As mentioned last time, all the Buddhas gathered in the Great Leiyin Temple to study the matter of the Pingtian Great Sage's chaotic car Buddha Gate's own land.

At the meeting, there were Fuhu Arhats impassioned, righteous words, leading to the inaction of the Dragon Arhats, Duobao Buddha Duojing (stingy) Ming (Si), how could he let the Dragon Arhats occupy the Buddha in vain?

On the spot, he sent the dragon and Arhat to the lower realm, but a Buddha jumped out and pointed out the biggest hidden danger of the Buddha, and the merits of the Buddhas were not full.

To say that the Buddhas take 3,000 as the number of perfections, but there is a basis for this, and this origin can be traced back to the ancient times when the gods were sealed, and the 3,000 red dust guests who were taken away by Amitabha.

Of course, 3,000 is not only 3,000, but also refers to infinity, infinite, but the number of 3,000 is a bit special, implying perfection, and those who prove the 3,000th Buddha must have immeasurable merits, which can be the Buddha of sandalwood merit.

If the Venerable Fuxian has not passed away, who is named the Sandalwood Merit Buddha, the Buddhas do not care, there is no real name left and right, but the Venerable Fuxian has passed away, just so that the Buddhas are vacant, and the matter is a little intriguing.

Who doesn't know that Chen Xuanzang is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and the golden cicada is the second disciple of the Buddha.

Although, Chen Xuanzang's performance has indeed been "a little" unbearable recently, for example, teasing Miaoshan Bodhisattva, and for example, barbecue Uncle Buddha, and so on.

But, it's not a problem!

What is the Bodhisattva who plays Miaoshan, there is a happy Buddha in the Buddha who likes to participate in the happy avenue, people are called dedication, and they have to tease the girl every day, you see what the Buddha said, what he said, didn't say it!

And the barbecue of the Buddha's uncle is not a big deal, among the Buddhism, there is a lot of evidence for eating meat, it is said that the old man of the Buddha likes to eat meat, but it is just for Emperor Liang Wu of the world to make trouble, and everyone is vegetarian.

But who is he, he is the Buddha, high up, oh, Buddhism pays attention to the equality of all beings, such things can't be said, it should be the Buddha who jumped out of the Three Realms, not touching the cause and effect of the world, the emperor of the world can not control the Buddha's head, the teachings of Buddhism are all created by the Buddha, he wants to eat meat, he will eat meat if he wants to, and he will be unhappy in the future, change to eat wine, what can you do with him.

To sum up, the little thing that Chen Xuanzang committed is nothing, who dares to mention it to the Buddha again, the Buddha will turn his face.

After all, Chen Xuanzang's performance is unbearable, but he is also a disciple of the Buddha, if he doesn't give Chen Xuanzang face, he has to give face to Master Chen Xuanzang, his old Buddha.

What's more, Chen Xuanzang's ability suddenly became inexplicably so "a little bit", other Buddhas may be worried, but the Buddha is Chen Xuanzang's master, no matter how powerful Chen Xuanzang is, but dare to oppose him?

Holding the righteousness of master and apprentice, the Buddha is extremely relieved of Chen Xuanzang, and his thoughts are also known to the Buddha, but the Buddhas can also think carefully.

For example, discuss with the Buddha again, okay, this, the sandalwood merit Buddha let you, but no, can you let some more incense come out, it will not be, we don't even have to drink soup when you eat meat.

It is said that the Buddha competes for a stick of incense, and there are mountains between the Buddhas, and there are filthy, and the filth lies in the competition for incense.

Some Buddhas are a little bit more powerful, the mountains are big, and there are many incense burners; some Buddhas are a little worse, the mountains are small, no one cares, they can't receive three incense sticks all year round, and the days are miserable, which is simply a tragedy with a capital letter.

Of course, among the Buddhas, the largest mountain and the one that accounts for the most incense is the old man himself

And then there are the three Buddhas, the four great bodhisattvas, and so on, oh, now the three great bodhisattvas, these Buddhas only have great wisdom, great courage, walking in the ten worlds, tirelessly working hard, spreading their names in the heavens and the earth, and the incense is extremely prosperous; and then down are Ananda, Kasya, and so on, who are descendants of the Buddha, and so on, and the incense is also prosperous.

The Buddha of Joy is slightly better, not only three incense sticks a year, but there are only some stinky and shameless widows in small countries to worship, after all, although this Avenue of Joy is one of the avenues of yin and yang, but the things in the boudoir are inevitably shy, difficult to ......

On weekdays, the Happy Buddha didn't know how much he coveted the incense of Ananda and other Buddhas, so he wanted to take this opportunity to discuss with the Buddha and ask him to give up so "a little bit".

There are not a few Buddhas who think like the Buddha of Joy.

But who would have thought that the old man of the Buddha would be so ugly, he didn't let it be returned, and he shook the face of the Buddha of Huanxi, and immediately let the Buddha of the Buddha's line grab the handle, jump out, and point at the Buddha is scolding.

"Be bold and rejoice, the matter of sandalwood merit Buddha has been arranged by the Buddha, do you dare to criticize the Buddha?"

When the Buddha jumped out, Ananda waited for the Buddha to be bad, for fear that the Buddha would really be soft-hearted and give up a little incense.

A little, a little is much?

The old man of the Buddha is rich and rich, and the 100,000 temples are a little bit, just as a cold hair plucked, although the old man of the Buddha has no hair on his head, but there are still a lot of cold hairs on his body, just pluck the roots of the cold hair, how big a thing, and it doesn't hurt and itchy, oh, at most a little itchy, anyway, the old man of the Buddha doesn't care.

But Ananda waited for the Buddha's days to live a lot of time, not to mention 100,000 temples, even a small broken temple built with rotten bricks and tiles, which can make them feel distressed for a long time.

This matter is not negotiable!

Why do you think their hands are so long that they dare to take care of the Buddha's incense? Isn't there a saying that if I can't get it, you can't even think of it?

In order to prevent the Buddha from having some thoughts that should not be had, Ananda immediately became angry, emotional, and his fingers trembled, almost poking the nose of the Buddha of Joy.

"Joyful Buddha, how can you be so ignorant, don't you know what to ask and what not to ask?"

"Happy Buddha, how old are you Buddha, how can you talk nonsense, this Buddha is in charge, you apologize to Venerable Ananda, the so-called people who have no fault, Buddha is also made by people, you apologize!"

His move was amazing, and many Buddhas with lanterns could not find a way to approach Ananda's family, and they jumped out in a hurry, and catching the Buddha of Joy was a scolding.

It is said that every bald head has a tongue with a golden lotus, this is really true, all the Buddhas scolded, the momentum was overwhelming, even the glazed tiles of the Great Lei Yin Temple were shaken, and the Buddha of Joy was directly submerged by the sound tide, so he had to reluctantly laugh.

"Poor, pitiful, you are running for the small profits, you have forgotten the compassion and righteousness of Buddhism, this Buddha, ashamed to be with you!"

Having said that, the Buddha of Joy made an iron head, and came out of a gap in the human wall of the Buddhas, buried his head in it, hid his face and walked away, the Buddhas laughed in unison, clapped their hands with each other, as if they had completed the incredible challenge, and the two Venerable Ananda and Ka Ye smiled and were slightly complacent.

"Joy Buddha, where are you going?"

Only then did he run out of the Da Lei Yin Temple, and the happy Buddha cloud head did not fly, and he was been

One palm pulled the cuff and pulled it down again, the Buddha was dissatisfied, and complained: "Dragon Descending Arhat, why are you holding this Buddha for no reason?"

It was the Arhat who was holding him down.

The corners of the dragon arhat's mouth sank, and he said: "How can Ben Arhat stop you, didn't you stop Ben Arhat, rejoice that the Buddha forgets so quickly, even so, Ben Arhat goes!"

After that, the dragon descending Arhat shook his sleeves and was about to leave, but he was suddenly pulled by a miraculous force, and when he looked back, he was relieved that the Buddha had pulled him.

"Why should you blame the dragon descending arhats, this Buddha just tries you, you really make great progress!"

provoked the dissatisfaction of the dragon descending arhat, and sneered: "Is it only allowed for you to hook up with Duobao and become an adulterer, and not for this Arhat to make great progress?"

As soon as he said this, the face of the Buddha of Joy changed, and he looked left and right, confirming that there was no one near the left, and then he was a little relieved, but he still pulled the dragon descending Arhat on the cloud, and cast a prohibition, and the figures of the two gradually disappeared.

"Dragon Descending Arhat, if you can help me, I will also help you......"

"If you rejoice in the Buddha's big heart, you are not afraid of turning into ashes......"

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"Little goblin, there's nowhere to run now!"

Whew, whew!

The Great Sage of Pingtian stared at the huge bull's eyes, the bull's eyes were piercing red, his mouth and nose were panting for white air, a cow's hoof kept kicking the ground, and the cold light on the horns of the bull made Xiao King Kong feel chilled.

"It's not that you want to spread the sentient beings and open the door of convenience, why has the master already arrived at the gate of the Pure Land, but you closed the door?"

It is said that he rushed to Lingyundu a few hours ago, but the eight-armed King Kong who extradited him saw him as if he had seen a ghost, and hurriedly stretched the ferry open, but he didn't even give him time to say hello.

You say, everyone is King Kong, everyone is an eight-armed King Kong, he is a little King Kong, it can't be said that it was a family five hundred years ago, as for hiding from the plague god, turning him away?

However, Xiao King Kong is not convinced by the plague god, although his reputation as a plague god in the world is indeed not good, but the god and Buddha fate in the sky are still good.

Because he is a plague god and the old man also knows how to read the food and eat, and knows that mortals can be bullied casually, but the gods and Buddhas can't mess around, otherwise mortals can't help him with the plague gods, but the gods and Buddhas in the sky will beat him to death.

It's far away, let's go back, the ginseng little King Kong wants the Buddha to take the blame, but people have already seen through his careful liver and know that this guy has a black heart and poisonous hands!

If the heart is not black, if the hand is not poisonous, can Xihe Niuzhou be harmed more than once?

Look, look, there is still half a good place in Xihe Niuzhou now, that is beautiful, the original mountains and rivers are beautiful, now the mountains and rivers are exhausted, this is beautiful, now it is wind and rain, and there is a place, the original cave is blessed, and now the sky is dark......

The entire Xihe Niuzhou was originally considered prosperous, but now, it is already a demon who does not kiss and does not love, and how many demons have left their hometowns, and would rather give up the foundation that their ancestors have worked hard for generations than dare to stay in Xihe Niuzhou.

Who harmed him, it's him, it's him, it's him, the great scourge of demons, little King Kong!

The current reputation of Ginseng Little King Kong is more ferocious and terrifying than that of many old demons, and the evil of its name has been spread all over the world!

。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors