Su Yi waved her hand vigorously, "It's really a beauty!

Yang Pan moved over and looked at it for a long time, "...... I believe in you. ”

Outside the car was a forest, and it was almost dusk, so it was dim and I couldn't see clearly...... But this can't be an excuse for Su Yi to point to a huge ass and say that she is a beauty!

That's right, one, big, big, of, fart, stock!

Yang Pan looked at Su Yi seriously and said, "I think that I not only have a different worldview from you, but also have different aesthetics......"

"Huh?" Su Yi looked at him stunned, "You have a lot of taste!" Then she patted Yang Pan's shoulder heavily: "It's okay, I don't discriminate against you." ”

...... Well, can you explain what you're making up in your brain?

However, his horror did not end, for it was not long before he heard someone knock on his car window very gracefully, and he opened the curtain and saw the face of a very delicate young man, who was very polite: "Excuse me, have you seen my beauty?"

⊙ "⊙ must have opened the curtain the wrong way!"

Shen Yifeng saw the chubby young man inside and pretended to be calm and closed the curtain, and then heard his voice: "Our car is still walking." ”

Then a girl's voice said, "Hmm...... Galloping, to be exact. ”

"Then I must have been stimulated too much and hallucinated...... Xiao Li, didn't you see the man outside......"

"I see it......"

"No! you don't see that. "The boy is very determined. "You must not have seen it. ”

Su Yi frowned and came over to poke his head: "When did you become blind?"

Shen Yifeng thought it was funny, so he simply knocked on the car window again, "This fellow Daoist, I'm not hallucinating. ”

“...... Xiao Li, there seems to be something wrong with the formation you gave, I feel as if I am hallucinating......"

Su Yi looked at him vigilantly: "What do you want to do? Once the formation is sold, it will not be returned!"

...... It's really tiring.

But Yang Pan still lifted the curtain and looked at him calmly, "What do you have to do with this fellow Daoist?"

At this time, I can't see that this person is extraordinary, he is really blind!

Shen Yifeng said embarrassedly: "May I ask this fellow Daoist, have you seen my beauty?"

Su Yi squeezed her head over and looked at him with bright eyes: "That beauty just now belongs to your family?"

Shen Yifeng's eyes lit up, "Have you seen it?"

...... Can anyone explain what's going on? Could it be that the person with the aesthetic problem is actually me?⊙ ⊙......

Su Yi rubbed her head in distress, "I seem to have seen it...... I can't remember ...... that way."

excuse me？

Shen Yifeng saw the little girl's distressed expression, and he didn't react a little.

Su Yi continued to rub her head: "Ah, it seems that you can't remember?"

Shen Yifeng was a little disappointed, and just as he was about to say goodbye, he saw the little girl looking at him distressedly: "...... But maybe I'll remember to give me some silver?"

Shen Yifeng: "......"

Since cultivating immortals, I haven't seen such a brazen person again......

Shen Yifeng thought it was funny, and leaned on the window to look at her: "I just don't know how much silver it takes to make the girl remember?"

"......" This stumped Su Yi, and she seemed to look at Yang Pan for help, Yang Pan felt ashamed, and silently nested aside and pretended to be a dead man.

So Su Yi came back, "What, I can think of as many ...... as you give."

Shen Yifeng raised his eyebrows and took off a pendant from his waist, "I'm in a hurry to come out today, I didn't bring anything, so I'll use this jade pendant as a silver coin, okay?"

Su Yi's eyes lit up, jade admiration, this is a good thing!

Yang Pan finally couldn't sit still, he cleared his throat: "This fellow Daoist, this jade pendant is not an ancestral jade pendant, a token of love......

"Huh?" Shen Yifeng was a little dazed.

Yang Pan continued: "It's not a status symbol, you can order the people to help or something, right......?"

“......”

"It's not like it was stuffed by an unknown mysterious uncle from an unknown stall, right......?"

“...... It was just an ordinary jade pendant, which had been bought for five taels of silver by a jade shop that had been passed by earlier. ”

"Oh. Yang Pan nodded and said to Su Yi: "Then take it." Then he touched it to the side.

Shen Yifeng felt a little unable to keep up, didn't this young master still feel ashamed and unwilling to pay attention to people before?

Yang Pan looked at his expression and explained to him: "It's her business to be ashamed, but it's my business to ensure the safety of my life." ”

It's just a jade pendant, is it so serious?

If Yang Pan could hear his heart, he would definitely nod, throughout the ages, how many grievances and hatreds, love and hate entanglements, were just caused by a jade pendant, Young Master Yang was very sorry for his life, so he refused to let the people around him cause some strange plots.

Su Yi happily took the jade pendant, in a good mood, and showed him the way, "It's just been a short time, it's probably only a quarter of an hour's drive, in a forest, it should be obvious." ”

Shen Yifeng thanked him, then turned his head, and didn't know what he did, but saw that he took a lazy step and was already ten meters away, and quickly disappeared.

Yang Pan looked weird and muttered, "Could it be that he lost that ass?"

The calm Young Master Yang was very impressed with that huge ass.

Yang Pan thought about it, and suddenly the whole person was not good.

Then he educated Su Yi earnestly, "Xiao Li, I think you are too hasty like this, aren't you afraid of offending people in case?"

Su Yi couldn't put it down for that jade pendant, and said calmly: "If I am a good-looking person, I will naturally not be embarrassed by such an innocent, kind and lovely little girl!"

“...... Who gave you this illusion?" Yang Pan said weakly, "You're not afraid that he is a bad person, then you have offended people this time......"

Su Yi didn't raise her head: "If it's a bad one, then sooner or later it will offend, so what's the matter?"

“...... You have a point. ”

"And I'm so innocent, kind and cute, others will only think that you instructed me to do it, and they won't blame my ......"

Why is this dead girl always full of wit in strange directions?

Soon, Yang Pan felt that something was wrong, and only felt that his car was vibrating in a very regular rhythm.

"Boom!" the skinny Su Yi touched her forehead and grinned.

Yang Pan was secretly happy in his heart, and for the first time, he felt that his weight was advantageous.

Then when the next shock came, Young Master Yang bit his tongue.

"Your sister!" Young Master Yang angrily pulled the car door, "Can you take a snack while driving?"

The coachman also burst into tears: "It's useless for you to call uncle!

Shen Yifeng's voice came from afar: "The two Daoists are friendly!"

Yang Pan turned his head tremblingly, and his voice changed tone: "...... Butt butt butt butt ass!"

Shen Yifeng looked chic, standing on the ass that was struggling to jump forward, full of all kinds of disobedience.

Su Yi waved a small handkerchief to greet her: "Hey, beauty!"

Yang Pan fixed his eyes and saw that the word "beauty" written with an ink-colored pen on his buttocks was flying wantonly in the wind, so unhappy...... Yang Pan suddenly understood why Su Yi said that he had seen a beauty before...... However, who would name a butt beauty......

Yang Pan felt that he was going blind.

Shen Yifeng looked at Young Master Yang messy in the wind with satisfaction, and said half-sneeringly and half-sincerely: "Two Taoist friends, it seems that we are really destined, why don't we hand it over to our friends! Everyone else called Shen Gongzi, I don't know what the two Taoist friends call them?"

Yang Pan: "It's fateful to your uncle! There is only one way to cut down!"

So his words became: "My name is Pan Yeye!"

Shen Gongzi was polite: "Pan Ye is also a strange name......

Yang Pan laughed: "Eh, good grandson!" and then got into the car and made up his mind not to go out.

Shen Yifeng's face darkened, knowing that he was taking revenge on himself, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, since he cultivated immortals, he had never seen such a calculating person.

Is it because you have been away from the world for too long or because the world is changing too fast?

Su Yi still waved happily: "My name is Su Yi, you can call me Xiaoyi!"

Shen Yifeng's face darkened: "Am I that stupid?

Yang Pan couldn't straighten up with a smile in the car.

Su Yi was a little dazed: "My name is really Su Yi......"

Shen Yifeng: "I heard him call you Xiao Li." ”

In this way, Su Yi felt that something was wrong, so she had to say, "Then you can also call me Xiao Li." ”

“......”

Shen Yifeng: How does this make him angry?

"Then Li Daoyou, Pan ...... Daoyou is also going to Kunlun, I don't know if you mind going all the way?"

"Mind, mind!" Yang Pan hurriedly stretched out his head, for fear that Su Yi would agree.

Shen Yifeng smiled: "It's okay, I don't mind and no one minds if I join, I don't mind." ”

Yang Pan: "You person, how can you be so unreasonable!"

Shen Yifeng admired his fried hair: "Why should you be reasonable?"

Yang Pan: ......

Su Yi comforted her young master: "It's okay, young master, we can't beat him now anyway." ”

Yang Pan: "...... Which side the hell are you from?"

Su Yi stood proud: "I am on the side of justice." ”

Yang Pan really couldn't beat Shen Yifeng, but he beat Su Yi.

Su Yi touched the forehead that was knocked out of the bag, and decided that if he wanted to cultivate immortals, he must learn the iron head skill.

Shen Yifeng, who won back a game, was in a happy mood.

When they arrived in town, Yang Pan and Su Yi seemed to have made a bumper car, and Yang Pan pulled Su Yi: "I think I must be hallucinating, I think there are stars in front of me......"

Su Yi rolled her eyes: "You didn't hallucinate, you just looked in the wrong direction, the sky is indeed full of stars now......"

Shen Yifeng: What should I do if I suddenly feel that it is cool to rely on force to bully people?

The coachman put the two little ancestors down and quickly slipped away, he was an old bone, he couldn't bear it......

The driver who drove the car fled, Su Yi was very sad, she had a hunch that the next days would not be good......

Sure enough, Shen Yifeng floated over: "Why don't you two take my mount?"

Yang Pan: "That ass?"

Shen Yifeng explained good-naturedly: "That's actually a peach that looks like an ass." ”

Su Yi looked at him with a strange look: "Are you sure it's not a peach-like butt?"

Shen Yifeng: ...... At first glance, these two people have a first glimpse of the fairy path, and they don't understand the wonders of this divine beast, I don't care about them, I don't care about them, I don't care about them......

Shen Yifeng, first round, defeated.

Reason: Temperance still exists.

He patiently explained: "It's actually just bigger, if it can be reduced a little bit, it can still be seen to be a peach......

Yang Pan was surprised: "So you'd rather have a big ass than a small peach?"

Su Yi didn't know what to think, and looked at him in shock, "You're so perverted......"

Do you dare to put out what's in your head?

Shen Yifeng: ...... I am a senior in the immortal cultivation world, I don't care about juniors, I am a senior, I am a senior, I am a senior......

Shen Yifeng, second round, defeated.

Reason: He is a senior.

So he actively promoted his mount: "It's not just a mount, it can also secrete some spiritual juice by itself, it can replenish water when it's thirsty, fill its stomach when it's hungry, heal its injuries, and replenish its spiritual power when it's exhausted, it's really a must-have for home travel to kill people and set fires~"

Yang Pan was even more surprised: "So it still poops?"

Su Yi looked at him even more strangely: "You are so disgusting~"

Shen Yifeng: I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person......

Shen Yifeng, third round, defeated.

Reason: He's a good guy.

Then Shen Yifeng saw Su Yi secretly pulling Yang Pan aside and muttered quietly.

"What do you think he's doing to sell his mount?"

Young Master Yang pondered for a while: "Could it be that he saw that the jade tree I gave birth to was in the wind and wanted to give me this mount?"

Shen Yifeng: ...... Where did I give you this delusion?

Su Yi shook his head: "I don't think so, he should have decided to give me that mount because he thought that I was very commensurate with the word beauty." ”

Yang Pan: "...... Which eye is he blind?"

Su Yi: "It must be the eye that took a fancy to you that was blind......

Shen Yifeng: If I take a fancy to you, I will be blind in both eyes......

Yang Pan: "Ah, since Shen Gongzi is so enthusiastic, do you think we should accept it or accept it?"

Su Yi said: "Of course I accept it, isn't there an old saying that 'it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate'......"

Yang Pan's face changed: "How can you say that? Shen Gongzi is our friend, and friends should help each other, how can you do such a dirty thing because you are greedy for your friend's property?"

Su Yi: "Huh, this is different from what I said......"

Yang Pan looked at his nose and nose: "He is pointing a sword at you in the back!"

Su Yi: ⊙_⊙∥?

"Can he hear us?"

Shen Yifeng: Hehe, I'm really sorry that the monk's five senses are too ordinary......

Su Yi was not afraid at all: "So you want to give us that beauty?"

Shen Yifeng: "Let's not say that I won't give you the beauty, so yours has no logical relationship with the previous one, isn't it?"

Shen Yifeng, fourth round, defeated.

Reason: Does this still need a reason?

Congratulations, it's not just their disappearing festival that defeats you, but also their invisible lower limit.

He's so angry.

With a blank face retracting his sword, he walked straight to the nearest inn, deciding not to speak to the two men anymore.

His heart is tired, and he needs to be still.

He didn't know who Jingjing was.

Shen Yifeng didn't hate these two people, but felt that he had met a confidant.

Because when he first signed the contract, he reacted the same T^T as they did......