Chapter 98: Little Orchid?
On this day, the sky is beautiful, the wind is beautiful, and it is very suitable for outings.
But the monkey's mood was quite bad.
Without a speedboat, he had to do it himself, but his dog planing style really couldn't be put on the table. Look at the little finches again, this swimming style, tsk...... I'm afraid that even the mermaid will have to bow down.
The monkey tilted his neck and said with envy: "Titfuck, are you born to swim?"
The kicked her calves comfortably, and said happily: "The old lady can swim when she opens her eyes, this is a talent, you can't envy it." Go ahead and practice your doggy planing. ”
The monkey pouted, jealous, "I don't think you're a god-eyed bird at all, you should be a god-eyed fish." Maybe your ancestors were some kind of fish that lived in the sea, and as the world changed, they evolved into birds, but they didn't forget the instinct to swim. ”
"It's terrible to have no culture, don't you know Kunpeng?" the said disdainfully, "There is a fish in the northern underworld, its name is Kun, and the Kun is so big that I don't know how many thousand miles;
Well, Comrade Darwin, your theory of evolution is categorically useless in this world of China. I won't press your coffin board, and you won't dare to jump out if you want to.
When the saw that the monkey was deflated, he stretched out his wings, and proudly pouted the bird's beak and said, "Why don't the old lady teach you to swim?"
The monkey raised his eyebrows unadmittedly and said, "Hmph, when I return from my studies, I catch that blue water golden-eyed beast as a water mount, and I still need to swim in the sea by myself?"
"Okay, okay, you dead monkey don't talk big. Let's wait until you can find Fangcun Mountain. Hehe, Bodhi Ancestor is not a cat or a dog who is accepted as an apprentice. ”
The monkey was full of confidence and said, "Then you can rest assured, the old man Bodhi will definitely accept me." ”
The tit swept a scrutinizing gaze at the monkey, and said disdainfully: "You are really confused and confident, do you really think that your ass is redder than other people's, and the Bodhi Ancestor can treat you differently?"
The monkey's neck turned red: "Hey, hey, dead, arguments are arguments, don't bring people to attack, otherwise I'm going to turn my face!"
The shook his head: "What the old lady said is telling the truth, you have to face up to your shortcomings." ”
The monkey waved his fist, and there was anger in his eyes: "Wait for Lao Tzu to condense the demon pill, immediately learn the seventy-two changes, turn yourself into the world's first-class handsome guy, and stare at whoever is pregnant!"
laughed happily: "Yo yo! Finally admit that you are an ugly monkey, and you shamelessly let the monkeys call you the Monkey King! But if you can become half as handsome as the golden snub-nosed monkey, I will, I will ...... it."
"What are you doing? Lao Tzu is a peerless male god who wants to set foot on Lingshan and collect Zixia Fairy into the harem!"
Speaking of the Zixia Fairy, the morbid infatuation in the monkey's heart has long since disappeared.
Since he survived that heart demon tribulation, the monkey only had a trace of curiosity left in his heart about the stunning appearance of the Zixia Fairy.
Of course, the problem of monkey mouth is not so easy to change.
The glared at the finch's eyes and said angrily, "Who is going to make a promise?" The old lady said that you can really become handsome, so the old lady will reluctantly accept you as a follower, doing the work of leading horses and driving, pouring tea and wine!"
The monkey cocked his head, not ready to fight with the again.
He found that the were extremely capable of learning, and from being dumbfounded by him at the beginning, they were now able to share with him.
The monkey was afraid that if he continued, the would outperform him. Teach the apprentice to starve the master to death, and the monkey will not do it.
I swam towards the destination for about half a day, after all, it was a shallow sea bend, but I didn't encounter any powerful kraken, not even the Bohai Sea patrol yaksha or anything.
However, the monkey noticed a large sea ship coming behind him.
Thinking that it would take two days to swim to the shore, the monkey caught the attention of the sea boat, and discussed with the, ", there is a big boat coming from behind, why don't we board and take a free boat?"
The frowned, but he didn't dare to agree: "It looks like it should be a human merchant ship, are you sure that once you get on the ship, you won't be killed?"
Xiniu Hezhou is actually a very magical place.
This continent can be regarded as the territory of Buddhism, but it is rampant with demons in the central region.
In the coastal generation, it is a gathering place for human beings. Of course, the people here are fierce, and they will start working if they don't agree with each other, which is much more fierce than those flat-headed people in Dongsheng Shenzhou.
The monkey weighed the risk, this can be regarded as the sphere of influence of the Bohai Dragon King, there should not be such a big contradiction between humans and demons, and they will not shout and kill as soon as they meet.
If the situation is really critical, it is a big deal to jump into the sea to seek help from the Bohai Dragon Palace. At most, betray Xiao Yuxin and fool the little dragon prince of the Bohai Sea.
So, the monkey and the seized the opportunity and sneaked aboard the boat.
But by coincidence, this ship turned out to be a merchant ship of the Apocalypse City Gold Chamber of Commerce, and the goods escorted were not silk or spices and wine, but a group of living monsters!
The strength of this group of monsters is all in the [Realm of the Flesh], and only a few have successfully condensed the Demon Pill and reached the [Initial Realm of Qi Refining].
The monkey was very surprised, even the human race has become so fierce these years?
Moreover, the guards of this merchant ship are also very fierce, and the leader is a bearded swordsman who is at the peak of Qi refining. The treasure knife on his waist is blowing and breaking his hair.
And the intrusion of the monkeys also alarmed the group of guards.
So, the monkey was surrounded by a long, narrow passage of the boat.
A middle-aged swordsman was surprised: "How did this demon monkey escape?
Well, the dignified Monkey King is treated like a cargo!
Of course, the monkey also has a chance to escape at first.
Just because when he passed by the cabin, the words of the leader of the swordsmen in the cabin attracted the attention of the monkey.
The monkey vaguely heard the bearded swordsman and several of his subordinates discussing what kind of mansion master and troupe...... There are also words like Miss Xiaolan.
So the monkey's heart tightened. The little orchid girl in the mouth of this group of dart masters is not the little orchid he knows?
But it shouldn't be!
The troupe where Little Orchid is located is in Dongsheng Shenzhou, which is more than 108,000 miles away from this Xiniuhe Continent. It's only been less than half a year since she was separated from Little Orchid, how could she cross the continent.
But it's the troupe again, and it's the Xiaolan girl, where can the monkey be at ease. So I decided to stay and find out.
Unfortunately, he was discovered by a patrolling knifeman.
Then, naturally, the dart masters mistook the monkey for the cargo they had caught.
After all, they gained a lot of money this time, but they caught a full 300 monsters, including more than a dozen little monkey demons.
In the face of a group of fierce and vicious "heroes", the monkey would not be stupid enough to fight them on the spot, so he raised his hand and surrendered.
The monkey decides to blend in and continues to inquire about the little orchid.
Of course, if you can't do anything, it's never too late to leave.
The worst outcome is just to use the Moonlight Treasure Box to escape.
But if you don't find out, the monkey is afraid that he will not be at ease for the rest of his life.
(End of chapter)