing asked again, "Is there a nether paper?"
Du Feng was stunned for a moment: "The Nether still needs paperwork, I am the Nether Xingyun Buyu!"
Mo Liqing suddenly realized: "Then please ask the Holy Venerable to show the Rain Holy Decree to the little god!"
Du Feng immediately raised his hand and unfolded it, revealing the golden light in his hand. Mo Liqing shouted: "Open the South Heavenly Gate!"
After speaking, Mo Liqing made a gesture of invitation to Du Feng: "Holy Venerable, please!"
Du Feng glanced at Mo Liqing, and was about to move forward, when he accidentally saw Nezha, who was wearing a chaotic silk and holding a fire-tipped spear, with a pair of cloud temples and a diagonal Qiankun circle, coming on Hot Wheels.
Du Feng's eyes rolled, if I go to the Dragon King, what if the Dragon King doesn't dump me?
This Nezha is also a character who coaxes and coaxes lightning, and directly skins the third prince of the dragon and cramps.
I might as well call Nezha together, and the fox and the fake tiger will be overturned! Besides, I'm a newcomer, and I don't know how to do fairy arts, so it's a good thing that someone supports me!
Thinking about it, Du Feng put on a smile on his face: "Yo...... Is it Nezha, have you grown so tall?"
Nezha glanced at Du Feng and raised his head directly to the side, looking like something was there.
Du Feng looked embarrassed, and rushed to Nezha in a few steps: "Nezha, where are you going?"
"It's your business!" Nezha didn't even look at Du Feng, and walked in front of Mo Liqing, "What about clairvoyance?"
"Inspecting the Nether!" said the Demon.
"Let them come to see me, I have important things to explain!" Nezha said solemnly.
Du Feng, who was ignored, felt so uncomfortable. It seems that a different approach will have to be done.
Du Feng's heart sank, and he squeezed out a sneer on his face: "That Nezha Daxian, I always admired you when I was in the lower realm, I have always regarded you as my idol, it is rumored that you picked the skin of the third prince of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, pulled its tendons and went back to make a belt for your father, tsk...... It's really majestic, I imagined you in my dreams, during the Great War of the Gods, if it weren't for you, where would the Great Zhou Dynasty be able to defeat the Yin Shang army? Three heads and six arms, tsk, do you know, we wrote a song for you below!"
Nezha suddenly became interested: "What song?"
Du Feng cleared his throat: "That's how you sing, you're good, he is higher than the sky, the sky is higher, he is bigger than the sea when he goes to the sea, he fights demons and wants ghosts, the young hero Xiao Nezha......!
Du Feng was singing happily, and suddenly had a bad premonition, so he quickly closed his voice and took a look, good guy, the whole body in front of him was swaying with knives and guns!
Du Feng looked embarrassed: "That, what are you doing?"
Nezha put aside the knife and gun and walked in front of Du Feng, and looked Du Feng up and down: "Why is this song so ugly?"
Du Feng suddenly realized, scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "That, this is my throat cutting problem, innate! But my voice is a big killer, I can put down a lot of people when fighting!"
Nezha nodded approvingly: "It makes sense, as soon as you sing, it's not an exaggeration to drink back a million male masters!"
Du Feng smiled proudly: "Of course! I don't have any skills, how can I dare to go to the immortal realm to be an immortal?"
Nezha said: "That, the lyrics of that song are good, you write the lyrics, I will find Quxian to recompose the music, and then spread it to the world!"
Du Feng was stunned: "Do you need to recompose the music?"
Nezha glanced at Du Feng: "Does it sound good?"
Du Feng nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, it's just that I sing badly!"
Nezha thought for a while and said, "Then you write all the lyrics and songs, and I'll sing and try!"
Du Feng's eyes rolled: "That, I still have to go to the lower realm to travel clouds and rain, why don't you come with me, and we will write while walking?"
Nezha was immediately overjoyed: "Okay, okay!"
"The third prince can't!" Mo Liqing flashed and stopped in front of Nezha. Nezha suddenly pouted: "What's the matter?" but the Holy Venerable ordered me to assist him in the clouds!"
Saying that, Nezha squeezed his eyebrows at Du Feng and said, "Isn't it Holy Venerable?"
Du Feng looked puzzled, but still nodded: "That's right, I asked him to go to the lower realm to assist me in the clouds!"
Mo Liqing pondered for a moment and let go of his body: "After the nether realm, the Holy Venerable, please take care of the third prince, lest there be anything out of control!"
Du Feng was stunned: "Uncontrollable things?"
"It's okay, let's go!" Nezha stepped forward and pulled Du Feng away, "By the way, where are we going to make the rain?"
"Proud to come to the country!" Du Feng blurted out. Nezha pulled Du Feng and flew up directly, "Let's go, Ao Laiguo!"
Du Feng suddenly had a bad premonition, shouldn't something big happen with Nezha?
Coming down from the South Heavenly Gate, under the endless clouds, the mountains and rivers were under Du Feng's eyes, Nezha said excitedly: "Thanks to you, I can go to the lower realm, don't you know, people can suffocate to death in the heavenly court, I can only go to the clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear to inquire about some interesting things in the lower realm in a day......
Du Feng was relieved: "So that's the case, you don't have to worry, I will bring you with me in the lower realm in the future!"
Nezha's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Du Feng nodded affirmatively: "I don't deceive people again, let alone children!"
Nezha was relieved and proposed: "Then let's go to the rain first, and after the rain, let's go to Dongtu Datang to play around and go back to the ladder!"
Du Feng pondered for a moment: "We are going to Aolai Country to spread the rain, why don't we go to Huaguo Mountain for a walk after the rain?"
Nezha shook his head and said, "Where is there anything interesting about the dead monkey, let's go to Dongtu Datang!"
Du Feng protested: "Anyway, I'm in the country of Aolai, why don't you go for a walk, and besides, aren't you still good friends with him?"
Nezha pondered, sighed and nodded: "Then go to Huaguo Mountain first, and call the dead monkey to go to the Tang Dynasty to play together!"
Du Feng opened his eyes and smiled: "Cheng, let's call the dead monkey to go to the Tang Dynasty to play!"
Nezha immediately picked up his speed, and took Du Feng all the way to the top of a beautiful land: "You quickly make it rain, I'll go find a dead monkey!"
Nezha said and let go of Du Feng directly, and suddenly Du Feng felt a gravitational force and fell in a straight line, Du Feng hurriedly transported his spiritual power, and then stabilized his body.
Nezha looked at Du Feng in surprise: "Why are you still using spiritual power, don't you know how to be immortal?"
Du Feng glanced at Nezha: "I just went to the immortal realm, where can I know the immortal law?"
Nezha looked confused: "Then how do you do clouds and rain?"
Du Feng said aggrievedly: "I don't know wow! I went to Gonggong, Gonggong asked me to find the rain god, I found the rain god, the rain god said that he had no choice, and asked me to find the dragon king...... I ......"
Nezha suddenly realized: "Are you being excluded?"
Du Feng nodded aggrievedly: "Immortals like us who have no backstage in the upper realm, we are really helpless to be squeezed out by those old qualified immortals......"
Nezha was suddenly indignant and said: "Even my friends dare to bully, I'm impatient!"
Saying that, Nezha said to Du Feng: "Let's go, let's go find the dead monkey first, and solve the matter of your rain first!"
After speaking, Nezha directly grabbed Du Feng, swooped down in a straight line on Hot Wheels, and landed in front of a waterfall.
Du Feng looked around at the scene, there were banana trees and peach trees everywhere!
"Dead monkey, come out quickly!" Nezha yelled at the waterfall.
Du Feng stared at the waterfall, only to see a monkey in monk's clothes jumping out of the waterfall, landing directly in front of Du Feng and Nezha, scratching his ears and cheeks to look at Du Feng and staring at Nezha and said, "Nezha, why are you here?"