The next day, in the lobby.

Wu Qian, Ye Qingxuan, and the two looked at the ring and smiled.

"What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at!" "Brother Wu, it's all your fault!"

Wu was puzzled: "The master's words are wrong, what's the matter?"

"Hiss......" Jiese rubbed his dark left eye and took a long breath of cold air.

It hurts!

"It's all your bad idea!"

Wu Qiao's eyes were puzzled: "Tell me, what happened to the two of you yesterday?"

"What is there to say......" Jiese muttered, "Last night, the poor monk proposed to Xiao Chu to fall asleep according to the method you said Brother Wu......

He said half of it.

"And then?" the fire of gossip in Wu Qian's chest was already burning.

Then he was silent for a while and asked the poor monk why. Quitting replied.

"What do you say?" Wu Qian asked.

Jiese scratched his shiny bald head: "Then the poor monk told the truth, and then he gave the poor monk a punch and blasted the poor monk out!"

Well, that is to say, "Xiao Chu, can I touch your chest?"

"Poofhahahaha......" Wu Qiang smiled and leaned back.

"You're still laughing!" said in a tone of grievance.

It's all thanks to Wu Poor! It's all down to Xiao Chu who locks himself in the house and doesn't come out now!

"Eh~ Master, you can't blame me for this. Wu Qian stopped laughing and pointed to Ye Qingxuan, who was smiling silently next to him, "I don't believe you ask Brother Dao." ”

Ye Qingxuan nodded: "What Brother Wu said is right, it's Senior Brother, your method is wrong." ”

Hearing this, the ring looked serious: "I want to hear it in detail." ”

"Let's talk about Brother Wu, I don't know a lot about poor Dao. Ye Qingxuan shook the pot.

"Okay, okay, I'll say it. Wu Qian took the pot: "Master, you are too direct, I will tell you what to do." ”

He pondered for a moment and raised his head: "The master said that there is nothing wrong with falling asleep, but when she asks you why, you don't say it so directly.

You should say, 'The poor monk reads that brothers who have a good relationship will sleep at night in order to show their importance and trust in each other.' ’”

Wu Qiang gestured with his hands: "Do you want to be tactful, understand! You have to portray yourself as an honest monk with such a strong purpose and gender, and make her feel that you really want to sleep together because you trust her and value her." ”

Even if she knew what she meant, it wouldn't be easy to speak, after all, she had to find a reason, didn't she?

Wu Qian took a sip of tea and continued to flicker: "At this time, she can't refuse you, if she refuses, she doesn't trust you, she just doesn't value you."

After that, they all fell asleep together, and you pretended to be asleep in the middle of the night, and then inadvertently rubbed her breasts or something, do you still need me to teach this?"

"I don't understand what you're talking about, but the poor monk thinks it makes sense. Jiese nodded, and then sighed, "But the poor monk still thinks that Xiao Chu is a man, no matter how you look at him, he is a man with a thin body, at most he looks a little softer, his skin is a little paler, and his voice is a little softer." ”

Wu Qian: "......"

He pinched his eyebrows helplessly: "But she's really a woman's ......"

Wu Qiang began to regret what he had done before.

Don't let this bald donkey be fooled by himself and really like men, that's a bad thing! If you like women, you can still talk to the abbot of Xuankong, if he likes men...... Then you're going to be out of luck!

"Master, in fact, you just can't tell the difference. He decided to speak with facts, "Do you think Shi'er and Xiaobai are men or women at the moment?"

Xiaobai was dressed in a black suit at this time, covered with a pure black coat, with her hair tied in a bun on the top of her head, coupled with her cold eyes and frosty handsome face, she was a super cold-faced handsome guy!

And poetry is not far behind.

She had changed out of her palace dress by this time, and instead put on a white gown, and her beautiful black hair was also tied into a scribe's bun on top of her head, and a wooden hairpin was simply inserted on it.

With deep eyes and the momentum of the person in charge, he is completely a wealthy young master who has a private interview.

The two of them are black and white, just like black and white impermanence, sitting on both sides of Wu Qiang guarding his mind and body, so as to prevent him from coming into contact with any bewitching and cheap goods

。

Jiese looked at it for a long time and scratched his face: "No matter how they look at it, they are girls." ”

Wu Qian: "......"

"That's just that you knew they were girls. He sighed, "You wait." ”

He swept the lobby left and right, it was lunchtime, and the inn lobby was almost full of diners who had come to eat.

Wu Qian looked left and right, and finally saw the target, which was a table of guests on their left.

The guests at that table were four young and pretty heroines.

Wu Qian smiled, wrapped his left hand around Xiaobai's slender waist, put his right hand around Shi'er's fragrant shoulder, and then chin a little bit of the dishes on the table.

"Brother Su, I want to eat that~"

Xiao Bai was expressionless, and silently took a green vegetable and handed it to his mouth.

"Ahh......h

"Ahem. Shi'er next to her coughed dryly, handed the wine glass to Wu Qiao's mouth, and showed a doting smile: "You will be thirsty just by eating vegetables, drink saliva." ”

Wu Qian drank it all and smiled: "Thank you." ”

Shi'er smiled gently: "It's good if you're happy." ”

Jie Se muttered quietly: "What's so nice about this......"

Tsk, isn't it just feeding dog food......

"Shhh......hhh

Seeing the color of the ring, he glanced at the table of the four chivalrous women.

Jie Se secretly observed, and found that the four chivalrous women were all glaring at Wu Qian through gritted teeth.

If you listen closely, you can hear them whispering.

"Damn! There are rough men on the rivers and lakes, and there are not many high-quality beautiful men like this! I didn't expect them to like men!"

"That's right, one of them is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and the other is gentle and considerate, but why are they blind to that ordinary man?!"

"......That's right! Even if you like men, it should be the two of them together! The rough man in the middle has stained this girl's eyes!"

Ring color: "......"

Is it so amazing?!

Ye Qingxuan forced a smile to persuade Wu Qian, whose face was getting more and more ugly: "Brother Wu, forget it." Don't be like a little girl. ”

At this point, the last girl who didn't make a sound spoke.

"Alas...... Why was that handsome Taoist also murdered by this person? Obviously, wouldn't it be good for this pickled man to be with that stinky monk, and it wouldn't stain our eyes. ”

Ring color: "......"

Wu Qian: "......"

He slapped the table, got up and sneered: "Beautiful men are only worthy of the strong, and they have the ability to come out and fight Uncle Ben!"

The four of them were stunned, and one of the spicy women also slapped the table and stood up.

She pointed at Wu Qiang's nose and was about to speak, but Xiao Bai coldly spit out a word:

"Get out. ”

The four chivalrous women were stunned for a moment, and then ran away in disgrace.

Xiaobai's eyes ...... The murderous aura is too heavy!

"What are you looking at! Haven't you seen a beautiful man quarrel?!" Wu Qiang scolded angrily, and the onlookers did not dare to look at him, so they turned around and continued to eat.

A man who likes men...... can't be provoked, what if you provoke him, what if you are favored by him?

"Phew, it's all cowards!" Wu scolded hatefully and sat back.

He was in a bad mood, so he deliberately provoked to see if anyone jumped out to vent the anger in his heart.

It's a pity that it's all cowardice.

He sighed and patted the ring color: "Master, you have sacrificed so much, do you understand?"

Jiese muttered to herself: "Could it be that Xiao Chu is really a girl?"

"Don't talk nonsense, you can please!" Wu Qian clapped his hands and pulled his attention back, "How it is, you can find out tonight." ”

"Okay, the poor monk will believe in you again!"