Chapter 16: Trick Down
In the Tiantian Gymnasium of the First Military Academy, Zheng Hongbin at this time was practicing the Tai Chi of the Wudang School with his bare buttocks, when Zheng Hongbin's voice communicator rang. This portable communicator was distributed by the military academy, and it has been half a year since I came to the First Military Academy, except for Xidan and Zheng Hongbin playing with each other, it was the first time that someone had come in, but unfortunately Zheng Hongbin was still boxing in gravity, and there was no way to answer this call.
"Hey, that one?"
"Brother Bingbing, where are you! Ugan is looking for you, urgent matter!"
"I'm Xidan, your brother is cultivating, I don't have time to answer the phone now, your brother is in room 8007 of the Tiantian Gymnasium, and I can only contact you after an hour and a half. ”
"Can Ugan wait for his brother in an hour and a half at the Tiantian Gymnasium?"
"Absolutely!"
"Thank you Xidan!room 8007. ”
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Life is not just about cultivation, because of Ugan's visit, Zheng Hongbin, who was originally going to continue cultivating, could only give up cultivation, but Zheng Hongbin didn't blame Ugan at all, on the contrary, he was still very excited. Because the pleasure of hitting someone is like the flow of qi in the body, and the body is comfortable.
In room 8007, Zheng Hongbin looked at the photos of mulberries in his hands, as well as the records of mulberries' daily travel, and studied them carefully with Ugan, and it was the best and most appropriate to do it there. If the robot of Ugan tracks the mulberry, then the mulberry's robot will remind the mulberry that someone is tracking, then the plan of the sneak attack will be directly revealed.
In fact, intelligent robots, just like children, are particularly naughty, among first-class citizens, since the emergence of a Zheng Hongbin, a group of intelligent robots can be happy. It's because of the peaceful life that there are finally ripples, and it's no longer the same old thing, everyone wants to see, how did Zheng Hongbin teach the senior Mulberry classmates?
"Oh, it's troublesome this time, isn't this going to ruin your long-term fine business?"
Zheng Hongbin is becoming more and more thieves, and he thinks about it again and again in his heart.
"If you don't choose a place with fewer people and teach Mulberry classmates a lesson, this fair and honest battle will definitely have a huge impact, and the long-term fine business in the future will be completely ruined. ”
This is the result of Xidan's long-term education, the robot Xidan always puts the order of the ingredients, with the price, together with Zheng Hongbin, want to eat good things, little master, you just take a closer look at the price of the ingredients.
"Ugan, brother can't be famous yet, we must find a place with the least number of people, launch a surprise attack on the mulberries, preferably in a place of our own, and clean up the mulberries fiercely. ”
Zheng Hongbin said with bright eyes, because for Zheng Hongbin, beating people is not the goal at all, and asking for red envelopes is the final result. Standing up for classmates, that's all, the teacher is famous, punishing adultery and punishing evil, this is the style of ancient heroes.
"Brother, why don't we get the mulberry back to the special recruitment class 8 and kill the dog violently!"
Thirteen-year-old genius Wu Gan suddenly said happily to Zheng Hongbin.
"Ugan, it's impossible for my brother to run ten kilometers stupidly with a big black man on his back, what do you want?"
Zheng Hongbin was not stupid, he immediately quit and shouted loudly.
"Dog! Ugan's idea is so ranciful, absolutely not!"
Zheng Hongbin looked up at the one-meter-five ugan and thought with extreme dissatisfaction.
"Hehe, brother, how can you let yourself carry a big fool?
Ugan said proudly, Zheng Hongbin has never sat in the electric car running underground, but he has often seen it, but he is not familiar with it and has never used it.
"Well, Ugan's plan is good, it's decided, you get your electric car ready, just inform my brother, you go!"
Zheng Hongbin gave an order to expel the guest, and he still has to continue to cultivate.
"Okay, brother, Ugan will call him in a moment. ”
Ugan left happily, such a happy and exciting thing, Ugan did not notify his good friend Wanda, because if Wanda was on the scene, he would definitely rush to drive an electric car with Ugan, so why did Ugan go?
A black pickup truck, the kind with a compartment, appeared downstairs where Mulberry lived, which was actually where Ugan lived. Thanks to the electric pick-up truck, Zheng Hongbin happily put on a mask and sat in the carriage, blatantly waiting for the mulberry classmates to come out.
At 3:50 p.m., Mulberry and her robot appeared downstairs in the dormitory on time, ready to continue to go to the girls' building to be their flower messengers today.
For first-class citizens, the school only requires intelligent first-class citizens to graduate with full scores, that is to say, in military schools, first-class citizens must complete the main courses of two majors, as well as ten elective majors, and get 5 credits to obtain the graduation certificate of the first military school.
Mulberry is a student of class 6 of special recruitment, 20 years earlier than Zheng Hongbin, and now a major course has been about to complete the assessment, so he graduated with a full score, in the ninety years, for Mulberry, it is a breeze. But the future daughter-in-law is a lifelong event, and she must be in the military school, so she decided early, so Mulberry set her sights on the beautiful black girls in the same class. Thirteen-year-old Ugan, that is, the girl who flirted with Mulberry, was kicked hard by Mulberry, and never dared to approach the girl again.
"Warning! Robot Mawu is not allowed to participate in children's play, warning!"
When Zheng Hongbin was about to do it, Mulberry's robot Ma Wu received a warning from the military academy's intelligent system.
"Bang!", the back door of the pickup truck suddenly opened, and a little guy with a mask rushed out violently, rushing to the mulberry's eyes, and facing the silly mulberry, it was a slap from light to heavy, and the parts of the hit were all places that made people faint.
"Oops。。。。。 ”
The mulberry hadn't seen what was going on yet? Dizzy, the two-meter-tall burly body, as if it had no bones, collapsed to the ground, and then didn't know anything?
I saw a villain with a black mask, dressed in black clothes, after neatly knocking the mulberry unconscious, he grabbed the mulberry directly, just like dragging a scarecrow, dragged the mulberry quickly, and ran to the black pickup truck.
After getting into the car, there was a "whew!", and the door of the rear compartment was not closed, and the pickup truck rushed out in a hurry and disappeared at the end of the concrete road.
The little man in black, the whole time of beating and robbing people, it took less than twenty seconds to complete the robbery cleanly.
Then the three S-class robots also disappeared invisibly and chased the pickup truck.
On the 16th floor of Building 34, in a room, Mulberry was lying naked on the ground with a blue nose and a swollen face, looking pitifully at the two demons in front of him. At this time, the mulberry has been beaten, and there is no strength, so you don't need to look at it to know that the mulberry has been tortured and obviously suffered a big loss from the two little guys.
But the brave black mulberry, for his own love and his wallet, would rather die than bow to the evil forces, not pay the ransom, and not give up the beauty, anyway, he is beaten to death and begged, and he is stubborn to the end.
"Brother, dog, it's too stubborn, I can't accept it if I am killed! Wugan's hands are swollen, and his feet are kicking and hurting, what can I do?"
Ugan is really a headache in the face of mulberries who are not afraid to take nude photos. Seeing the straight eyes of the mulberry, Ugan was afraid, this is obviously to settle accounts after the autumn! What can I do?
"Grandma's, I really don't see the coffin, I don't shed tears, I have to make a trick. Big black man, listen, as long as you can catch this move, the soldiers will let you go immediately! This is a trick taught by Master Forrest Gump! Haha!"
Zheng Hongbin's ugly little face even showed a hint of a smile, and the hearty laughter echoed happily in the room.
"Brother, what kind of trick is it? Hurry up and tell Ugan! Ugan will carry it out himself!"
After listening to the word trick in the demon's mouth, Mulberry had a bad feeling, he was a big member of the future party, what did this demon want to do? Is this trick really that awesome?