Chapter 871: The Alliance of the Sorrowful

Want to cry without tears......

At this moment, Ji Kao couldn't wait to go out with a knife and hack the wild dogs and hens barking outside the door.

Nima, it was because the dog outside the door was chasing the chicken, which made Ji Kao distracted all of a sudden, which led to the duck in hand...... Phew, the Ruyi Qiankun bag in hand is in the hands of the two second goods, Roaring Sky and Bald Crane.

These two second goods, since they went to the East China Sea, have not been traced.

And with Ji Kao's understanding of these two second goods, he has already guessed that these two second coercies, under the banner of going to the East China Sea to find the whereabouts of Huaguo Mountain, may be a horse outside and live a chic and happy life.

"Where is the principle of heaven, where is justice? I, Nima, play all day long, and have the opportunity to get such a treasure. What's more, the emotional Lao Tzu is not as good as a dog......", Ji Kao cried with a sad face and a loveless face.

He knows that the stupid dog roaring sky belongs to the kind of sullen type of player, and the bald crane is the kind of cheap player who fools the dead and does not pay for his life, and is greedy for money.

At this moment, Ji Kao can even imagine that one day in the future, when he asks the roar of the two second-hand goods, the stupid dog will look at him with a stupid and cute expression, bite his finger and ask weakly:

"Brother Ji, is it a Qiankun bag?

And in order to match the innocence of the stupid dog, the bald crane will definitely go up and kick the sky, and then speak with a pointing tone: "You stupid dog, why do you want to say anything? Qiankun bag, that's something to eat." Grandpa Crane has always wanted to eat it, but he has never had a chance!"

"Alas, this is really a special meat bun whistling sky, there is no return!

The system did not hesitate to interrupt Ji Kao's dream and refused: "The reward has been arranged, and it cannot be taken back!"

"Damn!"

Ji Kao's face twitched, and he was really speechless......

However, he is also a simple character, since he was rewarded with two second-class goods, Lu Tian and Bald Crane, then he also gave it. Maybe in the dark, the two second-hand goods rely on these two treasures, and maybe they can create some miracles.

The reason why Ji Kao thinks this way is because both the Roaring Sky and the Bald Crane are 100% loyal and will never rebel.

Otherwise, even if the bald crane's loyalty reaches 99, after getting the Ruyi Qiankun bag, this guy's greed will prompt it to sneak back to the Qin State, and then empty all the spirit stones in the Qin State Treasury.

As he was thinking, there was a knock on the door.

The knock on the door was a little urgent, which made Ji Kao a little displeased, opened his eyes, and shouted with a little majesty: "What's the matter?"

After being quiet outside the door for a long time, Yang Jian's voice suddenly sounded: "Your Majesty, Commander Dou Rong of the Wandering Soul Guan has a !! please."

Dou Rong?

When Ji Kao heard this, he suddenly laughed.

Dou Rong, as the first person to defend the gods, was locked under his defense, resisting Jiang Wenhuan's millions of troops for more than ten years. With such a method, if you really don't know that you have entered the Wandering Soul Pass, it will inevitably be a bit of a waste of fame.

In the midst of laughter, Ji Kao got up, a hypocritical smile piled up on his cheeks, and then said loudly: "Since General Dou is invited, how can I not go?

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East China Sea, Depths!

The sea area is boundless, the sky is clear, and the East China Sea is currently full of preparations, but it still does not affect the beautiful scenery of the East China Sea.

It's just that at this time, this beautiful scenery was broken by a piercing shrill laugh.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

This laughter, like the voice of a male duck, has an indescribable arrogance, echoing in all directions.

"Your sister, your grandmother crane, the kraken is amazing? As soon as Grandpa Crane came out, he rubbed his back, and he didn't deceive these krakens into stupid geese one by one! Silly dog, are you right?"

In the middle of the words, a hairless chicken, only a few branches on the buttocks, with a high-spirited expression and full of arrogance, appeared in the air.

This chicken ...... Bald Crane!

At this moment, in the middle of the words, there was an amazing momentum on the bald crane's body, which made it look very rare.

"Whew!"

He roared and rolled his eyes, not looking at the bald crane at all.

Just now, the two of them partnered up to deceive a group of krakens on an isolated island in the East China Sea and harvested a lot of spirit stones. It was supposed to be a fluttering deception and a fluttering walk, but the bald crane was too proud, and he accidentally showed his horse's feet and attracted a group of krakens to chase him.

"What's the matter? Your sister is obviously a stupid dog, but she has to learn to bark as a wolf. Hey, your Grandma Crane, why are you staring at Grandpa Crane, I've never seen such a handsome Grandpa Crane?"

The bald crane flew out, very dissatisfied with Roaring Sky's gaze, his eyes showed a sharp light, and when he was about to raise his claws to pat Roaring Sky's head, he saw Roaring Sky showing a mouthful of sharp canine teeth, and immediately frightened away, and turned one wing drooped on Roaring Sky.

"Dog, Fang is Grandpa He, I did it on purpose! You must know that if our brothers want to make a name for themselves in the East China Sea, we must let them know that our 'Women's Sorrow Alliance' is definitely not blown out, and it can definitely be guarded against!"

"The Women's Alliance?"

After all, he was stupid, and was suddenly changed by the bald crane, and asked suspiciously: "Thief crane, weren't we still 'crane and black double evil' yesterday? Why did we change it again today! Besides, why is it called the 'Women's Sorrow Alliance'?"

The bald crane stared at him and roared, "Your sister, you are so stupid! Look, look, look at Grandpa Crane, my handsomeness, and the stupid dog, your pull." There are few beautiful men in the world like us, as soon as they appear in the rivers and lakes, do they make thousands of women obsessed, and then crazy, and even want to gather together to kiss you and my brother?"

He pulled his underwear and nodded, "Well, reasonable, reasonable!"

The stupid dog's Erha-like expression made the bald crane completely shudder and scream.

"Dog, what do you think, those women, coveting the jade bodies of you and my brothers, jealous of your and my appearance, and desperate to kiss you and me. But, Grandpa Crane, what kind of character are you, and the stupid dog? How can an ordinary woman get close?

Therefore, countless women in the world, hate, sorrow, wash their faces with tears every day. That's why our combination is called ...... Women's Union. ”

The stupid dog was stunned for a moment, nodded after half a sound, pulled his underwear again, and said thoughtfully: "Well, it makes sense!"

After finishing speaking, the silly dog looked at the sky at 45 degrees, and the strong wind of the East China Sea blew its underwear to hunt.

"Alas, looking back at the dog master's life, only one word 'handsome' runs through the front and back, it is really lonely, empty, and cold!"

The bald crane looked at the stupid dog's pretending posture, and was about to be outdone to step forward to try it, but suddenly stopped, and a green light appeared in his eyes.

"Silly dog, Grandpa Crane seems to smell treasures!"

ps: In terms of pretending to be forced, I can only rank third in the world, the first is unprecedented, and the second is unprecedented. But when it comes to being handsome, I'm at the bottom of the rankings. Because, the brothers who voted, and the majesty who subscribed, are all more handsome than me!Wowhahahahahaha!Come on, ask for votes on Monday!

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