Chapter 2, Uncle

On this day, it was the turn to water the flowers and plants of Renyouguan, and Xiao Yunlong was busy back and forth with a bucket, sweating profusely. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Suddenly a person came over, smiling, it turned out to be that weird uncle!

What's even more puzzling is that the uncle actually snatched the bucket from his hand and watered all the flowers and plants of the Renyouguan Temple for himself! Xiao Yunlong only felt that his heart was about to jump out, he thought complicatedly, and this uncle's smile looked a little evil! Could it be that he had a special habit? When the uncle returned the bucket to Xiao Yunlong, the poor baby face turned green with fright.

When the uncle looked at him, his eyes full of love, Xiao Yunlong was in a hurry and said:

"Sir, if it weren't for your help, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to water these trees all day. How can I thank you? Why don't I take care of it for you when Uncle Jade Chan comes over one day?"

The so-called one thing descends one thing, sure enough, when it comes to the tigress king jade cicada, my uncle suddenly restrains a lot, and he laughs a few times to hide it slightly. Xiao Yunlong just breathed a sigh of relief, and the uncle gave Xiao Yunlong a violent chestnut again.

"......Uhh

Xiao Yunlong's mouth hurt, and his uncle flicked his fingers, flicked an object into Li Yunlong's throat, and said:

"I see that you are very good at talking, and I will reward you with a baby!"

After speaking, he smiled mysteriously and turned to leave.

What a baby! I heard the senior brothers say that the second prince of the South China Sea Dragon King was poisoned by his uncle, so he fell into the clouds! Poor little Yunlong wanted to vomit and couldn't vomit, so he rolled his eyes and picked at his mouth for a long time, but poked that "baby" into his stomach!

This frightened Xiao Yunlong! Uncle must have planted Gu for himself, it seems that he can't escape his clutches, hey, he only blames himself for being too handsome.

It's hard for this kid, he actually came up with such a method, this "poison" can't be pulled out from above, why don't you try to pull it out from below? He went to the top of Zhongmao Peak Deyouguan, pestered the senior brother who was looking at the medicine, said all the good things, got some croton laxatives, and drank them all.

But let him squat until the sunset, exhausted, the willows on the moon, his limbs were weak, and the "poison" in his stomach had not yet appeared. Who can understand the taste of this?

After thinking about it for many days, he finally got the result! What appeared in front of Li Yunlong's eyes turned out to be a jujube pit! A small jujube pit that had already been digested! The poor doll carefully recalled her diet of three meals a day over the past few years, and confirmed that she had never eaten jujube before that.

Li Yunlong threw the jujube core into the fire and turned it into ashes; he struck it with an iron hammer, but it could not be broken, and after thinking about it, he cleaned up the jujube core.

It's just that others eat jujubes in every kind of sweetness, but Li Yunlong jujubes don't taste sweet, not to mention, he also suffers a lot.

Li Yunlong is bitter, and some people are more bitter than him.

What is more bitter than Li Yunlong is Sima Chengzhen, who lives with him.

Li Yunlong was frightened for a while, since he beat his aunt and came to the ancestral court of Maoshan, Sima Chengzhen has lived like a year.

Who is Sima Chengzhen? He is Li Yunlong's little follower.

Li Yunlong originally disliked this follower, because he was the younger brother of Emperor Sima Yi of the Jin Xuan Dynasty, Sima Kui! The three Taoyuan brothers, Zhuge Wuhou, and Changshan Zhao Zilong were all my idols Li Yunlong, and in the end, they were regarded as making wedding dresses for others, and they lost to the Sima family! Later, I saw that this little guy was serving the fourth elder Wang Xuanlan in the west thousand yuan view of Yugang Peak in Maoshan Mountain, and he could take some rune paper for himself, so he reluctantly accepted this oil bottle as a junior brother.

What is the use of the talisman paper he wants? lest he fall into a chrysanthemum, and the flowers will be ruined and his stomach will be full of wounds.

Besides, that Sima Chengzhen, seeing that the fourth elder Wang Xuanlan was made to vomit blood by his uncle's demon spell, and ran to the eldest elder to recuperate, is he a little doll afraid? Every day, he grinds the inkstone for the uncle, and his eyes are full of strange runes, which can torture the little Sima.

During that time, Li Yunlong was awakened several times at night and found that poor little Sima Chengzhen was sleepwalking! Either scribbling with his little hands, or jumping with strange steps, cocking his fingers and saying some nonsense:

"Those who are fighting in front of the army are all marching forward in formation. Break!"

Hey, what is broken? Li Yunlong felt that his head was about to burst. Since that uncle came to Maoshan, why has everything changed?

One day, there was a sudden thunderclap, and a divine thunder split a piece of Xiaomao Peak. All the senior brothers discussed one after another, it must be the Dragon King of the Four Seas who came to provoke again.

Who knew that when Sima Chengzhen came back that night, he told Li Yunlong a big secret: that little Maofeng was split by his uncle!

It turned out that my uncle suddenly went against the norm that day, holding a few glowing talismans and dancing with his hands, and he was really scary to be crazy.

Xiao Sima trembled, and he didn't dare to sweat. The uncle smiled at him and said:

"Look at the scared you, reward you with a jujube, eat it. ”

After speaking, he took out a wild fairy jujube and stuffed it in the mouth of Xiao Sima Chengzhen. How dare the poor doll not eat it? It's just that she was too panicked, and she didn't know whether it was sweet or sour, and she was pulled out by her uncle again.

Sima Chengzhen followed his uncle to Xiaomao Peak in a daze, and the uncle smiled:

"Boy, let you open your eyes and see the power of my 'Rokko Heavenly Thunder Curse'!"

The uncle took out a green talisman, pinched the Dharma seal in his hand, stepped on Yu steps, and read in his mouth:

"Those who are fighting in front of the army are all marching forward in formation. Break!"

The talisman in his hand turned into green smoke in response, and sure enough, there were some doorways.

My uncle was full of confidence, and left directly, Xiao Sima was still worshipping, and suddenly there was a thunderclap, and a divine thunder split the top of Shaomao Peak in half! Xiao Sima Chengzhen became more and more convinced, and my uncle really had profound mana!

After listening to Sima Chengzhen's words, Li Yunlong became more and more frightened, this uncle, is he here to demolish my Maoshan ancestral garden?

Fortunately, within a few days, in order to increase the chances of winning the decisive battle with the water tribe, the uncle went out of the mountain with five Tianjiao and a little doll to practice. By the way, that doll named Yu Xiaoyu, even the head of the sect Wang Yuanzhi is in awe, don't you think it's weird?

After the uncle left, the Maoshan Sect was overjoyed, and everyone was happier than the New Year's holiday. Even the cats and dogs who often bully themselves on the nearby hills are a lot more pleasant to see themselves, this is really a great thing.

There are many mountains in Namao Mountain, and the little Taoist priests have their own territory, the peach and orange are unevenly distributed, and they are divided into early and late ripening, and the children are greedy for snacks, and it is inevitable that there will be some quarrels and fights. Li Yunlong has a strong personality, he is not very old, and he fights violently, so he has offended many people.

The only exception was the fourth elder Wang Xuanlan, according to Sima Chengzhen, the old man returned to Qianyuan to see that his eyes were full of mess, and he vomited half a liter of blood, and returned to Deyouguan to recuperate. Hey, where my uncle Yang Qi passed, there was really no grass.