"****** fucking asshole!"

After Xiao Yinjian woke up slowly, he opened his mouth and cursed a foul word.

"Boss, you're finally awake!" Lin Shaoping jumped up from his chair, looking very happy.

Shaking his head vigorously, Xiao Yinjian seemed to be a little dazed, and asked, "Are we still alive? Where is this? Not in the dungeon of Shaolin Temple?"

"This is the hotel room you booked yourself!" Lin Shaoping was surprised: "Boss, were you stupid by that vampire bat, or were you stupid by that wingless birdman?"

"Wingless Birdman, what is that?" Xiao Yinjian thought of two things, one was the unequaled sword wings sold in KFC, and the other was the ****** that his classmates had shaved off all of them before the operation.

Lin Shaoping said with a smile: "You also saw the old monk who can fly, right? He can fly in the sky like a bird, and he doesn't have wings, isn't he just a birdman without wings?"

Thinking of the horror of that monk, Xiao Yinjian couldn't help but shudder and asked, "What about the flying bald donkey, where did you go later?"

"Later?" Lin Shaoping spread his hands: "It's gone." ”

"What about the vampire?"

Lin Shaoping still spread his hands: "The vampire bat is also gone." However, he was dissolved by the old monk, not by himself. ”

Xiao Yinjian suddenly thought of something and asked, "By the way, how do you know that the guy who injured me is a vampire?"

"Hehe, boss, you were in a coma at that time, I don't know, but I saw with my own eyes, that guy hugged you and gnawed for a while, trying to suck blood on your neck, what is that not a vampire?" Lin Shaoping said as he spoke, suddenly became happy, and said with a smile: "Every time I was caught before, the boss carried me down the mountain, but this time it was finally the boss's turn to be carried by me, hehehe......"

Xiao Yinjian couldn't laugh, he spit twice, wiped it on his neck, and scolded: "That dead pervert, how much blood did I suck by him?"

"Not a single drop. Lin Shaoping smiled: "Boss, your skin is really not ordinarily thick, that guy's teeth are about to be bounced out by you, but he hasn't bitten a little bit of oily skin." ”

"Really?" Xiao Yinjian was skeptical: "After I fell unconscious, what happened? ”

"It's nothing. Lin Shaoping recalled: "It was that vampire bat that attempt to suck your blood, and then the Shaolin monks came out to trouble him, and he beat him to the ground, and many people died." ”

Speaking of this, Lin Shaoping paused for a moment and sighed: "Boss, we went to Shaolin to make trouble before, I'm afraid they haven't done their best, what abbot, the first seat of the Panruo Hall and the Luohan Hall, none of them came out, and their most powerful Arhat Array was not used for us at all." Boss, you don't know, those monks entered the formation, and their martial arts were as if they were several times stronger......"

Lin Shaoping talked about Xingtou and gushed about the benefits of the Arhat Great Array.

"What happened later?" Xiao Yinjian interrupted. He is not a real martial arts practitioner, Xiao Yinjian can't comprehend the mystery of those moves at all, Lin Shaoping's words can be said to be playing the piano to the cow.

"And then you know. Lin Shaoping said: "The vampire bat broke the Arhat array, and then a bald monk who was so strong that he was perverted appeared, and a pillar of light shone down, turning the vampire bat into ashes, and then came down, and the monk himself disappeared." In the end, it was naturally the handsome and dashing me who saved the hero...... Well, the hero saved the bear and snatched you out. ”

Xiao Yinjian sat up from the bed, stretched out his hand, kicked his legs, and pressed his chest again, always feeling that it seemed to be a big dream, however, the increasingly clear feeling of strength in his body reminded him that this was not a dream.

"Boss, are your injuries healed?" Lin Shaoping asked with a look of concern.

"Nonsense. Xiao Yinjian put on a toning pose.

"Then are we going to Shaolin today?" Lin Shaoping asked with a grin.

"Don't go. ”

"Don't go, boss, the Shaolin monk's Arhat formation is really good. ”

Xiao Yinjian still shook his head. He hadn't lived long enough to fuck the old bald asshole, this, he could just turn it over in his heart, and in reality, he would never dare to go. What are you kidding, he can't even beat that vampire, so a fool would provoke that god-like bald donkey who is obviously not knowing how many levels higher.

Moreover, in Xiao Yinjian's opinion, in addition to the one that can't be provoked, the skills of other Shaolin monks are weaker, although Lin Shaoping blew the Arhat array to the sky, but Xiao Yinjian is very clear that this kind of formation will at most allow the monks to exert several times more strength, and more of it is reflected in the completely useless move cooperation for him, in short, no matter what, now ordinary Shaolin monks, it is not much help for him to practice, and the bird monk without wings, and give Xiao Yinjian two more dares, he does not dare to provoke, what he wants is to find a draw, not to find death。

"Boss, then are you still looking for someone to fight? Besides Shaolin, where else is there anyone to fight you?" Lin Shaoping asked puzzled.

"Naturally, it's the UK. Xiao Yinjian said lightly.

"Britain?" Lin Shaoping was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Boss, are you going to find other vampires?"

Xiao Yinjian nodded: "That's right, I think there must be other vampires in the UK, it's best to find them to practice." Xiao Linzi, will you go with you?"

Lin Shaoping lowered his head and thought for a while, and finally shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'm still not going." In that kind of bird place, the language is not comprehensible, and I can't stand the fists and kicks of those vampires. Boss, I'm different from you, you prefer pure strength opponents, but I need to go further in my moves, so I'd better stay in Shaolin. ”

After a pause, Lin Shaoping added: "What's more, boss, don't you think that if you pursue the strong, there will be the strongest person in the Shaolin Temple?"

"That's ridiculously strong, I can't afford to mess with it for the time being. Xiao Yinjian shook his head.

"Can you afford to mess with that vampire? How do you know that he is the strongest among vampires? I heard that vampires are also divided into many ranks according to their strength, such as princes and princes, maybe that guy is only the lowest baron. Lin Shaoping couldn't help but refute.

"Hehe, that's at least better than dealing with that old bald donkey. Xiao Yinjian said with a smile: "Now if I deal with that vampire bat, I may not necessarily die, but if Shaolin makes trouble, I will definitely die." ”

"Not necessarily. Lin Shaoping shook his head and said: "Didn't the boss find out? That old bald donkey generally doesn't kill people, boss, you have been making trouble for so long, and you haven't seen him come out to take care of things, if it weren't for the vampire who came to destroy people, that old guy probably wouldn't have killed him." ”

"Brother. Xiao Yinjian said: "The old monk is merciful, that's his business, I escaped from him, that's my luck, but do we have to put our fate in the hands of others, look at other people's moods, and see whether others are merciful or not to decide whether we live or die? At least, I want to make my own decisions about my fate!"

Lin Shaoping was speechless for a while.

Xiao Yinjian patted Lin Shaoping's shoulder and said, "Since you have decided to stay, then let's go our separate ways." Wait until the next time we meet, and we'll have another fight. ”

"Yes, Boss. Lin Shaoping said with a smile: "In case I can worship that bald donkey as a teacher, hehe, wait for the boss to come back, and see if I don't beat you all over the ground to find teeth." ”

"Then you can try. Xiao Yinjian suddenly became arrogant, and said with a long laugh: "When I come back next time, don't say it's you, it's the bird monk who doesn't have wings, I will also beat him all over the ground to find teeth, if he still has teeth!"