The twenty-ninth episode of the bitter head Tuo returns the sword, and the drunken Taoist makes a fool of himself
There are also many immortals, such as Bliss Zhenren, who are the best of the same way, and are not formal, or Lu Emei people, who took the opportunity to inquire about the news nearby, and did not prepare for the ceremony. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Fortunately, they are all people who cultivate the truth and seek the Tao, and they don't take the idea of greed for external things to heart, and even if they do, it is not easy to declare it.
At present, the disciples of the Wutai banquet and the flower and wood elves of Kun Yuan are holding the fairy wine and food, and the immortal guests are fighting against the moon, and the wine is in the waves, and the fairy music inside and outside the hall is melodious, and the ancestor statue is as bright as the sea, and the fairy blessing is boundless, and the world is blissful, which is overwhelming.
While talking and laughing with the immortals, the Emei people secretly looked at the Wutai disciples, and they couldn't help but be vigilant. In the previous life, he fought with Wutai twice, although he occasionally failed, he was always a step higher, relying not only on his own exercises and flying swords, but also under the banner of Xuanmen authenticity and Taiqing inheritance, and there were many masters of other factions to work for him. Even if they are not as good as Bai Guyi and Zhu Mei and the second old man Gan as lackeys, they also have the intention of making good friends, hoping that in the future, the four or nine catastrophes can be helped by Emei, so as not to die. With this greatest reliance, he has always acted smoothly and unstoppably in Shushan.
But now, Wutai has been reopened, Kun Yuan has been reincarnated, no matter how full of guests and friends are there, even such masters as the two elders of the Great Wilderness are favored and cared for, and it is those few disciples who seem to be immortal roots and bones, and their qualifications are extraordinary. The most important thing is to say that today's sages testify, the statue of the god is consecrated, and the saint is blessed, which has confirmed the authentic position of the Qing Xuanmen on Wutai, and washed away the reputation of the old side. From this point of view, another sword fight needs to be considered in the long run.
Xuan Zhenzi, Ascetic and Qi Shuming of the Three Immortals of the East China Sea stared at each other, each with their own hearts, the three of them are the backbone of the Emei Lord, and they comprehend each other's hearts, and they are tempted by the ascetic head.
In the past, the ascetic head Tuo fought with the patriarch of the mixed yuan, and practiced the method of dividing the light and catching the shadow of the Taiqing, taking advantage of his distraction, he took the five poisonous fairy sword painstakingly refined by the patriarch of the mixed yuan, and was injured by the invisible sword of Xuan Zhenzi, which was the aftermath of the later Wutai sitting. These things are capable of the past festival, but also the humiliation of Wutai, Ye Bin said that he should not mention the old things, so as not to be embarrassed, but the ascetic took advantage of this life to fall into the scenery of Wutai.
He sang the Buddha's name and said to the Wutai people on the main seat: "Today can be a grand occasion, a rare blessing for a thousand years." I am poor and poor, and I have no soil etiquette, but the two families have made friends and resolved the conflict, which reminds the old man of something. In the second sword fight that year, thanks to the courtesy of the Wutai Palm Sect, I was allowed to temporarily take the Five Poison Swords to play. Today, Zhao Zhangjiao has returned, it seems that it is time to return to the original owner and return to Zhao!"
The drunken Taoist was drunk and comfortable, and when he heard this, he laughed and said: "It's not the end of the return to Zhao, but the end of the sword to return to Zhao, which is exactly the surname of the master, but it is also interesting!"
There are many people who are good friends with Wutai on the east seat, listening to his nonsense, there is anger between his eyebrows, and he is an upright and fair person of the Kunlun and Wudang factions who are in the same row as the west seat, and he also doesn't like it. Fortunately, above the chairman, the four people of Wutai, especially Kun Yuan, had a calm face and seemed to be unheard.
Wei Shaoshao, who was sitting on the side, sneered at the drunken Taoist and said: "Drunken Taoist friends are as their name suggests, and the wine has not passed the third round, and they have been drunk and talking!"
The drunken Taoist is also the head of the obscure star, and he doesn't know how to wake up, and listening to his words with ridicule is also angry, and he sneered at each other: "If people are as their name, they think that you are just a genus of scales, how can you be equal to me!"
His words were not without allusions to the allusions that most of the immortals in the sect were "people with hair and horns, and people who gave birth to eggs wet", which immediately caused many immortals to be angry. Kun Yuan smiled secretly, thinking to himself, you are only a lot of people, and you dare to speak disrespectfully, and this is the place where the statue of the ancestor of the Tongtian Sect is worshipped, this statement is absurd and rude, and it is inevitable to take the blame on yourself. Na Lang said loudly: "Drunken Daoyou's words seem inappropriate, I can't help but feel faintly uneasy in my heart, somehow!"
The three immortals of the East China Sea also felt bad, and secretly drunk and reckless. Qi Shuming hurriedly said: "Zhao Zhangjiao don't sin, drunk junior brother is drunk and misguided, talk without taboo, don't be like him." ”
The drunken Taoist still wanted to speak, but was stopped by Xuan Zhenzi's angry eyes.
Qi Shuming hurriedly said again: "Senior Brother Ascetic, don't return the master's flying sword yet!"
The ascetic head took out the five poisonous swords from his sleeve. This sword is originally refined by the secret method of the Wutai faction, collecting five kinds of poisons from green snakes, centipedes, scorpions, geckos and toads, and it also needs to be a spiritual object of thousands of years of fire, and it can be used only after repeated refining. The ascetic return of this sword, firstly, it was to cut Kunyuan's face, and secondly, it was also to ridicule Wutai's old leftist identity.
The sword slowly flew into the air, the hilt of the sword upward, heading towards Kun Yuan. The sword aura is treacherous, the poison is pervasive, and many righteous sword immortals see it. Frown. When Kun Yuan saw this, he sneered in his heart, thinking that today he was going to let you, an old thief, lose his wife and lose his army again!
Immediately pinched the sword trick and fixed the five poisonous swords in mid-air. The ascetic secretly exerted his strength, wanting Kun Yuan to be embarrassed, but the Five Poison Sword was originally refined by the ancestor of the mixed yuan, although it was later erased by the ascetic, after all, it is still an old thing, and he knows the roots, and Kun Yuan is not Wuxia Ameng, his skills are not good, and in the ancestral hall, the saint is blessed. Ascetic exertion is also futile.
Bliss Zhenren saw the clue, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and his face was sneering. If the ascetic is not good and then exercise deception, then stop, and see how Kun Yuan responds.
I saw Kun Yuan fixed the five poisonous swords of the side door, and said to the people in the hall: "This sword was originally refined by me in the past years by the side door method, and it is difficult to defeat the authentic sect of the Xuanmen, Hugh said that it is not in my hands today, even if it is still there, it has long been destroyed and not used, it is rare that the ascetic master has the heart, and has kept it for me so far, thank you in advance!"
However, it was also a painstaking effort back then, and it was a pity to abandon it. I practiced the Shangqing Taoist method, with the meaning of the five elements, take the sharp of the true gold of Gengxin in the west, the life of the green wood in the east, the fierce fire of the yang in the south, the moist of the true water in the north, and the thickness of the soil in the center, refine this sword, renamed the Five Elements Killing Immortal Sword, the sword blank has just begun, and it has not yet been fully utilized, today it is an opportunity to fall from the sky, and please see me show my ugliness!"
Then the five elements of the sword sacrificed, the sword blank is more than a foot long, black and white two colors are coherent, it is the foundation of the qi of the two instruments, the sword body is full of light and shadow mist, and the end of the mystery is extraordinary. Many of the people here are experts in sword practice, and they are all amazed when they see it.
The Five Elements Sword flew in front of the Five Poison Sword, and Kun Yuan silently recited the Imperial Sword Heart Method, and the sword light was great, and the Five Poison Sword was twisted into pieces. The five poisonous gases scattered and fled, and everyone was about to be on guard, only to see the five elements of the sword rapidly surrounding, all the poisonous gases were circled in a circle of light, and after a moment's effort, the five elements of the sword qi would refine the poisonous gases one by one, return to the root of the five elements, and absorb the sword blank. Looking at the scene again, the old Five Poison Swords had long since disappeared, but the Five Elements Immortal Sword was becoming more and more condensed and shining. The crowd couldn't help but applaud secretly.
Only Emei and the others had dull faces and were silent.
On the east seat, the fire of Huashan was really happy, and he took the lead in holding a cup and said, "Wutai Zhao Zhangjiao, the Taoism is wonderful, the fairy sword is mighty, and the poor Dao is congratulatory with a glass of wine!"
Kun Yuan got up and returned the salute and put the Five Elements Sword in his sleeve.
Master Fan Xia was in Huangshan before, and had already fought with Kun Yuan and others, and compared swords with the ancestor of Huashan Flame in the past, and steadily pressed one of his heads, now he changed his Taoist clothes, quite like a monkey crown monkey, he was disdainful, and asked in surprise: "This Taoist friend on the other side is so good, but he is not like an old man, I don't know where it is sacred?"
Agni Zhenren is already a fiery temper, listening to her sarcastic words, he also shook his face on the spot and said: "You old nun, you are not a monk or a monk, how you talk is also yin and yang, my old Agni just changed into a Taoist robe, so you pretend not to know, you have no monk's duties at all, and your mouth is full of words!"
Master Fan Xia is a master, where has he been provoked by such words, his face has changed greatly, and he is angry. Before she had a seizure, the drunken Taoist couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded: "Your Huashan faction is originally an evil demon, and you also have the face to sit at the table, and you are not ashamed to say it here, can you also wear this door robe?
When Agni heard this, he hurriedly jumped out, pointed at the drunken Taoist and scolded: "You drunkard, do you dare to have a competition with me? Today, I will let you see the power of your Agni Grandpa, lest you blindly sit in the well and watch the sky, and you don't know what to do!"
Seeing that the two of them openly turned their faces, many people in the seat secretly only watched jokes, first, Wutai had no face, and someone made trouble at the opening ceremony, and secondly, Emei was dull and looked small-bellied. However, most of the people felt that they were either limited by merit or not favoritism, so they had to watch from the wall.
Only the identity of the real person of Bliss is transcendent, and it is a senior master, seeing them noisy for a long time, he said unhappily: "The two Taoist friends are not very self-conscious, why do they speak disrespectfully, and they have disturbed the banquet of the master's family in vain, stop it!"
The two elders of the Great Wilderness on the side had already regarded themselves as a member of Wutai, but when they saw that Kun Yuan did not stop it, they did not move for the time being.
The old man with withered bamboo took the lead and said: "What are you doing here, if you want to compete with the sword, get out of the hall, find a secluded place, don't disturb the old man's wine!"
Immediately raised his hand, the blue light was great, wrapped around the figure of the drunken Taoist, and threw it outside the hall, the drunken Taoist couldn't stand, couldn't move, and didn't know where he was thrown. The three immortals of the East China Sea were too late to rescue, and they saw that the drunken Taoist made a fool of himself in front of everyone!
Seeing this, Lu Yu also snorted coldly: "There is another noisy one, let's go with it!" Fortunately, he also saved some face for the Agni Fire Zhenren, but with a finger of his hand, the Agni Zhenren couldn't resist it, and was pushed straight out of the temple gate. Playing fifty boards in this way seems to be impartial, but in fact, the position has been clearly revealed!
Xuan Zhenzi, Qi Shuming and other Emei sword immortals couldn't sit down when they saw this. Xuan Zhenzi took the lead in getting up, and bowed his hand to Kun Yuan slightly: "Drunk junior brother has no words, and he still looks at Haihan, and today Emei is rude, and I hope that Zhao Zhangjiao will reveal it for the sake of the same sect in Sanqing." The wine is drunk, forgive me for drinking it again, so I will take my leave!"
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